Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Tex Long 4,409]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Possibly co-AADFF, if Urban's still in play.

[SimkinsMan 4,408]

Just now, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

Orangebloods, man. gotta love it.

[Laxtonto 12,090]

Just now, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

[nycHorn 3,038]

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours
"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

[WinningIsHard 4,051]

Just now, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

My god, I picked the wrong profession. He gets paid to say that shit. 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

Good!  We all know how important it will be to break down every word to parse it for future national championships.  Can't clutter up this thread with that info.

Funny you mention it but lots of folks seem to enjoy doing just that. Plus berating the lame questions.

[Pato del Muerto 52,532]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

this was his Bama coaching account it looks like: https://twitter.com/coach_bdavis - roach follows this one btw

this was his UTSA account i think: https://twitter.com/coachbodavis

betting he doesn't really tweet or have an actual account

Probably more useful to follow his Venmo account anyhow. 

[thunderlounge 7,881]

8 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Probably not. He is going to have a few cocktails to calm his nerves before the PC.

Me too. 

[NoName 16,363]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

Live Look at Anwar:

 

[NoName 16,363]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Probably more useful to follow his Venmo account anyhow. 

assuming he hasn't flipped it over to private yet - HURRY

[Machinator 32,099]

With Herman no longer there to have his water carried, Anwar goes back to being beyond useless.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours
"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

It's almost as though he very suddenly and unexpectedly lost access to his direct line of information on our program and is scrambling to remain relevant with zero visibility into what's happening.

You hate to see it.

[Maker Bayfield 300]

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

It's so weird the people they told us to keep an eye on aren't it now.  I bet if I paid $9.95 right now and subscribed I'd get the inside scoop. 

[Acropora 856]

22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Shawn Watson.

I mean, Shawn Watson is the DC pick if you want to look at things like yards allowed and points allowed.  I remember he was the coordinator that held Texas to 59 yards in a bowl game.  

 

 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

With Herman no longer there to have his water carried, Anwar goes back to being beyond useless.

I'm more irritated that the admin has decided to use FCB as their mouthpiece.  If you're going to do that, at least use a "reporter" who hasn't actively tried to hurt the school and the team.

[6th Street 6,435]

4 minutes ago, Maker Bayfield said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

It's so weird the people they told us to keep an eye on aren't it now.  I bet if I paid $9.95 right now and subscribed I'd get the inside scoop. 

Very helpful update 

[WinningIsHard 4,051]

12 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

[Dbeasy 15,074]

21 minutes ago, Fud said:

One poster breaks the seal with a terribly unfunny post, and many more follow 

How do I rep this post 100 times. 

[GTX Horn 1,709]

DC will probably be someone we haven’t even hardly speculated, like the Terry Joseph hire was.

That’ll be $9.95, please.

[Napoleon 8,691]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

This meme passed through my mind several times from 11:00pm to about 7:30am.

Every time I woke up in the middle of the night and checked my phone for updates on the locked master thread and it was still on “18 responses”.

 

[Gut Wagon 8,083]

20 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

Amazing stuff. Reading that makes it seem as though I'm actually inside the mind of Sark, thinking as one with him. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,876]

 

2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

DC will probably be someone we haven’t even hardly speculated, like the Terry Joseph hire was.

That’ll be $9.95, please.

Not possible - Surly has speculated everyone.  Do a search and any fucking name you can think of will have been mentioned and immediately shot down as a 'shitty' choice.  This is the most speculatin'est site on the internet.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,443]

Woke up with a bad feeling. I don't know if it's Sark related or that poors food I ate 

[Pato del Muerto 52,532]

I’m hearing that things are up in the air again once Mike Nolan became available 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

But did surly notice if this has been Charlie’s background image or has it recently changed?

 

 

[SydneyCarton 48,124]

26 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

My god, I picked the wrong profession. He gets paid to say that shit. 

If it makes you feel any better, he gets paid shit as well. 

[TexasFan21 1,275]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m hearing that things are up in the air again once Mike Nolan became available 

Not sure we want a guy that hasn't recruited since '86.

[pearlandhorn 3,274]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

But did surly notice if this has been Charlie’s background image or has it recently changed?

 

 

Oh jesus.

[gmr548 16,588]

But did surly notice if this has been Charlie’s background image or has it recently changed?
 
 

God I almost want that to be the DC hire just for the meltdown.

