Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[Had Enough 2056]

I would take Mayfield over every one of them, every day.  Jimmy G is the only one who gets close, IMO.

Baker’s greatest year. Spent more time in the pocket than anyone (meaning he could). Pressure rate was amongst the 10 best at #8. The guys with lower pressure rate were Tua and the vets - Brady, Brees, Rivers, Rodgers, Big Ben. Some of those spent half a second less in the pocket per play. That same year he was bottom 10 in on target and bad throw %.

All that to say he was greatly helped by his environment.

Jimmy G this past year was #2 in on target throws. Then #2 in lowest % of sucky throws. And he did that at 0.4 fewer seconds than the Baker camped out in the pocket the year prior.

Both make poor choices each game, but one is better at handling adversity than the other.

In my opinion, that’s a no brainer between those two. It’s Jimmy. Actually Mariotta could be a great option. Run game first, play action could play to his strengths.

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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Baker will come out of this better than the Browns will.  I know you guys can't stand him, but he's a mid pack QB in the NFL.  He'll have plenty of options while the Browns burn themselves down chasing Watson.

He’s not a mid pack QB. He’s lower tier. Not the lowest, but much closer than being mid-tier. He’s never averaged 240 ypg, even in his best season, and boasts a career rating of below 88. Those are not average stats in this era of football; they’re below average. Garoppolo, Goff and Bridgewater run circles around him. They are mid-tier. Browns didn’t fuck up here. 

Baker could use it as motivation and perform better with an all-star cast around him, making himself more valuable on the market. But he’s too much a petulant bitch. The “adult at the position” comment is 100% correct. 

[Nope 3111]

56 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

You forgot the sarcasm tag. Kaepernick sucked balls his last couple seasons in SF. He’s not very bright, and is lazy as fuck. He can’t come back anyway as it would kill his “narrative”.

The rest of his team was a lot worse than he was, but that’s another topic for another thread

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1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

I would take Mayfield over every one of them, every day.  Jimmy G is the only one who gets close, IMO.

Oh this has already been discussed. You’re not paying attention. Stats and wins don’t lie. Jimmy is a full 10 points better on QB Rat, career wise, is the consummate professional when people dogpile him, and has loads of experience handed the fucking ball off when Baker likes to throw. 

Browns need to get rid of Baker and Stefanski. 

[Chewbacca 7729]

16 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

He’s not a mid pack QB. He’s lower tier. Not the lowest, but much closer than being mid-tier. He’s never averaged 240 ypg, even in his best season, and boasts a career rating of below 88. Those are not average stats in this era of football; they’re below average. Garoppolo, Goff and Bridgewater run circles around him. They are mid-tier. Browns didn’t fuck up here. 

Baker could use it as motivation and perform better with an all-star cast around him, making himself more valuable on the market. But he’s too much a petulant bitch. The “adult at the position” comment is 100% correct. 

I just watched Teddy play for a whole season.  You're wrong.  He's terrible.

[Chewbacca 7729]

9 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Oh this has already been discussed. You’re not paying attention. Stats and wins don’t lie. Jimmy is a full 10 points better on QB Rat, career wise, is the consummate professional when people dogpile him, and has loads of experience handed the fucking ball off when Baker likes to throw. 

Browns need to get rid of Baker and Stefanski. 

Jimmy G is so good that his team that just went to the NFC Championship game doesn't want him anymore.

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3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

I just watched Teddy play for a whole season.  You're wrong.  He's terrible.

He threw for more yards in one less/fewer game, threw for one more TD, six fewer INTs, and was 11.8 higher on QBRat. He was 7-6 with an average Broncos roster while Mayfield was 6-8 with a much more talented Browns roster.  I’m not saying Teddy is anything more than an average QB. I’m saying this is an indictment of Baker. 

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6 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Jimmy G is so good that his team that just went to the NFC Championship game doesn't want him anymore.

What do you think the market for Baker and a starting role would be?  Jimmy will start much more quickly than Baker. Unless he stops throwing a temper tantrum, he’s going to play himself out of the league. He’s an emotional tit baby, and a new starting role will not be easy for him. 

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Lol, this will not age well. He is a terrible QB. Someone will give him another chance because retreads are popular in the NFL but he'll continue to suck, because he's a loser who sucks.

Retreads of hotheaded QBs that will be toxic to locker rooms aren’t popular. The league ends those players’ careers. He either will calm the fuck down and realize Cleveland is by far his best bet, or he’ll have to come to terms with not starting initially with his next team. 

If he adjusts his attitude and plays reasonably well, he can probably start for another team, a la Wentz. I see no sign that can happen; it’s who he is. He sulks and cries and transfers when things don’t go his way. Lincoln Riley and college defenses aren’t going to magically appear before him, and so he can’t just go to another team. 

[Chad 1728]

I hope the Colts trade for that steaming pile of shit. Cleveland had championship level talent on offense and Baker squandered it. OBJ looked like shit because of Baker, Landry looked like shit because of Baker. Hooper and Njoku looked like shit because of Baker. Hell, they even had an elite offensive line propping him up and he still couldn't get it done.

[Horn80 6075]

Baker is a pretender just like the sign he carried and hope he stays with Browns because they are perineal losers.

[Deej 76524]

Baker will claim he found Jesus and the Texans will trade Watson straight up for Mayfield. 

[Domedriver 655]

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤘

[thunderlounge 7749]

On 3/16/2022 at 8:05 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

I hope god’s plan is for him to pivot full time to selling insurance for progressive. 

 

The only pivot for Mayfield is being the pivot man in a circle jerk. What a choad gargling fuck toilet.

