Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[Tex Pete 21489]

19 minutes ago, Modessit said:

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

I met a lady on Friday who loves Baker Mayfield. She was short and fat.

Of course his mother loves him. It's everyone else who doesn't.

[Goo Punch 4275]

23 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Being muscle bound and ripped is detrimental to most QBs.  Most white QBs look like him.

lol, no. not unless we're talking intramurals brother. and even then plenty of those frat boys actually have some semblance of muscle tone, some sign that their body regularly engages in physical activity. he's a fucking profesional athlete for christ's sake, he literally gets paid millions to be athletic and it's in his job description to lift weights. what a loser.

[Jkwellborn 7039]

Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

Being in shape or some semblance has jack shit to do with being hot. I’ve seen plenty of chicks that are ugly as fuck but they’re in shape.

[Iceman 2978]

19 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You banged her didn't you?

after she rotated the tires on his house...

[mulletpelini 5225]

On 2/3/2020 at 10:11 AM, Bobby_Batronic said:

He doesn’t have to look like a starting S, but have some personnel pride, buy an ab roller or something and invest in some grooming advice for that terrible beard. 

Cleveland could definitely use some personnel pride

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Cleveland could definitely use some personnel pride

Or a good nuking. 

[C-Man 27779]

he's a fucking profesional athlete for christ's sake, he literally gets paid millions to be athletic and it's in his job description to lift weights. what a loser.

“Was” a professional athlete I think you meant to say.

[C-Man 27779]

This explains why, per the commercials, Baker has to live at the stadium and do all of its maintenance.  “Shitter is overflowing in the lower level restroom on the East side.  No, don’t call a plumber.  That’s Baker work.”

[bmbmd 1040]

On ‎2‎/‎3‎/‎2020 at 11:32 AM, Modessit said:

On ‎2‎/‎3‎/‎2020 at 10:45 AM, MAUFRAIS said:

Yeah! Why won’t this guy I hate get hot?!?!?

I met a lady on Friday who loves Baker Mayfield. She was short and fat.

Chee, chee-son of a bitch?

[futureman 22704]

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

[Vertigo 20498]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

Slap him in the face and then run a 10 yard out so he can’t hit you.

[Al Czervik 1261]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

Is he there to save the train?

[TexasMan 11456]

I bet he'll eat at Matt's El Rancho after 

[mulletpelini 5225]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

she better have something because that face is comparable to a handsome fish

[Modessit 5667]

baker is at zilker right now.  his lady has a niiiice ass

Pics aren't showing up.

[TexasMan 11456]

 

Something interesting may be brewing 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

I'm just surprised it was a girl. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

She's...not as good looking as I had hoped. Kind of a bummer. 

[Vic Mackey 47960]

What exactly is brewing here? A woman sucking a dude's dick and then wants everyone to know she did for attention? Holy shit!! How compelling!! 

[SurlyBDR 23153]

15 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I'm just surprised it was a girl. 

This is why he blocked her, he's ashamed of himself 

Edited February 9, 2020 by SurlyBDR
blowusucks

[Vertigo 20498]

15 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

This is why he blocked her, he's ashamed of himself 

In fairness, that is a Cleveland 9.

[TexasMan 11456]

39 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What exactly is brewing here? A woman sucking a dude's dick and then wants everyone to know she did for attention? Holy shit!! How compelling!! 

He's married. That may throw a wrench into things. 

[futureman 22704]

how long has he been married to fish face?

[JFKFC 4978]

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

He's married. That may throw a wrench into things. 

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

He's generous with that 3. 

[Jkwellborn 7039]

I'm just surprised it was a girl. 

Really thought it would have been OBJ.

[wood 11766]

On 2/8/2020 at 8:08 PM, mulletpelini said:

she better have something because that face is comparable to a handsome fish

 

[B00M 6734]

Looks like the 3 deleted her account? 

['stache 22144]

So he's married, I still give zero fucks if he got a beej from some rando in his car. He sucks and its only going to get worse. That makes me happy. 

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[UTCzech III 2953]

 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

way to go, Dingus

[mulletpelini 5225]

20 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

way to go, Dingus

Edited February 11, 2020 by mulletpelini
he really is just like like Chase Daniel

['stache 22144]

A month after he was married? How rude.

[mulletpelini 5225]

Just now, mulletpelini said:

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

A month after he was married? How rude.

 

Guess it's a catch and release now huh

[Huckleberry 34662]

Normally I don't believe claims like this enough to care about them. In fact other than the standard sadness that a family is being fucked up I don't give much of a shit at all because it's not my business.

But when it allows me to add to the list of reasons to hate the douchiest Sooner since Bosworth I'm gonna go ahead and believe every single word Dingess says.

[Pig Bellmont 8887]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A month after he was married? How rude.

Some states you can annul with no questions asked if completed within 6 weeks

Edited February 11, 2020 by Pig Bellmont

[mulletpelini 5225]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Some states you can annul with no questions asked if completed within 6 weeks

the blowjob or the filing?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

1 hour ago, UTCzech III said:

 

Even for Cleveland she's fucking gross looking. I see she's hiding her apron, too. 

Edited February 11, 2020 by Spider2YBanana

['stache 22144]

Definitely a 2 at best, but y'all would motorboat dem titties whether you'd admit it or not.

['stache 22144]

Lol, I ain't gonna listen for 30 minutes, but clicked through and caught that the beej was in his car behind the Cheesecake factory? Cleveland is a classy ass city.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22304]

I'm not going to lie.  I probably would, but not in my car behind the Cheesecake factory.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

30 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm not going to lie.  I probably would, but not in my car behind the Cheesecake factory.

Why not, do you drive a compact or something?

[Sandman 3433]

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Cheesecake factory

Vince Young has entered the chat.

[TexasMan 11456]

35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Why not, do you drive a compact or something?

"Like the back of a Volkswagen?" 

[Jkwellborn 7039]

I bet he works at fashionable Male too.

[Mileslong 4811]

I wonder if he got crabs from Dungeness...

[Lone Star Horn 2071]

42 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I wonder if he got crabs from Dungeness...

she got crabs from him

[Deej 77834]

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Definitely a 2 at best, but y'all would motorboat dem titties whether you'd admit it or not.

Ugly girls give the best bj's. They have no choice.