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2 hours ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I envy the lucky mother fuckers who went to bed before the Mike Stoops news broke and wake up / check the internet after its already been refuted. They will never know the emotional scars us survivors of the ~10 hour 'Mike Stoops LB coach' tenure will carry for the rest of our lives. 

Guilty.  I did go back and enjoy the meltdown that commenced here, though.  

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7 minutes ago, 9.95-ers suck ass said:

I’m just reporting what I’m hearing from current and former players. They think these 9.95-er guys are creepy as fuck the way they follow their every second of their lives like tour groupies. They want to be important and on the inside so they can be cool.

No Texas player (especially these days) wants to talk to some frat boy looking douche who is annoying as fuck. In addition to Baizer, EJ Holland is another example of someone who has no business around Texas football- in any capacity.

As a program, we’ve got to keep these fuckers far away moving forward. The misinformation campaign that has been going on for nearly a decade now is a constant problem for every new regime. 
 

It needs to fucking stop now.

so to be clear here, you are saying that you are the voice of current AND former players (who what - don't have twitter? what are they worried about if they blast FCB or 247?)

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They think these 9.95-er guys are creepy as fuck the way they follow their every second of their lives like tour groupies. They want to be important and on the inside so they can be cool.

again, you think you are selling your bonafides, but you are just showing your troll mask halfway hanging off your face. the only folks this would specifically refer to are those who do recruiting and Texas doesn't have a Taylor Hamm around to follow people into bathrooms. In fact, of the recruiting folks who could be accused of "following" players around we probably have the least creepy dudes that Texas has had in years.

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No Texas player (especially these days) wants to talk to some frat boy looking douche who is annoying as fuck. In addition to Baizer, EJ Holland is another example of someone who has no business around Texas football- in any capacity.

EJ Holland has been gone from following Texas recruiting since about Feb 2019.

Baizer is pretty far from annoying?

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Posted
1 minute ago, Deej said:

Not as amusing as believing a bunch of people bitching about the hire on this board in the middle of the night nixed the deal. 

You think we were the only ones upset about this?

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2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I'll agree they're creepy and annoying.

But every program has them, and major helmet schools have an overabundance of them.  This is nothing unique to Texas.  

That's the most tired and whiny part of the rants about $9.95ers - the presumption that UT is unique with regard to them. It's fucking silly.

Now, if this dude were making a case for ending shit for Ketchum, I'd be interested. That is a legitimately bad dude near the program. Same for Chip Brown. But even that shit isn't unique. OU has an embezzling felon that is near illiterate covering their team. Oregon has a guy involved with their 247 site that also works for an agent. One of Clemson's writers is a money handler for them. I believe, but don't recall the details, that USC has some sort of felon, like a convicted pederast or something, covering them. ATM has Billy Liucci actively recruiting for them and crafting propaganda against Texas and other programs and then disseminating it to friendly media members. I guess the last one isn't "bad" for the native program, but I hope the guy and his work spontaneously combust into a ball of flames, so I'll leave it on here.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

You think we were the only ones upset about this?

No, but some dumbass started a "Surly got Mike Stoops" fired thread. 

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54 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Well, I could've gone without CTJs last post. I really wanted to believe this was all bullshit and never actually had a chance of being true. Now, I will just hold out hope that they've learned a very valuable lesson.

The likes Mike Stoops was handing out last night plus the follows on twitter suggested this was a done deal unless the M'fkr was trolling us.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, 9.95-ers suck ass said:

I’m just reporting what I’m hearing from current and former players. They think these 9.95-er guys are creepy as fuck the way they follow their every second of their lives like tour groupies. They want to be important and on the inside so they can be cool.

No Texas player (especially these days) wants to talk to some frat boy looking douche who is annoying as fuck. In addition to Baizer, EJ Holland is another example of someone who had no business around Texas football- in any capacity.

As a program, we’ve got to keep these fuckers far away moving forward. The misinformation campaign that has been going on for nearly a decade now is a constant problem for every new coaching regime. 
 

