Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

7 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

What's the Kendra Scott stuff?

Herman was/is fucking Kendra

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

7 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

It was almost certainly the incident described by CTJ and others on here, which consisted of him getting in a drunken fight with Michelle while on a booster's private plane. Michelle allegedly tried to open the airplane door while in the air. 

Nah, I don't think the players would give one shit about that and likely wouldn't even know.  The sick kid thing would be more likely IMO

[Deej 76858]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Kendra was/is pegging Herman

fify

[TexasRenegade 2460]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nah, I don't think the players would give one shit about that and likely wouldn't even know.  The sick kid thing would be more likely IMO

Also, I may be misremembering, but I don't think that event occured this past summer. I think it was closer to when he originally came on board.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10331]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Seems like whatever is going to happen with DC and the other remaining open role, it's going to happen before Monday, doesn't it? I figure you want to hit the fucking ground running with your entire crew pretty quick. They've got 3 candidates left if Ash is gone, and he was hard to take seriously anyway, and we know Arnett and Golding have been met with, so that just leaves the "mystery guy".

Running out of people.. if it's not some NFL guy I keep coming back to possibly Rocky Long.  He said he wants to DC for 3 more years.  He's the guy that Arnett says he learned everything from and the only reason Arnett  was at MSU was because Rocky said no (jokingly).

[Skipper 6162]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The also inferred that Herman showed up blitzed for a meeting with Wilson's parents, and it was over at that point.

Yeah, I heard that story. .  Believe it was on campus recruiting event and damage was done before they could get Herman the F out of there.

[RollLeft 5045]

So Pruitt just boarded a uTn jet to fly to Cali to secure his star player returns.  Doesn't sound like he's gone, no vacuum of coaches to go there.  Looks like Neidermeyer will be the fall guy.

From another perspective this could mean the plan not going as Steele expected and may now entertain other offers and displace another.   

After refreshing myself of his resume, no thanks.  

Edited January 15, 2021 by RollLeft

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

fify

Herman is NowThis?

[Bevo 13590]

51 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

She change her name lol

I think you two are meant for each other.

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

20 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

No idea, but I would bet some money the "sick player" house he called to check on the brother's recruitment belonged to one Blake Brockermeyer.  It would definitely piss a parent off if Luke was indeed one of the players that caught Covid this summer....

Could be the hullaby family as well. 
also when did pouncey transfer?

[GTX Horn 1709]

Wait what’s the sick kid story? I missed that...

[crash_davis 23114]

52 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

honest question. is she black, white, latino, middle eastern? the cia should study her and her ways of looking like a different person and different race in every picture.

[RollLeft 5045]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

honest question. is she black, white, latino, middle eastern? the cia should study her and her ways of looking like a different person and different race in every picture.

her mom probably wonders the same thing

[USMCHorn 1369]

2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

honest question. is she black, white, latino, middle eastern? the cia should study her and her ways of looking like a different person and different race in every picture.

She's the future. She's what we’ll all look like in a thousand years. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

3 hours ago, Harvdog said:

In for 200.  Epps is a prime example of great measurables but not having the will or desire to be great.  He's a prototype TE in the pros. Jeff Banks will coach the shit out of him or he will hit the portal.

 

He also reminds me of seeing a guy who is athletic and 7’ tall.  If dude had a hook shot, he would be on a court somewhere getting paid..if Epps can figure it out, our TE room is scary good

Absolutely. If he can put it together # we got Epps, Wiley, Leibrock, and I guess if Helms is underrated? Doesn't matter, those first 3 should beast out 

[SquishMitten 10421]

Did they ever disclose the off the field event that happened this summer/season that caused Herman to lose all remaining support in the admin? Remember them teasing that late last year.

It would be better for the program if they hold off on that until after he gets a job somewhere. Driving down his next salary hurts us

[TexasRenegade 2460]

4 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Wait what’s the sick kid story? I missed that...

From IT:

 

"Imagine preaching family, but then when a player of yours is sick you call his house to not check up on him, but rather to see how his brother’s recruitment is going."

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

honest question. is she black, white, latino, middle eastern? the cia should study her and her ways of looking like a different person and different race in every picture.

She's all of them, fam. 

[DanTheHorn 4938]

8 hours ago, Foosters said:

So you're going to die on this hill and your entire argument relies on the opinions of . . . the citizens of Alabama?

Good luck.

We all have experiences that make us wary of certain things and for me it was NC fans telling us that Mack's special teams always sucked and I discounted them for being stupid basketball fans. So ever since I head the warnings but surly made sure to remind me that taking positions based on feelings that lack logical arguments fall on their face.

