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4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

"I'm sober now but I'm still stupid" is the worst victory lap I've ever seen.

He's the anti-Churchill

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9 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Gotta say, unless I missed it somewhere in the craziness, I'm a little disappointed we didn't at least get one prime CTJ rant out of this ten-hour rollercoaster

We did get a lot of middle fingers from him though

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

"I'm sober now but I'm still stupid" is the worst victory lap I've ever seen.

I don't know. It is kind of sweet. I think I will go with "I'm not sober but I'm still stupid" after I beat everyone's ass in the 50 and take a Revenge of the Nerds style victory stroll around the stadium.

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

"I'm sober now but I'm still stupid" is the worst victory lap I've ever seen.

Some men just want to watch the world burn 

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41 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If by “blocked,” Super K means Tex Pete took a shit in a box and dropped it off at the Post Office to mail to Bellmont, he’s correct. 

Did you package it with the dump CJ figuratively took on your chest? That little bastard. 

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2 minutes ago, 9.95-ers suck ass said:

Can we please stop acting like TFB, FCB, or anyone else’s 9.95 sources are worth a shit?
 

These guys do nothing but add negativity to the Texas football program and embarrass the University, all for the sweet sweet prize of being first on Twitter.

Fuck them all. Lowlifes.

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Just now, touchthemonolith said:

Maybe if it's Stoops he can give us some insight on how Riley runs his offense for the RRS?

Please, someone tell me something to justify this decision.

we already hired one dude (who was an offensive coach) to try and tell us this

unfortunately for Herman...

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Officially sober. Still hope it happens just to watch y’all absolutely melt again.

You waking up this morning after defending the Stoops hire all night.

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7 minutes ago, 9.95-ers suck ass said:

Can we please stop acting like TFB, FCB, or anyone else’s 9.95 sources are worth a shit?
 

These guys do nothing but add negativity to the Texas football program and embarrass the University, all for the sweet sweet prize of being first on Twitter.

Fuck them all. Lowlifes.

The fact that you created this sock to say this and didn’t have the balls to do it under your primary screen name is the most embarrassing aspect of this subject.

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Anyone willing to believe that this was just a hoax or trial balloon is a fucking idiot. This fucking clown was hired and the money revolted, and they should have. And I don't mean, one BMD had a problem. Since last night, shit apparently went fucking nuts for CDC and Hartzell, and it should have.

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This was an orchestrated hire by Sarkisian, and it is a fucking problem. We saw Strong do this with Shawn Watson. Herman hired Horny, but he wasn't trying to pull one over. He was just oblivious and wound up surprised that there was blowback but stuck with his guy anyway. I am sick and fucking tired of watching average intelligence-level men elevated to a position of power and feeling like they can do whatever the fuck they want, even with an entire fanbase in revolt, because they think they're smarter than everybody else.

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Anyone willing to believe that this was just a hoax or trial balloon is a fucking idiot. This fucking clown was hired and the money revolted, and they should have. And I don't mean, one BMD had a problem. Since last night, shit apparently went fucking nuts for CDC and Hartzell, and it should have.

I just went through about 10 pages happily negging any idiot trying to rationalize the Stoops hire. @Hank_Hill and @closetohumping were stars of the show with their abject stupidity on the pages from 285-292/3. Just some epically bad shit. I thought watching people defend the Watson hire at the time, or the Horny hire ("oh Shaggy posters, what's the big deal with hiring a rape orchestrator anyway?"), or the Valai hire was nauseating and unbelievable, but there were actually people on this thread basically already parroting "trust Sark". No thanks. 

This was an orchestrated hire by Sarkisian, and it is a fucking problem. We saw Strong do this with Shawn Watson. Herman hired Horny, but he wasn't trying to pull one over. He was just oblivious and wound up surprised that there was blowback but stuck with his guy anyway. I am sick and fucking tired of watching average intelligence-level men elevated to a position of power and feeling like they can do whatever the fuck they want, even with an entire fanbase in revolt, because they think they're smarter than everybody else.

Football isn't a complicated enterprise. Tracking coaching personnel and performance isn't complicated either. There are mountains of information freely available regarding these coaches and their work history and personal lives. We don't have access to what happens inside a program's walls, but that's it for the limits. People funding this fucking enterprise and making Sarkisian, Strong, and Herman rich beyond their wildest dreams aren't morons or clueless. Almost everyone involved is smarter than any one of those three imbeciles. Fuck Sarkisian for this stupid shit and fuck any of you willing to play the clown and buy into the premise that the dude didn't have an offer. Fuck Del Conte for letting his idiot employee attempt to pull this off, especially after they both were counseled weeks ago that Stoops couldn't be a part of the fucking plan. Going through motherfucking Zooms and kissing babies all the while knowing you were going to show us with your last hire. Motherfucking shitbag.

Tough break for @OnAComputer and his boys, as having Stoops inside the walls of Bellmont would have been a real coup for them.

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You waking up this morning after defending the Stoops hire all night.

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Didn’t say it was a good hire. Just think the bleeding vaginography was a bit much.

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6 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

The fact that you created this sock to say this and didn’t have the balls to do it under your primary screen name is the most embarrassing aspect of this subject.

Ok fuccboi

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I did not read this thread after last night because I was too depressed. Did we really Schiano this thing or is he really going to be a coach at Texas? 

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I did not read this thread after last night because I was too depressed. Did we really Schiano this thing or is he really going to be a coach at Texas? 

He got Schiano'd

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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Anyone willing to believe that this was just a hoax or trial balloon is a fucking idiot. This fucking clown was hired and the money revolted, and they should have. And I don't mean, one BMD had a problem. Since last night, shit apparently went fucking nuts for CDC and Hartzell, and it should have.

