Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[wood 11227]

29 minutes ago, Zeus said:

They are also to be known as the Toxins

Yep. And I say all of that not just because of how it affected VY's career, but also because that move told me everything I needed to know about that organization. They passed on the goat CFB quarterback, who just fucking wins football games. I knew right at that instant that they were never gonna amount to shit as a franchise. And they still haven't. And they never will. Picking up old BM would fit perfectly into that pattern, so that's probably what will happen.

They could have had a proven winner at QB, a generational talent who was born and raised in Houston, and who was idolized by Houstonians and the entire Texas fanbase. What a colossal facepalm moment. The merch sales alone would have been insane. And the season ticket sales. Fuck that organization's management. May they all eat copious bags of dicks while dying in a fire. 

Edited May 10, 2022 by wood

[Zeus 6085]

30 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep. And I say all of that not just because of how it affected VY's career, but also because that move told me everything I needed to know about that organization. They passed on the goat CFB quarterback, who just fucking wins football games. I knew right at that instant that they were never gonna amount to shit as a franchise. And they still haven't. And they never will. Picking up old BM would fit perfectly into that pattern, so that's probably what will happen.

They could have had a proven winner at QB, a generational talent who was born and raised in Houston, and who was idolized by Houstonians and the entire Texas fanbase. What a colossal facepalm moment. The merch sales alone would have been insane. And the season ticket sales. Fuck that organization's management. May they all eat copious bags of dicks while dying in a fire. 

Also the major malfunction was offensive line, and at the time VY would've been an equalizer there because the more you sell out on the pass rush and play man the more he scrambles. 

They kept David Carr instead, then the following year traded for Matt Schuabb. Trash franchise. Baker would fit perfect in NFL aggy

[Tex Pete 20397]

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

If that fucking clown ends up on the Texans roster that will be the final nail in the coffin for me.  Trash this organization, and bring back the fucking Oilers!!

Drafting Mario Williams was it for me. Fuck NFL aggy.

 

I hope they bring Baker in and make him President, GM, and Emperor for Life.

Edited May 10, 2022 by Tex Pete

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Baker being Baker. 

But its just the Longhorns being haters. Smh

[Tex Pete 20397]

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Baker being Baker. 

But its just the Longhorns being haters. Smh

That GM? Baker’s mother.
 

She’s the GM of a Wendy’s and even SHE wants nothing to do with him. 

[General Specific 3262]

Should we start a death pool with:

Baker Mayfield
JFF
Daniel Figurelli
Jeff Fisher
Insert name here

I’d put some $ into that!!!

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Gidnik 3284]

 

[WinningIsHard 4044]

On 5/27/2022 at 8:18 AM, NorLa Horns said:

Baker being Baker. 

But its just the Longhorns being haters. Smh

I wish Cowherd would be a super petty bitch and make a new shirt that says “I told you this mother fucker was undraftable” just to poke fun at that dumb ass shirt/hoody baker had made and wore on his show. I’d buy one 

[futureman 22473]

On 5/27/2022 at 9:44 AM, Tex Pete said:

That GM? Baker’s mother.
 

She’s the GM of a Wendy’s 

is she really?

[Jshep34 2312]

He is/was in Austin partying on a boat. Between Johnny 8ball and Bake for 2 people who hate UT they sure can't stay away from Austin

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[Gene Parmesan 4008]

3 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

He is/was in Austin partying on a boat. Between Johnny 8ball and Bake for 2 people who hate UT they sure can't stay away from Austin

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Baker is from Austin.

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

The austin area

[futureman 22473]

yeah. the lake trash people west of town are definitely not austin. 

[David Dennison 18915]

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah. the lake trash people west of town are definitely not austin. 

They're about as Austin as it gets these days.

[futureman 22473]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

They're about as Austin as it gets these days.

I know.

well, some of them. 

Edited June 2, 2022 by futureman

[4th&Five 41558]

Lulz. 

Edited July 6, 2022 by 4th&Five

[HRSchenker 2271]

A conditional 5th round pick is all? Baker is a douche bag sooner but I feel like this is a steal for Carolina. Thought he had more value than that but whatever. Fuck Cleveland 

[Pimphand 5764]

The best fucking part is the 5th round pick is conditional.  Like who gives a flying fuck about 5th round picks for the most part?  Does Bowel Movement have to put up some performance metrics for the 5th round pick to even convey?

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Yeah, #1 overall picks four years into their careers should be rounding into superstars. Oops.

[4th&Five 41558]

Browns and Panthers play week one.

[Carl Spackler 3486]

17 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

A conditional 5th round pick is all?  

Carolina is also paying some portion of his $18.8M salary.  Not sure at this point how much of it Carolina is picking up.

[Huckleberry 32994]

In reality based only on performance he's worth quite a bit more than only a conditional 5th plus eating salary. But there are two things working against his trade value. The first is that GMs vastly overvalue draft picks relative to established players. The second is that he's a historically epic douchebag who almost nobody likes. 

[Helobious 9461]

He’s basically a lock for comeback player of the year. A decentish year stats-wise (which is all he’s capable of at his best) should do it.

[Murfdogg21 4413]

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Carolina is also paying some portion of his $18.8M salary.  Not sure at this point how much of it Carolina is picking up.

He was only worth a 5th because the rest of the NFL had Cleveland over a barrel. Mayfield’s $18M was fully guaranteed. 
 

