Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[ztejas 44233]

36 minutes ago, Snacks said:

So someone current can roll out their 11 conference championships since VY was here? 

Pass.

I think Pam was referring to the national championship. They are welcome to roll out all... zero since then. 

Edited July 16, 2021 by ztejas

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I think Pam was referring to the national championship. They are welcome to roll out all... zero since then. 

Yeah definitely zero and Bama, Clemson and tOSU should definitely laugh at OU, but Texas?  Come on.  Hope Sark can get me all worked up about UT again but it’s been a sad run of me buying Texas fans beers and feeling sorry for you.  

[JFKFC 4978]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah definitely zero and Bama, Clemson and tOSU should definitely laugh at OU, but Texas?  Come on.  Hope Sark can get me all worked up about UT again but it’s been a sad run of me buying Texas fans beers and feeling sorry for you.  

I thought Texas had a more recent national title than OU?!? 

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

Horns down is great. Every time they do it - especially when they're not playing us - just shows our power.

[utee94 16091]

9 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah VY doesn’t do that because he realizes this is between fans and Baker.  It’s all in fun.  Not sure how/why this warrants a thread but here we are…

This is the internet where we must find things to be outraged about.

Honestly though, as a Longhorn fan, it does get to be a beating every time this thing gets brought up in the news media or online sports community.  I don't know of any Longhorn fan or player or coach or school representative that has ever asked specifically for horns-down to be made illegal.  But horns-down is an obvious and intentional taunt, and taunting is against the rules.  Personally, I believe the taunting rules are stupid and antiquated and I'd be happy to get rid of them completely.  But as long as they exist, then horns-down should be called, same as "holstering the guns" or the throat slash or standing over a player or any of the myriad other things that are obvious and intentional taunts.

 

[Fondren & Main 6904]

22 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah definitely zero and Bama, Clemson and tOSU should definitely laugh at OU, but Texas?  Come on.  Hope Sark can get me all worked up about UT again but it’s been a sad run of me buying Texas fans beers and feeling sorry for you.  

Nice roll!

[texifornia 59022]

1 hour ago, Snacks said:

I'm not a fan of it, either...  Let motherfuckers throw the horns down, and let us do something about it.

 

Do you think VY would give a shit?

I mean... you just can't taunt. Like normal. Nothing has changed. Just the quotes around it.

[ztejas 44233]

What is the context for this clown doing Horns down in a Browns uniform? At some point in his pro career if he hasn't already he is going to play with a Horn. If I was a Longhorn teammate of his and he did that during or after an NFL game I'd be like... seriously? 

[Tex Pete 21489]

1 hour ago, Snacks said:

I'm not a fan of it, either...  Let motherfuckers throw the horns down, and let us do something about it.

 

Do you think VY would give a shit?

We don't make the rules, and we aren't the ones who brought this up. Again.

[Tex Pete 21489]

39 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah VY doesn’t do that because he realizes this is between fans and Baker.  It’s all in fun.  Not sure how/why this warrants a thread but here we are…

Baker is a fucking asshole whose pussy is hurt because Texas never offered him. It's not between him and the fans, it's between him and his psychiatrist.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker is a fucking asshole whose pussy is hurt because Texas never offered him. It's not between him and the fans, it's between him and his psychiatrist.

You're constantly full of piss and vinegar.  That's good.  Most Texas fans have been beatdown with all the losing.  If everyone was like you, Baker probably wouldn't be giggling and throwing the horns down but here we are...

[TrashMaster G 18114]

16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You're constantly full of piss and vinegar.  That's good.  Most Texas fans have been beatdown with all the losing.  If everyone was like you, Baker probably wouldn't be giggling and throwing the horns down but here we are...

Oh, bullshit.  Baker is 100% a douche and you know it.  He'd be acting like a child no matter the circumstances.

[Pig Bellmont 8887]

I’m super impressed by all his playoff wins - oh wait. Never mind. 

[n64ra 1150]

n64ra not a fan of Baker Mayfield.

