Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[mulletpelini 5,210]

5 hours ago, wood said:

Like I said, when it matters most ...

http://www.instagram.com/p/CTz0AnCpWYk/

 

I love his fanbois trying to defend him, saying he was just throwing it away. Even if he was, that was a beyond pathetic attempt and a poor decision. But it's nothing new.

Can't embed, so:

Also since 2018 can you name another NFL QB who got less ROI in a spouse

Edited September 14, 2021 by mulletpelini
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[4th&Five 41,525]

I never thought either of them or Mahomes would be worth a shit in the NFL. After 41 years of watching countless hours of FB I still don’t know shit. 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

Yeah it hurts me but I root for Ewok man he does seem like a genuine good guy and it's crazy how well he's doing in the league at his size.

Dude was an aggy, and a sooner, and played bullshit games with UT at the 9th hour during his recruitment.  He can moonlight at the food shelter, and I’d still hope he gets fucked. 

[Huckleberry 32,851]

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

He's good enough to get the ball out of bounds there if he wants, me thinks. I think he was trying to find that receiver like a dumbass.

 

6 hours ago, wood said:

Yep. That's what I saw. Totally forced it. On 1st down too, iirc.

What difference does it make? It's even worse if he's supposed to be a great QB that he can't throw the ball out of bounds when he wants to.

[wood 11,225]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

What difference does it make? It's even worse if he's supposed to be a great QB that he can't throw the ball out of bounds when he wants to.

Yeah no matter how they try to spin it, it was pathetic, but utterly predictable. I was half-watching the game and kept asking my kid if Baker had thrown his critical int yet.

Edited September 15, 2021 by wood

[Pimphand 5,735]

Bowel Movement gonna shit the bed. It's as natural as rain on a Sunday morning.

[Zeus 6,018]

 

[Longhornlove 4,813]

A QB should never get picked throwing it away. If you are throwing it away, in most instances it is out of the field of play.

[Pam Cummings 9,640]

After watching the Seahawks last night, could Geno Smith come in and pretty much do all the same things Baker does?

[wood 11,225]

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

After watching the Seahawks last night, could Geno Smith come in and pretty much do all the same things Baker does?

Yes.

[wood 11,225]

8 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Not surprisingly, Shannon summed the Browns and Baker up perfectly: "He's average. This is a running team that plays defense, and hopefully Baker can make a throw here and there. That's what they are. Nothing more, nothing less."

And LMFAO at Shannon describing the whiplash he gets while watching Baker's picks going the other way.

[Zeus 6,018]

JJ Watt ended his season

[wood 11,225]

Just now, Zeus said:

JJ Watt ended his season

Sure looks like it.

[Zeus 6,018]

Maybe he was just playing possum

[wood 11,225]

Just now, Zeus said:

Maybe he was just playing possum

Yep. Cool. He's coming back out to turn the ball over some more.

[ButtFumble 5,172]

how is it that baker seems to be in more commercials than Shaq?

[wood 11,225]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

how is it that baker seems to be in more commercials than Shaq?

Dude has to have the best agent in the history of sports agents. MFers are probably beating the guy's door down after seeing what he's done with the likes of Bowel Movement.

[Braff Zacklin 13,558]

On 9/14/2021 at 1:12 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

He definitely has shitloads of room to improve.  But how surly said he and Kyler would do vs how they're actually doing... great track record around these parts.  We all suck at self awareness.  And OU just sucks, so there's that. 

Can't stand me some (or any) Baker, but Kyler is a joy to watch.

Even when he was playing for blowU, he increased entertainment value. He rarely looks to run first, his feet are electric, and he can make any throw. Plus, he's super short by NFL standards, and I love guys who give scouts, GMs, coaches and other groupthinkers a big, fat middle finger.

Shit, he's even making a winner out of Coach Bro--not even Mahomes could do that.

[lilMAC25 3,792]

Fuck Baker Mayfield.

 

fuck anyone who cheers for that cunt as well.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Fuck Baker Mayfield.
 
fuck anyone who cheers for that cunt as well.

I support this message. And I don’t even care about the NFL. I just like seeing him fail.

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

 

[Blotto 23,497]

Im sure his teammates will appreciate that his wife is as big of a cunt as he is. 

 

[tbone_ 14,115]

Damn. They’re prefect for each other.

[mdmost 43,001]

Maybe she's just angry that he makes her live at the stadium. 

[Guest]

Not that mine would ever do it, But thank God She can’t comment to the world about how my work is going

[dcar00 14,181]

this is what happens when your whole persona is fake...

[Sawbonz 27,546]

2 picks in first quarter lol

[Gucci_Suit 2,644]

Baker would make a decent backup in the nfl. 

[FOXHOUND 1,021]

How many INTs is he gonna throw today? That last one was terrible lol

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

Damn I didn't want them to kneel on that last play of the half,  I know Baker had pick #4 in him there

[lilMAC25 3,792]

Baker Mayfield is a fucking piece of shit

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Baker Mayfield is a fucking piece of shit

Correct.

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Pulling for cle here so back off on this mojo for a couple of hours eh?

[Gucci_Suit 2,644]

The Aaron Brady rules are so real. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

The Aaron Brady rules are so real. 

I mean Hamilton and Reagan both got shot with them around...

[Rimbo 25,919]

1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

How many INTs is he gonna throw today? That last one was terrible lol

Not enough.

I mean, fuck Aaron Rodgers, too, but lol ou sucks

[Hawndoh 2,386]

Bwaaahahahaha

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

4 ints

 

jfc

[Rimbo 25,919]

LOL YES YES YES YES SUCK IT BAKER YOU SOONER BITCH

[Dennis Taylor 18,812]

Bakered! 

 

Edited December 26, 2021 by Dennis Taylor

[Lat22 4,010]

Suck it Baker. 

[XYZ 2,154]

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

To be fair that was a ludicrous no call on the hold

[Rimbo 25,919]

The refs didn't throw the flag because they know you're a little bitch Baker

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Took away Naggar’s chance to be a hero

[lilMAC25 3,792]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

To be fair that was a ludicrous no call on the hold

To be fair, Mayfield is an utter cunt

[XYZ 2,154]

[Firemans4Horn 18,046]

Baker Mayfield is an absolute trash can of a qb

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

To be fair, Mayfield is an utter cunt

[Nolacycling 893]

Start cleaning the stadium, Mayfield!