I just went through about 10 pages happily negging any idiot trying to rationalize the Stoops hire. @Hank_Hill and @closetohumping were stars of the show with their abject stupidity on the pages from 285-292/3. Just some epically bad shit. I thought watching people defend the Watson hire at the time, or the Horny hire ("oh Shaggy posters, what's the big deal with hiring a rape orchestrator anyway?"), or the Valai hire was nauseating and unbelievable, but there were actually people on this thread basically already parroting "trust Sark". No thanks. 

This was an orchestrated hire by Sarkisian, and it is a fucking problem. We saw Strong do this with Shawn Watson. Herman hired Horny, but he wasn't trying to pull one over. He was just oblivious and wound up surprised that there was blowback but stuck with his guy anyway. I am sick and fucking tired of watching average intelligence-level men elevated to a position of power and feeling like they can do whatever the fuck they want, even with an entire fanbase in revolt, because they think they're smarter than everybody else.

Football isn't a complicated enterprise. Tracking coaching personnel and performance isn't complicated either. There are mountains of information freely available regarding these coaches and their work history and personal lives. We don't have access to what happens inside a program's walls, but that's it for the limits. People funding this fucking enterprise and making Sarkisian, Strong, and Herman rich beyond their wildest dreams aren't morons or clueless. Almost everyone involved is smarter than any one of those three imbeciles. Fuck Sarkisian for this stupid shit and fuck any of you willing to play the clown and buy into the premise that the dude didn't have an offer. Fuck Del Conte for letting his idiot employee attempt to pull this off, especially after they both were counseled weeks ago that Stoops couldn't be a part of the fucking plan. Going through motherfucking Zooms and kissing babies all the while knowing you were going to show us with your last hire. Motherfucking shitbag.

Tough break for @OnAComputer and his boys, as having Stoops inside the walls of Bellmont would have been a real coup for them.

 

On the bright side, Sark didn't double down.

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11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Anyone willing to believe that this was just a hoax or trial balloon is a fucking idiot. This fucking clown was hired and the money revolted, and they should have. And I don't mean, one BMD had a problem. Since last night, shit apparently went fucking nuts for CDC and Hartzell, and it should have.

I just went through about 10 pages happily negging any idiot trying to rationalize the Stoops hire. @Hank_Hill and @closetohumping were stars of the show with their abject stupidity on the pages from 285-292/3. Just some epically bad shit. I thought watching people defend the Watson hire at the time, or the Horny hire ("oh Shaggy posters, what's the big deal with hiring a rape orchestrator anyway?"), or the Valai hire was nauseating and unbelievable, but there were actually people on this thread basically already parroting "trust Sark". No thanks. 

This was an orchestrated hire by Sarkisian, and it is a fucking problem. We saw Strong do this with Shawn Watson. Herman hired Horny, but he wasn't trying to pull one over. He was just oblivious and wound up surprised that there was blowback but stuck with his guy anyway. I am sick and fucking tired of watching average intelligence-level men elevated to a position of power and feeling like they can do whatever the fuck they want, even with an entire fanbase in revolt, because they think they're smarter than everybody else.

Football isn't a complicated enterprise. Tracking coaching personnel and performance isn't complicated either. There are mountains of information freely available regarding these coaches and their work history and personal lives. We don't have access to what happens inside a program's walls, but that's it for the limits. People funding this fucking enterprise and making Sarkisian, Strong, and Herman rich beyond their wildest dreams aren't morons or clueless. Almost everyone involved is smarter than any one of those three imbeciles. Fuck Sarkisian for this stupid shit and fuck any of you willing to play the clown and buy into the premise that the dude didn't have an offer. Fuck Del Conte for letting his idiot employee attempt to pull this off, especially after they both were counseled weeks ago that Stoops couldn't be a part of the fucking plan. Going through motherfucking Zooms and kissing babies all the while knowing you were going to show us with your last hire. Motherfucking shitbag.

Tough break for @OnAComputer and his boys, as having Stoops inside the walls of Bellmont would have been a real coup for them.

 

yep they lost my trust trying to pull this shit.  this isn't good.  mike fucking stoops man.  are you fucking kidding me, it made my blood boil when i read it last night.  fucking asshole.

Posted
4 minutes ago, JPETERMAN said:

Sark needs a new slogan.  All Gas, No Brakes, But Surly and Big Money Donors Take the Wheel

Whoever said All Gas, No Stoops pretty much nailed it imo

Posted
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

I did not read this thread after last night because I was too depressed. Did we really Schiano this thing or is he really going to be a coach at Texas? 

schiano'd

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

On the bright side, Sark didn't double down.

He kind of did though.  First tried to hire him as DC but that was shot down - then tried to sneak him through as a LB coach.  We'll see if he goes for the triple and tries to bring him on as an analyst.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He got Schiano'd


Thank fucking Christ. It’s still a red flag that Sark tried to push this through after the feedback he got initially but at least the worst outcome has been avoided. 

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Well, I could've gone without CTJs last post. I really wanted to believe this was all bullshit and never actually had a chance of being true. Now, I will just hold out hope that they've learned a very valuable lesson.

Posted
4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Just checking in to see if everyone has stepped back from the ledge...

Yes, my friend, because we cut ties with all the lies that we'd been living in

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Posted
Just now, CastHorn said:

I hope that report was inaccurate & fan backlash didn’t actually negatively influence a hire. Not a good look. 

fuck the fuck out of mike stoops.  and fuck sark too for knowing how fucking much of a no it was and trying to do it anyway.

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He got Schiano'd

On the positive side, Greg Schiano deserves some credit for turning "Schiano'd" into a verb and it only indirectly referencing his witnessing a boy getting shower raped. He's really rehabbed his image.

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