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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT
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Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Mobile doesn’t list them by most recent first. Uses an algorithm to list them with the ones most likely to be of interest to you at the top. 

His most recent follows don't have any relation to Texas

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Those are his actual most recent follows (assuming the ones at the top are most recent when on a browser). The follow below Baker is Miles Garrett, so Tosh to the Browns confirmed I guess. 

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That Nahlin post about batteries sums up everything that is wrong about those guys. He doesn’t know shit so he is making it sound like he does while trying to be clever. Maybe he can have Jesus Shuttlefuck write another incorrect update about who the next DC will be. 

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From Football Scoop:

Sarkisian’s quickly assembling a staunch Texas staff, including a key addition Tuesday morning, and he’s got multiple high-profile defensive coordinator candidates in the mix — including Odom, Tosh Lupoi and others. Per a source with direct knowledge, Sarkisian would prefer to make his defensive coordinator hire after Alabama faces Ohio State Monday night in the College Football Playoffs championship; however, he might need to pull the trigger soon to secure his target.

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/star-defensive-coaches-coordinator-openings-dominating-coaching-cycle/

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2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Football Scoop:

Sarkisian’s quickly assembling a staunch Texas staff, including a key addition Tuesday morning, and he’s got multiple high-profile defensive coordinator candidates in the mix — including Odom, Tosh Lupoi and others. Per a source with direct knowledge, Sarkisian would prefer to make his defensive coordinator hire after Alabama faces Ohio State Monday night in the College Football Playoffs championship; however, he might need to pull the trigger soon to secure his target.

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/star-defensive-coaches-coordinator-openings-dominating-coaching-cycle/

As much as I'd like to have Tosh Lupoi the recruiter, I do not want Tosh Lupoi the DC. Fuck that. Now, if he's co-DC so he can have a bigger salary and title, have at it. 

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4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Question regarding Boom- he likely just got a buyout that had offset clauses in it. Why would it be a bidding war? It wouldn’t seem that would net him any more money. Isn’t this just about what he wants to do? 

someone at the beginning of the thread said that South Carolina gave him a dumb contract, but yeah maybe not and it's just about seeing his kid play or something.

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5 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

Even if he tackled him, Tech had a timeout and would have had a chip shot field goal. 

They had a walkon  kicker who won the job by winning a contest at halftime of one of their games.  It was worth making him kick it.

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7 minutes ago, Viper said:

someone at the beginning of the thread said that South Carolina gave him a dumb contract, but yeah maybe not and it's just about seeing his kid play or something.

This is correct - Muschamp's renegotiated contract does not contain any offset language.  Apparently he is not the only one - there are a few FBS coaches without offsets.  They might all be Sexton clients.

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7 hours ago, JPETERMAN said:

Wonder if Saban told Banks he was now the next in line for when he retired and that he'd groom him.  Kind of makes sense as to why we'd hear that he was likely coming, and then all of a sudden he isn't.  


I don't think any way Saban retires at the end of this year or else Sark would have stayed.  But he can't coach forever.  So dangling that carrot would definitely make Banks reconsider if he was planning on coming originally.

Or, we’re really good at getting coaches pay increases at their current jobs.

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3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is correct - Muschamp's renegotiated contract does not contain any offset language.  Apparently he is not the only one - there are a few FBS coaches without offsets.  They might all be Sexton clients.

I was reading an article earlier that South Carolina and Muschamp are still negotiating his buyout. Trying to reduce it somehow?

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11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This is correct - Muschamp's renegotiated contract does not contain any offset language.  Apparently he is not the only one - there are a few FBS coaches without offsets.  They might all be Sexton clients.

 

24 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Question regarding Boom- he likely just got a buyout that had offset clauses in it. Why would it be a bidding war? It wouldn’t seem that would net him any more money. Isn’t this just about what he wants to do? 

Story published earlier said that Boom's buyout is to be paid over 3 years, and both he and SCAR want to reach a full cash settlement, and are negotiating that now. 

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Its nice to see Sark's coaching staff thread embracing the classic traditions here like penis-footed longpenishorns. Pleasant change from the Charlie and Herman threads that cut ties with the past.

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1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Its nice to see Sark's coaching staff thread embracing the classic traditions here like penis-footed longpenishorns. Pleasant change from the Charlie and Herman threads that cut ties with the past.

If a dipshit AD comes after us for surly and we have to migrate again....I vote for longpenishorns.com

 

 

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