But I actually appreciate the horns down. Teams like BU, OU, and TTU do it when they play ... each other. Reminds me how pathetic each team is and how the Horns own them both on the field and in their minds - and those teams couldn't care less about their opponent that day. Then when teams do it while playing Texas, I trust it pisses off our players to motive them to play better during the game. Win-win in my mind.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Oh, bullshit.  Baker is 100% a douche and you know it.  He'd be acting like a child no matter the circumstances.

Oh for sure - I'm just saying it's getting under everyone's skin in a way in never would have if Texas wasn't so down.  Let me put it this way if you flipped OU and Texas record the last decade and he was going around doing the horns down everyone would be laughing at his ass - not getting pissed off.  That's a fact 

[Pimphand 6373]

Horns down has always made me happy. I love the fact that we live rent free in so many peons empty craniums

[Ignatius 4146]

I don’t give a flying fuck about Horns down and don’t give a fuck whether opposing players do it on the field as long as it’s not in the face of one of our players. If Sark gets us to where we should be this will go away one way or another….

[TexArcher 39074]

55 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker is a fucking asshole whose pussy is hurt because Texas never offered him. It's not between him and the fans, it's between him and his psychiatrist.

Fuck his psychiatrist, too.

[camel at sea 589]

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

This is the internet where we must find things to be outraged about.

Honestly though, as a Longhorn fan, it does get to be a beating every time this thing gets brought up in the news media or online sports community.  I don't know of any Longhorn fan or player or coach or school representative that has ever asked specifically for horns-down to be made illegal.  But horns-down is an obvious and intentional taunt, and taunting is against the rules.  Personally, I believe the taunting rules are stupid and antiquated and I'd be happy to get rid of them completely.  But as long as they exist, then horns-down should be called, same as "holstering the guns" or the throat slash or standing over a player or any of the myriad other things that are obvious and intentional taunts.

 

'Horns Down' wasn't always treated as a taunt by the officials (anymore than throwing Horns Up might be considered a taunt.)  As long as it's not right in someone's face, who really cares?  For whatever reason, the league office started treating the gesture like throwing up a middle finger a few years ago.  A WVU wr (Sills?) got flagged for it - not in anyone's face - and the whole conversation has been out of hand ever since.  

I always assumed Herman was behind the officiating emphasis considering the start of his tenure overlaps with the change.    

Edited July 16, 2021 by camel at sea

[demos 3038]

[A’Dam Psycho 1499]

Ughhh fucking thanks Kirk Bohls

[A’Dam Psycho 1499]

Mentally weak? Same dude that argued with a 18 year old on Twitter because he said they were gonna beat OU when he wasn’t there anymore.

Same dude that got pissy at Kansas players for not shaking his hand?

foh Baker

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Mentally weak? Same dude that argued with a 18 year old on Twitter because he said they were gonna beat OU when he wasn’t there anymore.

Same dude that got pissy at Kansas players for not shaking his hand?

foh Baker

Yeah. Baker is a scrub loser.  I’m serious   We al get it.  But perceived slights are not a knock on him…

 

The GOAT MJ also held every little slight close to his heart.  It’s probably why Baker has your talent but will clear 150M in the NFL.  

[A’Dam Psycho 1499]

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah. Baker is a scrub loser.  I’m serious   We al get it.  But perceived slights are not a knock on him…

 

The GOAT MJ also held every little slight close to his heart.  It’s probably why Baker has your talent but will clear 150M in the NFL.  

Are you Baker’s lawyer? 
 

dude had a Twitter spat with a high schooler when he was with the Browns. He’s still bitter about Texas not offering him

[tfoolry 8353]

 

 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

13 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Are you Baker’s lawyer? 
 

dude had a Twitter spat with a high schooler when he was with the Browns. He’s still bitter about Texas not offering him

Look at my posting history.  I will never give a cent to OU.  I went there.  I keep people honest.  He’s a troll. 
 

OU sucks.  Mea Culpa.  Realize where I am. Fucked up.  Sorry. 

[ousux 5639]

Everything is spinned into a headline that paints Texas into an antagonist box. Any Texas related post on social media is often overwhelmed with negative feedback. You got ESPN pundits airing whole segments about how average we have been the last decade. We’ve done our part to contribute to our current perception, but it feels like Texas catches the most flack of any underperforming blueblood/elite program. 

Thats not a bad thing tbh, would you rather they focus on Meatchicken, Nebraska or maybe even USC?

