Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Getafix 28,685]

3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Because all gas and no brakes? Can’t stop won’t stop? 

In other news, Gerry hinting we getting LJ. 

 

Seriously?  After this?

 

(Although - just noticed - their confidence scores aren't high.)

 

Mind posting what Hamilton said?

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

9 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I know I'm a bit late to the discussion but since people seem genuinely confused:

Director of player personnel: (Chang's old role now filled by Hughes) This is the married friend who identifies all the hot fuckable women who will be at the party and warns you which ones are crazy and which ones have herpes 

Director of recruiting: (Carrington) This is the female friend who plays wingman and helps talk up the single friend to the non-crazy / preferably disease free fuckable women

Coaches: The single friend who actually has to close the deal and gets to fuck 

 

Carrington has very little say/role in actually identifying the targets just as the personnel director has basically no role in trying to close on them. Evaluate Carrington by *how many targets walk through the door and evaluate Hughes by which targets were given the invitations. Two very different roles. 

This makes me feel a lot better about following the lives of high school boys.

[Rickylovesweed 14,532]

15 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Golding report is true, that is a very odd turn of events. I don’t see how Sark can try to take so many coaches when Saban pulled him off the scrap heap and gave him a shot. 

Sark's job is to win not be Saban's best friend. 

[TexasEx 1,667]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Mind posting what Hamilton said?

 

Something about Rudy Tomjanovich ? and Nahlin jumping in with some shit about a Mexican restaurant. Basically nonsense but they’re letting the other posters speculate he’s ours. 

[Bevo14 8,355]

51 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Hey, Alabama. Next time don't fucking take all our high school football players. You're going down.

Yeah this is a far bigger deal than taking a few coaches. According to them, Saban could replace all his coaches with janitors and win championships anyway. They can fuck off.

 

Edited January 17, 2021 by Bevo14

[Getafix 28,685]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Something about Rudy Tomjanovich ? and Nahlin jumping in with some shit about a Mexican restaurant. Basically nonsense but they’re letting the other posters speculate he’s ours. 

 

Thanks.

[troph 24,893]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Yeah this is a far bigger deal than taking a few coaches. Especially when, according to them, Saban could replace all his coaches with janitors and win championships anyway. 

Because he’s taking our players. Eff him and UMtOSU.

[IDIOTsavant 8,499]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Because sark is competitive and knows those guys best?  They don’t have to say yes. 

Here's a thought: Saban doesn't do anything out of the goodness of his heart. He does it if it'll help him win. Sark is sinply applying lessons learned.

[hookem48 4,701]

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Golding report is true, that is a very odd turn of events. I don’t see how Sark can try to take so many coaches when Saban pulled him off the scrap heap and gave him a shot. 

maybe Sark is just a cold blooded motherfucker

[Bevo14 8,355]

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Here's a thought: Saban doesn't do anything out of the goodness of his heart. He does it if it'll help him win. Sark is sinply applying lessons learned.

Precisely.  This dude has won so many games because he takes 0 chances with anything and pushes the envelope on whats allowed. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,119]

Considering we play Bama in the coming years, fuck them in any position we can.

[Modessit 5,603]

Apparently Pole Assassin is in Vegas. She working or did Banks go with her for a celebratory weekender? Seems weird if he got hired and then went on vacation.

Posted 16 hrs ago.

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

55 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

Podcast Worldwide.

[Rockwell Torrey 1,294]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Apparently Pole Assassin is in Vegas. She working or did Banks go with her for a celebratory weekender? Seems weird if he got hired and then went on vacation.

Shape shifted to an Asian for the occasion.

[RollLeft 5,045]

2 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Apparently Pole Assassin is in Vegas. She working or did Banks go with her for a celebratory weekender? Seems weird if he got hired and then went on vacation.

Probably gave her some money to go have fun while he gets to work.  

[Vertigo 20,298]

1 hour ago, hobbs said:

We already took Saban's sex monkey, so what's the big deal with Golding coming.

 

Because Golding is Saban's chalk monkey. Bama has long run a two monkey system as their secret sauce. No sex and no chalk makes Nick a sad boy.

[Vertigo 20,298]

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Hey, Alabama. Next time don't fucking take all our high school football players. You're going down.

[tonedeaf 56]

48 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Alabama will reload and be fine. Saban lost guys like Kirby Smart, Jeremy Pruitt, Lane Kiffin, Billy Napier, Mario Cristobal etc and never missed a beat.  

5 star talent sure helps.  

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Caesars. 
 

classy...

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

Just now, Doc Reeves said:

Caesars. 
 

classy...

I'm a fan of Wynn/Encore myself

[CTC2 2,798]

46 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

They wrote “Saban is fighting to keep” Golding.  So, no.  

Saban was going to let him go.  We are taking his seconds.  Not saying that's a bad thing but...

[Brothahorn 10,087]

16 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

maybe Sark is just a cold blooded motherfucker

[Yev Kassem 1,031]

He REALLY wants that analyst job, doesn’t he?

[Getafix 28,685]

 

FYI - posted a Perroni update on the Recr. Board. (Thinks they're looking good, but may be another week before any announcement.  And supposedly may have until the end of the month, to enroll.)

[Modessit 5,603]

Caesars. 
 
classy...

She's at Cosmopolitan. Friend is at Caesar's.

[Gene Parmesan 4,008]

Just now, Yev Kassem said:

He REALLY wants that analyst job, doesn’t he?

Analyst internship. 

