Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[immamac 42839]

11 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Great choice on the ECBP.  Which batch?

4117

[GeoffE 37]

 Mason close to joining Harsin at Auburn. 
 

 

[TexMexBuddha 987]

From Cal on Becton

https://writeforcalifornia.com/p/cal-strength-coach-torre-becton-expected?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=copy

[mr. sunshine 2824]

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 

You sure have pretty fingernails ma’am 

[immamac 42839]

All natural. 

[FloridaHorn 4754]

3 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

You sure have pretty fingernails ma’am 

 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

All natural. 

I thought for sure they were Lee Press Ons. 

[campcrunk 2448]

11 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

From Cal on Becton

https://writeforcalifornia.com/p/cal-strength-coach-torre-becton-expected?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=copy
 

Per the comments, the only two people who actually pay attention to Cal football seem to like him. That's a good sign, right?

[Machinator 32099]

@berlinerbaer tell us about Torre.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

4117

Not Barrel Proof but enjoying this tonight

 

[boilerhorn 1375]

25 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

 Mason close to joining Harsin at Auburn. 
 

 

Collective IQ of both Vandy and Auburn will go up.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

30 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

 Mason close to joining Harsin at Auburn. 
 

 

Based on recent experience, Mason could be the ST coach.

[Bear19 82]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

not what again?  me being unequivocally correct?

“My”

[IBuryPaul 273]

51 minutes ago, texifornia said:

GBH posts that every year on the anniversary. And we deserve it.

I know everyone else knows the answer to this but can I just show my ignorance, who was this specimen of a super hero?

[RGBIII 22840]

TFB confirmed Becton as well

[CHIEF 5080]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I was gonna do the right thing and post this in this thread instead of the shit I've cooked lately thread. #BDE 

Nice scallops. Didn't settle for Day Boat, I see. You baller, you.

CHIEF

[Newy25 7668]

IT is reporting Florida is talking to Ash. I guess we have our answer on that one. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

From Nahlin:

#24

Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.

It would be a really good hire. I think Ash would advise against having Donovan Stiner in man coverage on Denzel Mims.

[markstanco 12574]

https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/torre-becton/4135
 
Was Sarks S&C at Washington...seems like a done deal

What is his salary compared to other S&C coaches around the country?

Also, who else is bidding for him this offseason?

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, markstanco said:

What is his salary compared to other S&C coaches around the country?

Also, who else is bidding for him this offseason?

https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/salaries/football/strength

[Elmer_Fudd 22213]

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

Edited January 7, 2021 by Elmer_Fudd

[ClubWhatever 12129]

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Nahlin:

#24

Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.

It would be a really good hire. I think Ash would advise against having Donovan Stiner in man coverage on Denzel Mims.

Gator fans, welcome to the Juwan Mitchell experience. 

[Poolflood 845]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

I mean, if we can’t get excited about #TexasFlood who the fuck can we get excited about...?

I'm in

[markstanco 12574]

https://sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/salaries/football/strength

So #4 in the pac 12 is what he is thought of.

[Machinator 32099]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

Not sure he's going to be hireable with the investigations.

Edited January 7, 2021 by Machinator

[ClubWhatever 12129]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

https://youtu.be/Dgmk_fHguMk

 

[thunderlounge 7816]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

Right. It's funny enough, but the idiots aren't the same across all longhorn boards. This isn't 247. Anyone who wants to claim they weren't excited about Wickline, for good reason after watching him work alchemy at Okie State for years, is full of shit. The Mattox guy actually is an excellent OL coach and the enthusiasm was justified when he came in. There isn't a poster worth acknowledging that looked at Derek fucking Warehime and wanted to go Jenna Loves Rocco about him. It's a lazy claim. 

If you can't get excited about Flood as an OLC, then you're: 1) too cynical to be saved or 2) don't know what you're watching when you watch CFB and Bama or 3) you don't watch CFB or Bama. Does that mean he'll be amazing here? No one can predict the future. Wickline sucked here. But I'll take my chances. 

Wick, certainly. Mattox, yes, but not super excitement. Warehime? Yeah, no. 
 

Let’s not forget the broad discontent with...

 

Shawn. Fucking. Watson. 
 

 

Oh fuck that was a kick in the nuts on Christmas. 

[Newy25 7668]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

That’s an obvious choice if the timing works out. He’s a Saban disciple like Boom. 

[Hank_Hill 18803]

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So #4 in the pac 12 is what he is thought of.

Might come as a shock but Cal spends less/cares less about football than Oregon, USC, Udub, etc.

[dcar00 14181]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Might come as a shock but Cal spends less/cares less about football than Oregon, USC, Udub, etc.

you don't say...

