CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

 

I guess “Little Pussy”was taken.

[ATXbronco 4054]

Saban just licked his booger walking out of the tunnel.

[Bevo Num1 1004]

" userid="772"] Did saban just.pick his nose and then eat the booger?

I thought the same thing.

[Vito Andolini 9067]

Just now, MAGS® said:

Did saban just.pick his nose and then eat the booger?

I think he was just picking his teeth, probably popcorn at halftime 

[texifornia 56305]

Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs. 

Y'all can keep the thick chicks though.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13000]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Saban just licked his booger walking out of the tunnel.

No wonder he likes Sark so much.

[Bigbend1812 12873]

8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Some of the comments on this site are soooo tasteless....

 

[Dilligas 659]

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

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" userid="772"] Did saban just.pick his nose and then eat the booger?

I thought the same thing.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11850]

Devonta Smith was made in a lab 

[mdleast 8238]

This guy likes beans in his chili

[jinx 2635]

18 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Its nice to have a Heisman caliber player at RB, WR, and QB. They also have best in class players across the OL.  The defense has to account for basically every player, every down. 

We have tons of talent, we just need to spread the ball to the Kai Money and Connor Brewers of the world.  

[Redneck Mutha 7888]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs. 

[PittsburghTiger 6130]

15 minutes ago, Parliament said:

We can fix some things on offense by running more.  But our defense doesn't have anything for Bama.  Not enough DB's and Togiai is out.  Can't fix either of those.

That's where my Ohio State buddy and I were before the game. I really thought the OL for Ohio State was their biggest advantage. But with Sermon out everything changed. I would have come out with Sermon & Teague pounding it and moving the sticks in an effort to keep the Alabama offense off the field.

Now they have to throw, which they are very good at doing but, if Alabama scores here the Alabama defense can really start rushing Fields. 

[texifornia 56305]

 

[DaysOff 7785]

All gas this half Sark.

Make tOSU want to quit football.

Ewers will have to flip. Profit.

[PittsburghTiger 6130]

Smith dislocated a finger 

[Vic Mackey 46859]

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy

[texifornia 56305]

Yeah that's a broken/dislocated finger. Ouch.

[Cairn Horn88 8137]

Hopefully, the Bama players are drinking champagne and smoking cigars in the locker room during the half.....that’s probably the only hope OSU has to even make this a game.  Also, Fields looks like he is hurt and unable to match what he did against Clemson.  OSU beating Clemson was their high point and they can’t find that magic again,  ND was no big deal for Bama, so that makes a difference...and it shows.  Too much speed for Bama...too much slowness for OSU.  

[pops 6971]

Cutty sark on fire

[PittsburghTiger 6130]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy

beautiful.

[touchthemonolith 646]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Skyline chili tastes good and people who performatively dislike it are just being snobs. 

Y'all can keep the thick chicks though.

[TexArcher 37414]

8 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

You can juggle my burnt orange nuts.

[WBT 20377]

And Notre Dame lost by 17.  Poooor aggy

[Bigbend1812 12873]

Well in steps Waddle

[texifornia 56305]

Sevyn Banks has had more fun days

[Surly Bevo 24687]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy

Regular as clockwork, or my post 3rd cup of coffee shit.

[ATXbronco 4054]

Devontae Smith dislocated finger?  Just a guess, having been there and done that.

[texifornia 56305]

 

[Bigbend1812 12873]

Harris is so damn good

[TexArcher 37414]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy

Ohio State would wipe their ass with aggy.

 

[Enchubben 5502]

The other benefit of bama rolling tonight is getting to watch Kirk squirm on tv while OSU gets their shit pushed in again. Fuck you Kirk.

[Laxtonto 11901]

WTF was that Sark? No QB runs damnit!

[Texasrocks 2124]

Waddle needs to sit down and stay on the bench.

[mdleast 8238]

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy

Tell him to go ahead and put it on their stadium wall

[orangecat92 306]

42-17 after 3 quarters has a nice ring to it. 

[tejas60 3521]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

My aggy cousin being, well, aggy

because jizzjar

[Pam Cummings 9532]

Waddle's name definitely checks out.  What a crazy bastard to be playing.

[clapclapclap 9000]

7 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

[PittsburghTiger 6130]

If they score here just keep Waddle on the sideline

[Surly Bevo 24687]

Just now, Texasrocks said:

Waddle needs to sit down and stay on the bench.

Won't he still be around in 2022?  I may have to disagree.

[GreenspointTexas 9547]

1 minute ago, orangecat92 said:

42-17 after 3 quarters has a nice ring to it. 

Shiiiiit it might be 49-17 at this rate

[PittsburghTiger 6130]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

If they score here just keep Waddle on the sideline

Even if they don't.

[satyanash 14244]

Jesus Christ. A simple run turns into a 1st down because Harris broke two tackles and dragged a linebacker with him.

[jinx 2635]

I’m super happy that Herman recruited Bijan for Sark to coach. If he can get over 200 on 12 touches, imagine what may happen if we actually give him the ball.  

[jw4381 3046]

20 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

GUMPS!  Why did you score those touchdowns?  Because coach Sark told me to Drill Sargent.....

Legit lol. 

[texifornia 56305]

Najee Harris is just different.

[Nope 3102]

Waddle’s agent has to be furious 

[GreenspointTexas 9547]

Other than woodens ucla program in the 60s/70s... bama might be the greatest sports dynasty ever

[BradInATX 9208]

lol at Bama running on 3rd and 5 and easily getting it. Everyone in that stadium knows this game is over.