Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[UncleSonny 6,574]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If he's coaching Safeties then Ash is out because that's his group.

And Muschamp would make a ton of sense. Except there would be no reason to slow-play announcing Muschamp.

 

[bigcigar 1,165]

12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, there's no way we make this hire before we have our DC, right?

 

Bullshit Zach reported first. I saw someone report his Twitter change here first. Surly scooped them again

[conVINCEd 21,473]

Just now, UncleSonny said:

And Muschamp would make a ton of sense. Except there would be no reason to slow-play announcing Muschamp.

 

Idle speculation. Boom might be tricky.  We may want to make it difficult for him to leave for a few years.  

[Hank_Hill 18,902]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

And Muschamp would make a ton of sense. Except there would be no reason to slow-play announcing Muschamp.

 

Someone alluded to SCar buyout things. No idea if that would play a role here 

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't think recruits are looking for tupperware these days.

 

 

And just like that, my BDE was back.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,332]

SIAP, but Gideon was with Muschamp at Auburn and his first year at South Carolina.

[Tex-19 2,885]

Other interesting thing about Gideon is Sark poaching him from his close friend the Lane Train

[Huckleberry 33,118]

I swear to VY that if Blake Gideon trolls everyone by putting "Tip Drill Coordinator" in his updated Twitter bio it will be the first time I've laughed about that play.

[cdain3 3,454]

I can't figure out who is the best dancer here guys.
 

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[Bevo14 8,382]

8 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

And Muschamp would make a ton of sense. Except there would be no reason to slow-play announcing Muschamp.

 

Gideon is a pretty random hire to make this quickly and supplants the current DC already. Does he have a connection to Sark? The only name getting tossed out for DC that would want him maybe is Muschamp.

 

EDIT: I guess there's the Freshwater-Sark connection.

Edited January 5, 2021 by Bevo14

[conVINCEd 21,473]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

Other interesting thing about Gideon is Sark poaching him from his close friend the Lane Train

You really can’t be too upset about a guy going back to his alma mater and most likely getting a pay bump as well.

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

A Bama fan I know said this of Gideon news 

 

“Ooh that's gonna hurt for ole miss”

[Michael Knight 12,997]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

People keep bringing up the same position coaches but cycling through DCs, which is back-asswards to how a coaching search would actually go. 

That probably only works with a guy like Arnett who isn't attached to his assistants and would be happy to have some heavy hitting recruiters on his side of the ball.

Guessing Sark has guys he wants and already has agreements with and is looking for the DC that will accept them. Likely why Muschamp and Odom would be a no because they are experienced enough to believe in the guys they want with them.

[Tonesky 960]

12 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

This site is going to go ape shit the first time a safety drops an INT.

Death, taxes, and Surly....

[Huckleberry 33,118]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Guessing Sark has guys he wants and already has agreements with and is looking for the DC that will accept them. Likely why Muschamp and Odom would be a no because they are experienced enough to believe in the guys they want with them.

Blake Gideon has been at three different places with Will Muschamp, and some people reported that Steve Sarkisian had turned Texas down right before he didn't.

Just sayin'.

[RGBIII 22,840]

25 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, there's no way we make this hire before we have our DC, right?

 

Safeties...thanks for the year Ash. I do not think Muschamp is dead yet folks. Only reason to slow play could be buyout reasons? 

[hobbs 243]

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Guessing Sark has guys he wants and already has agreements with and is looking for the DC that will accept them. Likely why Muschamp and Odom would be a no because they are experienced enough to believe in the guys they want with them.

I guess that could be the case, but I sure hope not.  Seems like an ass backwards way to get a good DC.

Edited January 5, 2021 by hobbs

[satyanash 14,642]

what does this mean?

[Hank_Hill 18,902]

Just now, satyanash said:

what does this mean?

Gideon and Muschamp do butt stuff?

[Huckleberry 33,118]

Just now, satyanash said:

what does this mean?

I think Nahlin is saying that Gideon is the batteries and that we the fans opened the batteries before we opened the present they go in (the defensive coordinator).

[WBT 20,676]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

And when he does contribute to a Texas national championship his next Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity is on me.

*Moons over My Hammy

[Sal 1,088]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I think Nahlin is saying that Gideon is the batteries and that we the fans opened the batteries before we opened the present they go in (the defensive coordinator).

Rare example of an old translating something for the millennials 

[closetohumping 17,484]

4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

what does this mean?

