Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

^^case and point. We’ve hired much, much worse.

It's "case in point"

[Hammerhead 257]

13 hours ago, Teryor said:

[Chili dog 1787]

16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Someone could come up with a lame explanation for that. This hire is completely inexplicable and unnecessary. 

Recruiting, and that’s not a lame explanation. 

[RGBIII 22840]

drinking and trying to rationalize this...can’t fucking do it

[Hank_Hill 18804]

1 minute ago, Dijon Robinson said:

It's "case in point"

I’m officially drunk. ^^case and point 

[Txslnghrns 1353]

[elguapo 4586]

[cochamps 1879]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

^^case and point. We’ve hired much, much worse.

No. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

[TrashMaster G 17554]

14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I feel like somebody just on my parade and then told me it was canceled due to rain

You seem to be missing a verb.

[TenCarryTom 398]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Seems like they think he's a decent hire, for LB coach.  SAban kept him around for two years and he's a cancer?

If I see him on the sidelines for us it might give me a cancer. 

[Hank_Hill 18804]

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

No. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

This is our worst hire in 10 years? You actually think that?

[ForTheCorner 51]

We traded Coleman Hutzler for a Stoops? And a lesser Stoops at that??

The honeymoon ended tonight.

[Hornlover 8830]

[Hammerhead 257]

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, ForTheCorner said:

We traded Coleman Hutzler for a Stoops? And a lesser Stoops at that??

The honeymoon ended tonight.

The retarded Stoops.  I hope Sark rethinks this before it’s official. 

[blacklab 11928]

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is our worst hire in 10 years? You actually think that?

Yes. Some stories will come out in the next few days. 

[Ricky Butler 2716]

So who has confirmed this news?

[Rimbo 25924]

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Welp, Sark had a good run.
 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Ok...someone needs to update this with news of the Stoops hire.

https://captiongenerator.com/2107502/SurlyHorns-Reacts-to-the-Coaching-Search

 

Edited January 22, 2021 by CowtownHorn

[Voluminous Banality 1032]

4 minutes ago, ForTheCorner said:

We traded Coleman Hutzler for a Stoops? And a lesser Stoops at that??

The honeymoon ended tonight.

Maybe Sark thought there would be too much confusion having two Colemans on the same staff.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Anyone think Sark wakes up tomorrow morning really hungover looks at his phone and instantly regrets tonight? 

[RGBIII 22840]

God fucking dammit, I wasn’t wanting to believe this shit but now that Coke head is liking tweets from the MOC

[perfectchaos007 6637]

I'm confused because Sark said putting together a staff is like putting together a puzzle and Mike Stoops is that puzzle piece a dog ate and you had to recover it from his bowel movement 4 days later.

Edited January 22, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[Ricky Butler 2716]

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Anyone think Sark wakes up tomorrow morning really hungover looks at his phone and instantly regrets tonight? 

Or he can get Tosh approved by compliance much more easily.

[Machinator 32099]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

I'm confused because Sark said putting together a staff is like putting together a puzzle and Mark Stoops is that puzzle piece a dog ate and you had to recover it from his bowel movement 4 days later.

I wish it were Mark Stoops rather than this shithead.

[perfectchaos007 6637]

3 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Yes. Some stories will come out in the next few days. 

I didn't think Casey Horney could be topped yet here we are

[Stunns38 3460]

Please not be true. Please be a LB analyst. ANALyst. Not a goddamn official corch. Maybe Saban rehabbed him, lulz.

[Rimbo 25924]

19 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Go to the sooner boards and see what they are saying.

[conVINCEd 21469]

15 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

there are 50 other guys that don't have his baggage.  the guy is a failure.  seriously, hire Derrick Johnson and have PK teach him how to coach LBers.

The ONLY positive is he has some knowledge of Riley's O...if he can string enough words together to explain it. 

DJ is actually a pretty fucking good idea.

[CHIEF 5083]

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Seems like they think he's a decent hire, for LB coach.  SAban kept him around for two years and he's a cancer?

