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  On 1/14/2021 at 6:30 AM, Tex48 said:
Is this supposed to be generic Casamigos?  Can you buy it in Texas?  If so, I am buying a bottle tomorrow. 
I get it in fl. at the costco in altamont springs seminole county. thats orlando. dont know if they have it in tx. its goooood. got wasted on it during the game with grand marnier n lime margaritas. what was the final score lulz
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  On 1/14/2021 at 4:43 AM, Teryor said:
I'm surprised he's basically given competitors a complete heads up that they have a day to scoop him so he must be extremely confident they won't figure it out, or FCB is just a fucking idiot, betting on the latter
Or he's been told that he'll be told tomorrow afternoon. He knows he doesn't have to work for it, so he's probably jerking off to some capuchin videos.

Oh, and Fuck Chip Brown.
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Guys, Nicole’s story was a double entendre.

That night, she was a margarita drinking machine. Canasta (her pussy’s pet-name) is a multiplayer card game that requires multiple “decks”. The entire apartment complex was fucked up = many drunk football players, and large portion of them got their rocks off after they tossed her into the hot tub. Of all the cocks she played with that night, Blake’s python, which she nicknamed Caesar for obvious reasons, is the one she remembers the most. It basically obliterated her.

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  On 1/14/2021 at 7:53 AM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:
Guys, Nicole’s story was a double entendre.
That night, she was a margarita drinking machine. Canasta (her pussy’s pet-name) is a multiplayer card game that requires multiple “decks”. The entire apartment complex was fucked up = many drunk football players, and large portion of them got their rocks off after they tossed her into the hot tub. Of all the cocks she played with that night, Blake’s python, which she nicknamed Caesar for obvious reasons, is the one she remembers the most. It basically obliterated her.
which caesar? tiberus julius or caligua?
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  On 1/14/2021 at 8:05 AM, MrPhlegm said:
  On 1/14/2021 at 7:53 AM, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:
Guys, Nicole’s story was a double entendre.
That night, she was a margarita drinking machine. Canasta (her pussy’s pet-name) is a multiplayer card game that requires multiple “decks”. The entire apartment complex was fucked up = many drunk football players, and large portion of them got their rocks off after they tossed her into the hot tub. Of all the cocks she played with that night, Blake’s python, which she nicknamed Caesar for obvious reasons, is the one she remembers the most. It basically obliterated her.
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which caesar? tiberus julius or caligua?

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Sid.

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  On 1/14/2021 at 6:30 AM, Tex48 said:

Is this supposed to be generic Casamigos?  Can you buy it in Texas?  If so, I am buying a bottle tomorrow. 

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Can't buy in Texas, only in states where you can buy liquor at the grocery stores. Asked for their whiskey about a week ago & the girl told me.

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  On 1/14/2021 at 4:01 AM, Machinator said:
deleted tweet by Mitchell: "heading into my senior year goin onto my 4th diff coach ... no matter the situation I adapt and thrive. Imma baller. Call it what it is 🤷🏾‍♂️"
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He could always follow them to whatever parking lot they end up at. 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 5:56 AM, Laxtonto said:

Brocks is most likely a no way in hell.. Ewers is way more optimistic... but then again it could just be the crunchie hippie im slamming talking..

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Agree.  They have way too much pride to come back. Good luck with bill o brien

  On 1/14/2021 at 6:10 AM, futureman said:

Mother Nature is a cold bitch. 

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Yea that wasn’t the amazon.   That was man manipulated.  Hopefully whoever owns that snake is in jail. This is also why you should never give animals away

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  On 1/14/2021 at 5:53 AM, Sir Ulrich said:

Looks like Ketch is saying Banks is close to being in. (2nd hand info from IT)

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(January 13 - 10:35 p.m. - Geoff)

New Texas coach Steve Sarkisian has identified Alabama tight ends/special teams coach Jeff Banks as a must-have target for his new staff and the Longhorns could be on the verge of adding one of the most impactful recruiters in the nation.

