Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Getafix 28565]

26 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Eh she has nice cans. One redeeming quality. 

 

It may be redeeming that she has boobs;  it would be far more so if she weren't one.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

Reading this thread gave me flashbacks to teaching English in Cambodia. What is wrong with some of you?

[nycHorn 2995]

Reading this thread gave me flashbacks to teaching English in Cambodia. What is wrong with some of you?

[Vertigo 20276]

51 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

That’s soft serve.

Not for long.

[CobbInLimbo 132]

21 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Take all that shit to HornHub, we've got uninformed football news to talk about.

Edited January 10, 2021 by CobbInLimbo
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[Bevo 13567]

[South Austin 52454]

[Butch Had Not 2969]

10 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

It may be redeeming that she has boobs;  it would be far more so if she weren't one.

Give me her boobs over ketch's.

[FloridaHorn 4753]

49 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

The numbers don’t add up. You can’t have 6 on D because we have 5 assistants on O. 

Well if we are gonna drop bags and pay trainers we might as well try and have too many coaches.

[texifornia 56863]

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

At this point, it’s pretty obvious it’s going to be Goulding.  He’s close to Bo Davis.  Davis is the guy that recommended him to Saban.  He probably knows he’s on his way out at Bama.  If Davis is the D-line coach, probably because Goulding is the DC.  Is this what it’s looking like right now? 

DC- Goulding 

DL- Davis

LB- Huztler or unknown at this point.

DB:  Joeseph/Gideon.

If this is what we end up with, I’ll give it a B- and be over underwhelmed after CDC saying he’s excited about the staff.  We need a heavy hitter recruiter like Lupoi or Raymond on defense.  

A) no Hutzler, he's 95% going to Ole Miss.

B)  that's not a B-. Golding isnt my favorite choice, but that's a better defensive staff than pretty much any school in the country except for the Playoff perennials, especially with Davis as the DL coach.

Edited January 10, 2021 by texifornia

[HenryJames 66038]

28 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Texas: the dumping ground for Alabama coaches who almost stood in the way of a 13-0 SEC championship season.  

Imagine how good Bama would have been without these slapdicks.

[RollLeft 5040]

45 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Eh she has nice cans. One redeeming quality. 

meh, her aging rat face makes me look away before i even notice.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

This guy hasn't had really good vanilla ice cream 

I hear Major Applewhite is a big fan of Amy's Mexican Vanilla

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

16 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Wonder if those stats might have been helped by games vs Rice, Wyoming and Florida Atlantic?

I wonder if they were hurt by being on the field constantly in poor field position after our own offense shit itself. 

Every team has patsies on the schedule. Not every team is forced to support a bottom quartile offense in CFB averaging a smooth 2-3 turnovers per game. 

And that doesn’t count being forced to try unsound thing to make something happen to get the ball back late in games. That’s verbatim from Muschamp after the the loss to UCLA who’s loss you are no doubt referencing with the pistol offense BS. 

Teams struggling to defend the run give a lot more than 130 some odd yards a game. For reference please note half the UT defenses from the last decade. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

A) no Hutzler, he's 95% going to Ole Miss.

B)  that's not a B-. Golding isnt my favorite choice, hat's a better defensive staff than pretty much any school in the country except for the Playoff perennials, especially with Davis as the DL coach.

Plus Davis is a damn good recruiter (and a former North Shore coach) and Joseph is good for east Texas and Louisiana. 

[futureman 22444]

[Hank_Hill 18793]

Bluebell is overrated water based garbage.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bluebell is overrated water based garbage.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

[Hank_Hill 18793]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

You like milk flavored ice because they’re from Texas. It’s ok. That said their vanilla is passable for me due to nostalgia.

[RollLeft 5040]

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bluebell is overrated water based aggie garbage, except their home made vanilla

fify

[HenryJames 66038]

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bluebell is overrated water based garbage.

I read that in Hank Hill’s voice.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

 

[Nicole44 22058]

Final ice cream offering:

 

Edited January 10, 2021 by Nicole44

[Vertigo 20276]

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Plus Davis is a damn good recruiter (and a former North Shore coach) and Joseph is good for east Texas and Louisiana. 

True, but i still think we need a Raymond and Banks/Simmons type of recruiter on each side. That is the missing piece.