 

[Gil Bang 25984]

11 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Running out of people.. if it's not some NFL guy I keep coming back to possibly Rocky Long.  He said he wants to DC for 3 more years.  He's the guy that Arnett says he learned everything from and the only reason Arnett  was at MSU was because Rocky said no (jokingly).

I doubt that.  

Rocky left SDSU because he didn't want to deal with the "pressures" of being a Head Coach.   

I tend to think that being DC at Texas is as much pressure as  being HC on The Mesa. 

[LCHorn 2624]

21 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

It was almost certainly the incident described by CTJ and others on here, which consisted of him getting in a drunken fight with Michelle while on a booster's private plane. Michelle allegedly tried to open the airplane door while in the air. 

I’m told that Michelle likes to overdo it and they are both kind of bad mix when alcohol is involved.  Supposedly he’s been sober since June.  It was definitely an issue with players parents and one reason why the recruiting fell off a cliff so quickly.  You just can’t sell “I’m going to teach your boy to be a man,” when you show up to a recruit’s house obviously drunk.  

[bullzak 422]

14 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

I don’t remember the quote exactly from the vid but he said he hasn’t called a curl route in a long time bc no one runs cover 3 so why call it.

Never understood why GDGD insisted on majority of stop routes. You have your receiver catch the ball with his back to the defense and then go from standing start and break tackles for YAC. 

Happens sometimes but not often enough. 

Crossing and hitting guys on the move seems like a much better base passing game. 

[Fud 9552]

1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Personally surprised the Golding--Lanning--Muschamp "switcheroo" isn't getting more run given, assuming for sake of the discussion that it's true, it means Boom is actually on the table and interested in taking a DC gig this year. And if we assume Boom's order of preference for programs is UGA > Bama > UT, Sark's best move would be to play a game of chicken with Boom by not taking Golding and forcing the issue solely into the Bama/UGA court.

Bama isn't willing to push Golding out to make room for Lanning, or UGA isn't willing to can Lanning for Boom -- both realistic scenarios -- Boom is essentially down to UT DC, Bama/UGA analyst or assistant position, or sitting 2021 out. 

Tough to play a game of chicken with him when he’s fine sitting out a year and then coaching Georgia next year 

[RGBIII 22840]

@derpyhorndog anything going from Detroit to Austin yesterday? 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Do we have a post-Zoom call update yet?

[Horn Dog 9884]

15 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

She's the future. She's what we’ll all look like in a thousand years. 

If true, I am playing with all you guys tits in a thousand years

[RollLeft 5045]

Personal information
Born:	September 13, 1974 (age 46) Sherrill, New York, U.S.
Career information
High school:	Vernon-Verona-Sherrill (NY)
College:	Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Career history
As coach:
RPI (1996) Graduate assistant Amherst (1999–2000) Defensive line coach Syracuse (2001–2003) Offensive graduate assistant New England Patriots (2004) Offensive assistant New England Patriots (2005) Assistant offensive line coach New England Patriots (2006–2010) Linebackers coach New England Patriots (2011) Safeties coach New England Patriots (2012–2017) Defensive coordinator Detroit Lions (2018–2020) Head coach

[UncleSonny 6573]

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@derpyhorndog anything going from Detroit to Austin yesterday? 

Woof. That's about the only name that has come up (non-Stoops division) that seems like has the potential to be a disaster.

[futureman 22510]

38 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The also inferred that Herman showed up blitzed for a meeting with Wilson's parents, and it was over at that point.

they implied. you inferred. 

[Hobbes 18]

14 minutes ago, bullzak said:

Never understood why GDGD insisted on majority of stop routes. You have your receiver catch the ball with his back to the defense and then go from standing start and break tackles for YAC. 

Happens sometimes but not often enough. 

Crossing and hitting guys on the move seems like a much better base passing game. 

Hitting guys on the move sounds great, however, like Sark mentioned it all depends on personnel. It is much harder for a quarter back to hit a WR mid stride than a standing still target. 
 

Also, if you have 6’4 WR that runs a 5.0 40 it’s going to be hard for him to run away from the defender, but he can high ball a pass on a shorter CB with a curl. 
 

It all works just depending on personnel. Herman refused to change his offense for different personnel. Best example at UT of adapting to personnel is Shaka smart atm.

[irishtexan 11522]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Woof. That's about the only name that has come up (non-Stoops division) that seems like has the potential to be a disaster.

IIRC, that dude claims to be related to Patricia and he's literally the only one pushing this narrative. He tweets about Patricia all the time. He also tweets a bunch of dumb political shit. He's an idiot and can be disregarded.

