Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[DanTheHorn 4938]

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Ok. Full special teams coach w/Mr pole assassin, Full safety coach w/ Joseph. 

Maybe Sark will pull a Mack Brown and make him LB coach like Mack making Applewhite RB coach to grow him into a larger role.

[Michael Knight 12989]

4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Also fuck podcasts.  Why the fuck would I waste an hour listening to something that I could digest in 5 minutes if it was in written form.

Or 4 days if it's a thread 

[WBT 20642]

36 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Larry McDuff is tan, rested and ready.

*Mac Duff

[RGBIII 22840]

15 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Also fuck podcasts.  Why the fuck would I waste an hour listening to something that I could digest in 5 minutes if it was in written form.

It’s not the information you’re looking for, it’s the friends you make along the way

[SimkinsMan 4410]

*Mac Duff

Misspellings are a crime, dog.

[alphahorn 1637]

16 hours ago, futureman said:

stafford made throws like that in his sleep when he was in high school. 

true, but he was too drunk to remember them

[Longhornlove 4837]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

It’s not the information you’re looking for, it’s the friends you make along the way

[UDontKnow 10447]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

It’s not the information you’re looking for, it’s the friends you make along the way

[RGBIII 22840]

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I’m not your buddy, guy!

[theaveragejon 988]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

I’m not your buddy, guy!

I’m not your guy, friend!!

[Rimbo 26019]

4 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

I’m not your guy, friend!!

I'm not your friend, pal!

[idigTexas 2289]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

I'm not your friend, pal!

I'm not your pal, motherfucker.

[TexasEx 1667]

Listened to the podcast. Thanks guys. But hate to break it to y’all, Immamac and RGB don’t know shit about the DC and may or may not lie to us. 

[RGBIII 22840]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Listened to the podcast. Thanks guys. But hate to break it to y’all, Immamac and RGB don’t know shit about the DC and may or may not lie to us. 

[NTVTXN 1432]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Listened to the podcast. Thanks guys. But hate to break it to y’all, Immamac and RGB don’t know shit about the DC and may or may not lie to us. 

Where do I send my $9.95?

[NTVTXN 1432]

Just now, RGBIII said:

I love this gif.

[Laxtonto 12090]

53 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Put out a transcript and I’ll read it.

Would you instead prefer a private newsletter distributed to the top fans from our esteemed staff...

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

2 hours ago, Hmmm said:

 

He's not bitching about free information.  It's more about posting in the appropriate forum/thread.  This thread might as well be titled, "so, what's on your mind right now?".   I'm not complaining - most of y'all are having good ol' fun wading through a shallow pool of meaningless shit - so, have at it.  And, this pool of meaningless shit could be organized into smaller puddles of shit, but for whatever reason, the Surly posting guidelines have completely been ignored for these coaching search threads. 

And once again, I'm not complaining.  Just pointing out a double-standard, if such a thing can exist on topical discussion. 

 

off topic, reported

[IDIOTsavant 8499]

47 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Give me cliffs of the transcript and I’ll read them. 

Or an audiobook version...

[FloridaHorn 4769]

6 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Listened to the podcast. Thanks guys. But hate to break it to y’all, Immamac and RGB don’t know shit about the DC and may or may not lie to us. 

I’m sorry that you felt it necessary to listen to the podcast to find this out.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

Immamac and RGB pimping the podcast.

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 530]

54 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Also fuck podcasts.  Why the fuck would I waste an hour listening to something that I could digest in 5 minutes if it was in written form.

listeater, is that you?

[RGBIII 22840]

11 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Where do I send my $9.95?

My venmo remains open...usernames the same

[SquishMitten 10421]

I'm not your pal, motherfucker.

I’m your mother fucker

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/N98DH-1610841521-3-1-31

Could be Arnett, or nothing. 

Pretty sure that plane was near Urban on the West Coast during Urbanmania.

Edited January 17, 2021 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[satyanash 14568]

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

McDuff is tan, rested and ready.