[Vertigo 20276]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Final ice cream offering:

 

I like that one.

[Post Oak 20208]

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bluebell is overrated water based garbage.

One thing I learned about myself after swearing off BB for life is that it opens up your options to so many better ice creams 

They have done a remarkable job marketing themselves as great ice cream.  Texans have been hoodwinked.

[Texasrocks 2134]

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bluebell is overrated water based garbage.

It's not garbage, but it's on par with most of what you can get at a grocery store. I lived outside of Texas for 20 years before moving back a couple of years ago. I was looking forward to trying Bluebell again and was disappointed.

[Getafix 28565]

29 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Give me her boobs over ketch's.

 

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

Surely has the equivalent of Godwin’s Law that except every discussion doesn’t end in a discussion about Hitler but food.

 

[futureman 22444]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Final ice cream offering:

 

that stuff is garbage

[Nicole44 22058]

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I like that one.

It’s so good. And a scoop of that with Amy’s Mexican Vanilla over my mom’s peach cobbler and it’s the best dessert ever. But I digress...

the staff so far as assembled looks good and very fired up. Obviously, DC is a huge deal and I really like Arnett but I am trying to keep an open mind. It’s not like I have much choice. 

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

1 minute ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Surely has the equivalent of Godwin’s Law that except every discussion doesn’t end in a discussion about Hitler but food.

 

I don’t want to say blue bell’s management is hitler, but it’s definitely like hitler.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He coached DB/Safeties before he got to Alabama. Also - Alabama DB coach Karl Scott is a Golding guy who worked with him at Southeastern and Tusculum before being hired to be a part of Golding’s staff at Alabama. If Golding is the hire and is bringing a coach with him - I’d expect it to be Scott. 

Karl Scott you say? 

[closetohumping 17435]

You fools will be lukewarm in a name until there’s a sign he maybe off the table.  See Wiggins and Arnett

[Wulaw Horn 19068]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

People who enjoy vanilla ice cream think missionary sex is getting “adventurous “

Missionary is the best position. There I will say it as an unpopular opinion.  It shouldn’t be the only position, but it’s great. Vanilla ice cream is a great base- as long as you are adding something to it. Workmanlike. Coach on the field. Boring AF by itself. Delightful on a banana with whipped cream, cherries and some caramel and/or chocolate sauce 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

[Gut Wagon 8065]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Goulding coaches LBs so no Hutzler at LB. maybe someone else as the second DB coach. 

"That's GOLDing, Jerry! GOLDing!"

[TommyGufano 6021]

7 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Karl Scott you say? 

they can keep the runt

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

Any of you fuckers cause Blue Bell Buttered Pecan to be removed from the stores is likely to get shanked. 

[hobbs 243]

Mercy.

Whoever this is for DC...we'll wreck shop recruiting.

[LTtxfan 49144]

Saban playing 5D Chess for 2022 and 2023 games vs TEXAS...

Already understands Golding's defense and SARK's offense.  😋

[thunderlounge 7814]

Bluebell was way better before they got sloppy and all the listeria shit went down. 

[Butch Had Not 2969]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Saban playing 5D Chess for 2022 and 2023 games vs TEXAS...

Already understands Golding's defense and SARK's offense.  😋

5d chess is Saban retirement,  Dabo immediately hired, all Bama staff belongs to us. 

[Bam Bam Sam 303]

Ice cream talk not going away, but i'll bite lick. Blue Bell overrated but still good. My main gripe with them is that Bride's Cake is a seasonal thing, I've yet to find another almond ice cream in stores.

[Modessit 5598]

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

What about Instagram follows? Maybe he's following the monkey.

[Vertigo 20276]

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

[David Dennison 18850]

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Final ice cream offering:

 

I tried this brand once because I'd heard it was good.

It was the worst ice cream I've ever had. Maybe it was a bad batch, but it was nearly inedible.

[Vertigo 20276]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I tried this brand once because I'd heard it was good.

It was the worst ice cream I've ever had. Maybe it was a bad batch, but it was nearly inedible.

This brand is ass, but this particular flavor is easily their best.

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

You can tell new intel is drying up when the thread turns from football to hot chics doing slutty things. Not that I’m complaining.