[theaveragejon 988]

In other news Ray Thornton is grad transferring here. 
 

for non recruitniks that’s Rashann Thornton who wound up at LSU and tried to sign with Texas but Chuck said no?... class of 2016 I believe 

[Modessit 5,603]

Probably gave her some money to go have fun while he gets to work.  

Yeah, that's what I always did with my monkey-owning stripper girlfriends:

"Hey, babe! I'm gonna be busy this weekend. Why don't you go clubbing in Vegas? Charge whatever you want! Send me pics!"

[salonghorn 204]

44 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Golding report is true, that is a very odd turn of events. I don’t see how Sark can try to take so many coaches when Saban pulled him off the scrap heap and gave him a shot. 

Big time college football ain't bean ball

[idigTexas 2,289]

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I’m your mother fucker

Awesome.  I'm sure my 88yo mother would love a little action.  Thanks for stepping up.  

[LTtxfan 49,318]

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Btw Goldings agent is Sexton...just food for thought

Who is SARK's agent ??

[Dewey 3,286]

They go til Tuesday, if not I'm posting my tuna noodle casserole recipe. 

[T-shirt Sip 2,107]

49 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If the Golding report is true, that is a very odd turn of events. I don’t see how Sark can try to take so many coaches when Saban pulled him off the scrap heap and gave him a shot. 

Fuck that shit. Sark doesn’t owe Saban anything. He was a huge part of winning  him another NC. Do you think Saban told Sark he wouldn’t recruit Texas as hard since he’s here now?

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2 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Awesome.  I'm sure my 88yo mother would love a little action.  Thanks for stepping up.  

Cool a Ggilf

[RGBIII 22,840]

Who even needs a DC

[closetojumping 62,765]

26 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Apparently Pole Assassin is in Vegas. She working or did Banks go with her for a celebratory weekender? Seems weird if he got hired and then went on vacation.

Posted 16 hrs ago.
 

 

23 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Probably gave her some money to go have fun while he gets to work.  

Uh, no. I told you motherfuckers from my first mention of her that she continues to work. Showed up in Tuscaloosa and started working the Birmingham/Tuscaloosa circuit and never stopped. She has danced for players that played for Bama on the reg. This is how we’re rolling boys. Let’s.Fucking.Go.

[HenryJames 66,135]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Who is SARK's agent ??

Derka

[Newy25 7,703]

41 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Something about Rudy Tomjanovich ? and Nahlin jumping in with some shit about a Mexican restaurant. Basically nonsense but they’re letting the other posters speculate he’s ours. 

Just standard 9.95 nonsense. 

[Teryor 4,476]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just standard 9.95 nonsense. 

It's very Higdon-esque because it lets him retroactively say anything to fit what happens

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Who even needs a DC

It obviously means we’re getting Raymond. 

[RollLeft 5,045]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Uh, no. I told you motherfuckers from my first mention of her that she continues to work. Showed up in Tuscaloosa and started working the Birmingham/Tuscaloosa circuit and never stopped. She has danced for players that played for Bama on the reg. This is how we’re rolling boys. Let’s.Fucking.Go.

Dem knees though?!  Pass.

[UDontKnow 10,447]

26 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

In other news Ray Thornton is grad transferring here. 
 

for non recruitniks that’s Rashann Thornton who wound up at LSU and tried to sign with Texas but Chuck said no?... class of 2016 I believe 

*Rahssan Thornton.

And no, that's not what happened. Thornton sent in his signed LOI to LSU and then called Strong trying to join the Texas recruiting class. Strong didn't outright decline him, but said he couldn't take his commitment because he already formally signed with LSU.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,400]

2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Dem knees though?!  Pass.

Just means she's spent some time on them, good quality in my book. 

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36 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Saban was going to let him go.  We are taking his seconds.  Not saying that's a bad thing but...

So the bama writer is making things up?

[Errestaurants 2,570]

I would almost do anything to be a fly on the wall the first time Pole Assassin and Bob Rowling met at a donor shindig. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,630]

7 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

I would almost do anything to be a fly on the wall the first time Pole Assassin and Bob Rowling met at a donor shindig. 

I work in hotels. 
 

Me too. 

[Bevo 13,590]

I was in Vegas over Christmas and it was fucking dead. I've never seen Vegas like that. Half the hotels were closed. The casinos were almost empty. Our driver said that there has been a lot of crime this past year because of the clientele they are bringing in during Covid. He went on to describe some of the shootings outside various casinos.

[WinningIsHard 4,053]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Fong wrong?  That would mean even Elko doesn’t know that this kid is thinking?

If he’s thinking and he’s on an aggy trip then it has to be something like “man I didn’t know people really fucked sheep” or “why are those rednecks walking around with Sully was an American hero shirts on.” Fuck Elko, fuck aggy, and fuck any recruit not getting on this train. 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

I was in Vegas over Christmas and it was fucking dead. I've never seen Vegas like that. Half the hotels were closed. The casinos were almost empty. Our driver said that there has been a lot of crime this past year because of the clientele they are bringing in during Covid. He went on to describe some of the shootings outside various casinos.

her monkey has a conceal carry permit so no need to worry about PoleAssassin 

[mantis toboggan 850]

20 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

*Rahssan Thornton.

And no, that's not what happened. Thornton sent in his signed LOI to LSU and then called Strong trying to join the Texas recruiting class. Strong didn't outright decline him, but said he couldn't take his commitment because he already formally signed with LSU.

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