Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Redmen62 126]

4 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

You can tell new intel is drying up when the thread turns from football to hot chics doing slutty things. Not that I’m complaining. 

Hey, we just got new Twitter follow information.

[CastHorn 811]

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

[TexasEx 1667]

Just now, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

Source of listeria outbreak confirmed. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

There are probably way more scrip club opportunities in Austin for the pole assassin than there are in Tuscaloosa.  Pole assassin or bust.  

Edited January 10, 2021 by lemonandaturd

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

4 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

Warehime sock confirmed.

[Getafix 28600]

6 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

When I was in the 4th grade I took a field trip to the Blue Bell Plant in Brenham. I clogged on of the public toilets. I panicked and spammed the flusher. Water overflowed all over the floor. I felt like a criminal the rest of the trip.

"And then I went to Walker Little's home."

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

For anyone with access to a Publix, this is the best coffee ice cream

[Wishbone 4759]

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

This brand is ass, but this particular flavor is easily their best.

How much of this  “ass brand” ice cream did you have to eat to draw this conclusion? Lol!

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

8 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Source of listeria outbreak confirmed. 

 

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Warehime sock confirmed.

Both are excellent - but I’ll award points to Sgt Slaughter as their comment was more relevant to Texas football. 

[Post Oak 20209]

[Getafix 28600]

18 minutes ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

Ice cream talk not going away, but i'll bite lick. Blue Bell overrated but still good. My main gripe with them is that Bride's Cake is a seasonal thing, I've yet to find another almond ice cream in stores.

 

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

[GeoffE 37]

Saying Blue Bell is good is akin to saying Charlie Strong is a good head coach.

[Jkwellborn 6697]

That’s soft serve.

Nah man, it hardened the fuck up.

[Getafix 28600]

2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

 

They make Italians???

[Duane Moore 5237]

39 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If Josh Brown is to still be believed then things may get interesting Tuesday

Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

[Getafix 28600]

3 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Russians makes the best ice cream in the world followed by the Italians.

 

One of my favorite flavors was this one at Amy's, called "Russian Birthday."  IIRC, sweet cream w/ vodka-soaked pound cake.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

Maybe check her OnlyFans

[Bigbend1812 12915]

3 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Maybe check her OnlyFans

Link?  Going to ask her about her favorite ice cream. 

[GeoffE 37]

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Link?  Going to ask her about her favorite ice cream. 

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

[Booper 415]

2 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Shes too gentle with it.

[Okcool 786]

20 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Has he followed the Pole Assassin yet?

One would think her “career” might flourish and benefit from clientele in Austin vs t-town. No brainer Banks. 

[Atticus 3973]

13 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

More like mint chocolate chip. $$$

I'm interested in seeing whether or not Sark can manage these coaches nearly as effectively as Saban has. Doesn't matter how good they can be if they aren't properly managed.

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Is the site borked again?

[TexasEx 1667]

20 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

It's obviously vanilla. Have you seen Banks?

Huh. Id’a guessed chunky monkey. 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

 

 

 

 

Hire someone already!!!! I can’t wait 48 more hours!

 

 

 

 

[Teryor 4466]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is the site borked again?

Change server on cookie monster tab worked for me

[sith_horn 2385]

32 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

For anyone with access to a Publix, this is the best coffee ice cream
 

Have yet to find a coffee ice cream that isn't good. Discovered that wondrous flavor from some Häagen-Dazs mom had stashed in the freezer many moons ago.

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Newy25 7668]

I see that this thread has predictably gone to shit. The Josh Brown follows are interesting. 

Edited January 10, 2021 by Newy25

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

I’ve always been partial to sherbet

[Kurt Bowels 213]

Gelato FTW

Coolhaus bacon ice cream is good

Anything Tillamook

For whatever reason, Blue Bell's peppermint ice cream tastes like crack and I don't usually eat peppermint candies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

15 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

 

 

Hire someone already!!!! I can’t wait 48 more hours!

 

 

 

 

[SDG 3319]

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

[Gil Bang 25944]

3 hours ago, TexasToast said:

something something Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

[Hank_Hill 18803]

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

So you can eat Blue Bell.

[RollLeft 5044]

[Bevo14 8304]

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So you can eat Blue Bell.

He didn't say he was listeria tolerant.

[Bevo 13576]

57 minutes ago, Okcool said:

One would think her “career” might flourish and benefit from clientele in Austin vs t-town. No brainer Banks. 

I've already written "Hi Jeff" and "Get Brewer off the field" on all my dollar bills.

[TexasTroll 454]

37 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Gelato FTW

Coolhaus bacon ice cream is good

Anything Tillamook

For whatever reason, Blue Bell's peppermint ice cream tastes like crack and I don't usually eat peppermint candies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

something something Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone

NO ICE CREAM AT ALL

[williemackgarza 1826]

Reminds me of panchos. Damn. Now I want panchos

[Bevo 13576]

BTW, Comfy Cow in Louisville for the win.

 

[sith_horn 2385]

15 minutes ago, SDG said:

Fuck all of you - signed lactose intolerant person.

Just enjoy and let it rip ...

[UDontKnow 10444]

59 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Change server on cookie monster tab worked for me

[ClubWhatever 12128]

Holmes be banning dudes for talking about Tom Herman, shiiiit

[RollLeft 5044]

Pineapple Sherbet FTMFW.  Its the only thing i eat. Dairy sucks.

[Kanly 548]

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

BTW, Comfy Cow in Louisville for the win.

 

You live in louisville too?

[Landomatic 3813]

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

9 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Dude, she’s mine!  

Lay off or else.