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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT
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Sark: "I've got three other voices now in the building that know our systems, know our schemes, that are well-versed in them, and I'm very comfortable with them talking to anybody about what we need to get done or what we can work on. Clearly, Kyle's going to take the lead on that as the offensive coordinator, but they're all very well versed at implementing our schemes."

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Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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19 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Sometimes our meddling BMDs do good things. This was a good thing. Thank you BMDs stopping the Mike Stoops disaster. Cheers! 

 

Seriously, I don't think our alums/boosters/donors are particularly demanding at all. I think that is way overstated about Texas.

A&M message boards got Mike Sherman fired while he was in a recruit's house, for fuck's sake,and that school has no football tradition other than being fucking weird.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, someone from Babylon 5 died. I'm actually shocked you're capable of posting here through your grief. I had just naturally assumed you'd be in a corner, sobbing uncontrollably and cutting yourself in turns while listening to Morrissey. Good for you, bud. 

To be fair, if we'd actually hired Mike Stoops I'd have been doing the same thing. Minus the Morrissey. Because that guy sucks and I have testicles. 

You take that back!

I wouldn't listen to Morrissey.

God. I don't even grasp why anyone would ever listen to that guy. Not my speed.

Also, you knew about the Babylon 5 cast never before I did (because I only just learned about it by reading your post), so I'm wondering how much of your post is projection. Probably all of it. Confess! You have a secret collection of Morrissey cassettes hiding in the attic, and you're attempting to divert attention from it.

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Just now, Rimbo said:

You take that back!

I wouldn't listen to Morrissey.

God. I don't even grasp why anyone would ever listen to that guy. Not my speed.

Also, you knew about this before I did, so I'm wondering how much of your post is projection. Probably all of it. Confess! You have a secret collection of Morrissey cassettes hiding in the attic, and you're attempting to divert attention from it.

The Smiths are fucking timeless. His solo stuff .....nah.

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I'm personally struggling to be at the excitement level towards Sark right now that I was before last night. 

It feels like I had a banging, stacked, badass chick I just started going out with and then I found out she was texting one of her exes last night and now I have to walk around with her at my Aunt's bday party or something and knowing she's a sneaking little skank whore in my head but faking I'm still just as stoked about her as I was because that's what all my family thinks.

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11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Seriously, I don't think our alums/boosters/donors are particularly demanding at all. I think that is way overstated about Texas.

A&M message boards got Mike Sherman fired while he was in a recruit's house, for fuck's sake,and that school has no football tradition other than being fucking weird.

I think that is true and not true depending.  They fucked up the Saban hire.

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3 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

I'm personally struggling to be at the excitement level towards Sark right now that I was before last night. 

It feels like I had a banging, stacked, badass chick I just started going out with and then I found out she was texting one of her exes last night and now I have to walk around with her at my Aunt's bday party or something and knowing she's a sneaking little skank whore in my head but faking I'm still just as stoked about her as I was because that's what all my family thinks.

But is the sex good though?

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6 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

I'm personally struggling to be at the excitement level towards Sark right now that I was before last night. 

It feels like I had a banging, stacked, badass chick I just started going out with and then I found out she was texting one of her exes last night and now I have to walk around with her at my Aunt's bday party or something and knowing she's a sneaking little skank whore in my head but faking I'm still just as stoked about her as I was because that's what all my family thinks.

Cool story brah! How many times did you edit before hitting send? 

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27 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

So this was supposed to be the day Sark announced his full staff but we canceled Mike Stoops overnight!

Reminds me of the scene from the Office where Michael and Dwight were celebrating saving the Scranton Branch in front of David Wallace's house.  "We did it"

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29 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Terry Joseph did not get the memo. Black suit and burnt orange tie.

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Already failing to pay attention to detail 😉

https://texassports.com/sports/2013/7/26/FB_0726131126.aspx

 

Don't remember Blake having that much sunshine before. 

I'm going to take the lack of a recruiting coordinator as a sign that Lupoi is coming

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17 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

I'm personally struggling to be at the excitement level towards Sark right now that I was before last night. 

It feels like I had a banging, stacked, badass chick I just started going out with and then I found out she was texting one of her exes last night and now I have to walk around with her at my Aunt's bday party or something and knowing she's a sneaking little skank whore in my head but faking I'm still just as stoked about her as I was because that's what all my family thinks.

And what could you possibly know about that.

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3 hours ago, NoName said:

so to be clear here, you are saying that you are the voice of current AND former players (who what - don't have twitter? what are they worried about if they blast FCB or 247?)

again, you think you are selling your bonafides, but you are just showing your troll mask halfway hanging off your face. the only folks this would specifically refer to are those who do recruiting and Texas doesn't have a Taylor Hamm around to follow people into bathrooms. In fact, of the recruiting folks who could be accused of "following" players around we probably have the least creepy dudes that Texas has had in years.

EJ Holland has been gone from following Texas recruiting since about Feb 2019.

Baizer is pretty far from annoying?

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That was Carl, aka Horn in Dallas.  That should inform your conclusions one way or the other.

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