Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

[0xdeadbeef 1,699]

5 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Coaching does matter, Mahomes is still a better QB with better tools and athleticism...

Both  Mahomes and Mayfield are way to early in their careers to know which will be a better NFL QB.   NFL DCs are really good at figuring out QBs weaknesses.     Kaepernick is the poster child for a hot QB who wasn't able to adjust after NFL Defenses figured out how to stop him.    Mahomes looks headed for the Brady, Rodgers, Brees area, but 7 starts isn't quite enough...

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8 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Look at  Jared Goff under Fisher?    Now under McVay.     Now back to Fisher.    Now back to McVay.

Coaching Matters.

Andy Reid (.609 career) vs Hue Jackson (.202 career)

 

Agreed... Sounds like a commercial sales pitch, I like it...

[Machinator 32,103]

 

[SurlyBDR 23,153]

The faces you make when you realize you have  now played for 2 football programs that suck a bag of dicks 

[Atticus 4,214]

That will become a gif filled with dicks in the future.

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On 10/16/2018 at 10:30 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

Both  Mahomes and Mayfield are way to early in their careers to know which will be a better NFL QB.   NFL DCs are really good at figuring out QBs weaknesses.     Kaepernick is the poster child for a hot QB who wasn't able to adjust after NFL Defenses figured out how to stop him.    Mahomes looks headed for the Brady, Rodgers, Brees area, but 7 starts isn't quite enough...

Mahomes has "it."

Mayfield has "bitch."

It's been known for 4 years now...

[KYHorn 17,614]

TTLP

[TexasMan 11,452]

[Mileslong 4,810]

 

Same face he uses every Saturday night when his boyfriend comes over

[wood 11,764]

Least surprising development evar - BM being a douchebag, crying about Hue Jackson taking a job with Cincy.

https://sports.yahoo.com/baker-mayfield-not-feel-like-talking-hue-jackson-beating-bengals-222321753.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=1_01

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Jackson struggled to get Mayfield’s attention and once he did it became clear the quarterback wanted nothing more than to get away. He confirmed as much in his postgame news conference saying that Jackson was a guy who “was in our locker room asking us to play for him and then goes to a different team we play twice a year."

 

[GotThatFire 166]

On 10/22/2018 at 7:54 AM, TexasMan said:

This triggers Baker

 

 

 

 

 

because he's a faget 

[gmr548 16,695]

Least surprising development evar - BM being a douchebag, crying about Hue Jackson taking a job with Cincy.
https://sports.yahoo.com/baker-mayfield-not-feel-like-talking-hue-jackson-beating-bengals-222321753.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=1_01

Jackson struggled to get Mayfield’s attention and once he did it became clear the quarterback wanted nothing more than to get away. He confirmed as much in his postgame news conference saying that Jackson was a guy who “was in our locker room asking us to play for him and then goes to a different team we play twice a year."

 

Dumb take by Mayfield. He was fired, he didn't just up and walk away. He supposed to just sit on the couch so as not to offend you?

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[Pam Cummings 9,868]

I enjoy watching Baker Mayfield play football.

[Tex Pete 21,486]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

 

Dumb take by Mayfield. He was fired, he didn't just up and walk away. He supposed to just sit on the couch so as not to offend you?

You dont understand. That makes Baker’s little peepee hurt. He’s going to carry a grudge about it now. 

[mulletpelini 5,225]

we know who wears the yoga pants in his family

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

 

Dumb take by Mayfield. He was fired, he didn't just up and walk away. He supposed to just sit on the couch so as not to offend you?

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Is it really that big a stretch to think that maybe Cincy hired Hue not because of his awesome corching ability, but because he had inside knowledge on a division rival?

[bschoolprof 6,341]

^ worked out great for them.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Mayfield’s whole act and his press conference statements were so calculated.  He wants the Cleveland fans to love him, so he manufactures this whole “traitor” thing knowing those rust belt “dawg pound” blue-collar guys will eat it up.  

[TexArcher 39,068]

On 10/21/2018 at 4:34 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

I feel like one of you MS Paint gif type people can have a lot of fun with these...

[Longhornstampede 3,214]

That 2nd pic screams spit roast

[Pam Cummings 9,868]

2 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

^ worked out great for them.

Well yeah. There's a reason everyone refers to Cincy as "great decision land".....

[Pato del Muerto 53,469]

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Is it really that big a stretch to think that maybe Cincy hired Hue not because of his awesome corching ability, but because he had inside knowledge on a division rival?

No team needed inside knowledge to beat Cleveland. 

[threesheets 1,690]

Baker looking for another "boulder" for his shoulder.  It's not like he quit at Tech and transferred in conference or anything.  

He's the biggest cunt of an athlete I've witnessed in my lifetime.