[Tex Pete 21489]

6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You're constantly full of piss and vinegar.  That's good.  Most Texas fans have been beatdown with all the losing.  If everyone was like you, Baker probably wouldn't be giggling and throwing the horns down but here we are...

Baker’s mom wishes she had aborted him with a coat hanger. 
 

And I, for one, think she still has time. 

Edited July 17, 2021 by Tex Pete

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Baker’s mom wishes she had aborted him with a coat hanger. 
 

And I, for one, think she still has time. 

$1000 on me to first UT player to do the Surly podcast.  For this post.  

[cochamps 1886]

44 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah. Baker is a scrub loser.  I’m serious   We al get it.  But perceived slights are not a knock on him…

 

The GOAT MJ also held every little slight close to his heart.  It’s probably why Baker has your talent but will clear 150M in the NFL.  

And gobbles cock by the gross.

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

Let’s make it 10000

 

that’s a legit 5 star.  LFG

[StruggleBus 3922]

Horns down is dumb. Who gives a fuck. What’s dumber is that it gets some of you morons so angry 

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah definitely zero and Bama, Clemson and tOSU should definitely laugh at OU, but Texas?  Come on.  Hope Sark can get me all worked up about UT again but it’s been a sad run of me buying Texas fans beers and feeling sorry for you.  

Sooners be like: hey airport bartender, “how much for a shot of Jameson?”, I’ll just order 10 and still make my payment on my boomer sooner bumper sticker covered F350. I love the bedazzaled boomer sooner plate covers around the license plate I got on that fucker. I like to tailgate people on I-35 to let them know my F350 goes fast af. Mama sold a bunch of essential oils this year, so we getting a suite at the Sheraton for the game in Dallas. Did you know the covid vaccine causes renal failure? Next month daddy paid for us to go to Vegas on southwest and we’re staying at Mirage. It’s only July, but mama already ordered all Christmas presents from Amazon Prime. We did well this year so daddy might get some bicep tribal ink. Hope the bedazzled pockets on my Rock Rivals jeans don’t tear the leather seats in the F350. Horns down! 

Anti-taunting rules are stupid. So is Baker  

#ilovethisbar

i might be drunk right now. Sorry  

 

[Nivek 17415]

$1000 on me to first UT player to do the Surly podcast.  For this post.  

I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

Baker is largely responsible for it turning from a celebration thing into a taunting thing.

[tfoolry 8353]

26 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Sooners be like: hey airport bartender, “how much for a shot of Jameson?”, I’ll just order 10 and still make my payment on my boomer sooner bumper sticker covered F350. I love the bedazzaled boomer sooner plate covers around the license plate I got on that fucker. I like to tailgate people on I-35 to let them know my F350 goes fast af. Mama sold a bunch of essential oils this year, so we getting a suite at the Sheraton for the game in Dallas. Did you know the covid vaccine causes renal failure? Next month daddy paid for us to go to Vegas on southwest and we’re staying at Mirage. It’s only July, but mama already ordered all Christmas presents from Amazon Prime. We did well this year so daddy might get some bicep tribal ink. Hope the bedazzled pockets on my Rock Rivals jeans don’t tear the leather seats in the F350. Horns down! 

Anti-taunting rules are stupid. So is Baker  

#ilovethisbar

i might be drunk right now. Sorry  

 

[WinningIsHard 4171]

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Look at my posting history.  I will never give a cent to OU.  I went there.  I keep people honest.  He’s a troll. 
 

OU sucks.  Mea Culpa.  Realize where I am. Fucked up.  Sorry. 

In a 120 some odd years of football Texas was bound to piss off some local kid who goes on to do some great things and holds a childish grudge lol. Not your fault man. BlOwU has 6 straight big 12 titles, and if we want some respect from other teams it’s going to take beating their asses on Saturday’s for a few years. I begrudgingly agree with your posting history lol. When Texas is good it’s fun to beat us and when we are bad it’s fun to beat us haha. Blue blood problems. I say let them taunt away until we make their taunting irrelevant.  

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

$25000

 

let’s start a thread

[Had Enough 2123]

I am curious about the history of Horns down for many of you.