It needs to fucking stop now. Time to grow up 9.95-ers. It’s 2021.

As an outsider who came here for the Trump board and has no college football affiliation (outside of an Ivy league school which I couldn't care less about it's football program) that was one of the biggest things I noticed and mentioned before. Maybe if there was only 1 or 2 of these parasitic leeches then it wouldn't be so bad but there's like 5 or 6 just on this one program. All competing for a limited pool of fan dollars so they will definitely harass players and coaches and at times make things up or guess. In the smart phone social media age that's massively damaging to a coaching staff's ability to control the program and build positive consistency. 

It happened here just like I said where one such place puts it out then several others run with it without any direct knowledge and it becomes a storm of shit requiring the head coach to have to put a stop to it. The same thing happened in the Urban Meyer fiasco when that negotiation should never have been made public in the first place. 

Having that many of those sites is a massive problem for your program. 

 

 

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1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

That's the most tired and whiny part of the rants about $9.95ers - the presumption that UT is unique with regard to them. It's fucking silly.

Now, if this dude were making a case for ending shit for Ketchum, I'd be interested. That is a legitimately bad dude near the program. Same for Chip Brown. But even that shit isn't unique. OU has an embezzling felon that is near illiterate covering their team. Oregon has a guy involved with their 247 site that also works for an agent. One of Clemson's writers is a money handler for them. I believe, but don't recall the details, that USC has some sort of felon, like a convicted pederast or something, covering them. ATM has Billy Liucci actively recruiting for them and crafting propaganda against Texas and other programs and then disseminating it to friendly media members. I guess the last one isn't "bad" for the native program, but I hope the guy and his work spontaneously combust into a ball of flames, so I'll leave it on here.

if he was a halfway decent troll that is what he would be doing - obviously this isn't an actual person who follows Texas or Texas recruiting in literally any way or he would have dropped those names.

obviously it isn't someone's sock from around here or they would have dropped Chip's name.

it's a pretty transparent attempt at trolling, and not even a decent one.

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1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

As an outsider who came here for the Trump board and has no college football affiliation (outside of an Ivy league school which I couldn't care less about it's football program) that was one of the biggest things I noticed and mentioned before. Maybe if there was only 1 or 2 of these parasitic leeches then it wouldn't be so bad but there's like 5 or 6 just on this one program. All competing for a limited pool of fan dollars so they will definitely harass players and coaches and at times make things up or guess. In the smart phone social media age that's massively damaging to a coaching staff's ability to control the program and build positive consistency. 

It happened here just like I said where one such place puts it out then several others run with it without any direct knowledge and it becomes a storm of shit requiring the head coach to have to put a stop to it. The same thing happened in the Urban Meyer fiasco when that negotiation should never have been made public in the first place. 

Having that many of those sites is a massive problem for your program. 

 

 

1) stop feeding the troll. also your point is hilariously shitty.

2) go back to the CR

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Posted
1 minute ago, NoName said:

1) stop feeding the troll. also your point is hilariously shitty.

2) go back to the CR

You beat me to both posts.

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

As an outsider who came here for the Trump board and has no college football affiliation (outside of an Ivy league school which I couldn't care less about it's football program) that was one of the biggest things I noticed and mentioned before. Maybe if there was only 1 or 2 of these parasitic leeches then it wouldn't be so bad but there's like 5 or 6 just on this one program. All competing for a limited pool of fan dollars so they will definitely harass players and coaches and at times make things up or guess. In the smart phone social media age that's massively damaging to a coaching staff's ability to control the program and build positive consistency. 

It happened here just like I said where one such place puts it out then several others run with it without any direct knowledge and it becomes a storm of shit requiring the head coach to have to put a stop to it. The same thing happened in the Urban Meyer fiasco when that negotiation should never have been made public in the first place. 