Cleveland still pays $10.5, Carolina pays $4.5, Mayfields agrees to eat $3M to facilitate trade. Carolina will also be paying the full $18.5M fifth year to Sam Darnold, LOL. 

[Gene Parmesan 4008]

20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He’s basically a lock for comeback player of the year. A decentish year stats-wise (which is all he’s capable of at his best) should do it.

I don't know how well Carolina has been building their roster under Rhule, but I know they've botched the QB position.  Do they have anything other than McCaffrey?

[smwhorn 482]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Browns and Panthers play week one.

Awesome.  In Carolina though.  Damn.  Wish that one was in Cleveland.

[Deej 76827]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I don't know how well Carolina has been building their roster under Rhule, but I know they've botched the QB position.  Do they have anything other than McCaffrey?

And they usually only have McCaffrey for a handful of games. 

[Pimphand 5764]

Carolina started last year 3-0 but after they got the free gimme from the Texans they went 2-12 the rest of the way with one of the wins being against Arizona when the desert ewok was out and McCoy was in.  I imagine Mayfield may get them an additional win or two but if they do better than 7-10 I will be heavily shocked.
 

['stache 21818]

So Cleveland paid $10 million to get rid of him, lol.

[TonyTexas 10515]

Lulz at Cleveland only getting a 2024 conditional 5th rounder and paying $10M in salary.  That’s equivalent to no better than a 6th rounder, more likely a 7th rounder in the 2023 draft. Wasn’t there talk at one time that the Browns wanted a 1st rounder?

[BERT 4380]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

And they usually only have McCaffrey for a handful of games. 

[Texzilla58 4738]

So Baker is on a prove it year. But I think Ruhle is on a prove it year with this shitstorm of a QB room. If they suck they clean house and draft a new QB and hire new coach.

That Sam Darnold deal is dumb. Baker for a 5 and only $4.5 is a no brainer.

[Chewbacca 7780]

1 hour ago, BERT said:

Someone owns McCaffrey in a dynasty league...

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[Steel Shank 9428]

6 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

In reality based only on performance he's worth quite a bit more than only a conditional 5th plus eating salary. But there are two things working against his trade value. The first is that GMs vastly overvalue draft picks relative to established players. The second is that he's a historically epic douchebag who almost nobody likes. 

These are some salient points.

[BERT 4380]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Someone owns McCaffrey in a dynasty league...

Thank god, no!! But I did pick him #2 overall last year. Aggravating 

[Auto Driller 2506]

Who is going to play QB for the Browns when Watson is suspended?

[shadow_operative2.0 16003]

The immortal Jacoby Brissett. 

[aggie08 21504]

18 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

In reality based only on performance he's worth quite a bit more than only a conditional 5th plus eating salary. But there are two things working against his trade value. The first is that GMs vastly overvalue draft picks relative to established players. The second is that he's a historically epic douchebag who almost nobody likes. 

It has to be asked: what's his surly handle?

[Moby Ric 2058]

18 hours ago, Helobious said:

He’s basically a lock for comeback player of the year. A decentish year stats-wise (which is all he’s capable of at his best) should do it.

Not sure about that.  Baker is going to come out with something to prove now.  Which means he will be playing with emotion and with a chip on his shoulder.  That will either mean, comeback player of the year, or a league record in interceptions throw in a season.

[n64ra 1086]

I can't fathom being so bad that a team would pick Watson with his legal situation AND pay $10M for you to leave.

[Mittens 8285]

What is Baker coming back from?  Being a tool that wasn't worth making the franchise QB? Comeback POY typically comes back from injury, not insult.  Tannehill is the only recent CPOY that righted his stats/reputation rather than return from an injury.  He did that by taking over a 2-4 team, going 7-3 and to the playoffs and beating Tom Brady in Foxboro on the way to the AFC CG.

[DFW Horn 6124]

2 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

...he will be playing with emotion and with a chip on his shoulder.  

 

[Texzilla58 4738]

I have sent the Baker arrest video to every Panther fan I know. That’s three I guess. It’s so fuckin funny. They just act like they got kicked in the nuts.

[LTtxfan 49243]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

SUN   SEP 11th     1 PM  Cleveland Browns at Carolina Panthers   Bank of America Stadium – Charlotte, NC

Edited July 7, 2022 by LTtxfan

[Vic Mackey 47080]

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

SUN   SEP 11th     1 PM  Cleveland Browns at Carolina Panthers   Bank of America Stadium – Charlotte, NC

If you watch that doucher thinking it’s gonna be good, you’re a special kind of doucher, and not the one that incessantly posts gifs and irrationally hates on TCU. 

[Vic Mackey 47080]

4 hours ago, n64ra said:

I can't fathom being so bad that a team would pick Watson with his legal situation AND pay $10M for you to leave.

Meh. Baker already wanted out. The writing on the wall was he would not be in Cleveland to start the season. They have hitched their wagons to Watson so they don't need Baker for a fill in season.

This situation looks way worse for Cleveland than Baker. They drafted him #1 overall. He is getting paid regardless. They then got next to nothing in return for him. Also, he's their best qB they have had in the last 3-4 decades who was the qB for their lone playoff win in a very long time. If Baker is your best QB in that amount of time, you are a sad excuse of a franchise. Cleveland makes Jerry Jones look like a genius. 

[Beau Vine 54247]

6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It has to be asked: what's his surly handle?

futureman