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Vic Mackey

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3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

So Baker played well in 2018 with no OBJ...and then played like ass since.

As soon as OBJ is injured, he has 21 straight completions before a spike.

Hmmmm....

One of the most overrated WRs out there. Adds no real value to a team. Like you said, they play better without him.  His most known play came in a loss to Dallas.

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15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So the 8 wins are the bengals twice, the 3 nfc east trash piles they’ve played, 1 win jax, bill obrien’s Texans, and the colts.  One good win. 

Well to be fair, Cleveland would have lost all these games in the past. You can only play who the schedule tells you to. They are an average time. At times they look a little above average and the others, below. They won't last long in the playoffs if they make it. Baker is way too erratic. His footwork is bad which is why he misses on those easy throws and so many others. I watched them yesterday because I picked them in my Survivor league and it was definitely an adventure watching him and Cleveland. On some throws, Baker looked really good and had pinpoint accuracy. And then others, you get what you see in those clips. My first time sitting down and watching a game of theirs in full. The coach pulled a Tom Herman and declined a FG to extend the lead to 2 scores and went for it on 4th and got stuffed.

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You guys are wonderful...never change

 

2014:  Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.

Surlyfolk:  He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup.  He won't even make the team.

**Baker makes the team

 

2015:  

Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.

**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps

 

Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title

**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 

 

Still 2015:  

Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 

**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)

 

2016:  

Surlyfolk:  Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl

**Baker wins the Sugar Bowl

 

2017:  (2-fer)

Surlyfolk:  ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft

**Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall

 

2018:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor

**Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade

 

2020:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs

***YOU ARE HERE***

 

 

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3 minutes ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

You guys are wonderful...never change

 

2014:  Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.

Surlyfolk:  He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup.  He won't even make the team.

**Baker makes the team

 

2015:  

Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.

**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps

 

Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title

**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 

 

Still 2015:  

Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 

**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)

 

2016:  

Surlyfolk:  Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl

**Baker wins the Sugar Bowl

 

2017:  (2-fer)

Surlyfolk:  ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft

**Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall

 

2018:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor

**Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade

 

2020:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs

***YOU ARE HERE***

 

 

Yeah, but he still sucks. 

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You guys are wonderful...never change
 
2014:  Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.
Surlyfolk:  He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup.  He won't even make the team.
**Baker makes the team
 
2015:  
Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.
**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps
 
Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title
**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 
 
Still 2015:  
Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 
**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)
 
2016:  
Surlyfolk:  Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl
**Baker wins the Sugar Bowl
 
2017:  (2-fer)
Surlyfolk:  ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft
**Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall
 
2018:
Surlyfolk:  Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor
**Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade
 
2020:
Surlyfolk:  Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs
***YOU ARE HERE***
 
 

How does baker’s asshole taste?
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4 hours ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

You guys are wonderful...never change

 

2014:  Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.

Surlyfolk:  He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup.  He won't even make the team.

**Baker makes the team

 

2015:  

Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.

**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps

 

Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title

**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 

 

Still 2015:  

Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 

**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)

 

2016:  

Surlyfolk:  Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl

**Baker wins the Sugar Bowl

 

2017:  (2-fer)

Surlyfolk:  ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft

**Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall

 

2018:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor

**Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade

 

2020:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs

***YOU ARE HERE***

 

 

You forgot one...

CFB universe:

Dang, what was Texas Tech and Kliff Kingsbury thinking when they let Baker Mayfield get away?

Texas Tech Fans:

Meh, QB isn't our problem, defense is. Plus, we got a freshman on campus named Patrick Mahomes

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5 hours ago, BluTechsan said:

You forgot one...

CFB universe:

Dang, what was Texas Tech and Kliff Kingsbury thinking when they let Baker Mayfield get away?

Texas Tech Fans:

Meh, QB isn't our problem, defense is. Plus, we got a freshman on campus named Patrick Mahomes

And they completely wasted him.

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10 hours ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

You guys are wonderful...never change

 

2014:  Reports start to surface Baker Mayfield leaving Tech and walking on at Oklahoma.

Surlyfolk:  He's wasting his time, OU just won the Sugar Bowl over Bama with Trevor Knight and Blake Bell is the backup.  He won't even make the team.

**Baker makes the team

 

2015:  

Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.

