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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Is she trashy? Hell, yes. Is she a woman of low moral fiber? Clearly. Is she nuttier than a shithouse rat? No doubt. She's also hot in her own way. What's not to like if you're heterosexual? Are you the dude that goes to the strip club and then looks down your nose at every woman that comes by the table? Those guys do nothing but fuck up everyone else's time and irritate their friends. 

I've met plenty of you fuckers from the Internet over the last 20+ years. The bullshit many of you throw out there pertaining to what you would and wouldn't hit is outright absurd. 

No....I don't go to strip clubs period. So guess I'm not in her demographic.  Sorry I find her neither hot nor attractive.  I haven't looked at her page but just going by what is posted on here.  Women do what they do for a living and why would I look down on her for that?  I just don't find her attractive.

 

 

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

 

I've met plenty of you fuckers from the Internet over the last 20+ years. The bullshit many of you throw out there pertaining to what you would and wouldn't hit is outright absurd. 

I will completely agree with that statement though.

 

I am not claiming I only bang 10s or she isn't hot enough for me. I just don't find her attractive.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Is she trashy? Hell, yes. Is she a woman of low moral fiber? Clearly. Is she nuttier than a shithouse rat? No doubt. She's also hot in her own way. What's not to like if you're heterosexual? Are you the dude that goes to the strip club and then looks down your nose at every woman that comes by the table? Those guys do nothing but fuck up everyone else's time and irritate their friends. 

I've met plenty of you fuckers from the Internet over the last 20+ years. The bullshit many of you throw out there pertaining to what you would and wouldn't hit is outright absurd. 

Hit it and put a ring on it are different. Especially if you have a public job.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

No....I don't go to strip clubs period. So guess I'm not in her demographic.  Sorry I find her neither hot nor attractive.  I haven't looked at her page but just going by what is posted on here.  Women do what they do for a living and why would I look down on her for that?  I just don't find her attractive.

You are no TexasRenegade, sir. You should change your handle to TexasChoirboy. Maybe TexasGeezer. Not sure. There are a few options, I guess.

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Rhinotx said:

Hit it and put a ring on it are different. Especially if you have a public job.

Who on earth is talking about putting a ring on it? I wouldn't let that lunatic know what city I lived in, much less anything else.

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No....I don't go to strip clubs period. So guess I'm not in her demographic.  Sorry I find her neither hot nor attractive.  I haven't looked at her page but just going by what is posted on here.  Women do what they do for a living and why would I look down on her for that?  I just don't find her attractive.
 
 
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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I've met plenty of you fuckers from the Internet over the last 20+ years. The bullshit many of you throw out there pertaining to what you would and wouldn't hit is outright absurd. 

We’re not all 5’7” with a man bun either. Some of us can afford to have higher standards. 

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Posted (edited)
50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was irritated with the Herman hire because I was fantasizing about hiring, wait for it, Justin Fuente.

Respect for the honesty. I went through an old group chat I have with some friends the other day and before we hired Herman I was hoping we were going to money-whip Chip Kelly. 

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I’m not even a boob man- which is a shame bc my wife has a huge rack- but those boobs are so spectacular that it overrules everything else about that package and makes it a must bang. Seriously, they are spectacular. 

Posted
16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You are no TexasRenegade, sir. You should change your handle to TexasChoirboy. Maybe TexasGeezer. Not sure. There are a few options, I guess.

 

The term renegade has nothing to do with behavior...my name is certainly not some claim that I live some crazy lifestyle.  It has a meaning and a reason but nothing to do with any of that.

 

Though I guess I do betray the principles of many who post on Surly so there you go....

 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m not even a boob man- which is a shame bc my wife has a huge rack- but those boobs are so spectacular that it overrules everything else about that package and makes it a must bang. Seriously, they are spectacular. 