Multiple sources with knowledge of Banks' situation at Alabama believe that it would take a significant increase from the $700,000+ per year he's already making at Alabama.

While a specific amount of the offer is unknown, we were told that it is believed to be substantial.

There's a sense behind the scenes that Banks could be on the cusp of accepting the offer as of Wednesday night.

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:30 PM, Bodacious Bevo said:

(January 13 - 10:35 p.m. - Geoff)

New Texas coach Steve Sarkisian has identified Alabama tight ends/special teams coach Jeff Banks as a must-have target for his new staff and the Longhorns could be on the verge of adding one of the most impactful recruiters in the nation.

Multiple sources with knowledge of Banks' situation at Alabama believe that it would take a significant increase from the $700,000+ per year he's already making at Alabama.

While a specific amount of the offer is unknown, we were told that it is believed to be substantial.

There's a sense behind the scenes that Banks could be on the cusp of accepting the offer as of Wednesday night.

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Show me the Monkey!

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Posted
  On 1/14/2021 at 5:56 AM, Laxtonto said:

Brocks is most likely a no way in hell.. Ewers is way more optimistic... but then again it could just be the crunchie hippie im slamming talking..

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not sure how many times I’m gonna have to tell you idiots. the brocks will be at texas.

urban, the brocks, other things, I’ve been right about it all. my “username checks out.” it’s time y’all stop acting like children and start giving me the credit I am due. 

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I have a very hard time believing Sark can just take Flood and potentially Banks and Wiggins without Saban flipping his lid. 
 

I know Bama chick said his retirement will be a year long festival but I just don’t see a guy like him wanting that. I see him just announcing one day he’s done. Maybe O’Brien is really interviewing for the head coaching job. Far fetched, but sark taking a bunch of coaches is also unusual. 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:40 PM, Dbeasy said:

I have a very hard time believing Sark can just take Flood and potentially Banks and Wiggins without Saban flipping his lid. 
 

I know Bama chick said his retirement will be a year long festival but I just don’t see a guy like him wanting that. I see him just announcing one day he’s done. Maybe O’Brien is really interviewing for the head coaching job. Far fetched, but sark taking a bunch of coaches is also unusual. 

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Bill could be hciw for all we know.   And I could see Nick leaving when Bryce Young does.   

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:40 PM, Dbeasy said:

I have a very hard time believing Sark can just take Flood and potentially Banks and Wiggins without Saban flipping his lid. 
 

I know Bama chick said his retirement will be a year long festival but I just don’t see a guy like him wanting that. I see him just announcing one day he’s done. Maybe O’Brien is really interviewing for the head coaching job. Far fetched, but sark taking a bunch of coaches is also unusual. 

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It seems like he’s taking Flood and more than likely Banks due to the Coleman situation. But I have no fucking clue and neither does the 995ers. 

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Posted
  On 1/14/2021 at 12:36 PM, closetohumping said:

Spitballin, but reasonable to suspect Banks kids live in Texas?

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I think so..  CTJ mentioned yesterday that he and the wife were going through a divorce when he took off to Alabama, leaving her and the kids in Texas.

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Insight on Jeremy Pruitt’s situation at Tennessee from a somewhat reputable “insider” on their 247 page:

I believe Pruitt will be presented with all the findings of the investigation tomorrow. I believe he will be asked some tough questions. I believe if he lies or tries to cover anything up he will be fired with cause. If he tells the truth I believe he could still be fired or have a small chance of coming back depending on how severe those violations are. Based on things that I’ve heard, I do not believe he will survive this. I do not expect him to be fired right away unless he is ready to negotiate a buyout after the interview. There’s a lot of unknowns on how this meeting will go. What exactly do they present to him? How severe are the violations? How does he react? Does he lie? Etc.

