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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

It needed to be said.

Yes it did. The pride and winning tradition of The University of Texas will not be entrusted to the weak or the timid...that ain’t you, you turtle fuck

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The most infuriating part of the Turtle Tom era is that after year 2, it became predictable. Almost like it was scripted. Build lead, turtle 2nd q and let inferior team creep back in. Implode 3q, furious mad dash to catch up in 4q. Then either late break by exhausted d, bone head penalty or turnover in the loss or hero ball by Sam and the O for a close win...

Fuck you Turtle Tom, Fuck you!

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Posted
44 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:
On 1/2/2021 at 1:54 PM, DFW Horn said:
Fuck you, your grill, and your sledgehammer, Turtle
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What's with the hate?

No offense, Dude but with a “+55” rating, I’d have scrapped that handle/profile two months ago. 
I’m sure you can get back to +56 within 10 minutes by doing so.😉

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Posted
4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

dude looks wrecked from his UH photo and early Texas photo compared to now

4 years and he looks like he’s on the wrong end of one of those meth decline photo series. 

Posted
23 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

If he fucks like he coaches, she’s a woman in need.

Maybe she likes taking it into over time and the Turtle turtles so he compensates with his former team?

 

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The pain lingers. How long since Royal left? Forty five fucking years. Akers, McWilliams, Mackovic, Mack Brown (stuck around way to long), Strong and Herman. Fuck fuck and fuck. If COVID ends up cancelling next season, I say we nuke China. We are fucking due. We're looking at a ten plus year victory train that's gonna stretch across the country. This run will be more amazing than our sixties dominance. Heisman candidates. Blowout victories. Frenzied game weeks. Fourth down plays with championships on the line. Crying Okies, Crying Tide fans. Smiling Hook'ems and Eyes of Texas pissing off everybody else. We'll have at least one Texas/USC type matchup every year. More likely two or three. Three Nat'l Championships in the next decade. We are fucking due.

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Posted

Guys, this hate is burning you up. Let it go. Let it go and move forward. Sark looks like a very good hire. Texas still produces great HS talent. Get those guys, coach them up and kick some butt. Forget Tom Herman ever existed. #hornsup

Posted
20 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Some people cause happiness wherever they go.

Tom causes happiness whenever he goes. 


Well no, he does make the local coke ring happy when he shows up. That might count. 
 

Other than that, yep. 

Posted
10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Use the search feature, it is well documented.

Search "herman"

Ah, so he banged KS and her ex decided to torch him?  I guess

Posted
On 1/2/2021 at 1:49 PM, Davis Lane said:

I miss Herman so much already.

So dang hot.

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Somebody sign up that Clark Kent/Herman Munster DPS Trooper mashup.

 I bet he'd throw some of our current O-Line members around like a dog with a chew toy.

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