Putting a ring on someone else's finger pretty much ends the entirety of the idea of a must bang.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here we go again. When we all meet up before the Louisiana game for the Surly Sprint-off, bring your measuring tape, salon shears and your significant other. After you dust me in the forty, I'll let you cut my man bun off, and then take a photo of you standing tall over my tiny frame with my hideous woman and your smoking hot lady friend, and you can post the photo on Surly and have me mocked forever.

"That GRHorn," they'll say, "he's an American bad ass."

"Yeah, and who knew that closetojumping was Danny Devito in real life? Didn't see that one coming."

 

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Posted
37 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

I am not claiming I only bang 10s or she isn't hot enough for me. I just don't find her attractive.

Same.  Not seeing it.

Posted
3 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

as someone who has skipped pages here and there, who is poleassassin and other than surly fuckery, any reason we should care?

Not really no.  Possible TE coach's stripper gf.

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Posted
1 minute ago, rpspeed said:

as someone who has skipped pages here and there, who is poleassassin and other than surly fuckery, any reason we should care?

She's Monkey Gia's friend.  And yes, you should care, because they are likely the new Co-DCs.

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

as someone who has skipped pages here and there, who is poleassassin and other than surly fuckery, any reason we should care?

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Just kidding, she's Jeff Banks' ladyfriend apparently. Jeff Banks who's almost for sure not coming, but it would be pretty cool if he did.

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Posted
19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here we go again. When we all meet up before the Louisiana game for the Surly Sprint-off, bring your measuring tape, salon shears and your significant other. After you dust me in the forty, I'll let you cut my man bun off, and then take a photo of you standing tall over my tiny frame with my hideous woman and your smoking hot lady friend, and you can post the photo on Surly and have me mocked forever.

"That GRHorn," they'll say, "he's an American bad ass."

"Yeah, and who knew that closetojumping was Danny Devito in real life? Didn't see that one coming."

Does waddling like a penguin even count as running? 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

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Just kidding, she's Jeff Bank's ladyfriend apparently. Jeff Banks who's almost for sure not coming, but it would be pretty cool if he did.

Maybe Banks doesn't want to work for Bill O'Brien.

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The term you gentlemen are looking for is fuck-able. She is definitely fuckable. And after you finish, no nap just leave her at whatever Scottish Inn you paid cash for. 

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Posted
57 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


I’m so excited (and so scared) that I’m not the only person to realize this!

Found it!

"It's beautiful... I basically hate him for it."

 

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Maybe Banks doesn't want to work for Bill O'Brien.

Honestly who would. 

Got curious about BOB's staff at Penn State (not that Saban would let him bring any of his guys anyway). A few familiar names on there including an old Mack pal:

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The term you gentlemen are looking for is fuck-able. She is definitely fuckable. And after you finish, no nap just leave her at whatever Scottish Inn you paid cash for. 
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Posted
18 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

as someone who has skipped pages here and there, who is poleassassin and other than surly fuckery, any reason we should care?

It's Fat Ketch's Twitter burner account.

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Posted
44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

"Yeah, and who knew that closetojumping was Danny Devito in real life?"

Now I'll hear DeVito's voice every time I read your posts. Not that that's a bad thing.

Posted
47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here we go again. When we all meet up before the Louisiana game for the Surly Sprint-off, bring your measuring tape, salon shears and your significant other. After you dust me in the forty, I'll let you cut my man bun off, and then take a photo of you standing tall over my tiny frame with my hideous woman and your smoking hot lady friend, and you can post the photo on Surly and have me mocked forever.

"That GRHorn," they'll say, "he's an American bad ass."

"Yeah, and who knew that closetojumping was Danny Devito in real life? Didn't see that one coming."

I only know of your height and man bun from Sydney’s pic of you in some Houston clubhouse. 
 

And you talked big with somebody else about having a foot race before the LSU game. To my knowledge that spectacle never occurred. 

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1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

Now I'll hear DeVito's voice every time I read your posts. Not that that's a bad thing.

I've patterned most of my mannerisms and voice inflections as an adult after his role as "Ralph - the antiquities smuggler" from Romancing the Stone, considered by most aficionados as his cinematic tour de force.

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