Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Message Board User 12395]

10 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

I’m a bit freaked out by the Asian child gif on a post about blowjobs and DP

@TxTow

[Tex-19 2872]

Man this shit sounds like it's getting pretty wild. 

A few days ago I was wondering about Lanning and even Schumann as off the radar candidates but though Lanning wouldn't leave and Schumann too inexperienced. Hope I was wrong about that second part.

Also interesting that Golding is being connected to LSU too. Saban must want him out.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

 

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

dp dammit

-South Austin’s mom every night

15 minutes ago, cafe society said:

So, he has less of a definite record than Golding?  And he is a superior candidate to Golding because?  Not being pugnacious, just curious.

I find you to be very pugnacious, sir. I would say your post even borders on truculence, or dare I say, bellicosity. 

[Gil Bang 25983]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm more interested in Ringo's mother (and best wishes to for her breast cancer treatment). 

Shit, breast cancer could be a "big" problem for her.

Pale white girls are my wheelhouse.   I was married to a natural redhead, I've been with a blonde Danish woman for 10 years.  

But Ms. Ringo?   Oh yeah...I'd take a little of that for sure. 

[Huckleberry 33041]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

-South Austin’s mom every night

I find you to be very pugnacious, sir. I would say your post even borders on truculence, or dare I say, bellicosity. 

[The Beast 585]

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

[cafe society 2872]

7 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

-South Austin’s mom every night

I find you to be very pugnacious, sir. I would say your post even borders on truculence, or dare I say, bellicosity. 

And in turn your response smacks of joviality.  You appear to be in a companionable mood, or dare I say, convivial.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

Sark raiding the whole damn school

[TankedBevo 2484]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Shit, breast cancer could be a "big" problem for her.

Pale white girls are my wheelhouse.   I was married to a natural redhead, I've been with a blonde Danish woman for 10 years.  

But Ms. Ringo?   Oh yeah...I'd take a little of that for sure. 

I'm glad we all now know your kink man 😜

[The Beast 585]

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

And in turn your response smacks of joviality.  You appear to be in a companionable mood, or dare I say, convivial.

[Newy25 7703]

It has been assumed CDC is FCB’s source so if that is not the case, who is his source? Whoever it is so far appears to know what the fuck he/she is talking about. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1393]

Looks like the rivalry between the Big 12 and the SEC is is about to jump up a notch or two. Can hardly wait until we nail AtM and Alabama's hides to our wall. 

[Nowhichski 32]

On 1/13/2021 at 11:28 AM, drt said:

 

Saban will probably hire Wade Phillips. 

[Laxtonto 12090]

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

Edited January 16, 2021 by Laxtonto

[Bevo 13590]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Looks like the rivalry between the Big 12 and the SEC is is about to jump up a notch or two. Can hardly wait until we nail AtM and Alabama's hides to our wall. 

Tap the brakes. The only way we could avoid losing to Bama by 30 is if we bought half their coaching staff.

[Texasrocks 2148]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

This. If we have baller position coaches the support staff becomes less impactful. As long as we have an organized, well run, evaluation and scheduling group these coaches should be able to take care of the rest. Gone are the days when we have to send Carrington out with Warehime or Giles to close on their recruits. In hindsight that is just embarrassing. 

If the coaches are good, the support staff are for continuity when the coaches get hired away 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1393]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Tap the brakes. The only way we could avoid losing to Bama by 30 is if we bought half their coaching staff.

in 2022? Guess again.

[TexasEx 1667]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

What the fuck is this shit? 

[texifornia 57032]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

There it is

https://247sports.com/college/georgia/Article/Dan-Lanning-turns-down-Texas-Longhorns-remain-at-Georgia-Football-159355139/

[UncleBuck 6455]

[closetohumping 17453]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

damn 

[UncleBuck 6455]

He got his $

[DanTheHorn 4938]

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

BREAKING: Dan Lanning staying at UGA 24/7

Fuck yuo.. told you FCB wasnt a real source

So now that Muschamp knows he does not have a home is he back in play?