**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps

 

Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title

**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 

 

Still 2015:  

Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 

**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)

 

2016:  

Surlyfolk:  Baker can't beat a real defense...no chance in the Sugar Bowl

**Baker wins the Sugar Bowl

 

2017:  (2-fer)

Surlyfolk:  ZERO percent chance that asshole wins the Heisman...and he won't even go in the 1st round of the draft

**Baker wins the Heisman and is drafted #1 overall

 

2018:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will be the biggest bust in the history of sports...he may not even win the backup job behind Tyrod Taylor

**Baker starts by game 4 after winning game 3 coming from behind and leads CLE to their best record in a decade

 

2020:

Surlyfolk:  Baker will never have a winning record or make the playoffs

***YOU ARE HERE***

 

 

Fuck you!

And Baker Mayfield.

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13 hours ago, BluTechsan said:

You forgot one...

CFB universe:

Dang, what was Texas Tech and Kliff Kingsbury thinking when they let Baker Mayfield get away?

Texas Tech Fans:

Meh, QB isn't our problem, defense is. Plus, we got a freshman on campus named Patrick Mahomes

Texas Tech is less important than dryer lint.

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17 hours ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

2015:  

Surlyfolk:  ok, the douchbag made the team, he'll never play a meaningful snap, let alone ever start.

**Baker wins the starting job and plays meaningful snaps

 

Still 2015:  ok, OU must be desperate at QB...he'll never win any kind of title

**Baker wins the Big XII title 3 straight years 

 

Still 2015:  

Surlyfolk:  No way he'll ever make the CFB playoff 

**Baker makes the CFB playoff (twice)

 

still 2015: actually loses to a charlie strong coached texas team with jerrod heard at qb.

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3 minutes ago, sidis said:

and then got raped by three touchdowns in its only other meaningful game that year for another fairly "no one really gives a shit" type of year.

so...congrats?

you sound like an aggy. "He may have as many Big XII titles as our whole fucking program, but he lost to Clemson!"

 

Take your medicine, boy.

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51 minutes ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

Nope.  You are consistently wrong;  so you've got that going for you.  

 

Everything I've posted was factual...and that's what hurts the most.  But, you know...fuck your feelings.

jesus, your posting betrays that you are either a twelve year old or a texags poster. your shit is incredibly weak. “super bowl?” christ.

your butthurt began with me simply providing a fact extending your nonsense about 2015. since then, you’ve been having a hissy fit to compensate for the fact that your life station is apparently white knighting for baker fucking mayfield on a texas sports board. 

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16 hours ago, HonorableJudgeSmails said:

you sound like an aggy. "He may have as many Big XII titles as our whole fucking program, but he lost to Clemson!"

OU is a nice regional program.  Owns the Big XII but doesn't belong on the big stage.  Congrats.

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

OU is a nice regional program.  Owns the Big XII but doesn't belong on the big stage.  Congrats.

Which means nobody in the big12 belongs on the big stange. 

Imagine Texas playing who ever the fuck we want every year going independent, keeping all the money, and letting Baylor drown in their debts. 

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17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Baker acting like he got them to 8-3 and it wasn't their running game in KHunt and Chubb (healthy), and their D. 

Give the boy some credit...he's 22nd in the league in passing yards, 16th in passing TDs, but 23rd in Passer Rtg.

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4 hours ago, sidis said:

jesus, your posting betrays that you are either a twelve year old or a texags poster. your shit is incredibly weak. “super bowl?” christ.

your butthurt began with me simply providing a fact extending your nonsense about 2015. since then, you’ve been having a hissy fit to compensate for the fact that your life station is apparently white knighting for baker fucking mayfield on a texas sports board. 

I just think it's funny, that's all.  You seem to be emotional and that's ok.

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4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

...and then faceplants on the national stage.  Like always.  Like I said, want a cookie?

no cookie necessary, being the gold standard for the conference feels pretty good

 

Hopefully, OU will eventually climb that Clemson/Bama mountain. . .right now, they are not even close I'm afraid.

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6 minutes ago, sidis said:

this is what a clinical psychologist would call "projection."

you're projecting that I'm projecting...poor thing

 

What's the clinical term for boasting about a losing season?  How much of a loser would you have to be to boast about one of your 5 wins in a 5-7 season...

 

You're an aggie, dude.  Heh.

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