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Probably nothing, but:

 

 

After searching some other sites for any hints, it's apparently in regards to Xavier Worthy. 

https://247sports.com/player/xavier-worthy-46085856/

Rumors going around that he's wavering on his commitment to Meatchicken or there's hurdles for him to clear. Some of their fans think Sark is already up to no good. Either way when a player is compared to Desean Jackson. I'll gladly take him. 

Edited January 12, 2021 by Happy Gilmore

[Hookem2147 21,344]

It’s been his background picture for a while

[RGBIII 22,840]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

After scouring some other sites for any hints, it's apparently in regards to Xavier Worthy. 

https://247sports.com/player/xavier-worthy-46085856/

Rumors going around that he's wavering on his commitment to Meatchicken or there's hurdles for him to clear. Some of their fans think Sark is already up to no good. Either way when a player is compared to Desean Jackson. I'll gladly take him. 

Supposedly they wont let him enroll early and he is getting out of his LOI. This would gruntle me very much

[Huckleberry 33,038]

54 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

It's famous here for never having Longhorn game coverage back in the ... 90's?

It was always excluded and pretty much the only place in Texas that was.

It became a running joke.

Back when ABC coverage maps were a thing a poster asked if Bandera would be getting the Texas game (when it should be obvious that Bandera would get it).

http://www.hornfans.com/threads/ut-vs-isu-coverage.8389/

[UDontKnow 10,447]

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

It’s been his background picture for a while

[Napoleon 8,691]

6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Woke up with a bad feeling. I don't know if it's Sark related or that poors food I ate 

Have you moved your bowels yet today?

if so, post photo and we can Surly-source whether it is Sark related. 

[closetohumping 17,453]

3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

After scouring some other sites for any hints, it's apparently in regards to Xavier Worthy. 

https://247sports.com/player/xavier-worthy-46085856/

Rumors going around that he's wavering on his commitment to Meatchicken or there's hurdles for him to clear. Some of their fans think Sark is already up to no good. Either way when a player is compared to Desean Jackson. I'll gladly take him. 

Good Desean or bad Desean?

6'1" 160?  That's pretty much Devonta Smith?

Edited January 12, 2021 by closetohumping

[Ricky Butler 2,731]

25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

With Herman no longer there to have his water carried, Anwar goes back to being beyond useless.

Better than the kabuki theater IT has been doing for a week. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,443]

Just now, Napoleon said:

Have you moved your bowels yet today?

if so, post photo and we can Surly-source whether it is Sark related. 

Fuck. I did yesterday but it was a nice spiral. May have to wait until tonight before pics are posted to get a good read on it

[Huckleberry 33,038]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Good Desean or bad Desean?

First 98 yards of the field DeSean.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Good Desean or bad Desean?

yes

[closetohumping 17,453]

13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not possible - Surly has speculated everyone.  Do a search and any fucking name you can think of will have been mentioned and immediately shot down as a 'shitty' choice.  This is the most speculatin'est site on the internet.

Raheem Morris.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

For the Gus Bradley rumor

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20,876]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

For the Gus Bradley rumor

 

Pretty much the leader for that job the minute it came open.

[WinningIsHard 4,051]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Back when ABC coverage maps were a thing a poster asked if Bandera would be getting the Texas game (when it should be obvious that Bandera would get it).

http://www.hornfans.com/threads/ut-vs-isu-coverage.8389/

Holy shit that's funny. The map plus the comment and the comments that followed were gold. Thanks for posting that lol. 

[NTVTXN 1,432]

1 hour ago, 40acredropout said:

You sure you want to see where she's gonna be getting railed?

Ha. As long as it’s not be someone of your ilk, I guess we’ll take our chances.  She’s got a lot more self/worth. 😉

And User name REEALLY checking out, here.

[WinningIsHard 4,051]

17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not possible - Surly has speculated everyone.  Do a search and any fucking name you can think of will have been mentioned and immediately shot down as a 'shitty' choice.  This is the most speculatin'est site on the internet.

I went searching and for some reason I kept coming up with @JOSEYWALES66 avatar, maybe I'm doing this shit wrong. 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

But did surly notice if this has been Charlie’s background image or has it recently changed?

 

 

Just waiting for the press release saying "Charlie Strong hired as the Red McCombs and family Defensive Coordinator" 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1,501]

Charlie Strong, Coin Toss Coordinator

[boilerhorn 1,393]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

First 98 yards of the field DeSean.

DeSean Jackson?  Holy shit, we are turning into Cal.