Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jesus hermione Christ. This is something. We have lots of talent at wr and I think enough talent at qb. Bijan. Just need to polish up the line via coaching and/or transfers, then lose the brake pedal and mash the gas.  

yeah, i bet Sark had a boner watching the alamo bowl

[TexasRenegade 2461]

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

tOSU doesn’t want to cover him with a LB either, but Sark is scheming that shit on them.

Like I said it was a simplistic take.  More meant in response to the simplistic criticism of Bama D.

[UncleSonny 6574]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m just not sure what the fuck people expect from DCs in today’s game. Bama is not getting out coached on defense. 

At least Clemson’s piece of shit DC hasn’t come up as a candidate. Gave up 49 (35 in the first half) to this same OSU team. Can’t believe that guy even has a job. 

[FloridaHorn 4769]

Just now, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

But what if our potential coaches are in this game?

[Burt Macklin 19053]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

There’s approximately 1000 posts about ice cream in this thread but we’re drawing the line at posts about the performance of potential coordinator hires? 

Edited January 12, 2021 by Burt Macklin

[Teryor 4484]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

So ice cream and BBQ = good

Football talk = bad

 

Got it!

[TexasRenegade 2461]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

But what if our potential coaches are in this game?

Yeah don't make us go to the game thread with "those people".

[gmr548 16617]

tOSU doesn’t want to cover him with a LB either, but Sark is scheming that shit on them.

Ohio State seems to not want to cover him at all.

They’re so devoted to their base sets that they’re not making adjustments for a guy who’d start in the NFL right now. I don’t know what to say to that.

[Hank_Hill 18900]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

Half our coaching staff is killing it in this game tho

[alphahorn 1637]

LOL SArk will score again

[Rip76 4969]

15 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

His DL has been outmatched so far. See how it shakes out. 17 points, first half almost over.

7 points was a gift by Mac.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I’m just not sure what the fuck people expect from DCs in today’s game. Bama is not getting out coached on defense. 

Maybe this is why OSU only played 7 games???

[Lou_Sassle 2896]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

yep, can't wait to haz some of that next year

I can't even describe how excited I am to see this offense next year and to have a coach who doesn't just want to win by 1 fucking point! 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13120]

7 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Smith might win another Heisman for this game.

Well, he might have more receiving yards than the any other college receiver in 2021.

[closetohumping 17483]

7 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Did Henry Golding fuck your nephew?

I don't really have a nephew.  Not opposed to one honestly.

[Pato del Muerto 52625]

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

[Burt Macklin 19053]

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

Make that stops on 4 of 6 possessions. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 

Wouldn’t trying to convince overreacting worry-asses that a possible DC candidate’s defense is not playing badly because they’ve given up 17 points to the #3 team in the country in the first half of a football game in the year 2020 be coaching staff related?

[texifornia 57180]

Harris clearly being retained

 

[Lou_Sassle 2896]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

This shit right fucking here! No more turtle-ing up as soon as we get a one point fucking lead!

[Burt Macklin 19053]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Harris clearly being retained

 

Fuuuuuuck yes. Hope Walsh stays too. Harris is a rainmaker recruiter, even without being able to recruit off campus.

[RGBIII 22840]

50 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

 

Get a room already.

Oh I would. You don’t think I would fuck this offense? I would destroy this offense. I would rock this offenses world for the 15 or so seconds that I lasted. I want to make sweet sweet monkey love to this offense 

[RGBIII 22840]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Harris clearly being retained

 

Especially as OSU was the rumored destination if he wasn’t 

[FloridaHorn 4769]

4 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Maybe this is why OSU only played 7 games???

No, Bama is just that good.

[closetohumping 17483]

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Make that stops on 4 of 6 possessions. 

Yeah, and honestly one of tosu's scores was off a turnover

[Burt Macklin 19053]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Oh I would. You don’t think I would fuck this offense? I would destroy this offense. I would rock this offenses world for the 15 or so seconds that I lasted. I want to make sweet sweet monkey love to this offense 

All while reminding Sark’s offense that it’s not about the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean. 

[Teryor 4484]

[texifornia 57180]

Whoa Saban just gave Sark props

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13120]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Especially when you’re high as fuck.

[Newy25 7703]

Saban just gave Sark some nice praise there in his halftime interview. This game should be more than just a recruiting event for players. I hope other coaches are excited to join this coaching staff. 

[ClubWhatever 12159]

There’s no denying it.  He’s an elite play caller. That’s what we’re buying.  

[FloridaHorn 4769]

The play calling has been flawless, and Sark has schemed his best players into open space all night. Very impressive so far.

[Redneck Mutha 8019]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

That sounds really really really hard to do.

[CooterBrown 18034]

I don't really have a nephew. 

What does this mean? You have a butch niece?

[alphahorn 1637]

4 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Elite? I haven’t seen one QB Power play. 

Yeah and everyone thinks Smith is so great. he probably wouldn't even start under Herman, and if he did he wouldn't get more than 2 or 3 touches a game

Edited January 12, 2021 by alphahorn

[immamac 43235]

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

I believe it's called killer instinct. 

[Levi 2592]

Can’t wait to see what Sark does with him 

[UncleSonny 6574]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

I believe it's called killer instinct. 

Or #allgasnobreaks 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Yeah and everyone thinks Smith is so great. he probably wouldn't even start under Herman, and if he did he wouldn't get more than 2 or 3 touches a game

Yeah his package would be on the reverse pass to the QB. Gotta get Sam that YAC

[Dbeasy 15119]

20 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

There’s approximately 1000 posts about ice cream in this thread but we’re drawing the line at posts about the performance of potential coordinator hires? 

Post off topic. Reported. 

[immamac 43235]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Post off topic. Reported. 

Reported for being a reporting ass bitch. 

[cdain3 3454]

[Mason Ramsey 3388]

Hang on... Devonta Smith has more receiving yards than Ohio State does total yards and y’all don’t want Golding??? Sheesh...

[Errestaurants 2570]

Maybe CDC is the real mensa. Sark is a hell of a playcaller. Of course it helps to have the Alabama roster and Saban. 

[BayouBill 835]

Lulz...our players fucking hated mensa.

[Kurt Bowels 213]

8 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Can’t wait to see what Sark does with him 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

4 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

When did Crowder trade in his balls for the most feminine and dainty of vaginas? NTTAWWT 

[6th Street 6508]

buddy of mine just texted this 

"should every husband nickname their penis jared wiley? the underutilized weapon?"

[TexasEd 8077]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sark is the type of coach that will go for points with 49 seconds left in the half. 
@immamac

Saban too

[Texasrocks 2149]

6 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Hang on... Devonta Smith has more receiving yards than Ohio State does total yards and y’all don’t want Golding??? Sheesh...

In their defense, Smith does have a shit ton of yards.