[deech 2291]

Proof again that Chip is a fraudulent cocksucker.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

So is it...

 

All gas, no brakes (game day)

or 

All gas, no breaks (practice)

 

[Texas Wahoo 3402]

 

[DanTheHorn 4938]

3 hours ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

Time to text your buddy and ask him what the hell is going on?

[texifornia 57032]

3 hours ago, MissouriHorn said:

Just texted my buddy. (Both sides are working on it being a) Done deal. Lanning and Sark have same agent. Played a big role. 

hello

Edited January 16, 2021 by texifornia

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

I’ve already started drinking in celebration of the Lanning hire.  
 

Not sure how to proceed 

[Bevo 13590]

Just now, DanTheHorn said:

Time to text your buddy and ask him what the hell is going on?

It looks like we are forcing hands.

[closetohumping 17453]

We got played.  I just went from 14 to 8

[RGBIII 22840]

@MissouriHorn and @Caddox

[DanTheHorn 4938]

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Clicked on lets #LetsRunItBack and it takes me to University of Miami stuff. 

[MissouriHorn 94]

1 minute ago, DanTheHorn said:

Time to text your buddy and ask him what the hell is going on?

I said, “Wtf is this”

“He got a big raise”

Sorry y’all. Last time I try to break a story. Neg away. 

[cdain3 3454]

I’ve already started drinking in celebration of the Lanning hire.  
 
Not sure how to proceed 

Do you have any absinthe?

[UncleBuck 6455]

Clicked on lets #LetsRunItBack and it takes me to University of Miami stuff. 

Common phrase.

[RGBIII 22840]

Btw Lanning agent is......Jimmy Sexton. FUCK THAT GUY

[TommyGufano 6021]

12 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Tap the brakes. The only way we could avoid losing to Bama by 30 is if we bought half their coaching staff.

We don't do that here

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

3 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm more interested in Ringo's mother (and best wishes to for her breast cancer treatment). 

 

Ridiculous fake tits, stretch marks, and likely a terrible tummy tuck. Do not want

 

Also, Ringo has a giant head so her pussy probably looks like an open faced roast beef sandwich

Edited January 16, 2021 by JesusSweatDuck
Humor

[Bevo14 8355]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Btw Lanning agent is......Jimmy Sexton. FUCK THAT GUY

Is there anybody that fuckhead doesn't represent?

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

So Georgia has got Kirby Smart as HC and Muschamp as an analyst and they're going to make Lanning one of the highest paid DC's in college?  Kudo's to them.

[Js1 85449]

What the fucking fuck 

[Rip76 4946]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Btw Lanning agent is......Jimmy Sexton. FUCK THAT GUY

And to add the dramatic, “Lanning turns down Texas job!”  And everyone else he interviewed with.

[Gil Bang 25983]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ridiculous fake it, stretch marks, and likely a terrible tummy tuck. Do not want

Oh believe me, she'd "fake it". 

[cafe society 2872]

20 minutes ago, The Beast said:

You actually made my point for me in a gif.  Thanks.

[cmontexas 3272]

Who needs a defensive coordinator anyway?

[texifornia 57032]

Dude got a huge raise, and doesn't have to move. Worked out pretty tidily all around for him.

[Chuckie Finster 22702]

4 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I’m always wary of national writers claiming someone is “emerging as a favorite.” It means nothing and is an easy tool for agents to use for a raise.
That being said, I’d love Lanning.

Again, beware the “emerging as a favorite” shit.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So Georgia has got Kirby Smart as HC and Muschamp as an analyst and they're going to make Lanning one of the highest paid DC's in college?  Kudo's to them.

Money whipping UGA was always a long shot, but I’m glad we went for it. On to the next candidate. 

[Butch Had Not 2982]

Ok. Onto the next option.