Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Ok do we fire up the portal too? 

[Telegraph_it 3354]

FCB is only one reporting its stark right!?

[David Dennison 18660]

Whiskey Dick Energy, baby!!!

[Dark Horse 2263]

Woooooooo boy, this is uh something

[runthebone 7932]

The most glorious outcome will be that we hire someone else and FCB has to impale himself publicly on a sharpened keyboard.

[AUS-97HORN 11682]

I am stunned. I am pissed.  Its fucking Sarkisian....     how soon do we get drunk......

 

fuck me.  I wanted Herman gone as well, but this is NOT a good replacement.    this is a fucking SEC style replacement. Which isnt going to fucking help at all. 

[alphahorn 1637]

lol, people are listening to FCB. it might turn out to be accurate, but odds are against it

[MonkeyDoughnut 10145]

I vow to keep him away from the bottle if for no other reason than it looks like I will be upping my drinking

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Feldman confirming

 

[Majorcholas 507]

[Zeus 5950]

12 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Well I have to live with this and if he is sober I think we're going to be ok. 

Texas football greatest aspiration - we're going to be ok 

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Who stays who goes csn he get ewers back 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[CUM2TX 11]

its time to fire CDC. I knew he was an imbecile.

[Beau Vine 54003]

Seven Win Steve is not an upgrade.  If he does the same stuff he did at Washington, he will beat OU regularly, then regularly lose the next two games to Tech and K-State.

[Trutexan78 11]

Dude must give blow jobs in his interviews or something as he’s done nothing to justify his fall upward. Holy Hell, CDC, I thought we were leaving 2020 behind us? This is at best an even swap, but I think it’ll be harder to get rid of Sark after dark than Herman (who was very disliked). Sark’s actually not a thin-skinned prick. Sets UT back another 8 years.

[Jive Turkey 12568]

like opening a Christmas gift and finding a pair of new socks.

very meh hire.  $15.4 million buyout for this retread.

[Macanudo 12928]

I had decided that 2021 was going to be a year of drinking less after the disaster that was 2020.

Well, there's a resolution I wont be keeping.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Jesus fuck just fire CDC now

[honolulu horn 6157]

Is this the football board or the lulz board? Because the Sark news is making a lot of people laugh. 

[Zeus 5950]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

The most glorious outcome will be that we hire someone else and FCB has to impale himself publicly on a sharpened keyboard.

He can just do that anyway

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

lol, people are listening to FCB. it might turn out to be accurate, but odds are against it

Only a little over 1000 rep?  You might not survive this.

[hornmpa96 2598]

If it’s Sark, CDC need to go - He’s already failed at a high profile job

[TwiceHorn 31283]

On a positive note, he has OC'ed for a couple of the better coaches in the business, Carroll and Saban.  He's been exposed to Saban's systems and "coaching tree."

On the other hand, his HFC success is marginal at best.  And, he's a drunk.  It is possible that he is recovered and all the better for it.  If he was hired, you'd have to think we did a deep dive on that and didn't accept merely his representations of sobriety.

[immamac 42519]

this sark news is fucking stupid sark isn't the guy.

[millhouse 2587]

Total day shift hire right there

[bigcigar 1161]

Didn’t chip also say herman was staying? Fuck chip brown

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Glad Herman is gone. We will see if Sark can avoid all the stupid play calls and personnel decisions Herman made. 
We will know this fall if Brewer is lined up in the slot. 

[elfenix 34171]

this:

 

or this:

[GreenspointTexas 9567]

Id rather keep herman

[Nope 3111]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Feldman confirming

 

AKA “hey Urban you didn’t believe we were serious about firing Tom. We were, and we did, so respond to my fucking text so we don’t have hire the hobo.”

Edited January 2, 2021 by Nope

[Hank Kingsley 20708]

People were generally happy when we hired Charlie Strong. 

People were generally happy when we hired Tom Herman. 

Maybe the Sark hate means we finally made the right hire, lol. 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6137]

18 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Well I have to live with this and if he is sober I think we're going to be ok. 

My first thought as well.

17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is either going to be amazing or absolutely terrible. There is no in between. 

And I am okay with that because what has been going on for a decade is not good enough.

17 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Herman is a better coach than Sark but letting him stay was untenable at this point. Better be 100 percent funded by donor money because otherwise the price tag isn’t worth it.

Well be back here in 3-4 years. Hopefully there’s some better utilization of offensive talent.

Is he really? Seeing how Alabama has adapted should give hope.

Edited January 2, 2021 by PittsburghTiger

[Trutexan78 11]

Dude must give blow jobs in his interviews or something as he’s done nothing to justify his fall upward. Holy Hell, CDC, I thought we were leaving 2020 behind us? This is at best an even swap, but I think it’ll be harder to get rid of Sark after dark than Herman (who was very disliked). Sark’s actually not a thin-skinned prick. Sets UT back another 8 years.

[mdmost 42865]

You poor people thinking Urban Meyer was coming here still after he told us no. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

We just keep going in fucking circles 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

This timing IS HIGHLY SUSPECT for it to be Sark.  I wouldn't be surprised if it is, but I also wouldn't be surprised if Chip was fed some straight running bullshit.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Feldman confirming
 

We’re all proud and impressed with a guy in his 40s, who’s paid very well to act like an adult and not fuck college girls at his place of work.

Good job Sark.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

5 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

FCB is only one reporting its stark right!?

esipn says "targeting sark"

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

This is the best we can do? Just fire CDC already. Sark is 42-33 as a head coach and he's a drunk. Was briles already taken? 

[HiggyBaby 2516]

With this move I am now 100% convinced we will win a national championship before Morehead State.

[Butch Had Not 2940]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Texas football greatest aspiration - we're going to be ok 

Well fuck. I can't continue to be miserable about Texas football until we have results on the field. I will hate him when we lose our first game.

[Zeus 5950]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

this sark news is fucking stupid sark isn't the guy.

according to what? 

The only news coming out of Texas is reporting done by a gang of total fuckheads

[Both Tacos 1805]

And, he's a drunk.  It is possible that he is recovered and all the better for it.  If he was hired, you'd have to think we did a deep dive on that and didn't accept merely his representations of sobriety.

Hahahahahaha

[Vertigo 20267]

Im actually better with this than Brian Kelley. Sark is a recruiting witch who was rumored to be being groomed to take over for Saban. He is a dark horse but the one with the greatest upside not named Urban.

[phdhorn 6224]

I won't drink to that.

[hornmpa96 2598]

If it’s Sark, CDC need to go - He’s already failed at a high profile job

[TwiceHorn 31283]

2 minutes ago, CUM2TX said:

its time to fire CDC. I knew he was an imbecile.

 

2 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Jesus fuck just fire CDC now

I have been assured by people like you that CDC was not in control of this as of several weeks ago.

Fucking make up your minds.

[ztejas 43266]

Everyone needs to take this as a lesson that none of the $9.95ers ever knew shit past the fact that I'm assuming some discussion with Urban was had. Find me one "insider" that thought we would hire Sarkisian or provided any timeline that aligned with this.

[HiggyBaby 2516]

With this move I am now 100% convinced we will win a national championship before Morehead State.