I am slowly coming to the belief that Saban has divine intervention from God to win National Championships. It is a byproduct of what he is really doing. His real calling is ridding great coaches of their self-destructive behavior, and setting them back on the path to doing what they were meant to do, their passion, coaching football. Has Mike Stoops been rehabilitated? Probably. Do I want him on the coaching staff? Fuck no. But, who has been on the Saban Wagon, and gone on to embarrass themselves afterward? 

I guess this what happens when you go from anger, denial, rationalization, back to anger, denial, rationalization. Just a vicious cycle......and bourbon.

CHIEF

[satyanash 14484]

For what it's worth, I don't think Stoops' WIkipedia page is correct. There are press releases from 2017 naming him as "Defensive Coordinator/Outside Linebackers' Coach/Assistant Head Coach"

So at least it's been more recent since 1991.

[Hank_Hill 18804]

3 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Yes. Some stories will come out in the next few days. 

More influential to the program as a whole than Strong, Watson, Beck, Herman, Mehringer? Come on now.

[bschoolprof 6252]

Sark has his first major fuckup. That’s strike 1. 

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

For what it's worth, I don't think Stoops' WIkipedia page is correct. There are press releases from 2017 naming him as "Defensive Coordinator/Outside Linebackers' Coach/Assistant Head Coach"

So at least it's been more recent since 1991.

He's not coaching OLBs, though. At least that's not what we've been led to believe.

[cochamps 1879]

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

This is our worst hire in 10 years? You actually think that?

Hiring this guy is roughly akin to electing Hitler to a US office.  JMO.🤮

[Hank_Hill 18804]

Just now, cochamps said:

Hiring this guy is roughly akin to electing Hitler to a US office.  JMO.🤮

Hitler had some good ideas...

[dcar00 14182]

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I am slowly coming to the belief that Saban has divine intervention from God to win National Championships. It is a byproduct of what he is really doing. His real calling is ridding great coaches of their self-destructive behavior, and setting them back on the path to doing what they were meant to do, their passion, coaching football. Has Mike Stoops been rehabilitated? Probably. Do I want him on the coaching staff? Fuck no. But, who has been on the Saban Wagon, and gone on to embarrass themselves afterward? 

I guess this what happens when you go from anger, denial, rationalization, back to anger, denial, rationalization. Just a vicious cycle......and bourbon.

CHIEF

Jeremy Pruitt?

[Radical Larry 28589]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I wish it were Mark Stoops rather than this shithead.

Well, we've incorrectly covered the Stoops coaching family tree in about 30 minutes on this thread. By morning, we'll have someone posting Drake Stoops is taking a job here. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hitler had some good ideas...

Stahp.

[Gene Parmesan 4006]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Well, we've incorrectly covered the Stoops coaching family tree in about 30 minutes on this thread. By morning, we'll have someone posting Drake Stoops is taking a job here. 

Cooper Stoops would have been the greatest of them all

[cochamps 1879]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hitler had some good ideas...

John Wilkes Boothe was a good actor.  Fuck off with this shit.

[Hammerhead 257]

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Saban right now...

[Hank_Hill 18804]

1 minute ago, cochamps said:

John Wilkes Boothe was a good actor.  Fuck off with this shit.

AH would’ve made a solid DC. Maybe a linebacker coach. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

55 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well actually he’s not a LB coach, which is part of the problem. 

But he does look like he's all gas, no breaks.

Edited January 22, 2021 by clapclapclap
Somebody open some windows!

[conVINCEd 21469]

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Hitler had some good ideas...

I apologize for the neg I gave you, been drinking a bit and my sarcasm meter was out of whack.

never mind.  You doubled down.

Edited January 22, 2021 by conVINCEd

[Hornlover 8830]

[ForTheCorner 51]

Running the 2-4-5 defense with Stoops coaching LBs is malpractice.

[NTVTXN 1432]

[Hornlover 8830]