[USMCHorn 1369]

Coach Torre Becton vid

Edited January 7, 2021 by USMCHorn

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

The LSU boards mentioned Freeman arriving in BR this afternoon so when looking at the flight I noticed that plane was in Austin this morning for a few hours. PS he is a LB coach by trade so the Raymond dream could still be alive. 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/DPJ900/history/20210106/2045Z/KLUK/KBTR

[markstanco 12574]

Might come as a shock but Cal spends less/cares less about football than Oregon, USC, Udub, etc.

I cant think of a p12 school that cares less than cal. Not one.

He seems overpaid at #4.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The LSU boards mentioned Freeman arriving in BR this afternoon so when looking at the flight I noticed that plane was in Austin this morning for a few hours. PS he is a LB coach by trade so the Raymond dream could still be alive. 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/DPJ900/history/20210106/2045Z/KLUK/KBTR

You flight tracking son of a bitch.  Nice work.

[RGBIII 22840]

14 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That’s an obvious choice if the timing works out. He’s a Saban disciple like Boom. 

Oh and bags on bags on bags

[Hank_Hill 18803]

6 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The LSU boards mentioned Freeman arriving in BR this afternoon so when looking at the flight I noticed that plane was in Austin this morning for a few hours. PS he is a LB coach by trade so the Raymond dream could still be alive. 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/DPJ900/history/20210106/2045Z/KLUK/KBTR

Is Sark in Austin though?

[Rockwell Torrey 1280]

59 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Per the comments, the only two people who actually pay attention to Cal football seem to like him. That's a good sign, right?

Most of Cal's die hard football boards are in Mandarin.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is Sark in Austin though?

Guessing he has an offer or close to it and wants to see Austin in person or talk to CDC. 

[closetohumping 17439]

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Guessing he has an offer or close to it and wants to see Austin in person or talk to CDC. 

Freeman?  I'd be alright with this hire.

[JPETERMAN 111]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Mattox guy actually is an excellent OL coach and the enthusiasm was justified when he came in.

Was there enthusiasm when he came in?  I don't honestly recall or know any better.  But, I didn't think anyone even knew who the hell Gilbert was, let alone his +1, Mattox (despite having to send the entire admin department to try to entice them to come).  I mean moving on from Wickline was a blessing at the time since that was such a cluster, but I can't remember any genuine excitement over Mattox when we hired him.    He may well have turned out to be a good coach, I just don't recall excitement at the time over him. 

In any case, night and day between that moment and now.  Sark wasn't the home run hire that many of us wanted as HC, but that must have been our low-point when we had to beg for assistants from Tulsa to come coach for us.  This staff (without even knowing all the final pieces yet) compared to the previous two will give us a much better shot. 

[futureman 22453]

33 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If Pruitt gets the axe at Tennessee what about going after him for DC?

27 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That’s an obvious choice if the timing works out. He’s a Saban disciple like Boom. 

pruitt is braindead trash.  newy you are fucking moron. 

[texifornia 56918]

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I cant think of a p12 school that cares less than cal. Not one.

He seems overpaid at #4.

Neck and neck with UCLA. The UC academic admin overall and at each campus haaaates football.

[GTX Horn 1708]

I’m completely ignorant regarding Cincy football....is Fickell involved in the defense at all or is Freeman completely in control of that defense?

[TommyGufano 6021]

45 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Nahlin:

#24

Florida is looking at Chris Ash for co-DC to pair with Todd Grantham.

It would be a really good hire. I think Ash would advise against having Donovan Stiner in man coverage on Denzel Mims.

The NYJ receiver? That is bad game planning 

[markstanco 12574]

Most of Cal's die hard football boards are in Mandarin.

Sortaracist.gif

[markstanco 12574]

Neck and neck with UCLA. The UC academic admin overall and at each campus haaaates football.

I cant speak for the other g5s, but for ucla to hate football and money is odd.

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]

30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The LSU boards mentioned Freeman arriving in BR this afternoon so when looking at the flight I noticed that plane was in Austin this morning for a few hours. PS he is a LB coach by trade so the Raymond dream could still be alive. 

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/DPJ900/history/20210106/2045Z/KLUK/KBTR

Tbh I'd rather have Hutzler than the tiny chance at Raymond

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Tbh I'd rather have Hutzler than the tiny chance at Raymond

Theoretically since some of these dreams haven't officially died:

Co-DC/Inside LB Freeman 

Co-DC/Outside LB Hutzler

Associate HC/DL Lupoi

Cornerbacks Raymond 

Safeties/Special Teams Gideon

 

[LTtxfan 49173]

26 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Tbh I'd rather have Hutzler than the tiny chance at Raymond

 

[Duane Moore 5237]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Umm excuse you...terrible recruiter? Not according to this poster

 

 

Lol, that never gets old. I’m old enough to remember when there was this Gator fan on the Swamp Gas board who would write fan fiction about Spurrier. 

[RGBIII 22840]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Lol, that never gets old. I’m old enough to remember when there was this Gator fan on the Swamp Gas board who would write fan fiction about Spurrier. 

Ya I need to see this now