Eat A Dick, Tom Herman, You Turtling Fucking Retard

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

It needed to be said.

[RGBIII 22,798]

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

It needed to be said.

Yes it did. The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid...that ain’t you, you turtle fuck

[NAVY 6,738]

Hot turtle on turtle action 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

I love it 

[CastHorn 794]

Casey is going to air that bitch out next season. He won’t have to run a QB Power either. 

Edited January 2, 2021 by CastHorn

[victory88 5,659]

Fuck you Tom.  Go take your Mensa dumbass to a G5 school.  

[IDIOTsavant 8,445]

1 minute ago, victory88 said:

Fuck you Vodka Tom.  Go take your Mensa dumbass to a G2 school.  

FIFY

Edited January 2, 2021 by IDIOTsavant

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In. 

[Bigbend1812 12,887]

In on page 1.  Fuck you Tom!  

[Laxtonto 11,932]

The most infuriating part of the Turtle Tom era is that after year 2, it became predictable. Almost like it was scripted. Build lead, turtle 2nd q and let inferior team creep back in. Implode 3q, furious mad dash to catch up in 4q. Then either late break by exhausted d, bone head penalty or turnover in the loss or hero ball by Sam and the O for a close win...

Fuck you Turtle Tom, Fuck you!

[Davis Lane 5,553]

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

 

[General Specific 3,233]

Page 1, in.

[Longhornstampede 3,173]

2 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

 

The only thing I'll miss about his time.... totally understand why he did lines off those hammers

[DFW Horn 6,118]

Fuck you, your grill, and your sledgehammer, Turtle

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

Fuck you, your grill, and your sledgehammer, Turtle

What's with the hate?

[tx ind 6,999]

dude looks wrecked from his UH photo and early Texas photo compared to now

Edited January 3, 2021 by tx ind

[NTVTXN 1,432]

44 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

On 1/2/2021 at 1:54 PM, DFW Horn said:

Fuck you, your grill, and your sledgehammer, Turtle

What's with the hate?

No offense, Dude but with a “+55” rating, I’d have scrapped that handle/profile two months ago. 
I’m sure you can get back to +56 within 10 minutes by doing so.😉

[Lymanward 55]

4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

dude looks wrecked from his UH photo and early Texas photo compared to now

4 years and he looks like he’s on the wrong end of one of those meth decline photo series. 

[derpyhorndog 2,554]

In

[Longboard Horn 40,142]

IN B4 CLASSICS!

[Longboard Horn 40,142]

On 1/2/2021 at 1:54 PM, DFW Horn said:

Fuck you, your grill, and your sledgehammer, Turtle

https://i.imgur.com/n4oSqbU.gif

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

On 1/3/2021 at 3:49 AM, Davis Lane said:

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

 

If he fucks like he coaches, she’s a woman in need.

[Horn Dogg 3,808]

Fuck you and all your single score losses mid Major Tom!

[Davis Lane 5,553]

23 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

If he fucks like he coaches, she’s a woman in need.

Maybe she likes taking it into over time and the Turtle turtles so he compensates with his former team?

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

17 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Maybe she likes taking it into over time and the Turtle turtles so he compensates with his former team?

 

He starts fast, gets conservative, and doesn’t get her to the finish line.

[RollLeft 5,040]

 

The evolution of Tom Herman 3,2,1...

[Pam Cummings 9,579]

Firing turtle = winning

 

See Tom? That wasn't so hard.

[TreatyOak 16,150]

Just heard from Rod Babers on 104.9 the Horn

“There was a failure of imagination and lack of common sense during the Tom Herman era.”

 

[jw4381 3,063]

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,349]

The pain lingers. How long since Royal left? Forty five fucking years. Akers, McWilliams, Mackovic, Mack Brown (stuck around way to long), Strong and Herman. Fuck fuck and fuck. If COVID ends up cancelling next season, I say we nuke China. We are fucking due. We're looking at a ten plus year victory train that's gonna stretch across the country. This run will be more amazing than our sixties dominance. Heisman candidates. Blowout victories. Frenzied game weeks. Fourth down plays with championships on the line. Crying Okies, Crying Tide fans. Smiling Hook'ems and Eyes of Texas pissing off everybody else. We'll have at least one Texas/USC type matchup every year. More likely two or three. Three Nat'l Championships in the next decade. We are fucking due.

Edited February 4, 2021 by Irish Wrist Watch

[tantric superman 4,667]

"too" you dirty mick sumbitch.

[Parliament 14,134]

Guys, this hate is burning you up. Let it go. Let it go and move forward. Sark looks like a very good hire. Texas still produces great HS talent. Get those guys, coach them up and kick some butt. Forget Tom Herman ever existed. #hornsup

[thunderlounge 7,758]

Ain’t you got a couch to burn or somethin?

[CowtownHorn 5,126]

On 1/2/2021 at 1:49 PM, Davis Lane said:

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

 

[The Original CaliHorn 66]

8 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Mid 7 at best in my honest opinion. However, she has a nice & possibly artificially augmented rack🤘

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

Fuck you, Tom. I hope you fail when you're back coaching WR's at Cal Lutheran. 

[JFKFC 4,878]

Some people cause happiness wherever they go.

Tom causes happiness whenever he goes. 

[thunderlounge 7,758]

20 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Some people cause happiness wherever they go.

Tom causes happiness whenever he goes. 

Well no, he does make the local coke ring happy when he shows up. That might count. 
 

Other than that, yep. 

[Atticus 3,922]

On 1/2/2021 at 1:49 PM, Davis Lane said:

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

 

Is that you, Kendra?

[Spur08 381]

Is that you, Kendra?

I'm missing something. You're the 3rd person today to allude to some shit between Herman and KS.

[markstanco 12,505]

I'm missing something. You're the 3rd person today to allude to some shit between Herman and KS.

Use the search feature, it is well documented.

Search "herman"

[Spur08 381]

Use the search feature, it is well documented.

Search "herman"

I did earlier on tapa but tapa

[stork642 4,498]

On 1/4/2021 at 6:54 AM, RollLeft said:

 

The evolution of Tom Herman 3,2,1...

You forgot this one. 

Edited February 5, 2021 by stork642

[Blackcat00 759]

Guy aged more than Mack in Austin. 

[Spur08 381]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Use the search feature, it is well documented.

Search "herman"

Ah, so he banged KS and her ex decided to torch him?  I guess

[Cajun 11,675]

On 1/2/2021 at 1:49 PM, Davis Lane said:

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

 

Somebody sign up that Clark Kent/Herman Munster DPS Trooper mashup.

 I bet he'd throw some of our current O-Line members around like a dog with a chew toy.

[Laxtonto 11,932]

It just amazes me how he could fuck up recruiting for 2021 so bad... One more example of why he just wasnt good enough for a big time job like UT

[VoteforHank 117]

My first clue was the stupid piss charts.........

[WhatTheBuck 28,711]

5 hours ago, VoteforHank said:

My first clue was the stupid piss charts.........

Guess who he learned that from. 

[thunderlounge 7,758]

Dion Sanders?