Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[ClubWhatever 12120]

I bet that monkey is the source of a *lot* of relationship strife. 

[runthebone 7967]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I'll always appreciate since73 for singlehandedly jinxing away their chances in the 08 RRS with this little gem: http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/showthread.php/17920-How-does-it-feel-to-wake-up-this-morning?s=9f189664fcc91b7e4da43b0278784d53

I remember that.  He was such a shitty poster.  Wasn't be the one who was robbed by a hooker?

[Daichee Bell 2925]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I recall after the win over Nebraska in 1998, me and a certain law school classmate who shall not be named ( @Daichee Bell) were shithoused on the Drag after the win and decided to follow a group who thought it would be fun to go jump in the Littlefield Fountain. We sprinted across campus only to be met by a wall of campus police around the fountain who figured this might be a thing. We casually waved to them on our approach and the jogged back to West Campus to drink some more.

Wait. The Nebraska game and fountain electrocution was 1998 (not 1999) when we broke their home win streak. 

Edited January 20, 2021 by Daichee Bell
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[Wulaw Horn 19067]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I bet that monkey is the source of a *lot* of relationship strife. 

If you are committed to dating a stripper you are all in on nonsense and chicanery.  The monkey can’t possibly be a deal breaker at all. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I bet that monkey is the source of a *lot* of relationship strife. 

I changed my kids diapers for years.  I don't understand why you would get a pet that you had to keep in diapers.  Fuck that shit

[conVINCEd 21469]

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I recall after the win over Nebraska in 1998, me and a certain law school classmate who shall not be named ( @Daichee Bell) were shithoused on the Drag after the win and decided to follow a group who thought it would be fun to go jump in the Littlefield Fountain. We sprinted across campus only to be met by a wall of campus police around the fountain who figured this might be a thing. We casually waved to them on our approach and the jogged back to West Campus to drink some more.

Didn’t we flip a bus on the drag, or am I misremembering?

[Bigbend1812 12915]

35 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Full pic

 

[ElChupacabra 254]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Better that than a Chevy

Better? At what? Leaving you stranded?

[Knewk210 244]

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I recall after the win over Nebraska in 1998, me and a certain law school classmate who shall not be named ( @Daichee Bell) were shithoused on the Drag after the win and decided to follow a group who thought it would be fun to go jump in the Littlefield Fountain. We sprinted across campus only to be met by a wall of campus police around the fountain who figured this might be a thing. We casually waved to them on our approach and the jogged back to West Campus to drink some more.

1999 or 1998? We upset them in Austin in 1998. I remember I was dating a hot Anesthesiologist and she was an Ole Miss grad she loved that game we we got married the next year. 

[GTNY 284]

19 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

So now that the dust is nearly fully settled, who gets a fire thread first?

Mods have already said they aren't allowing them this time (thank god)

[MAGS® 400]

5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Didn’t we flip a bus on the drag, or am I misremembering?

Nobody flipped the bus but we were on top of it.  Drag was full.  

[DanTheHorn 4914]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you are committed to dating a stripper you are all in on nonsense and chicanery.  The monkey can’t possibly be a deal breaker at all. 

As long as he does not marry her. Otherwise @NeverMarryAStripper will have something to say about it.

[South Austin 52453]

4 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

@SouthAustin we were there in 99, too. I got my foot in when everyone started getting hit by the electricity. Then we jogged back to west campus to drink some more. 

I wasn’t there for the post game in 1999. I left after the game to go back to Dallas where I lived at the time.

However, after the win over in Nebraska in 2003, we went back to the End Zone Club and I, as the drunkest guy in the tent, assumed the role of checking everyone’s ID. Good times.

[ClubWhatever 12120]

1 minute ago, MAGS® said:

Nobody flipped the bus but we were on top of it.  Drag was full.  

Couldn’t get my fucking dollar burrito.  Assholes. 

[Butch Had Not 2969]

Siap

saw that @Mitch Cumsteen has laid with dogs on hardcore husky and didn't get crowd sourced. 

Good job. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

3 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

Nobody flipped the bus but we were on top of it.  Drag was full.  

I was hammered because a buddy graduated that day and his parents threw a game watching party with an open bar to celebrate., and we ran up the tab.  I recall a bus being accosted, but couldn’t remember if it was flipped.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I wasn’t there for the post game in 1999. I left after the game to go back to Dallas where I lived at the time.

However, after the win over in Nebraska in 2003, we went back to the End Zone Club and I, as the drunkest guy in the tent, assumed the role of checking everyone’s ID. Good times.

Was the only time we just really kicked their ass.  The rest were soul stealing close wins.  Many last second and improbable, like the fumble forced by Ross in 2006 where all the NU receiver had to do was fall down after the catch and our walkon backup kicker who had never played had to come in and kick the winning FG.

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

1999 or 1998? We upset them in Austin in 1998. I remember I was dating a hot Anesthesiologist and she was an Ole Miss grad she loved that game we we got married the next year. 