[Vic Mackey 47,952]

3 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I enjoy watching Baker Mayfield play football.

Same. I think he will develop nicely in Cleveland. They have talent on that team. I think they could be a wildcard team in the next few seasons.

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Actually Baker was classier than I'm sure he wanted to be. 

No doubt he recognized Hue as the backstabbing, blame everyone but me for 1-31, let's trade a 2nd rounder for AJ Mcjourneyman right from the start of Training Camp.  It was obvious that Baker was the best QB on the roster to anyone with a couple brain cells but instead Hue not only goes with a JAG he also gives Baker no reps.  And Mayfield is supposed to swap jerseys and spit with a guy who is still being paid about $5 million this year and goes to a division rival for 250K so that he can hopefully backstab starvin marvin for a job?  Child please.  Typical Hue and the Browns recognized Hue's bitchmove and had their best offensive half since the hoody was mumbling his way up and down the sidelines.

[Mileslong 4,810]

Mayfield hasn’t been classy a day in his fucking life. Can’t wait to beat you guys again

[Mileslong 4,810]

Same. I think he will develop nicely in Cleveland. They have talent on that team. I think they could be a wildcard team in the next few seasons.

I have no idea how you like that douchebag

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

He's gonna be good.  He has earned the hate with plenty of dbag behavior but the idiots saying he's a Johnny Football are clueless. 

Also, when he's your dbag, you'd support him.  I live in the middle of a fuck ton of annoying Ohio St fans...they hated his ass with the fire of a thousand suns....now they can't get enough.  Now I'll agree, Cleveland fans are more desperate than most.  

[GotThatFire 166]

On 10/22/2018 at 7:54 AM, TexasMan said:

 Can somebody remake this and put

“When HE walks past you with yoga pants on”

[Sejjr 3,250]

Reminds me of this:

 

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He's gonna be good.  He has earned the hate with plenty of dbag behavior but the idiots saying he's a Johnny Football are clueless. 
Also, when he's your dbag, you'd support him.  I live in the middle of a fuck ton of annoying Ohio St fans...they hated his ass with the fire of a thousand suns....now they can't get enough.  Now I'll agree, Cleveland fans are more desperate than most.  

Nah. Fuck him in his goat ass.

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14 hours ago, gmr548 said:

 

Dumb take by Mayfield. He was fired, he didn't just up and walk away. He supposed to just sit on the couch so as not to offend you?

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Cleveland is still paying him his 4.75 million salary. He went to work in Cincy for the pro rated part of $250,000.

He went to Cincy for 1 reason. To try and beat Cleveland this year.

After he blamed the players for his record.

Yet he wants to hug it out.

[tbone_ 14,442]

No one really gives a shit

[GotThatFire 166]

 Somebody’s going to walk in on Baker one day getting spit roasted by his LT and RT and sooner fans will disown him. 

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Damian Woody calling Baker out again today on First Take.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

12 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He's gonna be good.  He has earned the hate with plenty of dbag behavior but the idiots saying he's a Johnny Football are clueless. 

Also, when he's your dbag, you'd support him.  I live in the middle of a fuck ton of annoying Ohio St fans...they hated his ass with the fire of a thousand suns....now they can't get enough.  Now I'll agree, Cleveland fans are more desperate than most.  

Nope.  Didn't want him in Miami, glad he didn't.  Wouldn't have supported.  Hard enough already.

[irishtexan 11,712]

On 11/26/2018 at 8:06 AM, Liquor and Poker said:

Mayfield’s whole act and his press conference statements were so calculated.  He wants the Cleveland fans to love him, so he manufactures this whole “traitor” thing knowing those rust belt “dawg pound” blue-collar guys will eat it up.  

I think you give him too much credit for having some sort of acute psychological understanding of the blue collar midwest psyche. I think he says what he feels and blue collar midwest dudes like a shit talker. 

Baker's better than I want him to be. He's got a chip on his shoulder and rightfully so. Walk on college QB who had to transfer after winning the job at his first school goes on to win the Heisman and be the Number One overall pick in the draft. That's a compelling story, even if it comes from a dumb fuck sooner.

Also, the whole "Baker Mayfield is gay and being gay is bad" schtick on this thread is fucking tired. The "literal eater of a bag of dicks" is funny. But the whole gay joke shit is lame.

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On 11/26/2018 at 7:47 AM, Pam Cummings said:

I enjoy watching Baker Mayfield play football.

I love watching baker mayfield get sacked by Arkansas cops.

[mulletpelini 5,225]

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Also, the whole "Baker Mayfield is gay and being gay is bad" schtick on this thread is fucking tired. The "literal eater of a bag of dicks" is funny. But the whole gay joke shit is lame.

