Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

9 minutes ago, jinx said:

It doesn’t already exist?

I think immamac is only wanting big dick energy and shut them down

[USNALonghorn 5078]

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

I lived up North growing up...tOSU t-shirt fans are the absolute scum of the fucking Earth. 

Might be pulling for Bama solely because of that.

[NTVTXN 1432]

6 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

I lived up North growing up...tOSU t-shirt fans are the absolute scum of the fucking Earth. 

First, T&P for you having to ever live up North (JK...kinda😉). Second, I agree with you on this.  I didn’t make it to the ‘05 game , in the Shoe...AT NIGHT! But I did have friends who went and told similar stories of the raucousness. I did however make it to the ‘06 game, down here in God’s Country. I was pleasantly surprised at the behavior of the tOSU fandom I encountered.  It just goes to show you, that MOST of the idiots are the “fans” who likely don’t travel...for one reason or another.  (Like they can’t leave the state jurisdiction)

[tx ind 7013]

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

Look at that O-Line work. That's what we need again.

Let your nuts hang

[Druggist 303]

Can’t ever root for OSU.  After the game in 2005, I had one guy run by and punch me in the face (shitty punch, glanced off and didn’t leave a mark).  Then as I walked by myself to meet up with my ride, I kept my hands in my pockets as multiple assholes got in my face trying to get me to fight them.  Fuck them.  I hope they never win it all again.  
I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

[Rockwell Torrey 1293]

1 hour ago, D3zii said:

Exactly...Give Raymond the DB coach tams make Gideon the Asst and let him learn and develop even more 

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

Edited January 8, 2021 by Rockwell Torrey

[NTVTXN 1432]

2 minutes ago, Druggist said:

I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

Holy moly- tech fans are THE worst in the state. I was at this game, too!  
No lie; I had a an old woman IN A WHEELCHAIR dog cuss me as I walking out of the stadium!  
I didn’t say a damn thing to her. Just kept walking.  And was like, “what the...?”

[The Earl of Texas 3152]

7 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

the ‘06 game, down here in God’s Country. I was pleasantly surprised at the behavior of the tOSU fandom I encountered.  It just goes to show you, that MOST of the idiots are the “fans” who likely don’t travel

This. 2006 was a downright decent event.

[Pato del Muerto 52531]

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

[Bevo 13582]

1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

This. 2006 was a downright decent event.

2005 was much more fun.

[Brothahorn 10087]

5 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

Great screen name. 

[closetohumping 17453]

The TE coach is usually a rainmaker.   That’s not Gideon right now

[cafe society 2872]

A former colleague  who is Latino went to Columbus and said on the walk to the Horseshoe the townies were shouting racist shit the entire way.  One guy called him a Sp*k, and my colleague replied, "The preferred nomenclature is beaner."  He said that stunned them and shut them up.

[gmr548 16584]

Tim Beck's Awful

This one is the winner folks. Thanks for playing.

[TornACL 7721]

12 minutes ago, Druggist said:

Can’t ever root for OSU.  After the game in 2005, I had one guy run by and punch me in the face (shitty punch, glanced off and didn’t leave a mark).  Then as I walked by myself to meet up with my ride, I kept my hands in my pockets as multiple assholes got in my face trying to get me to fight them.  Fuck them.  I hope they never win it all again.  
I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

The Columbus cops told us we needed to get lost asap shortly after the game had ended. I asked them what the hell are we doing wrong, and one cop told us, nothing, that it's for our own safety. 

He wasn't wrong. 

[WBT 20634]

39 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Ohio State is the worst fan base I’ve come across and it’s not close. Got a beer bottle thrown at me, landed pretty close, told the guy “hey if you were playing QB tonight y’all might’ve won”. Avoided most of the ugliness myself but saw plenty.

It's funny how the buckeye revisionist history is they would have won if they played Troy Smith more.  He couldn't hit the broadside of a barn that night.  5/11 and we dropped two picks.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Funny.  Didn't papa Brock think Boulware was a great hire. 

That's the other thing this staff member said.  Papa Brock asked why they hired Boulware because he said Boulware was an idiot and he hated him.

[HenryJames 66133]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

That's the other thing this staff member said.  Papa Brock asked why they hired Boulware because he said Boulware was an idiot and he hated him.

Pretty sure Papa Brock is more hated than Boulware.

[NTVTXN 1432]

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

2005 was much more fun.

I’d imagine it was for many reasons.

It’s still one of my biggest “misses” in respect to UT games.  I REALLY wish I’d gone to this one.  
I was hoping to make up for it by going to the LSU game this year, but Covid had other plans.  And hell, given Turtle Tom they’d have probably ended on the wrong side of that contest anyway.

Thanks, Turtle!

[Rip76 4946]

1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

pops made gumbo for dinner tonight so I think it’s safe to say we definitely are getting Raymond

She did?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Pretty sure Papa Brock is more hated than Boulware.

The UT staff thought hiring Boulware would help with the Brocks.  This was when they were leaning our way.  Brock told the staff Boulware is an idiot and he hated him.

[Bevo14 8351]

20 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Gideon - Special Teams Coach and Tip Drill Coordinator

Never thought about it before but "tip drill" is kinda an oxymoron

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Never thought about it before but "tip drill" is kinda an oxymoron

So, you never told your GF you needed to practice the tip drill? 
 

[HenryJames 66133]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

The UT staff thought hiring Boulware would help with the Brocks.  This was when they were leaning our way.  Brock told the staff Boulware is an idiot and he hated him.

