Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach

[Funk Doctor Spock 12215]

Hopefully the kids like him. Plus he's seen Bijan and knows the way. Look at what he did with Najee Harris. I don't know how he'll be as a HC, but he sure as fuck won't let Bijan sit the bench 

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

I just want to know how Bijan feels about the hire. Please don't enter the portal, if he does it's officially a disaster.

[taybo20 2825]

Idk how I feel about players wanting coaches retained... 

[maninblack 7974]

4 minutes ago, Frank Gallagher said:

CDC hitched his wagon to Sark?  Sark after Dark?  He better hope the guy is a homerun success.  Anything less, he goes down, too.

Eltife/Hartzell hooked their wagons to Sark. Del Conte was a passenger.

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Sark will need a 24/7 handler-driver 

[The Dude 1244]

2 minutes ago, Xian said:

And you think this drunkass can somehow save the class? 

Which one?

[TexasGolf 4906]

Bye bitch 

[bullet 1597]

36 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

I’ll take it.

Tom was an asshole. Not just in his pressers. I had a player as an intern his first year. Dude had to hold his breath when we talked about Herman.

I will also take the guy who has been with Saban watching how the most elite program works...and helping it.

Now, let’s see what happens on the field...but I’m on board right now.

And Hermann didn't coach under Urban Meyer?  Man y'all are reaching.

[Dbeasy 15052]

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Whoever the new HC is, if we kept Herman all this time, we better be announcing him today so he can immediately talk to the players and try to keep attrition to a minimum. If it’s Sark then I guess he’s ditching Bama before the title game like Kiffin did. It doesn’t make much sense to me. If we’ve kept Herman this long then why not wait another week until Sark wins a title as Bama’s OC and then announce the hiring/firing? What difference does a week make at this point? 

It might be because Herman already has accepted another job.

[Nope 3114]

Saban hires Herman as his new OC, grooms him to take over the program

Texas continues to Texas

Only Urban saves me from this nightmare 

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

I’m relieved it’s not Kelly but disappointed it’s not Meyer. 
 

I wonder if he’s getting pressure from BMD’s to keep some of the current staff (Ash and some of his assistants, Carrington).

[LebongJames 1811]

The fact a bunch of dip shits on the internet think this is a bad hire probably means it is a great hire. 

[Js1 85348]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sark will need a 24/7 handler-driver 

Just re-hire the guy who drove Augie around after the DUI

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

63-47 Texas winning at Allen Field House with under 9 minutes to go 

[Burt Macklin 19026]

3 minutes ago, Xian said:

And you think this drunkass can somehow save the class? 

He’s talking about the 22 class, not the 21 class, and Sark is a lights out recruiter. That’s the most guaranteed thing about him.  He will absolutely save the 22 class compared to keeping Herman. 

[maninblack 7974]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

Idk how I feel about players wanting coaches retained... 

Only Drayton and maybe Hurzeler (depending on the DC hire) are safe.

[CUM2TX 11]

I fully support giving people 2nd chances.

just not as head coach at the University of Texas. holy fuck.

[TexasEd 8067]

41 minutes ago, Fud said:

USC still had a limited roster due to sanctions when he was there

Petersen didn't take over a Washington team that had gone 0-12 the prior year 

So if we were 0-12 Sark would be a good hire?

Which coach do we hire to go from 7-3 to 10-0 and win a few conference championships?

[Michael Knight 12981]

Anyone short of Urban was going to feel like a disappointment. Urban was the home run hire, with Sark it will depend entirely on the staff he can put together before we can see how excited we should get

[MrPhlegm 3413]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOT!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12215]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

63-47 Texas winning at Allen Field House with under 9 minutes to go 

Dude, I'm fucking floored. Has Shaka figured it out?

[Wanker Bob 379]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Who's the proven HC from a power 5 school we were going to poach?

Fuck Herman

Fuck Sark

Fuck you BMD

This is true. Your administration selling out to the whims of rich assholes leads you to this. You need real leadership hiring a real coach and letting him have the proper time to do his job. 

Right now you're a 3rd tier program. 3 teams are tier 1, a few tier 2, and you and a bunch of others tier 3. Top players mostly don't want to do tier 3. Unless you start using that money you supposedly have and start paying them off. 

[Irieguy 1059]

16 minutes ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Did Saban retire? "2020 Alabama (interim HC)"

COVID. Maybe you’ve heard of it. @MNLonghornFUKM

https://www.si.com/college/usc/football/nick-saban-tests-positive-for-covid-19-steve-sarkisian-steps-up

Edited January 2, 2021 by Irieguy

[Brothahorn 10087]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

63-47 Texas winning at Allen Field House with under 9 minutes to go 

So all this time, Shaka just needed to let his hair grow? I'll be damned.

