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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT
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Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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I'd really like him on staff for recruiting, but if he's demanding play calling responsibilities and oregon will give him that, you just have to move on. The recruiting isn't worth sacrificing the entire defense.

We’ve had plenty of defenses with promising 4 and 5 stars out there look lost in Big 12 play. Need an architect and steady playcaller, first.
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13 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

Polynesian ties?

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22 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I know the Nebraska game had everyone rightfully jumping all over the offensive line, but the Bama tackle was a fluke hit on a speed option. Saddling them with that is ridiculous....Greg Davis on the other hand....

No, Colt was running for his life much of his 4 years, not a fluke, just a not so great OL. 

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18 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

I'll flat out admit I've never never heard of him before now but the moment I see some smaller program position coach get linked to one of our HC due to 'them having history' I automatically assume he fucking blows until proven otherwise. That is what the 2010s have done to me. 

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3 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

 

I'll flat out admit I've never never heard of him before now but the moment I see some smaller program position coach get linked to one of our HC due to 'them having history' I automatically assume he fucking blows until proven otherwise. That is what the 2010s have done to me. 

Aw man, he was one of the great "oh yeah, that guy" players in the 90s NFL. Consistently terrible Raiders backup QB with a fun-to-say name.

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I'll flat out admit I've never never heard of him before now but the moment I see some smaller program position coach get linked to one of our HC due to 'them having history' I automatically assume he fucking blows until proven otherwise. That is what the 2010s have done to me. 

How have you not been negged off yet?

 

You are whinier then Satya and not nearly the longevity. 

 

You've never heard of Tuiasosopo? Seriously....

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35 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

Hahahahahaha oh my fucking god no.  Cal fans would do backflips to get him out of town.  So so recruiter, so so coach, so so many mehs.  On the plus side, he’d be cheap, I think he makes $400k or so at Cal.
 

jesus, whoever suggested that should punch themselves in the face 

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Aw man, he was one of the great "oh yeah, that guy" players in the 90s NFL. Consistently terrible Raiders backup QB with a fun-to-say name.

Oh that is the old Raiders/Jets QB?? God that takes me back. Announcers used to have way too much fun just saying his name as much as possible whenever he was in the game. Rest of this offensive staff is going to be absolutely beastly regardless of which WR coach target we end up with so if he is at least a solid recruiter it probably doesn't matter what other shortcomings he has. 

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12 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

Hahahahahaha oh my fucking god no.  Cal fans would do backflips to get him out of town.  So so recruiter, so so coach, so so many mehs.  On the plus side, he’d be cheap, I think he makes $400k or so at Cal.
 

jesus, whoever suggested that should punch themselves in the face 

If he makes 400k, he would be among the highest paid TE coaches. This list is from 2019, so I’m sure salaries have gone up, but probably not that much.

https://footballscoop.com/news/highest-paid-tight-ends-coaches-college-football/
 

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3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

If he makes 400k, he would be among the highest paid TE coaches. This list is from 2019, so I’m sure salaries have gone up, but probably not that much.

https://footballscoop.com/news/highest-paid-tight-ends-coaches-college-football/
 

He has been an OC in the past and had a rep since he coached at SC and UW... both fan bases were delighted when he left.  Started at Cal as QB coach if I remember right... dicey.  Shifted to TEs... meh.  You’d hope he’d have decent NW or Poly connections for recruiting... meh.  Hard.  Pass.

Cal’s total assistant pool is under $4m I think and $400k for TE coach grates.  

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1 hour ago, Dummy said:

Someone on 247 post mentioned Marques Tuiasosopo (Cal TE coach) if Banks doesn't come. Roach said they have someone checking on it.Tuiasosopo coached with Sark at Washington and then followed him to USC with the Associate Head Coach title.

https://247sports.com/coach/Marques-Tuiasosopo-1762/

Just want to throw it out there while we're shitting on his actual coaching ability that his family was involved in the Lennay Kekua/Manti Teo shit so anything we can do to avoid that by all costs is probably for the best

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17 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

Agreed. Marques Tuiasosopo is about as likely to be our TE coach as this guy

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You're a n00b, so here's the deal. No politics outside the 'Cloak Room' subforum. If you post shit like what you see above, you will be negged to Bolivia.

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4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You're a n00b, so here's the deal. No politics outside the 'Cloak Room' subforum. If you post shit like what you see above, you will be negged to Bolivia.

Ah didn't think it ventured into politics since it was just a goofball but better safe than sorry. Gotcha and will adjust :D

edit: Also very fitting username since you're right, I didn't haha. Guess you can't delete posts once they've been quoted, but either way thanks for heads up. 

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2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

He has been an OC in the past and had a rep since he coached at SC and UW... both fan bases were delighted when he left.  Started at Cal as QB coach if I remember right... dicey.  Shifted to TEs... meh.  You’d hope he’d have decent NW or Poly connections for recruiting... meh.  Hard.  Pass.

Cal’s total assistant pool is under $4m I think and $400k for TE coach grates.  

Listen, motherfucker: no matter what you say, Tuiasosopo has STRONG POLYNESIAN TIES!

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