Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[Jkwellborn 7,038]

Similar maturity issues, though. If they win, everything will be fine. If not, his act will get old fast.
It's amazing to me how NFL GMs just keep handing the keys to the kingdom over to QBs without even a hint of a mental eval. It does not seem like a job that lends itself at all to growing up while learning on the job. I'm really hard pressed to think of a single guy that's come into the league in the last 10 years or so with maturity red flags and turned into something decent. Cam Newton? Even he seemed to have put a lot of his issues behind him by the time he actually came into the league. I guess Kirk Cousins is supposed to be kind of a prick?

Cam Newton is your pick for putting his issues behind him?

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Daang.  You're close to rock bottom if the guy that got molested by Michael Jackson is clowning you.  

[Brothahorn 10,097]

Daang.  You're a rock bottom bitch if the guy that got molested by Michael Jackson is clowning you.  

 

QFT

 

 

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[MAUFRAIS 6,740]

You got it all wrong. He got friend zoned by MJ to create doubt that he was banging the other kids.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

whole lot of spray paint on that shelf.....just sayin

[RamjetFDO 10,653]

[Eastwood 4,394]

http://twitter.com/NFLResearch/status/1191760547185709058/photo/1

Aw, that's a shame

[Pimphand 6,370]

9 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

http://twitter.com/NFLResearch/status/1191760547185709058/photo/1

Aw, that's a shame

 

FIFY

 

[aggie08 21,800]

Why the fuck is "Baker shaved because 'didn't deserve' handlebar" the 2nd story on ESPN's frontpage? Who gives a shit?

 

[PilotsError 2,337]

That story will get more clicks than some X's and O's bullshit.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,302]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

 

FIFY

 

If I'm a NFL GM I would never draft a QB with the last name of Allen

[BradWilcox 115]

Baker is getting paid millions to play for a professional team. The team sucks, Baker sucks, what more do the fans want? If shaving his face helps Baker play better then I hope the rest of the Browns team shaves. They are the 2019 disappointment of the NFL. They are an embarrassment to the league. Fire all of them!

[Deej 77,831]

3 minutes ago, BradWilcox said:

If shaving his face helps Baker play better then I hope the rest of the Browns team shaves. 

Should have shaved his vagina.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

Maybe his dad was giving him a heart to heart and said something about "saving face" and he just misunderstood

[SurlyBDR 23,153]

 

[ztejas 44,227]

Baker's been pretty damn good the past 2 games...

DATE	OPP	RESULT	CMP	ATT	YDS	CMP%	AVG	TD	INT	LNG	SACK	RTG	QBR
Thu 11/14	vsPIT	W 21-7	17	32	193	53.1	6.0	2	0	42	1	92.3	73.0
Sun 11/10	vsBUF	W 19-16	26	38	238	68.4	6.3	2	0	24	2	102.7	74.9

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

17-32 is pretty damn good?  6 ypa is pretty damn good?

[wood 11,766]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

17-32 is pretty damn good?  6 ypa is pretty damn good?

Haha, yeah, I esp liked when Baker missed that throw to the left sideline by like a fucking mile. Aikman couldn't believe what he was seeing & basically said that's a throw an NFL qb has to make and it would've been an easy first down.

 

[Jkwellborn 7,038]

17-32 is pretty damn good?  6 ypa is pretty damn good?

He didn’t throw a pick. It’s a low standard.

[Dennis Taylor 19,356]

Mayfield with the pick with 1:15 left to kill the Browns chances against Pittsburgh 

 

[Vic Mackey 47,960]

Lost to Kyler and the Cardinals yesterday. Season not going as expected. Remember, they had the easiest schedule in terms of opponent win percentage by far and were going to make their playoff push but that has not happened.

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47,960]

[Dennis Taylor 19,356]

14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lost to Kyler and the Cardinals yesterday. Season not going as expected. Remember, they had the easiest schedule in terms of opponent win percentage by far and were going to make their playoff push but that has not happened.

 

 

[wood 11,766]

If only someone could have foreseen such a thing ...

[South Austin 53,227]

Who else dry heaved yesterday rooting for Kyler Murray over Baker Mayfield? 

['stache 22,143]

Lol, fuck Baker. Remember this? I 'member.

[n64ra 1,150]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Lol, fuck Baker. Remember this? I 'member.

You can't make out the small print. It says "The Browns Are Back in the Gutter".

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Just guessing, they had to have close to the worst win percentage the prior decade too, didn't they? 

[Vic Mackey 47,960]

44 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

Just guessing, they had to have close to the worst win percentage the prior decade too, didn't they? 

I'm bored so I went and checked. Their record last decade was 57-103. Giving them a winning percentage of .356. Their last playoff appearance was last decade in 2004.

2 decades and only 2 winning seasons. One playoff appearance. No playoff wins. God only knows how many starting QBs. I guess the Cavs, Indians and Ohio St make up for it but man, that is fucking shitty to put it mildly. They have not won their division in 3 decades. So many thought winning their division would be a foregone conclusion even though their QB has very little experience and just isn't that great right now and their head coach fucking sucks. Being offseason and paper champs does not equate to results on the field. We have seen that many times in sports, especially the NFL.

Edited December 16, 2019 by Vic Mackey

[tbone_ 14,448]

Who else dry heaved yesterday rooting for Kyler Murray over Baker Mayfield? 

Me. But a I do live in Phoenix. Not that anyone cares about the cardinals but it’s more interesting when they are good and b I don’t care for Murray but he doesn’t seem like the same level of cunt as mayfield.

