Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[Vic Mackey 47965]

Forgot about this one woman from POF. First meetup was a beej in the parking lot of Home Depot in Mesquite at like 2am. Second meet up was like 1am in the parking lot of a Walmart in Arlington after Rangers opening day 2017. Good times.

[Genco 3057]

I would have wagered that you met the gordita behind a Golden Corral.

[Mileslong 4811]

Yes you sick fuck. Applebee's in Grand prairie holla though

Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

[Mileslong 4811]

How about the parking lot at a retirement home?  Ain't nobody out wandering around after about 8:30PM...

Did she take her dentures out?

[Zepol87 9341]

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

Wow, now we are quickly reaching the bottom of the barrel of BJ locales. If she was also fat then we have the holy trinity

She sucked my dick in the parking lot of applebees of course she was fat

[NeverMarryAStripper 22304]

Question for you guys getting BJs from fat chicks.  Aren't you afraid she might lose control and just start chomping on it?

[Zepol87 9341]

 

[UDontKnow 10572]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Question for you guys getting BJs from fat chicks.  Aren't you afraid she might lose control and just start chomping on it?

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Edited February 14, 2020 by UDontKnow

[B00M 6734]

53 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Have you never gotten a blowjob from a skinny chick who can eat her entire weight in food and just happens to have a super high metabolism? Maybe you should be afraid that she might lose control and just start chomping on it? Or maybe blowjobs are just aren't for you?

Somebody sounds fat

[UDontKnow 10572]

10 minutes ago, B00M said:

Somebody sounds fat

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

[Blotto 24022]

8 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I assure you, good sir, 'tis not the case. @Zepol87 has met me in person.

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

Did he at least buy you an appetizer from Applebees afterwards?

He offered to buy me beer. I said no because I am a cheap date.

[Armybrat 41412]

Username checks out.

[Chooky 13340]

[TexasMan 11456]

 

[mulletpelini 5225]

I sure hope @RamjetFDO doesn't add fat football referee from my kid getting trucked to that pic of fat Baker

[RamjetFDO 10655]

51 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I sure hope @RamjetFDO doesn't add fat football referee from my kid getting trucked to that pic of fat Baker

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

[Moby Ric 2058]

bert always kills me

[Goodman 3283]

17 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

bert always kills me

[RPM 26632]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I agree with the outrage. That was insulting as hell to midgets. They're much better people than Mayfield.

[Nicole44 22315]

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

Sweet! Fat Bastard and the USC Cheerleader...

[nnm 37908]

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

That would be awful, wouldn't it?

Would be a shame if someone added Bret Bielema, FFR, to the pic.  Might cause a gravitational shift.

[mulletpelini 5225]

ah shit Fat Fucking Mayfield trucked my kid like an Arkansas State Trooper would +rep

[Dennis Taylor 19361]

23 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

Baker's side pieces agree with him

[nnm 37908]

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3904]

Apparently ESPN is nuts over little people 

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

[Deej 77838]

5 hours ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

They got an angry letter from RayDog in the Philippines. 

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

ESPN suspended Grossi because the f'n midget comment was insulting to Little People.  Are Little People really a big demographic which ESPN is worried about offending?  Do they have large spending power?  Are they highly visible?  

it's outrage-by-proxy, a certain segment of the American public fucking lives for it

[Js1 87187]

15 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

it's outrage-by-proxy, a certain segment of the American public fucking lives for it

I am outraged by this comment. 

[Chooky 13340]

Outrageous.

[Nicole44 22315]

This thread is lit. JFF.  Come on down!

[Jkwellborn 7040]

This thread is lit. JFF.  Come on down!

I bet JFF is also lit.

[SurlyBDR 23153]

[SHOOTER12 8886]

Have some rep sir, well done.

[Jkwellborn 7040]

Would have been better with the Ewok.

[futureman 22704]

Ewok’s future looks more promising than johnny 8-ball’s.  baker is better for this. 

[Chad 1728]

 

[tbone_ 14450]

What about the excuse that he just sucks ass?

[Napoleon 8835]

20 minutes ago, Chad said:

Does this clip have more than just Baker talk? 

I'm interested in off-season chatter, I just don't care about Baker.

Thanks

[Deej 77838]

43 minutes ago, Chad said:

 

Think how high their offensive roster would be ranked without Mayfield. 

[Dennis Taylor 19361]

25 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Does this clip have more than just Baker talk? 

I'm interested in off-season chatter, I just don't care about Baker.

Thanks

This is the Baker thread, Karen

[wood 11766]

21 hours ago, Chad said:

 

"Every single thing on that offense is really good".

Seems like he forgot about one kinda important position ...

[Iceman 2978]

The Lake Travis fanbois on the 6A site are gonna buy in on this shit again, right?  Last year one of those cats said BM was going to be MVP and was better than Mahomes.

It was fun watching that Popsicle melt in about Week 6  3.

[Chad 1728]

2 hours ago, wood said:

"Every single thing on that offense is really good".

Seems like he forgot about one kinda important position ...

I believe Colin was eluding to the supporting cast, not the QB. Cleveland is stacked at receiver, running back, tight end and they plugged up their porous offensive line with a solid set of tackles. If Baker fails during the 2020 season the Browns may as well move on because he'll never work out.

[tbone_ 14450]

Alluding

[Mileslong 4811]

The Lake Travis fanbois on the 6A site are gonna buy in on this shit again, right?  Last year one of those cats said BM was going to be MVP and was better than Mahomes.
It was fun watching that Popsicle melt in about Week 6  3.

Username checks out...

[Chad 1728]

 

[Halohal 525]

 

[markstanco 12792]

Only because his agent told him to do so.