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16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Pole Assassin obviously shoots up to No. 1 if Banks comes aboard. 

Feel like Pole Assassin with be in the pole position...But how great would it be to have the monkey on in kind of a 'Between Two Ferns'-esque type video cast...

 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You know what I'd try if I was the new UT staff, Jamison on offense.

I think we should keep any Jameson far away from the building oh you said Jamison *ducks

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8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I think we should keep any Jameson far away from the building oh you said Jamison *ducks

Mine was going to be something like, “watching Herman coach made we want to consume copious amounts of Jameson” but you even Sarkified it, so kudos.

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Posted
8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You know what I'd try if I was the new UT staff, Jamison on offense.

Not a terrible idea.  Hopefully it won't be necessary though.

I know Whittington isn't necessarily a burner, but I think Jake Smith, Dixon, and a few others have more straight line speed.  There is a huge difference in what it appears Sark is able to do do by hitting those guys in stride at a full sprint behind the line of scrimmage in space vs what we do with hitting them standing still while the DB is in the process of rapidly closing on them after having avoided the block from our TE that is split out wide that isn't a good blocker, or blowing up the block from the physically imposing Kai Money.

I think we have enough of the pieces already on the team (obviously not to the level of DeVonta, but enough to work with).  I'm so excited about having Sark unlock these kids potential and put them in position to succeed.  

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Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, JPETERMAN said:

Not a terrible idea.  Hopefully it won't be necessary though.

I know Whittington isn't necessarily a burner, but I think Jake Smith, Dixon, and a few others have more straight line speed.  There is a huge difference in what it appears Sark is able to do do by hitting those guys in stride at a full sprint behind the line of scrimmage in space vs what we do with hitting them standing still while the DB is in the process of rapidly closing on them after having avoided the block from our TE that is split out wide that isn't a good blocker, or blowing up the block from the physically imposing Kai Money.

I think we have enough of the pieces already on the team (obviously not to the level of DeVonta, but enough to work with).  I'm so excited about having Sark unlock these kids potential and put them in position to succeed.  

I guess we're all looking forward to that. But will the QB have enough time to let those routes open up? I'm hopeful. 

As for KKL, Hamm and the stripper, I don't know why you'd want to split those into multiple interviews. I envision a cage match involving all three. Have Jerry Springer guest host. Could be the greatest PPV ever.  

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2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

But will the QB have enough time to let those routes open up?

I'm specifically talking about the plays he calls to hit their best player who is running in motion behind the line of scrimmage.  If our O-line can't hold up long enough for that, then yeah, we're in trouble LOL

Posted
4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Good sign for Ewers

Adding to this, from IT today

WR Armani Winfield, Lewisville (2022): The four-star field-stretcher has been hot and cold on the Horns over the last year. He caught Ewers Fever during the summer but quickly cooled after Ewers' flip to Ohio State. Now, UT has his attention again.

"(Sarkisian's) offense was immaculate," said Winfield. "Some of it I've never seen before. He's definitely a mastermind on offense."

With the amount of highly skilled pass-catchers in Texas for 2022, it'll be interesting to see who Sarkisian prioritizes at wideout.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Yah, for sure not recruiting, but took Armani Winfield who had been fong'd to... tOSU

bahaha

7 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Staff related: I know we're not gunna lock out the SEC in 'crootin, but FFS build a wall between here and Ohio. Nice start. 

If we can keep 0u contained to South Oklahoma(Dallas) I'll be happy.

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Adding to this, from IT today

WR Armani Winfield, Lewisville (2022): The four-star field-stretcher has been hot and cold on the Horns over the last year. He caught Ewers Fever during the summer but quickly cooled after Ewers' flip to Ohio State. Now, UT has his attention again.

"(Sarkisian's) offense was immaculate," said Winfield. "Some of it I've never seen before. He's definitely a mastermind on offense."

With the amount of highly skilled pass-catchers in Texas for 2022, it'll be interesting to see who Sarkisian prioritizes at wideout.

Ah, and he’s a good Catholic kid, too.

Posted
8 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I'll see you in five years, buddy.  Always knew I'd end up with a McCombs grad.

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Wtf?  This guy has a spreadsheet to see if he's morally able to bang a chick?  I can't tell if that's next level hustling, or borderline predator.

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1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wtf?  This guy has a spreadsheet to see if he's morally able to bang a chick?  I can't tell if that's next level hustling, or borderline predator.

Happy Joel Mchale GIF by ABC Network

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2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wtf?  This guy has a spreadsheet to see if he's morally able to bang a chick?  I can't tell if that's next level hustling, or borderline predator.

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(really hope he doesn't put that girl in the spreadsheet...)

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Posted
5 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wtf?  This guy has a spreadsheet to see if he's morally able to bang a chick?  I can't tell if that's next level hustling, or borderline predator.

half your age plus 7 is basic stuff.  Don't think you need a spreadsheet for it

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6 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Wtf?  This guy has a spreadsheet to see if he's morally able to bang a chick?  I can't tell if that's next level hustling, or borderline predator.

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Posted
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

My top 3 most wanted interviewees for the Pod

1. Hamm

2. KKL

3. Pole Assassin

I think I have a decent chance at making all 3 happen

For an in-depth interview with No 3 might I suggest the Champagne Room. 

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half your age plus 7 is basic stuff.  Don't think you need a spreadsheet for it

On the next tab, is the calc for who and how long they have been in the pit. Which is located in his cellar. Also highly likely he drives a white panel van.
Posted
28 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

"(Sarkisian's) offense was immaculate," said Winfield. "Some of it I've never seen before. He's definitely a mastermind on offense."

 

You know what Armani, you’re right. That shit was immaculate. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Sooners already in denial...

 

”he didn’t have a commitable offer from Ohio state “

There's a lot of "Durrr everyone said the same about Herman. Obviously this will go the same exact way hohoho gobble gobble."

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2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

For an in-depth interview with No 3 might I suggest the Champagne Room. 

no, call it the 6 figs podcast.

midget never made any of it

hag hands it out

assassin receives it and then some

Posted
25 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

If Ewers really is that childhood/lifelong/whichever it is fan of Texas, and Sark can groove in 2021, I don't see how that doesn't get him thinking. 

Sark will get Ewers back unless he decides he likes somebody better.

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Posted
2 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yep, looks like the Citation X initially predicted. Model appears to match. And it was operated by XOJets - they brand the engines with their company name and you can't make it out in the video but the one Stark stepped out of is clearly branded. 

Edit: And the only other contender just left MIA. The one linked above was the only MIA arrival in ATX since the game, timing of posting video checks out. I'm certain we were correct.

Thanks. Your work during this time will never be forgotten. 

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4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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Funniest part about the live video was the cameraman explaining never do horns down.  It was one of "the two most important things."  I didn't catch the second other than it involved OU.

Posted
2 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

Yep, looks like the Citation X initially predicted. Model appears to match. And it was operated by XOJets - they brand the engines with their company name and you can't make it out in the video but the one Stark stepped out of is clearly branded. 

Edit: And the only other contender just left MIA. The one linked above was the only MIA arrival in ATX since the game, timing of posting video checks out. I'm certain we were correct.

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