CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State

[Carter Buckeye 42]

On 1/8/2021 at 10:53 AM, Pimphand said:

Rooting for Ohio State should be viewed as rooting for Oklahoma

I don't know why this is such a difficult thing for people on this board to realize.

Michigan = Texas  = Teams that think they are more important than they really are
Ohio State = Oklahoma = Teams that are actually good at football
Michigan State = Texas A&M = Who gives a shit, Aggy is weird as fuck anyway

There is no other trio of schools in the entire country that come close to this parallel.

 

[immamac 42,900]

Michigan and Texas are not more important than they really are. @Pimphand your analysis is garbage. 

[Carter Buckeye 42]

6 minutes ago, Carter Buckeye said:

 

That was my edit in bold, pimphand didn't say that. I don't really know how this site works. Either way the point remains.

[Buzzrock 14,936]

What does Buzzrock think? Why thanks for asking.

I don’t really care who wins. But Bama winning is boring and there’s some solid schadenfreude in tOSU winning with a dwag qb that they cast aside. So...

O...H...I...O...

Plus my aggy buddies are all “SECSECSEC”. Johnny Manziel come latelys.

[Alien Octopus 559]

Hoping to see Bama roll the couch burning slack jaws and hear all the would-be-contendors whine.  Maybe it will spawn expanded playoffs, bonus! 
 

Always liked Michigan better the tOSU. Bama going to roll, again.

[Tribe171 10]

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

Michigan and Texas are not more important than they really are. @Pimphand your analysis is garbage. 

You might have a point if you left Michigan out of it.

[Pimphand 5,835]

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Michigan and Texas are not more important than they really are. @Pimphand your analysis is garbage. 

Numbnuts that was @Carter Buckeye putting shit in the quote box.  Pay attention
 

 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[Carter Buckeye 42]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Yikes

Edited January 12, 2021 by Carter Buckeye

[Pimphand 5,835]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

Seems fitting that a mask virtue signaler would have to tweet that lol.

[NorthTexasCougar 54]

Roll Tide!

[satyanash 14,599]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Brutal. Sark's going to feast tonight.

[Helobious 9,464]

Fuck everything about Ohio. Trashiest fan base in college football to boot.

[NorthTexasCougar 54]

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Fuck everything about Ohio. Trashiest fan base in college football to boot.

This.  If anyone has spent any time in Ohio, they would understand this.  Rudest people in the country.  

[satyanash 14,599]

 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Seems fitting that a team that waited until November to start the season is suffering from Covid unavailability.

[mr. sunshine 2,832]

Ryan Day was kicked out of a Village People tribute group for being too gay

[ATXbronco 4,084]

I'm ready.

Specs + FedEx SameDay = waaaaay cheaper than UberEats.  $20 cheaper.

 

 

Three Bananas + three a handful or so of three types of berries + three containers of greek yogurt + five spoonfuls of peanut butter + two oranges + a bunch of Agave.... and dammit I forgot to add walnuts.... and ten overly healthy shots of Vodka and here we go.

Built-in hangover relief!

Edited January 12, 2021 by ATXbronco

[immamac 42,900]

I have a huge dose of Big Dick Energy.

Just put 300 on Bama -13 @ +175

[Buzzrock 14,936]

Is there an online site or app that will quickly let you do squares?

[satyanash 14,599]

WTF didn't this guy have knee surgery just a few weeks ago? Ohio State is screwed.

 

[Tribe171 10]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

I have a huge dose of Big Dick Energy.

Just put 300 on Bama -13 @ +175

Barring a Field's injury you're gonna regret Bama -13.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

I, for one, intend to sit down with my wife and spend a long evening immersed in the latest season of The Crown. 

[immamac 42,900]

12 minutes ago, Tribe171 said:

Barring a Field's injury you're gonna regret Bama -13.

The fuck kind of weed are you smoking? 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Line is up to 9.5

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,781]

One quick observation ... Laura Rutledge is HOTT.

[Tribe171 10]

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

The fuck kind of weed are you smoking? 

Maybe I am. Taking Bama -13 means you're betting Bama will win by more than 13 pts, does it not?

[immamac 42,900]

Yeah. 2 tds. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,797]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

Ah good, OSU has their excuse now. 

[Richard Kimball 1,496]

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Ah good, OSU has their excuse now. 

I dunno. Losing half the team to COVID was a winning strategy for Cleveland. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,821]

Can

both teams lose?

[Dewey 3,286]

What's the actual kickoff?  7:15? 7:45?

[Incredulity 11,681]

Rooting for an untracked hurricane todestroy both teams.

[PittsburghTiger 6,194]

Enough Corso, please, stop.

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

I'm Team Meteor, but if I gotta go with one....  

Keep Rollin' Baby!

[touchthemonolith 646]

I'll never understand how in the nasty fuck the national championship game of college football is not on network television.

[DaysOff 7,967]

ESPN has done everything they can to destroy cfb. Why stop them now.

[mdleast 8,298]

I’m betting Hologram Corso and Headgear Dancing Pollack are what you see as you enter the gates of Hell.

[PittsburghTiger 6,194]

ugh oh, Big 12 refs

[Mo Horn 8,853]

Big 12 crew, so no holding calls tonight

[gmr548 16,592]

Big 12 refs, can’t wait

[PittsburghTiger 6,194]

nice there are some fans in the seats

[Burt Macklin 19,038]

Watching Najee Harris in Sark’s offense and thinking about what Bijan will do next year is probably gonna require a visit to South Austin’s mom after the game. 

[staboner 4,984]

anyone have any color on how many of the bucknut coivders are starters and/or backups? because thats a big list of dudes

 

[Nicole44 22,072]

Coaches corner desperately needs Herm. Such a shame. 

[PittsburghTiger 6,194]

Wow, such insight with these on the field questions.

[Longboard Horn 40,425]

 Yep, with big 12 refs officiating this game, lotta penalties won’t be called overall officiating is going to suck.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,781]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Big 12 crew, so no holding calls tonight

Yeah .. but, plenty of reviews. 

[Effyourcouch 125]

I’m going for the Alabama Sarks!!

[LonghornSean 4,019]

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Wow, such insight with these on the field questions.

Seriously. What is the point if you're just gonna ask the most generic question possible? A robot could spit out the coach speak answer.