[Steelers Roll Left 1174]

1 minute ago, LebongJames said:

The fact a bunch of dip shits on the internet think this is a bad hire probably means it is a great hire. 

Problem with that statement is a bunch of dip shits on the internet thought Herman was a potentially bad hire when he was hired. Strong too.

[texifornia 56974]

6 minutes ago, Xian said:

And you think this drunkass can somehow save the class? 

He's a top-tier recruiter. One of his biggest strengths.

[maninblack 7974]

2 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

The fact a bunch of dip shits on the internet think this is a bad hire probably means it is a great hire. 

It will 100% depend on his staff.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Sarkisian, after being under Saban for a couple of years, probably has learned the kind of work ethic necessary to field great teams. He should be far more knowledgeable about both offense and defense than Herman. He and Alabama could easily be the next Nat'l Champ. 

If we couldn't get Meyer, he's a solid second choice. Far better than Kelly and the offensive shit show he gave us yesterday. 

[texifornia 56974]

 

[EZ$ 2105]

5 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

So when does the dirt come out on Herman? Seems to be a lot of smoke about issues with him and even his wife?

Hopefully Sark retains Michelle. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

2 minutes ago, Nope said:

Saban hires Herman as his new OC, grooms him to take over the program

Texas continues to Texas

Only Urban saves me from this nightmare 

Herman goes on to win 10 national championships as the Alabama HC. We all die of liver failure. 
 

The end.

[Huckleberry 32862]

Not sold on Sark but the rumors of his hiring have already improved athletic department performance. Basketball is up 68-47 over Kansas with 8 minutes to play.

[TommyGufano 6021]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sark will need a 24/7 handler-driver 

Dez Bryant's guy should be available

[Fud 9552]

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

So if we were 0-12 Sark would be a good hire?

Which coach do we hire to go from 7-3 to 10-0 and win a few conference championships?

Are you a potato?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

it's going to be that okie asshole from UCF.

HIDE AND WATCH

[TexasGolf 4906]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

Coach Bitcoin 

[Burt Macklin 19026]

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

It might be because Herman already has accepted another job.

Maybe, but I would think Herman’s agent would leak that’s he’s leaving for a different job rather than it being widely reported Herman’s fired. Either way, if it was Sark, I would’ve hoped we’d wait a week so he could come in immediately as Herman is let go but also be coming off a title win. 

[Wanker Bob 379]

Holy shit word I'm hearing on radio is that Sark turned you down. 

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Just now, Wanker Bob said:

Holy shit word I'm hearing on radio is that Sark turned you down. 

<chefkiss> 

[Mac8111 2107]

So what was the significance of axing Herman today? Why did it have to wait until after the bowl game ?

[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

lol. come for the made up insider stuff, but stay for his stock market analogies 

[MirrOlure 14786]

Holy shit word I'm hearing on radio is that Sark turned you down. 

I was TAKING a shit and heard myself fart

[cdain3 3454]

[Pam Cummings 9644]

I.....kinda like it.

[Frank Gallagher 97]

9 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Bravo.  Extremely rational post.

Sark is the offensive equivalent of Veneables.  With boundaries, extremely competent.  However, a HC job has too many degrees of freedom for their mind to function.

[JOSEYWALES66 1802]

4 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Only Drayton and maybe Hurzeler (depending on the DC hire) are safe.

Not sure he is completely safe but I’d think Boulware could stay on. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

5 minutes ago, Nope said:

Saban hires Herman as his new OC, grooms him to take over the program

Texas continues to Texas

Only Urban saves me from this nightmare 

Saban's just as likely to rehire Applewhite and groom him. Not gonna happen.

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Just now, Mac8111 said:

Why did it have to wait until after the bowl game ?

this 

[HonorableJudgeSmails 133]

7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Do you even fucking watch college football? Have we seen what Sark has done with Alabama’s offense compared to Saban’s earlier teams. Their offense is so much more explosive than the McElroy, McCarron era teams.The plays he has designed and called will kill at Texas. We have the head coaching and offensive mind firepower to match Riley and OU. Offensive recruits are going to cream their pants wanting to be the next Tua, Devonta or Najee. After Urban, thus us the best hire that could have been made. Team Cutty Sark here.

 

 

 

maybe the most special post of the new year so far...

 

all you need now, are about 20 5-star players...Eagles = Devonta Smith and so on.  Lulz

[lemonandaturd 4285]

2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

Holy shit word I'm hearing on radio is that Sark turned you down. 

Fuck off aggy.