We beat them at Nebraska in 1998. Applewhite threw the TD sidearm and got concussed to win. 1999 was at DKR Applewhite to who? Mike Jones

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

28 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

So now that the dust is nearly fully settled, who gets a fire thread first?

I think the mods said no more of them. A new era of longhorn football!

[Orange&White 5522]

30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You think she drives her real car when she’s working the clubs - that’s her burner car. 

Right? It’s like no one here has ever seen Roadhouse. Dalton drove the beater to work but kept the Mercedes under wraps. 

[South Austin 52453]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Was the only time we just really kicked their ass.  The rest were soul stealing close wins.  Many last second and improbable, like the fumble forced by Ross in 2006 where all the NU receiver had to do was fall down after the catch and our walkon backup kicker who had never played had to come in and kick the winning FG.

Ah yes. The 2006 game was truly Providence.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

5 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Was the only time we just really kicked their ass.  The rest were soul stealing close wins.  Many last second and improbable, like the fumble forced by Ross in 2006 where all the NU receiver had to do was fall down after the catch and our walkon backup kicker who had never played had to come in and kick the winning FG.

 

[Knewk210 244]

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 

We beat them at Nebraska in 1998. Applewhite threw the TD sidearm and got concussed to win. 1999 was at DKR.

 

OK bad memory on my part. I remember the turning point was Nebraska fumbling near our goal line?

[Bamboozled73 315]

 

Nvm

Edited January 20, 2021 by Bamboozled73
Nvm

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

Was the only time we just really kicked their ass.  The rest were soul stealing close wins.  Many last second and improbable, like the fumble forced by Ross in 2006 where all the NU receiver had to do was fall down after the catch and our walkon backup kicker who had never played had to come in and kick the winning FG.

Yes. We really are 95% responsible for breaking Nebraska football and their fans forever. Remember the “classiest” fans in football that applauded us when we ended their home winning streak in 1998? Well by 2006 they were well on their way to losing their minds and eventually quitting the conference to languish at the bottom of the Big 10 forever. Turns out it is easy to be a “classy” fanbase when you are winning all the time.

[Bamboozled73 315]

Nm

Edited January 20, 2021 by Bamboozled73
Nm

[Knewk210 244]

23 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you are committed to dating a stripper you are all in on nonsense and chicanery.  The monkey can’t possibly be a deal breaker at all. 

You're an attorney. No mopery and buggery?

[conVINCEd 21469]

26 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If you are committed to dating a stripper you are all in on nonsense and chicanery.  The monkey can’t possibly be a deal breaker at all. 

Can we also have a little tomfoolery and shenanigans?

[immamac 42835]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think the mods said no more of them. A new era of longhorn football!

Fire threads can be started when they are warranted. Examples below

Historically bad performance in a single or multi game span

An off the field incident

Having less than a 50% win pct in year 1

 

 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

10 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

 

I remember watching that game on a 24" tube tv in some shithole restaurant in Sargent, TX after wade fishing East Matty that morning.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I remember watching that game on a 24" tube tv in some shithole restaurant in Sargent, TX after wade fishing East Matty that morning.

Musburger sounded so sad.  “Right through.” :  (

[Knewk210 244]

10 minutes ago, Bamboozled73 said:

It’ was the 1996 big 12 championship upset. 

No I'm not drunk yet. I remember going to a Nebraska game in Austin 1999. Nebraska was like #3 in the nation we upset them at that game.  a key play was a fumble at our goal line that turned the game.  

[27-25 2047]

9 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Turns out it is easy to be a “classy” fanbase when you are winning all the time.

I, for one, require proof before I'll buy this theory.  Sark, get to work!

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

15 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

OK bad memory on my part. I remember the turning point was Nebraska fumbling near our goal line?

Yeah Corell buckhalter fumbled going in. 
 

Mike Jones with the td to seal it. 
 

then 2002 I believe was the late interception to win again in Lincoln. 

[touchthemonolith 646]

It seems weird that Kwiatkowski would take one for the team over at Washington by accepting a demotion to placate Jimmy Lake for the benefit of the program, just to bounce to another defensive coordinator position that's only a moderate step up soon thereafter. If I'm a Huskies fan I'm struggling not to take this as a red flag that there's trouble in my program. What do Huskies fans make of all this?

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Can we also have a little tomfoolery and shenanigans?

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

And I want to say there was a bus incident the night Ricky won the heisman. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, touchthemonolith said:

It seems weird that Kwiatkowski would take one for the team over at Washington by accepting a demotion to placate Jimmy Lake for the benefit of the program, just to bounce to another defensive coordinator position that's only a moderate step up soon thereafter. If I'm a Huskies fan I'm struggling not to take this as a red flag that there's trouble in my program. What do Huskies fans make of all this?

We doubled his salary.

[Thiefery 4995]

Just now, touchthemonolith said:

It seems weird that Kwiatkowski would take one for the team over at Washington by accepting a demotion to placate Jimmy Lake for the benefit of the program, just to bounce to another defensive coordinator position that's only a moderate step up soon thereafter. If I'm a Huskies fan I'm struggling not to take this as a red flag that there's trouble in my program. What do Huskies fans make of all this?

