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  On 1/13/2021 at 9:32 PM, FloridaHorn said:
People still think we are getting Banks, Mushcamp, Tee Martin, Raymond, Saban…..
Or Urbs is still coming at which point Sark will drop to OC and the staff will be mostly pre-assembled.
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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:01 AM, closetojumping said:

I've patterned most of my mannerisms and voice inflections as an adult after his role as "Ralph - the antiquities smuggler" from Romancing the Stone, considered by most aficionados as his cinematic tour de force.

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Peak Kathleen Turner.

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  On 1/13/2021 at 11:08 PM, closetojumping said:

Here we go again. When we all meet up before the Louisiana game for the Surly Sprint-off, bring your measuring tape, salon shears and your significant other. After you dust me in the forty, I'll let you cut my man bun off, and then take a photo of you standing tall over my tiny frame with my hideous woman and your smoking hot lady friend, and you can post the photo on Surly and have me mocked forever.

"That GRHorn," they'll say, "he's an American bad ass."

"Yeah, and who knew that closetojumping was Danny Devito in real life? Didn't see that one coming."

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:11 AM, Nicole44 said:

Fucking Monkey Pole Assassins might be a cool name for a band. 

Normally, I wouldn't type this, but as its my birthday, I feel privileged not to have been fucking crowd sourced off this board. I think it is fabulous. Enjoying the hell out of it. Not to mention we have better scoop and obviously more fun than the other boards. IMO. At least I am having fun. Which is all that really matters. Lol. 

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Happy Birthday.  Enjoyed your contributions to the Urb or bust page.

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:11 AM, Nicole44 said:

Fucking Monkey Pole Assassins might be a cool name for a band. 

Normally, I wouldn't type this, but as its my birthday, I feel privileged not to have been fucking crowd sourced off this board. I think it is fabulous. Enjoying the hell out of it. Not to mention we have better scoop and obviously more fun than the other boards. IMO. At least I am having fun. Which is all that really matters. Lol. 

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Posted
  On 1/13/2021 at 11:48 PM, Gil Bang said:

My GF went to FSU.   I took her to the FSU NC game at the Rose Bowl.  She had a ton of friends that came out, so we went hit several tailgates.   At one of them, it came up that I'm a Texas fan.  A guy started talking to me about Mack...Dude is a lawyer in Tampa.   Said that they were frat bros, and remain good friends, and still speak a few times a year.   He lowers his voice and says  something like "I'm sure that you think he's a great recruiter, but Mack recruiting pussy for himself back then puts Mack recruiting football players to shame".

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How would that work? Why bring in a guy that either got fired for cause or has the cloud of a NCAA investigation over his head that was just bought out.... love the idea in principle, but like Banks, holy fuck there is some baggage 

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Posted
  On 1/14/2021 at 12:36 AM, Machinator said:

TFB now floating Jeremy Pruitt as a potential DC name.

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I would love it but this sounds extremely far fetched. Isn't he going to get caught up in all the bullshit with their investigation and scandal?

If Pruitt is even an option you throw a blank fucking check at him and Ayers (to come be his co-DC / CB coach) and you call if a done fucking deal. Even if you have to blow apart the coordinator pay record by a cool mill. Just not sure the Fake-UT shit will be resolved quickly enough for us to be able to wait and see how it plays out. 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:40 AM, Laxtonto said:

How would that work? Why bring in a guy that either got fired for cause or has the cloud of a NCAA investigation over his head that was just bought out.... love the idea in principle, but like Banks, holy fuck there is some baggage 

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Texas already hired Bo Davis. I don't think they care about baggage. 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:44 AM, HateYouAndMyself said:

I would love it but this sounds extremely far fetched. Isn't he going to get caught up in all the bullshit with their investigation and scandal?

If Pruitt is even an option you throw a blank fucking check at him and Ayers (to come be his co-DC / CB coach) and you call if a done fucking deal. Even if you have to blow apart the coordinator pay record by a cool mill. Just not sure the Fake-UT shit will be resolved quickly enough for us to be able to wait and see how it plays out. 

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Can't edit anymore~ meant Ansley, not Ayers. I always mix up those two names. 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:50 AM, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Pruitt does sound far fetched.  Unless Sark knows something about him being let go very soon, I can’t believe he’d wait until the Tennessee stuff is over to hire a DC.  

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Tennessee just hired Kevin Steele in an as-yet unnamed role during a supposed hiring freeze, and the assumption is Pruitt is out. Question is whether he'll be too tarred up by the investigation stuff for Texas to consider, assuming he's done at Tenn. 

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