Having that many of those sites is a massive problem for your program. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

As an outsider who came here for the Trump board and has no college football affiliation (outside of an Ivy league school which I couldn't care less about it's football program) that was one of the biggest things I noticed and mentioned before. Maybe if there was only 1 or 2 of these parasitic leeches then it wouldn't be so bad but there's like 5 or 6 just on this one program. All competing for a limited pool of fan dollars so they will definitely harass players and coaches and at times make things up or guess. In the smart phone social media age that's massively damaging to a coaching staff's ability to control the program and build positive consistency. 

It happened here just like I said where one such place puts it out then several others run with it without any direct knowledge and it becomes a storm of shit requiring the head coach to have to put a stop to it. The same thing happened in the Urban Meyer fiasco when that negotiation should never have been made public in the first place. 

Having that many of those sites is a massive problem for your program. 

 

 

So why the fuck are you still here? Trump is gone and you say you don't give a shit about Longhorn football. Whats the point you wanker?

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

That's the most tired and whiny part of the rants about $9.95ers - the presumption that UT is unique with regard to them. It's fucking silly.

Now, if this dude were making a case for ending shit for Ketchum, I'd be interested. That is a legitimately bad dude near the program. Same for Chip Brown. But even that shit isn't unique. OU has an embezzling felon that is near illiterate covering their team. Oregon has a guy involved with their 247 site that also works for an agent. One of Clemson's writers is a money handler for them. I believe, but don't recall the details, that USC has some sort of felon, like a convicted pederast or something, covering them. ATM has Billy Liucci actively recruiting for them and crafting propaganda against Texas and other programs and then disseminating it to friendly media members. I guess the last one isn't "bad" for the native program, but I hope the guy and his work spontaneously combust into a ball of flames, so I'll leave it on here.

I mean, how could you not cover at least the top 5 greatest hits from the Taylor Hamm era. Bathrooms. Waterslides. Dick pics. Abandoned children. Being 5'4"

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Posted

Wow, just when I thought this shit couldn't get any more wheels-off than bringing in an ace Bama coach & recruiter/stripper/sex monkey triumvirate, this Stoops fiasco unfurls.

Should've known better...Surly never ceases to amaze.  All Cray No Brakes

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18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That doesn't mean we shouldn't work for change. And what starts here, changes the world.

I'm up for a banner. "Just stop it, Ketch. You are literally the worst."

I mean, someone from Babylon 5 died. I'm actually shocked you're capable of posting here through your grief. I had just naturally assumed you'd be in a corner, sobbing uncontrollably and cutting yourself in turns while listening to Morrissey. Good for you, bud. 

To be fair, if we'd actually hired Mike Stoops I'd have been doing the same thing. Minus the Morrissey. Because that guy sucks and I have testicles. 

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FCB mentioned in a comment that he's hearing that we might be crossing Bob Gregory off the list of possible LB coaches. Disclaimer: FCB

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, how could you not cover at least the top 5 greatest hits from the Taylor Hamm era. Bathrooms. Waterslides. Dick pics. Abandoned children. Being 5'4"

According to GRHorn or whatever the fuck, I'd have a hard time picking on someone due to their height, given that I apparently stand an unimposing 5'6", roughly.

Anyways, I thought about Hamm, but he's covered thoroughly already, and you know that.

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Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

As an outsider who came here for the Trump board and has no college football affiliation (outside of an Ivy league school which I couldn't care less about it's football program) that was one of the biggest things I noticed and mentioned before. Maybe if there was only 1 or 2 of these parasitic leeches then it wouldn't be so bad but there's like 5 or 6 just on this one program. All competing for a limited pool of fan dollars so they will definitely harass players and coaches and at times make things up or guess. In the smart phone social media age that's massively damaging to a coaching staff's ability to control the program and build positive consistency. 

It happened here just like I said where one such place puts it out then several others run with it without any direct knowledge and it becomes a storm of shit requiring the head coach to have to put a stop to it. The same thing happened in the Urban Meyer fiasco when that negotiation should never have been made public in the first place. 

Having that many of those sites is a massive problem for your program. 