Brock kept moving the fucking goalposts for what Texas needed to provide because he’s a whiny fucking cunt. 

[Bevo14 8351]

Just now, NTVTXN said:

So, you never told your GF you needed to practice the tip drill? 
 

Nope. I'll try it next week and get back to you. 

[BigHornedLurker 1954]

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Never thought about it before but "tip drill" is kinda an oxymoron

If your drill is blunt, its probably a hammer. 

[Dbeasy 15073]

Road game city talk not going away

[immamac 42872]

 

 

[RGBIII 22840]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Brock kept moving the fucking goalposts for what Texas needed to provide because he’s a whiny fucking cunt. 

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

[BornAndRaised 12299]

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. 

[markstanco 12585]

Can’t ever root for OSU.  After the game in 2005, I had one guy run by and punch me in the face (shitty punch, glanced off and didn’t leave a mark).  Then as I walked by myself to meet up with my ride, I kept my hands in my pockets as multiple assholes got in my face trying to get me to fight them.  Fuck them.  I hope they never win it all again.  
I never thought the Tech crowd after the game in 98 would be topped for worst fan experience, but I was very wrong.

I was at the Rose bowl vs michigan. My (now) wife and i went alone, and pre partied with about 10ish Michigan fans parked next to us. They were awesome. Also, post game, we were parked on the golf course way up north and knew it would take some time to get out. Partied with them some more.

Michigan fans, from my brief encounter, seem like actual humans.

[Radical Larry 28650]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

 

 

Probably just today's Surly recap. 

[immamac 42872]

This thread is much slower than the Urban thread. I doubt it gets to 1000

[Enchubben 5510]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole

Dude...Jeff Banks and his gf are not coming here. 

[Bevo14 8351]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

Do you even have to ask?

[Radical Larry 28650]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread is much slower than the Urban thread. I doubt it gets to 1000

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12474]

2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Look at that O-Line work. That's what we need again.

In fairness to every OL at Texas since, it's a lot easier to play OL when the DL knows that, if they don't contain, your QB is going to take it 60 years for a TD.

[Huckleberry 33037]

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

In fairness to every OL at Texas since, it's a lot easier to play OL when the DL knows that, if they don't contain, your QB is going to take it 60 years for a TD.

[Alien Octopus 553]

36 minutes ago, cafe society said:

A former colleague  who is Latino went to Columbus and said on the walk to the Horseshoe the townies were shouting racist shit the entire way.  One guy called him a Sp*k, and my colleague replied, "The preferred nomenclature is beaner."  He said that stunned them and shut them up.

So he was a hispanik?

[TommyGufano 6021]

29 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

That's the other thing this staff member said.  Papa Brock asked why they hired Boulware because he said Boulware was an idiot and he hated him.

 

Luke must have twisted his arm to fire off this tweet

[Alien Octopus 553]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

Careful now, some Cock sniff on here will tell you that the Brocks don’t owe you anything and they miiiiiiiiiight come back here, if not for your post. And then three other dumbfucks will pile on.  

I’m with you, hope the Brocks get grey shirted.

[NTVTXN 1432]

8 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

This. Blake can choke on his own dick for all I care. 

Hell, if one could do this you’d never leave the house!

[RGBIII 22840]

19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Anything interesting or new in here by Jabba?
 

 

not unless little Debbie came up with a new snack cake. I touched on it in my 995er article but OB is FUCKED. They are disliked by the BMDs (unlike IT), they aren’t a mouth piece for CDC (like 247) they are struggling more than ketch struggles with his sugar levels. They hitched their wagon to Herman and Herman alone just like 247 hitched their wagon to CDC alone. This will never play out well in the long run, even FCB being “first” with all this coaching stuff directly from CDC, you need to hitch your wagon to the shit that’s gonna last and OB did that worse than any 995er I’ve ever seen

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

21 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

The one thing that I hate more than anything else is that that stupid helicopter parent mother fucker was right about Herman in the end. That said he will always be a cunt, I don’t care how much I dislike the head coach, my kids are going to Texas. Tom Herman could shove my grandfathers T ring up a strippers asshole while shitting on his grave and my kids would still go to fucking Texas. FUCK.THE.BROCKS. Wouldn’t take them even if they wanted to transfer here

[IDIOTsavant 8499]

7 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Hell, if one could do this you’d never leave the house!

Yeah, because of the back pain.

[jinx 2635]

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Yeah, the conference scheduled hasn't been released yet so those won't be back to back to back.  But also don't be a bitch.

Still smiling. @THUJONE is a modern Picasso 

[Getafix 28685]

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

not unless little Debbie came up with a new snack cake. I touched on it in my 995er article but OB is FUCKED. They are disliked by the BMDs (unlike IT), they aren’t a mouth piece for CDC (like 247) they are struggling more than ketch struggles with his sugar levels. They hitched their wagon to Herman and Herman alone just like 247 hitched their wagon to CDC alone. This will never play out well in the long run, even FCB being “first” with all this coaching stuff directly from CDC, you need to hitch your wagon to the shit that’s gonna last and OB did that worse than any 995er I’ve ever seen

 

Aren't they - supposedly - still the largest by subscriber base?

[The Gimp 346]

19 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Careful now, some Cock sniff on here will tell you that the Brocks don’t owe you anything and they miiiiiiiiiight come back here, if not for your post. And then three other dumbfucks will pile on.  

I’m with you, hope the Brocks get grey shirted.

I’m hoping Saban hangs it up if he wins it all this year and Strong gets handed the gig.