Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)
13 hours ago, 6th Street said:

buddy of mine just texted this 

"should every husband nickname their penis jared wiley? the underutilized weapon?"

Ramonce 

DJ Monroe

 

Edited by TexasEd
mis-remembered
  • Like 1
Posted

Can we get Bill Belichick to coach here now?  Suddenly I like him.  

Posted
seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread. 
I thought we were talking about how the potential coaching staff is performing versus future expectations.
Posted

Alabama has a young defense without any elite elite pass rushers. They’ve developed into a pretty salty squad this season. Golding is familiar with Texas. I think we would be alright.

Posted
1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

CR man.  Jesus 

Jesus is unavailable to coach.  At least...for now.  

Posted

I wonder if Bama hiring O'brien makes it more or less likely that Banks will walk and join us in Austin. I would think O'Brien has 'his guys' he will want to install in at least a few positions, right? I still think Banks is the white whale of the various Bama coaches who could potentially come with Sark (Flood would be I guess but I take that as a given) 

Posted
3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Weren't we supposed to get a BOOM announcement just before the game or during halftime?

My popcorn is getting cold waiting for the news.

It was that TFB guy Gabe that doesn't have any actual info.

Posted (edited)
Just now, PsychMike said:

"Sark" drinking game? That's hitting below the belt. Sooner Jack80 posts on Surly?

Probably not but he'd be welcome around here if he didn't eat so many bags of dicks on the reg.

Edited by Bevo14
  • Haha 1
Posted
34 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Or #allgasnobreaks 

Sorry Sark, but this is still the first thing that comes to mind when I hear All Gas No Brakes.  

 

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
1 minute ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

So what happens if Golding blows this lead and we hire him as DC?  Their DBs look terrible. 

303b2b813dd98c1a7b92af6560815ad6a2d73224

(Also Battle, who got ejected, is the leader of the DBs in terms of getting them all aligned, as the announcers said)

Posted
2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Someone’s nervous. 

If my HC were about to hire Bill o’Brien I’d be very fucking nervous. He’s one step above Gary asshole Kubiak.

  • Haha 1
Posted

This shit about Coleman is bullshit. The whole recruiting bs that “he was set back by covid” is empty. So was every other coach in the country. And we have zero stud WR recruits in TX this year. And we have Kai Money playing on fourth down over Whittington and Smith, or Tarik Black, and Josh Moore is nowhere to be found. I’m a hard pass on this. 

  • Hook 'Em 6
Posted
1 minute ago, b_p said:

This shit about Coleman is bullshit. The whole recruiting bs that “he was set back by covid” is empty. So was every other coach in the country. And we have zero stud WR recruits in TX this year. And we have Kai Money playing on fourth down over Whittington and Smith, or Tarik Black, and Josh Moore is nowhere to be found. I’m a hard pass on this. 

Coming in HOT right when everyone is drooling over the playcalling. 

  • Hook 'Em 2
Posted
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Coming in HOT right when everyone is drooling over the playcalling. 

It’s just pissing me off watching a well oiled machine work like we all know ours could. Sorry for bitching on the coaching search thread in the middle of your game thread shit 😉

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
3 minutes ago, b_p said:

This shit about Coleman is bullshit. The whole recruiting bs that “he was set back by covid” is empty. So was every other coach in the country. And we have zero stud WR recruits in TX this year. And we have Kai Money playing on fourth down over Whittington and Smith, or Tarik Black, and Josh Moore is nowhere to be found. I’m a hard pass on this. 

The rotation and personnel decisions were awful for every position group. That leads me back to the one common denominator.....

  • Like 2
Posted
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Coming in HOT right when everyone is drooling over the playcalling. 

A dominant O-line makes the whole offense, including playcalling, look so much better. Which is why I'm enthused about Flood as much as Sark, if not more.

  • Hook 'Em 2
  • Like 1
Posted
1 minute ago, b_p said:

It’s just pissing me off watching a well oiled machine work like we all know ours could. Sorry for bitching on the coaching search thread in the middle of your game thread shit 😉

Haha you're good. I just thought the dramatic tonal shift was funny.

Posted
33 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

buddy of mine just texted this 

"should every husband nickname their penis jared wiley? the underutilized weapon?"

Bijan sounds a lot cooler and has the same origin.  

Posted
If my HC were about to hire Bill o’Brien I’d be very fucking nervous. He’s one step above Gary asshole Kubiak.

Above? Gary Kubiak is it such a far superior OC to BoB it can barely be put into words. As a HC he won a super bowl with Peyton Manning’s corpse and Brock Osweiler. BoB squandered Deshaun Watson.
  • Hook 'Em 5
  • Like 3
Posted
11 minutes ago, jinx said:

Sorry Sark, but this is still the first thing that comes to mind when I hear All Gas No Brakes.  

 

One of the best YouTube channels out there. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

A dominant O-line makes the whole offense, including playcalling, look so much better. Which is why I'm enthused about Flood as much as Sark, if not more.

giphy.gif

 

Somebody stole Saty's username...

Posted
Just now, irishtexan said:

Was that a major sighting? I thought analysts weren’t allowed to coach on the sidelines?

I've seen Jones and Strong on their sideline over the year. They definitely can be there.

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...