Means business about to pick up

[texifornia 57,192]

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A Bama fan I know said this of Gideon news 

 

“Ooh that's gonna hurt for ole miss”

I"m sorry I was informed that Blake Gideon was a bad, untested hire, and we're all butt chugging koolaid if we think it's good.

[conVINCEd 21,473]

Did Mrs. Muschamp enjoy her time in Austin?

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Gideon and Muschamp do butt stuff?

Definitely a vibrator for Candy once we start butt fucking Jimbo

[Rockwell Torrey 1,303]

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Did Mrs. Muschamp enjoy her time in Austin?

She loved it.  It was something highlighted when he was named HCIW.  

[conVINCEd 21,473]

Just now, Rockwell Torrey said:

She loved it.  It was something highlighted when he was named HCIW.  

Good.  Thought the nanny thing might have left a bad taste.

[TexasEx 1,667]

Gabe from TFB thinks we're in a bidding war for Will. 

https://twitter.com/Gabe_TFB/status/1346574748944363520?s=20

Edited January 5, 2021 by TexasEx

[HOOKEM4 5,044]

DC has to be done in my completely outsider view.

Meaning we think our offer is an offer he can't refuse...

 

Edited January 5, 2021 by HOOKEM4

[HenryJames 66,192]

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Did Mrs. Muschamp enjoy her time in Austin?

She still visits friends here.

[Don Hornleone 530]

If you trust in Muschamp, how do you not trust in Gideon? He threw this borderline 3 star out to the wolves as a true freshman, giving him responsibility to make secondary calls. Say what you want about the guys physical abilities, but he was obviously well equipped when it came to football acumen.

[RandomIdoit 657]

42 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

https://footballscoop.com/news/sources-blake-gideon-to-join-texas-staff/

[Majorcholas 508]

If it’s not boom, I would rather just keep ash.

Edited January 5, 2021 by Majorcholas

[satyanash 14,642]

 

[HOOKEM4 5,044]

[Newy25 7,703]

It sounds like the situation is definitely fluid. At minimum the Muschamp news means we are committed to a legit staff. 

[ClubWhatever 12,159]

Just now, satyanash said:

 

I did not KNOW that

[Droopy 2,626]

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Did Mrs. Muschamp enjoy her time in Austin?

 

1 minute ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

She loved it.  It was something highlighted when he was named HCIW.  

Maybe this is just the longest of games? Muschamp comes back to Texas and after Sark has gotten us to the promised land, Muschamp finally takes his HCIW tag off for the gig Brown groomed him for all those years ago. 

Time is a flat circle <insert>Rust Cole .gif<insert>

[GeoffE 37]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Next he's gonna remind everyone that Colt and Jordan's dad's were roommates and Sydmill Harris speaks a thousand languages.

Edited January 5, 2021 by GeoffE
spelling error

[pops 7,007]

So...it's piss?

[Tex Pete 20,553]

1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

9.95ers convinced us that Herman's Mickey Mouse crew was full of rising stars too.

They didn't convince me of that. Sark's DC hire will tell the tale here.

[Beer Drinker 620]

16 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

If you trust in Muschamp, how do you not trust in Gideon? He threw this borderline 3 star out to the wolves as a true freshman, giving him responsibility to make secondary calls. Say what you want about the guys physical abilities, but he was obviously well equipped when it came to football acumen.

Having Earl Thomas beside you helped too

Edited January 5, 2021 by Beer Drinker

[nineliveslost 2,800]

43 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 

Dear lord ...

i bet her shit is even pretty

[Laxtonto 12,136]

Did Josh Brown just out that he is the football brainiacs source? Now he is playing damage control is my guess...

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

9 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

If you trust in Muschamp, how do you not trust in Gideon? He threw this borderline 3 star out to the wolves as a true freshman, giving him responsibility to make secondary calls. Say what you want about the guys physical abilities, but he was obviously well equipped when it came to football acumen.

No shit idiot, he was a coach on the field type and his father was a coach. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,332]

Someone posted on another site Carrington is now following Colbert and Raymond.

[Skyline 325]

10 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Gabe from TFB thinks we're in a bidding war for Will. 

https://twitter.com/Gabe_TFB/status/1346574748944363520?s=20

Gabe does their X's and O's content, I'd be surprised if he had any actual insight. 

[BurntOrange&White 40,050]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Someone posted on another site Carrington is now following Colbert and Raymond.

I think he’s been following them. Does Twitter on mobile sort follows/followers by most recent?

[satyanash 14,642]

3 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

Having Earl thomas beside you helped too

He's also responsible for this badass picture