It ticks me off. And it’s not cause I only see it on tv. I’m a celebrate with your teammates and be happy with your accomplishments guy rather than kick the loser while he’s down guy.

Here are some examples. Dumb shit Sooner sitting in Texas section throwing it in peoples faces. Only because he knows he protected. Not by his Sooner brethren. Not by his ability to whip ass. But because if I whip his ass, I get in trouble. And rest assured I would have beaten the ever living shit out of this punk. This was pre-2005. So the win argument doesn’t hold water because we ruled the remainder of that decade. Yet it’s only worsened since that time.

This past year Spencer Rattler and some other jackass run length of the field after the game to taunt Texas fans with the Horns down. Their teammates and fans were at the other end of the field, which is actually where the final play occurred.

Last fall, at Texas Live before a game at Globe Life, some Sooner fan gets in my face with Horns down simply because I have a Texas sweatshirt on.

Shithead WVU fan in Austin walking next to me Horns down yelling at another shitbird on the bus. Not teenagers. Not students. Supposedly full growed men.

Coward Jermaine Gresham prancing the length of the end zone doing it on the Texas end of the field. Shawn Bell standing at midfield doing it towards the Texas bench.

It’s taunting. It’s always been taunting. And Mack Brown brought it up because we got flagged for taunting Tech yet no other teams were ever flagged against us.

So here’s the thing the opponents fans take the cue from their jackasses on the field that it’s ok to talk shit and get in your face with it. And they only do so because they know there are no repercussions.

Now, if you jack wagons would support my right to pummel the hell out of these punks, then maybe I’ll tolerate it a little better.

[Here for Zed 13]

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[LarryMoeSurly 411]

I’m late, but I just gotta add my Fuck Baker in here.  The living definition of a blow hard. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

I never really cared. Whenever people i knew who weren’t longhorns saw it they felt embarrassed for them. I can’t remember how many times I’ve heard, “why don’t they just use their own hand sign?” To which I reply “because we are more important to them then they are to themselves”

Disrespectful hand gestures are all the same, it’s all about timing. 

[GTX Horn 1725]

Who gives a shit? Fuck him

[Pdawg88 1157]

10 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Sooners be like: hey airport bartender, “how much for a shot of Jameson?”, I’ll just order 10 and still make my payment on my boomer sooner bumper sticker covered F350. I love the bedazzaled boomer sooner plate covers around the license plate I got on that fucker. I like to tailgate people on I-35 to let them know my F350 goes fast af. Mama sold a bunch of essential oils this year, so we getting a suite at the Sheraton for the game in Dallas. Did you know the covid vaccine causes renal failure? Next month daddy paid for us to go to Vegas on southwest and we’re staying at Mirage. It’s only July, but mama already ordered all Christmas presents from Amazon Prime. We did well this year so daddy might get some bicep tribal ink. Hope the bedazzled pockets on my Rock Rivals jeans don’t tear the leather seats in the F350. Horns down! 

Anti-taunting rules are stupid. So is Baker  

#ilovethisbar

i might be drunk right now. Sorry  

 

I’ll bet you though this was going to kill when you were typing it. But here we are. 

[Longboard Horn 41368]

Baker Mayfield talk not going away.... who gives a shit about him? I don't. Fuck him.

Oh, and fuck OU 

 

[Longboard Horn 41368]

[Valmy77 13626]

20 hours ago, Snacks said:

I'm not a fan of it, either...  Let motherfuckers throw the horns down, and let us do something about it.

 

Do you think VY would give a shit?

I don't care but I do like 15 yards. 

[TrashMaster G 18114]

12 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Horns down is dumb. Who gives a fuck. What’s dumber is that it gets some of you morons so angry 

 It would bother UT fans a lot less if there were a hand sign response that conveyed the message "Get your uneducated, toothless, sister-fucking ass out of my face and go back to the trailer park you escaped from".

[Pdawg88 1157]

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 It would bother UT fans a lot less if there were a hand sign response that conveyed the message "Get your uneducated, toothless, sister-fucking ass out of my face and go back to the trailer park you escaped from".

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 It would bother UT fans a lot less if there were a hand sign response that conveyed the message "Get your uneducated, toothless, sister-fucking ass out of my face and go back to the trailer park you escaped from".

Oh, I think they found one