I know I have been wrong on the timeline several times. That is because every time they get close to being done with this thing something new pops up and they have to follow up and look into it. There’s a reason they are interviewing Pruitt last. I do believe this is going to be wrapped up after tomorrow and a decision will be made no later than Sunday. Team meeting is Monday which is on par for starting the semester. I can’t imagine they let Pruitt do that meeting and fire him afterwards.

In the event he is fired, I believe Steele will be the interim coach. Yes Pruitt wanted him here and yes Pruitt hired him. Steele also understands the situation and what he was coming into as Chris Lowe explained today on the radio. Fulmer has done a phenomenal job holding this together with current players. Once this is all over I may go into more detail on some things. As of today based on what I think I know and have been told, I believe Pruitt has a 10% chance of surviving this. Nothing would shock me because it’s Tennessee. I think at this point with how badly Pruitt has been knee capped this offseason and how badly relationships have been damaged, it is best for Pruitt and the University to part ways. That’s JMO. Take it for what it’s worth. I can only tell you my opinion based off what I know. I’m ready for this to be over as I’m sure everyone is. Go Vols!

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Posted
  On 1/14/2021 at 2:53 AM, Nicole44 said:
I don't think I have ever told my Blake Brock story. Fun times. Margarita machine...a cat named Canasta...a python named Caesar and a fucked up apartment complex which led to a giant boulder being thrown into a hot tub. 

Is Canasta hairless?
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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:55 PM, Duane Moore said:

Insight on Jeremy Pruitt’s situation at Tennessee from a somewhat reputable “insider” on their 247 page:

I believe Pruitt will be presented with all the findings of the investigation tomorrow. I believe he will be asked some tough questions. I believe if he lies or tries to cover anything up he will be fired with cause. If he tells the truth I believe he could still be fired or have a small chance of coming back depending on how severe those violations are. Based on things that I’ve heard, I do not believe he will survive this. I do not expect him to be fired right away unless he is ready to negotiate a buyout after the interview. There’s a lot of unknowns on how this meeting will go. What exactly do they present to him? How severe are the violations? How does he react? Does he lie? Etc.

I know I have been wrong on the timeline several times. That is because every time they get close to being done with this thing something new pops up and they have to follow up and look into it. There’s a reason they are interviewing Pruitt last. I do believe this is going to be wrapped up after tomorrow and a decision will be made no later than Sunday. Team meeting is Monday which is on par for starting the semester. I can’t imagine they let Pruitt do that meeting and fire him afterwards.

In the event he is fired, I believe Steele will be the interim coach. Yes Pruitt wanted him here and yes Pruitt hired him. Steele also understands the situation and what he was coming into as Chris Lowe explained today on the radio. Fulmer has done a phenomenal job holding this together with current players. Once this is all over I may go into more detail on some things. As of today based on what I think I know and have been told, I believe Pruitt has a 10% chance of surviving this. Nothing would shock me because it’s Tennessee. I think at this point with how badly Pruitt has been knee capped this offseason and how badly relationships have been damaged, it is best for Pruitt and the University to part ways. That’s JMO. Take it for what it’s worth. I can only tell you my opinion based off what I know. I’m ready for this to be over as I’m sure everyone is. Go Vols!

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I think that the investigation is an internal one just so they can find enough to fire him without paying the buyout. Since he is only making 3.8/year would an offer from Texas in the 2.5 range be enough for Tennessee to pay the remainder and not report any findings to the NCAA? 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 12:40 PM, Dbeasy said:

I have a very hard time believing Sark can just take Flood and potentially Banks and Wiggins without Saban flipping his lid. 
 

I know Bama chick said his retirement will be a year long festival but I just don’t see a guy like him wanting that. I see him just announcing one day he’s done. Maybe O’Brien is really interviewing for the head coaching job. Far fetched, but sark taking a bunch of coaches is also unusual. 

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Wiggins would be an odd fit given that Coleman appears to be getting the WR coaching job outright 

Saban is going to have to decide if he wants to pay up to keep Banks

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  On 1/14/2021 at 1:18 PM, Fud said:

Wiggins would be an odd fit given that Coleman appears to be getting the WR coaching job outright 

Saban is going to have to decide if he wants to pay up to keep Banks

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There’s also the slight issue of BoB being the OC. 