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Never understood why GDGD insisted on majority of stop routes. You have your receiver catch the ball with his back to the defense and then go from standing start and break tackles for YAC. 
Happens sometimes but not often enough. 
Crossing and hitting guys on the move seems like a much better base passing game. 

Mack Brown’s scared to death of turnovers and negative plays. Chris Simms not seeing ahead gave them pause, as did pumpfakes, true playaction, rb screens, and jumpballs. GDGD’s dink and dunk offense gave them control over turnover liability. Against good defenses, it was less effective, moreso than it should, except in 2005 and 2008, when Colt’s and Vince’s brilliance and off-schedule plays made the offense less stagnant.

Herman shared GDGD conservative tendencies, specifically in attempting to manage games and mitigate risk.

All gas and no brakes is music to the ears. I expect the best offensive coaching since 2012, when Harsin overperformed despite some ragtag talent.

[RandomIdoit 657]

1 hour ago, UncleBuck said:

she can talk however tf she wants. that's not why she's here for

She ain’t come here to play school. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

With the story of pleb players not relating to Herman, do we really want to bring in the Patricians?

[C-Man 27239]

I'll be disappointed if Ash doesn't lick our collective butthole on the way out of town. 

[Teryor 4476]

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

IIRC, that dude claims to be related to Patricia and he's literally the only one pushing this narrative. He tweets about Patricia all the time. He also tweets a bunch of dumb political shit. He's an idiot and can be disregarded.

Specifically said he was friends with Patricia's cousin, semantics but ya he's literally the only one saying it, should be taken as seriously as the fucking squid 

[DanTheHorn 4938]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Someone needs to let her know Tennessee orange is a sin.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1613]

18 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@derpyhorndog anything going from Detroit to Austin yesterday? 

I said this a while back, but Patricia has family here.  A good friend knows this family member.  They asked that person if Patricia was interested in the Texas job and they said “No.  He wants to stay in the NFL.”.

[6th Street 6444]

24 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@derpyhorndog anything going from Detroit to Austin yesterday? 

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

3 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I said this a while back, but Patricia has family here.  A good friend knows this family member.  They asked that person if Patricia was interested in the Texas job and they said “No.  He wants to stay in the NFL.”.

Great news.  We just got rid of an asshole head coach.  Don't need to hire a new one as DC.

[bullzak 422]

14 minutes ago, Hobbes said:

Hitting guys on the move sounds great, however, like Sark mentioned it all depends on personnel. It is much harder for a quarter back to hit a WR mid stride than a standing still target. 
 

Also, if you have 6’4 WR that runs a 5.0 40 it’s going to be hard for him to run away from the defender, but he can high ball a pass on a shorter CB with a curl. 
 

It all works just depending on personnel. Herman refused to change his offense for different personnel. Best example at UT of adapting to personnel is Shaka smart atm.

Understood but all that time OU kicked our ass their safeties never had to show their backs to our QB. Never. Just crowded the line so we could run or throw short passes into a stacked box. Predictably bad results. 

Way too easy to scheme unless you have witches at QB. 

[bullzak 422]

And I am all for stop routes but not as the sole foundation of your route tree. 

[cdain3 3454]

I said this a while back, but Patricia has family here.  A good friend knows this family member.  They asked that person if Patricia was interested in the Texas job and they said “No.  He wants to stay in the NFL.”.

But does he like money?

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

23 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If true, I am playing with all you guys tits in a thousand years

Obligatory username checks out.

[conVINCEd 21469]

I’m not sure I want a surly coach with no college experience out on the trail.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m not sure I want a surly coach with no college experience out on the trail.

Not conVINCEd?

[90's_Horn 175]

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

11 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I said this a while back, but Patricia has family here.  A good friend knows this family member.  They asked that person if Patricia was interested in the Texas job and they said “No.  He wants to stay in the NFL.”.

But does he like money?

....and does he like monKey?

[Vertigo 20298]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Can we get one of the resident females to hook her up with a low cut burnt orange dress and some cowboy boots?

No no no, I get the sentiment but nothing less than stripper heels will do for her. 

[Vertigo 20298]

41 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I’m told that Michelle likes to overdo it and they are both kind of bad mix when alcohol is involved.  Supposedly he’s been sober since June.  It was definitely an issue with players parents and one reason why the recruiting fell off a cliff so quickly.  You just can’t sell “I’m going to teach your boy to be a man,” when you show up to a recruit’s house obviously drunk.  

He just meant he was going to try to fight them in the front yard. 

[closetohumping 17454]

50 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

honest question. is she black, white, latino, middle eastern? the cia should study her and her ways of looking like a different person and different race in every picture.

Cablinasian