[nunna yo bizness 1687]

39 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I bet that monkey is the source of a *lot* of relationship strife. 

Given her line of work I expect he's more concerned with all the other monkeys she spanks.

[Knewk210 244]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Yeah Corell buckhalter fumbled going in. 
 

Mike Jones with the td to seal it. 
 

then 2002 I believe was the late interception to win again in Lincoln. 

Ok thanks. It was a great game.

[texifornia 56862]

Just now, touchthemonolith said:

It seems weird that Kwiatkowski would take one for the team over at Washington by accepting a demotion to placate Jimmy Lake for the benefit of the program, just to bounce to another defensive coordinator position that's only a moderate step up soon thereafter. If I'm a Huskies fan I'm struggling not to take this as a red flag that there's trouble in my program. What do Huskies fans make of all this?

Based on hardcorehusky, Lake promised to let PK run his side of the ball, but he kept meddling as the season went on.

[taybo20 2825]

12 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

I remember watching that game on a 24" tube tv in some shithole restaurant in Sargent, TX after wade fishing East Matty that morning.

Funny, I watched in HD. I remember Bailey coming in the game and I was like...who?

Edited January 20, 2021 by taybo20

[TexasEx 1667]

Someone from tos posted this summary of today’s zoom. Accurate overall. I didn’t take notes like this because fuck that. 

I was able to attend a zoom call with Sark today. Below are items covered:

Sark watched the bowl game and felt we had some good young players that played hard, physical and with pride.

Feels like he has a good nucleus of players to work with. Not where we want to be, but not a rebuild.

Question asked about name image likeness. Said probably more of a CDC question, but said Texas can help them develop their brand not just while they are at UT, but after they graduate.

Hopes to finalize staff by end of week, with an announcement. Feels like staff has a great blend of recruiters and developers. He feels we have the top staff in the country. 

Someone ask a question about what makes the SEC so good. He said a combo of 3 things. 1) great coaches, 2) a lot of great players in the region to recruit, 3). The schools invest a lot of money in the football programs. He said that those 3 things are available at UT and that is what enticed him to take this job. He said he felt that UT would allow him to hire the best coaching staff in the country and he feels they have done that.

First team meeting tonight, since the brief intro meeting.

Off-season starts next week. NCAA rules prevent it this week.

Spring practice starts the Tuesday after spring break. He thought the date was 3/23. Said they would have 5 weeks with practices Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. The days in between they would watch film.

On recruiting he said it was very important to hire coaches that have recruited this stare. He said that the high school coaches in the state are great and have a lot more influence over the kids decisions and it is important to have relationships with the coaches in the state. Someone asked about balancing recruiting in Texas vs out of state. He said, Texas will be the focus, but UT has the brand to go out of state to pick up someone like Bijan Robinson. Thus they will look to pick up some kids out of state also. However they need to really make Texas a priority.

He said he’s a fan of BBQ, but hasn’t had a chance to try the local establishments. 

Message to letterman. He wants the to connect with current program. The door is always open. He wants current players to connect to the rich history of the program. 

Transfer portal has created free agency in college football. They will look to plug some gaps with the portal. However doesn’t want to make a living in the portal.

 

[touchthemonolith 646]

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

Sark watched the bowl game and felt we had some good young players that played hard, physical and with pride.

You mean the guy who's now running our program actually took the time to watch last year's game film?

[Saint Tacky 1614]

 

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ah yes. The 2006 game was truly Providence.

I was there in 2006. Driving sleet and fog. It was amazing.

But, I believe 2010 was my favorite trip to Lincoln. They were ready to eat us alive and Garrett Gilbert had his finest hour as a Longhorn and we dominated them with what was likely the worst team Mack Brown took to Lincoln.

[NTVTXN 1432]

1 hour ago, Effyourcouch said:

Where is the shredded cheese? I refuse to eat without shredded cheese. 

Shredded cheese? Where’s the damn guac???!! 
That sad ass pic screams “I eat my fajitas at On the Border”.  GTFO with that crap.

[South Austin 52453]

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

 

I was there in 2006. Driving sleet and fog. It was amazing.

But, I believe 2010 was my favorite trip to Lincoln. They were ready to eat us alive and Garrett Gilbert had his finest hour as a Longhorn and we dominated them with what was likely the worst team Mack Brown took to Lincoln.

We had no business in any universe winning that game, which made the win that much more poetic.

[Bevo14 8303]

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

 

I was there in 2006. Driving sleet and fog. It was amazing.

But, I believe 2010 was my favorite trip to Lincoln. They were ready to eat us alive and Garrett Gilbert had his finest hour as a Longhorn and we dominated them with what was likely the worst team Mack Brown took to Lincoln.

That game was fucking amazing. Never seen a team hype a game up so much only to fall flat on their faces. And that corn aggy ass hype trailer they made before that game belongs in the internets hall of fame

[totallynotabuttpirate 5395]

I'm totally surprised that Hand hasn't found another job yet.