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The Athletic: Four things Steve Sarkisian has to get right to turn Texas around his way

Relevant coaching part here:
 

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1. Staff construction

Sarkisian offered no hints on Tuesday about who’s coming with him or when those hires will get wrapped up. But he and athletic director Chris Del Conte have talked a big game about the group of coaches the new head man is assembling. On the day of the coaching change, Del Conte teased that Sarkisian is working on a “super exciting” and “incredible” staff. He’s gotten quite a bit accomplished on that front since Jan. 2.

“We’ll hire a staff that is smart, that is bright, that has great personalities but yet has a tremendous work ethic so that we can achieve the greatness that we’re all striving for,” Sarkisian said.

Texas hasn’t announced any hires, but Sarkisian reportedly has Alabama colleagues A.J. Milwee and Kyle Flood on board for his offensive staff. Running backs coach Stan Drayton is being retained, and Sarkisian told the Austin American-Stateman that receivers coach Andre Coleman is staying on as well.

Bo Davis, Terry Joseph and Blake Gideon are reportedly on board for Texas’ defensive staff, though titles and responsibilities seem to still be a work in progress. The real mystery here, though, is what Sarkisian intends to do about his defensive coordinator hire.

Mississippi State’s Zach Arnett could end up being the pick. He’s not going to be the new defensive coordinator at LSU, as The Athletic’s Bruce Feldman reported, but Arnett is in the mix for Oregon’s vacancy. His 3-3-5 defense at San Diego State ranked No. 2 nationally in scoring (12.7 points per game allowed) in 2019. In his first season in Starkville, Mississippi State finished with a top-25 defense in takeaways and against the run. Arnett did ink an extension in mid-December, so swiping him likely requires paying a buyout. Alabama’s Pete Golding could be a contender, too, though you’d think such a hire would pretty much require Nick Saban’s blessing. And it’s possible Chris Ash, the man Texas is already paying $800,000 a year to be their defensive coordinator, should not be counted out.

Whoever the choice is, Sarkisian needs a defensive coordinator and two more assistant coaches. He’s also reportedly planning to bring in Cal strength coach Torre Becton and move on from Yancy McKnight. What the new head coach builds beyond those 11 roles matters a great deal, too. He knows the immense value of the deep support staff at Alabama, because that’s how he got back into coaching. So it’ll be interesting to see who he lures for analyst positions to boost the on-field staff.

 

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  On 1/14/2021 at 1:22 PM, Istian said:

There’s also the slight issue of BoB being the OC. 

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BOB is an Easterby type, that's why he was brought in to PSU and Easterby to Houston.  Even though that move accelerated his demise I could easily see BOB not approving of Banks and his "friends".

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  On 1/14/2021 at 1:24 PM, Orange&White said:
No fucking shit. This site is quickly becoming fucking worthless.
We have a thread about the coaching staff that gets overrun with fucking diabetes, dumb fucking college stories and snakes eating fucking dogs and I have to sift through 90% fucking garbage just to find out about fucking coaching news in a thread clearly labelled as a coaching thread that included warnings about staying on topic.
There are a LOT of other places on this site that all of those topics can be discussed but apparently a bunch of fucksticks just can't keep themselves from fucking up regular threads with stupid shit.
Is there any board where this shit doesn't happen?
 

You must've loved the Urban or bust thread.
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  On 1/14/2021 at 1:26 PM, RollLeft said:

BOB is an Easterby type, that's why he was brought in to PSU and Easterby to Houston.  Even though that move accelerated his demise I could easily see BOB not approving of Banks and his "friends".

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BOB doesn't get to make those kinds of decisions.  Saban is going to decide who is and isn't on staff - and he clearly doesn't care how exotic his coaches girlfriends or pets are so long as they get it done in recruiting and on the field.

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