[WinningIsHard 4053]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

If he would just explain to all the recruits how hard winning is, then they wouldn’t be mad when they get to UT and underperform with Herman. 

My username continues to be relevant, I’m both pleased and pissed. I can’t believe that these recruits expect their coach to say hi to them in the hallways all the time. To be fair it’s hard to remember kids names when you’re dogshit hammered on all their recruiting visits. Hey...umm...punter...yeah you...you’re up man. How many carries does that kid from Arizona have? 10? 12 ypc...fuck him he’s done for the day. Yeah that has to be BC’s fault somehow lol. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

8 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

My donation situation is fluid...

But, is it clear or dark yellow?

[demos 3004]

still no DC?
cool, cool... 

After the last several years, we’ve decided to go in a different direction and try no dc.

[taybo20 2878]

1 minute ago, demos said:

After the last several years, we’ve decided to go in a different direction and try no dc.

Get another OC. Why only score on offense? Offensive defensive coordinator sounds good to me

[closetohumping 17454]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/id/N98DH-1610841521-3-1-31

Could be Arnett, or nothing. 

We’ve got bush?

[HenryJames 66135]

[closetohumping 17454]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

This might be your only straightforward post here

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

Some actual news!   Or at least a nice rumor. 

[TexasEx 1667]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

So they flew Golding through Starkville to throw us off the scent. Smrt. 

[NorLa Horns 1458]

Ya think Saban might be getting extra grumpy in his old age and nobody wants to work with him any longer that absolutely necessary?

 

[Laxtonto 12090]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Can we have Karl Scott or Tui as well?

 

[Bigbend1812 12928]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Can we have Karl Scott or Tui as well?

 

[Don Hornleone 530]

I thought this is a good thing according to Bama fans. Thought they think ol’Nick could land someone better.

[Newy25 7703]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Sark has crossed the line! 
 

- Alabama fan site. 

[6th Street 6444]

Thought he already interviewed  Arnett? Maybe bringing him in for a 2nd round

[hobbs 243]

We already took Saban's sex monkey, so what's the big deal with Golding coming.

 

[ClubWhatever 12153]

2 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

I thought this is a good thing according to Bama fans. Thought they think ol’Nick could land someone better.

He will promote Stoops and proceed to win 14 games.  

[Irish Wrist Watch 1394]

Boulder's pretty fucking awesome. I've heard it said that it was built by Texans. There's a small neighborhood on the edge of Chatauqua Park (edge of town) where all the streets are (or were) named after Texans.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Pooooooor bama

[Laxtonto 12090]

1 minute ago, Don Hornleone said:

I thought this is a good thing according to Bama fans. Thought they think ol’Nick could land someone better.

Well they wanted Muscham,  Pruitt, Lanning, or the other CO-Dc (or whaever he is titled) guy in GA, but with Lanning signing an extension, a second coach already leaving GA to be the DC at Indiana and it looking like Pruitt may survive the purge, they may not be so enthusiastic now.

Essentially they would be looking at Muschamp and anyone less that is available they will bitch about. Sounds somewhat familiar now that I type it all out.

[Teryor 4476]

3 minutes ago, Don Hornleone said:

I thought this is a good thing according to Bama fans. Thought they think ol’Nick could land someone better.

Bama fans are pissed Sark is taking more coaches than he should be allowed but it's ok because they suck and Nick always lands on his feet

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

15 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

If Gumps could write, Sark would make their list. 

[gmr548 16590]

Gideon, although he hasn't much experience, has coached CB's. Coaches coach, they aren't necessarily always specialists. You will have plenty of people qualified to coach CB's as actual coaches or analysts. For instance, Duane Akina used to be an Offensive Coordinator. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Akina usually did more for opponent’s offense as a DC tho

[gmr548 16590]

So, are we now waiting for the end of the NFL playoffs before announcing our coaching staff?  

Sources tell me we’re poaching the Jacksonville Jags HC.