[nnm 37,908]

Went ahead and looked at the 1990s for grins.  

1990s:  41-71, including the 3-year 1996-98 interregnum.  Also including their 11-5 1994 year, in which they won a wildcard playoff game.  Unfortunately, the next season they fell to 5-11, and then fired Bill Bellichick.  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Vic Mackey 47,960]

So to add it all up, their last 3 decades they have a record of 140-292-1for a win percentage of .324. Is this the worst run by any franchise in sports history? That is 3 decades of being fucking terrible. 

[nnm 37,908]

8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So to add it all up, their last 3 decades they have a record of 140-292-1for a win percentage of .324. Is this the worst run by any franchise in sports history? That is 3 decades of being fucking terrible. 

And firing Bill Bellichick.  Don't forget firing Bill Bellichik.  

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So to add it all up, their last 3 decades they have a record of 140-292-1for a win percentage of .324. Is this the worst run by any franchise in sports history? That is 3 decades of being fucking terrible. 

I bet the Indians can put up a 30-year window about that bad, without looking. Like work backward from the first time they got competitive in our lifetimes, around the mid-90s-- I bet they won less than 40% of their games with no post-season the prior three decades.

Edited December 16, 2019 by SwanderedTalent

[tbone_ 14,448]

Guessing that cardinals would have something to say about that

[nnm 37,908]

Pre-rape Baylor.  Post-death penalty SMU.  Pre-Patterson TCU.  LA Clippers.  Just several that spring to mind.  

[Pato del Muerto 53,505]

Washington generals

[dcar00 14,973]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm bored so I went and checked. Their record last decade was 57-103. Giving them a winning percentage of .356. Their last playoff appearance was last decade in 2004.

2 decades and only 2 winning seasons. One playoff appearance. No playoff wins. God only knows how many starting QBs. I guess the Cavs, Indians and Ohio St make up for it but man, that is fucking shitty to put it mildly. They have not won their division in 3 decades. So many thought winning their division would be a foregone conclusion even though their QB has very little experience and just isn't that great right now and their head coach fucking sucks. Being offseason and paper champs does not equate to results on the field. We have seen that many times in sports, especially the NFL.

I know just the coach that can turn this around...

[dcar00 14,973]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Me. But a I do live in Phoenix. Not that anyone cares about the cardinals but it’s more interesting when they are good and b I don’t care for Murray but he doesn’t seem like the same level of cunt as mayfield.

Murray is a lower key bitch but he doesn't have the full "I was a walk on who defied the odds, come at me bro" fake tough guy/love of the game shtick.

[Mileslong 4,811]

I wonder how many times Murray has broken down in tears this season? The combination of losing and being hit hard must have almost too much to bear for that sissy Mary

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Pre-rape Baylor.  Post-death penalty SMU.  Pre-Patterson TCU.  LA Clippers.  Just several that spring to mind.  

Northwestern 64-94...31 seasons, 76 total wins.

[Iceman 2,978]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Pre-rape Baylor.  Post-death penalty SMU.  Pre-Patterson TCU.  LA Clippers.  Just several that spring to mind.  

K-State in the 80's

[Message Board User 12,405]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What an unmitigated disaster this season has been - arguably worse than the 1-15 and 0-16 debacles of a few years ago.

Lots of stuff on twitter about an outright player revolt.

This season is a perfect exemplar of why KC ran off Dorsey - good talent evaluator but not a guy to run a franchise.  He thinks this is Madden and a video game and completely discounts the mental makeup of a player, so we get a team full of complete shit-heads who have zero respect for the coaching staff (not that they deserve much, but hey).

 

 

[Pimphand 6,370]

Prairie View A&M has to make some sort of honorable mention for losing 80 straight games right?

[DeadArmadillo 907]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

Pre-rape Baylor.  Post-death penalty SMU.  Pre-Patterson TCU.  LA Clippers.  Just several that spring to mind.  

That central Texas school that has gone the last eight decades without any of its three major men's sports finishing in the top four at season's end.  Someone help me with the name

[mulletpelini 5,225]

you think Aikman, Marino, Kelly, Brady, Brees, Manning(s)....you know, real, true leader, John Rambo type QB's ever had their WR's ask other teams to pick them up? 

 

Yeah me either.

Edited December 17, 2019 by mulletpelini
I bet chitown loves him though. Classy dude.

[Modessit 5,667]

I don’t care for Murray but he doesn’t seem like the same level of cunt as mayfield.

That's because he's short.

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

14 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

you think Aikman, Marino, Kelly, Brady, Brees, Manning(s)....you know, real, true leader, John Rambo type QB's ever had their WR's ask other teams to pick them up? 

 

Yeah me either.

In your head bro.  Guess you can’t read. The posts are there.  I said he talks too much shit and karma can be a bitch.  
 

And I’ve got the Ravens D vs Baker for $12000 next week in my fantasy final so I hope he plays like a Nebbish QB.  That should guarantee a W. 

[Vic Mackey 47,960]

13 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Prairie View A&M has to make some sort of honorable mention for losing 80 straight games right?

I should have specified pro sports. Which is designed to have some level of parity and to minimize this level of sucking for that long. Although some mentioned the Cardinals and Clippers. So maybe the Browns don't have the worst 3 decade stretch.

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

The clippers were pretty decent earlier in the decade with Chris Paul.  Made the playoffs and even won a series or two.  Plus seem to be on the right track now.