 

 

A significant problem within the UT athletics program a lack of communication between the athletics department and the fanbase. That void gives room for "insiders" to insert whatever "information" they choose. Often, that "information" is to the advantage of the writer, not the reader. All too often, information is intentionally from outsiders to protect large donors with little ability in managing college sports programs from accountability.

Going back before the Deloss/ Nick Voinis fiasco(s), Bellmont has created its own problem by trying to control the flow of information, both good and bad.

The responsibility for handling the problem belongs at the moment to Chris Del Conte.

Whether he solves (or at least mitigates) the problem remains to be seen.

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Posted
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Tosh circumstances are a lot different than Mike Stoops.

 

Tosh is regarded as a good positional coach whether defensive line or linebackers and his recruiting is out of this world.

 

Vacant positions are filling up fast and I'm perfectly okay with a Lupoi or Chris Marve type hire for the last position.

 

 

Regarded or you know...regarded?  

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Damn was impressed by Sark’s first staff selections but this is horrible IMO.  This jack off was fired by his brother for being horrible and an ass.  Hope someone was just putting this out as a rumor to see what happens.  

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Just now, closetojumping said:

According to GRHorn or whatever the fuck, I'd have a hard time picking on someone due to their height, given that I apparently stand an unimposing 5'6", roughly.

Anyways, I thought about Hamm, but he's covered thoroughly already, and you know that.

yeah. But I mean, apparently that some people forgot. Also, you can't revisit the classics too often.

My new operating theory here is that the 995er guy is Carl, returning in an effort to scuttle the reputations of 995ers and supplant himself as the only true source for player news. Seriously, it's fucking Carl. 

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There was Mike Stoops smoke two weeks ago or so.  Many seemed to assume it was so insanely idiotic it couldn't possibly be true.

Thank you to those who prevented it from actually happening.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

According to GRHorn or whatever the fuck, I'd have a hard time picking on someone due to their height, given that I apparently stand an unimposing 5'6", roughly.

Anyways, I thought about Hamm, but he's covered thoroughly already, and you know that.

Don't forget plump...allegedly.

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One other thing you knuckleheads who insist that this was a trial balloon, or that it was a rumor, or not a real thing need to keep in mind:

Burton basically fucking confirmed it this morning as well. No one is better connected to a combination of regents, boosters, and folks inside Bellmont. That's not TFB perhaps getting info directly from Stoops cocaine addled brain. It was a real hire. 

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4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

According to GRHorn or whatever the fuck, I'd have a hard time picking on someone due to their height, given that I apparently stand an unimposing 5'6", roughly.

Anyways, I thought about Hamm, but he's covered thoroughly already, and you know that.

Chin up my guy, with the hair in your favor you can claim 5'10" easy

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Dummy said:

FCB mentioned in a comment that he's hearing that we might be crossing Bob Gregory off the list of possible LB coaches. Disclaimer: FCB

He was on the list?

Posted
8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

According to GRHorn or whatever the fuck, I'd have a hard time picking on someone due to their height, given that I apparently stand an unimposing 5'6", roughly.

Anyways, I thought about Hamm, but he's covered thoroughly already, and you know that.

You are 5'6'' but 6'3'' with the ego. 

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Posted
9 minutes ago, hobbs said:

Wow, just when I thought this shit couldn't get any more wheels-off than bringing in an ace Bama coach & recruiter/stripper/sex monkey triumvirate, this Stoops fiasco unfurls.

Should've known better...Surly never ceases to amaze.  All Cray No Brakes

If anyone here questioned for even a moment that this thread could hit 300 pages, I assume they're wiser now. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

yeah. But I mean, apparently that some people forgot. Also, you can't revisit the classics too often.

My new operating theory here is that the 995er guy is Carl, returning in an effort to scuttle the reputations of 995ers and supplant himself as the only true source for player news. Seriously, it's fucking Carl. 

Could be. I'm 90% sure he was posting on some other sock recently - can't remember the thread or username.

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4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Incoming RD deep dive essay about how the clitoris is a myth with newspaper clipping citation from the Salem Witch Trials.

I chortled

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