It's funny because he's probably not, just like when your buddies thought you weren't then found out otherwise. I helped your mom cope though, no worries.  NTTAWWT

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21 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I think you give him too much credit for having some sort of acute psychological understanding of the blue collar midwest psyche. I think he says what he feels and blue collar midwest dudes like a shit talker. 

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Baker majored in marketing, everything leading up to the draft, how he didn't go.. all of that behavior and his current behavior is calculated. Yes, he does have some moxy and attitude, but I also think he is very shrewd with regards to what he says and how he portrays his brand. It's all about expanding his brand, getting publicity and dollars.

I think that stuff is phony, but this generation eats it up and it's been proven over and over you can make serious bank being dramatic and in the news cycle. Just my take.

[irishtexan 11,712]

10 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

It's funny because he's probably not, just like when your buddies thought you weren't then found out otherwise. I helped your mom cope though, no worries.  NTTAWWT

Unfocused and unfunny. 2/10

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7 minutes ago, DreadHead said:

Baker majored in cocksucking, everything leading up to the draft, how he didn't go.. all of that behavior and his current behavior is based on his love for cock. Yes, he does have some moxy and attitude, but I also think he is very shrewd with regards to what he says and how he portrays his desire to service all the cocks he can find. It's all about expanding his selection of cocks, and getting more cocks then anyone else.

FIFY

Edited November 27, 2018 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Moby Ric 2,058]

Man oh man.  Will Cain sucking Bakers dick on First Take and losing his mind.  Total meltdown going on.

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

47 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Nope.  Didn't want him in Miami, glad he didn't.  Wouldn't have supported.  Hard enough already.

That’s easy to say when you didn’t get the guy.  How many mouth breather tOSU/Browns fans do you think would sit in your spot and be like ‘yeah, I’d support that prick’.  I mean, you’re a much better person w morals and all, so I believe you but...

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On 11/26/2018 at 10:27 AM, threesheets said:

Baker looking for another "boulder" for his shoulder.  It's not like he quit at Tech and transferred in conference or anything.  

He's the biggest cunt of an athlete I've witnessed in my lifetime.

Ah, to be pre-pubescent again.

[wood 11,764]

13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He's gonna be good.  He has earned the hate with plenty of dbag behavior but the idiots saying he's a Johnny Football are clueless. 

Also, when he's your dbag, you'd support him.  I live in the middle of a fuck ton of annoying Ohio St fans...they hated his ass with the fire of a thousand suns....now they can't get enough.  Now I'll agree, Cleveland fans are more desperate than most.  

 

52 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Nope.  Didn't want him in Miami, glad he didn't.  Wouldn't have supported.  Hard enough already.

Yeah if he had come to Texas and done his whole dbag act, I' have been embarrassed. Some guys are difficult to support no matter how good they are on the field. We've had a handful here & there over the last 40 years at Texas that I won't name, but none nearly as bad as this asswipe.

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23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Same. I think he will develop nicely in Cleveland. They have talent on that team. I think they could be a wildcard team in the next few seasons.

"I coulda' had class. I coulda' been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

Just now, wood said:

 

Yeah if he had come to Texas and done his whole dbag act, I' have been embarrassed. Some guys are difficult to support no matter how good they are on the field. We've had a handful here & there over the last 40 years at Texas that I won't name, but none nearly as bad as this asswipe.

Again, easy to say what you would have done.  None of his teammates have ever had a bad thing to say.  To each his own. I don’t take sports too seriously.  

I refused to support the Bears due to Cutler but until that asshole is yours...

[wood 11,764]

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Again, easy to say what you would have done.  None of his teammates have ever had a bad thing to say.  To each his own. I don’t take sports too seriously.  

I refused to support the Bears due to Cutler but until that asshole is yours...

Also easy for you to say that from where you sit. It's not just 'easy for me to say'. I know how I'd feel about it if he were dbagging the 40 Acres up, winning or not. I've been embarrassed by some Texas players in various sports who weren't half the douchebags Baker is. As for what his teammates say about him, I don't give a fuck. Some of the biggest pieces of shit in sports are good teammates. Doesn't make them any more likable to me.

Edited November 27, 2018 by wood

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

5 minutes ago, wood said:

Also easy for you to say that from where you sit. It's not just 'easy for me to say'. I know how I'd feel about it if he were dbagging the 40 Acres up, winning or not. I've been embarrassed by some Texas players in various sports who weren't half the douchebags Baker is. As for what his teammates say about him, I don't give a fuck. Some of the biggest pieces of shit in sports are good teammates. Doesn't make them any more likable to me.

Lol. Ok.  I love how you know how you’d feel with some hypothetical.  

Its easier for me because he actually was on the team I cheer for.  It actually happened.  I feel like I’m rounding on the psych ward having this argument with you.