Edited March 18, 2022 by thunderlounge

[Askew 362]

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Baker is a pretender just like the sign he carried and hope he stays with Browns because they are perineal losers.

Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

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3 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Baker is a pretender just like the sign he carried and hope he stays with Browns because they are perineal losers.

[Horn80 6075]

2 hours ago, Askew said:

Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

Strategery

 

[nnm 36040]

5 hours ago, Askew said:

Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is? 

So much better and more accurate than the intended sentence. 

[Texzilla58 4716]

Baker should have waited it out and come back and said he would prove his worth in 22. He’s going to make $18m. Stfu and do your job.

[Braff Zacklin 13406]

 

11 hours ago, Askew said:

12 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Baker is a pretender just like the sign he carried and hope he stays with Browns because they are perineal losers.

Are you aware of how fantastic of a malapropism this is?

Taint worth his time to spell check.

[Michael Knight 12875]

lol get fucked Baker

 

 

[mdmost 42825]

So where is the douche getting traded to since the Browns are getting Watson?

[Dr Fear 1265]

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

So where is the douche getting traded to since the Browns are getting Watson?

Indy?  Looking at the cap numbers, the Browns are gonna have to trade Baker before finalizing the trade, probably today.  The can't release him because his $18 million is fully guaranteed for this season.  Trade compensation is going to be minimal. 

[UnivTex34 1763]

I’m hoping he gets traded to Arizona so Kliff can bench him one more time.

[mulletpelini 5209]

8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Baker should have waited it out and come back and said he would prove his worth in 22. He’s going to make $18m. Stfu and do your job.

[Pato del Muerto 52335]

Maybe he’s part of what Houston is getting back?

[Texzilla58 4716]

Well I guess he has a point. I think Indy would go Jimmy g over baker. No idea who would take Baker.

[Jshep34 2303]

Now where does Baker go? Indy, Pitt, phily, atl?

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[Texzilla58 4716]

Now where does Baker go? Indy, Pitt, phily, atl?

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$18 cap hit for browns. It’s not a good scenario for browns or baker.

[tbone_ 14020]

He’s a cunt

[demos 2992]

Maybe he’s part of what Houston is getting back?

[HRSchenker 2258]

I'd love for Dallas to pick him up. He'd be a solid piece behind Cooper Rush. QB depth has always been an issue for the team anyway 

[TonyTexas 10480]

18 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I'd love for Dallas to pick him up. He'd be a solid piece behind Cooper Rush. QB depth has always been an issue for the team anyway 

So you want to pay $18M for your backup’s backup?

[ElChupacabra 254]

21 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

I'd love for Dallas to pick him up. He'd be a solid piece behind Cooper Rush. QB depth has always been an issue for the team anyway 

Shit no man. Fuck that.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

At first I didn’t want him (or Matt Ryan or Sam Darnold) thrown in on a trade, but after how little Houston got beyond 3 #1’s, I would have taken Baker and flipped him to Seattle, Indy, Pittsburgh, or whoever for a 3rd or something. 

[Dr Fear 1265]

At first I didn’t want him (or Matt Ryan or Sam Darnold) thrown in on a trade, but after how little Houston got beyond 3 #1’s, I would have taken Baker and flipped him to Seattle, Indy, Pittsburgh, or whoever for a 3rd or something. 

With the $18.5 salary, I would think the trade compensation would be closer to the 5th the Cows got for Cooper, potentially less. But if a couple teams start bidding up the price then you never know.

[Pam Cummings 9559]

15 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

God this is the best. The dude who whines and cries about being the underdog that nobody believes in, treating an actual underdog like total fucking shit and acting like beating them is an accomplishment.

[Guest]

Queue up daddy blaming Kliff Kingsbury again...  Your son's a bitchass motherfucker just like you.

 

Fucking quitting, bitchass, falling from the cops motherfucker.  

[Jkwellborn 6651]

He didn’t fall from the cops. He got knocked the fuck out.

[Horn80 6075]

For any team that wants an interception machine, Baker’ is your guy.

[Longboard Horn 40100]

Baker to the USFL?

[Pato del Muerto 52335]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

For any team that wants an interception machine, Baker’ is your guy.

He can’t even lead the league in that

[Longboard Horn 40100]

Die hard Browns fan here(go ahead, laugh and get it out of your system). Hated that we took Baker and I'm finally glad he's leaving. I honestly don't know how well Watson will do, but I'll take him any day over Baker. Welcome Deshaun!

[immamac 42513]

Baker seems fucked.

[Dbeasy 14960]

Mayfield is being replaced by a 22 time alleged sexual assault suspect because the Browns don’t like his character, among other things. How shitty of a human being would you have to be for that scenario to have come to fruition. 

[Horn80 6075]

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

Baker seems fucked.

[mdmost 42825]

Wherever Baker ends up next, we know being replaced by the Browns will be the fuel he uses to motivate himself to be a just under .500 QB in his next landing spot. 

[South Austin 52105]

Haha, fuck that guy.

[Jkwellborn 6651]

Haha, fuck that guy.

Even your mom won’t do that.

[Dennis Taylor 18689]

12 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

At first I didn’t want him (or Matt Ryan or Sam Darnold) thrown in on a trade, but after how little Houston got beyond 3 #1’s, I would have taken Baker and flipped him to Seattle, Indy, Pittsburgh, or whoever for a 3rd or something. 

You're a got damn genius! I bet your phone is blowing up with nfl teams calling you to run the show. Did you learn that from Madden franchise mode or something?