Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Laxtonto 13324]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

So Saban told Sark he’s coaching 2 or 3 more years and Sark said “Bye”

[Had Enough 2125]

[Vertigo 20500]

4 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So Saban told Sark he’s coaching 2 or 3 more years and Sark said “Bye”

So of all of the craziness this season, we also get to witness the reverse Boom?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13436]

12 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Do those considerations in any way support your theory?

My theory is supported by years of watching Sam play. LJH, CJ, mostly jump balls. Duv, interesting that his best year wasn’t when he played outside, but when the ball was dunked to him.

12 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

You don't love Sam.

I do, just like I love my kids but can recognize their weaknesses.

12 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Didn't trust them to be in the right spot, didn't trust them to finish their routes, didn't trust them to catch. May explain holding on to the ball some.

Now do the other 3 years of holding the ball too long and missing wide open receivers.

[Coach pop a bitch 6041]

Why Coleman? Is samples no Bueno? 

[Redneck Mutha 8203]

1 hour ago, BERT said:

so, Golding will bring Karl Scott with him? The big question is, where is Kendra Scott going? Yeah, think about that

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1714]

Tomorrow is gonna be fun when the staff has 0 of the names thrown out cause we all know the 9.95ers don’t know shit but we still bite on names thrown out (my dumbass included) 

[Gravy Train 976]

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So of all of the craziness this season, we also get to witness the reverse Boom?

Maybe we're now witness to the reverse Mack, er, reverse Saban

[Bevo14 8469]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

Tomorrow is gonna be fun when the staff has 0 of the names thrown out cause we all know the 9.95ers don’t know shit but we still bite on names thrown out (my dumbass included) 

Eh it won't be that surprising. I'm hoping at least Flood and Davis were accurate.

[Had Enough 2125]

Now do the other 3 years of holding the ball too long and missing wide open receivers.

Well I guess you're wise to use arguments that cannot be refuted. A literal interpretation of mostly jump balls is certainly not correct.

Anyway coaching thread.

[C-Man 27807]

So are we getting the rainmaker/bag man staff or not?

[NTVTXN 1439]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

So are we getting the rainmaker/bag man staff or not?

Tuesday, Bro. It’s always on Tuesday. 

[Brothahorn 10097]

3 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Tuesday, Bro. It’s always on Tuesday. 

2pc Chicken day, holla

[General Specific 3508]

2pc Chicken day, holla

Not buying it! I’ve seen no pics of Surly bbq chicken game...

[Radical Larry 28825]

11 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

2pc Chicken day, holla

Gimme the two piece special. Lots of hot sauce, and all the fries you can give me. Thank you. Thank you.

[Tex-19 3013]

Man so our "blank check budget" now appears to include $350k Coleman, first time coach Milwee at like ~$350k, 1 holdover in Drayton, no expensive OC, and low-cost Gideon? No idea what Joseph costs but would imagine reasonable but not cheap. Maybe like $600k. Sounds like we could offer over a mil to everyone left.

[Brothahorn 10097]

7 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Not buying it! I’ve seen no pics of Surly bbq chicken game...

I'm sure @immamac is working on his McChicken game for the 2021 season opener.

[Tex-19 3013]

If Lincoln interviews with Philly, Simmons has to rethink things right? Guess it may be too late by then unfortunately

[RGBIII 23020]

TFB says Raymond and Sark haven’t talked recently and they think they already have their guy

[RGBIII 23020]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

If Lincoln interviews with Philly, Simmons has to rethink things right? Guess it may be too late by then unfortunately

Probably brings him with him 

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

If Lincoln interviews with Philly, Simmons has to rethink things right? Guess it may be too late by then unfortunately

I would assume that Lincoln would take him to Philly with him if Simmons wanted to make the move.

[thunderlounge 8448]

16 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Not buying it! I’ve seen no pics of Surly bbq chicken game...

 

fail

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB says Raymond and Sark haven’t talked recently and they think they already have their guy

Scott.  And Golding.  

Golding / Davis / Scott / Joseph / Gideon

 

Guessing Raymond was the guy if Sark got Muschamp as DC.  When Golding became the choice so did Scott.  I've already written 6 chapters of this fan-fic.

Edited January 12, 2021 by Hiphopopotamos

[Laxtonto 13324]

Just now, RGBIII said:

TFB says Raymond and Sark haven’t talked recently and they think they already have their guy

If they think they have their guy implies it’s is another person on top of the guys already announced... with the news that Arnett is interviewing with LSU tomorrow would suggest Golding and co from Bama as a package pair

[texifornia 59038]

Barbecue chicken talk on a Texas message board? Alabama win confirmed.

[closetohumping 17825]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Scott.  And Golding.  

Golding / Davis / Scott / Joseph / Gideon

 

Guessing Raymond was the guy if Sark got Muschamp as DC.  When Golding became the choice so did Scott.  I've already written 6 chapters of this fan-fic.

Apparently Scott is a stud.

[Burt Macklin 19230]

35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

So are we getting the rainmaker/bag man staff or not?

Who gives a fuck? Get a staff that can coach and develop and the talent will come. 

[RGBIII 23020]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Who gives a fuck? Get a staff that can coach and develop and the talent will come. 

Good thing is Davis is both! 

[bigup2dahorns 3349]

[Hiphopopotamos 21192]

Sort of related:

 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1645]

Matt Patricia does have family in Austin fwiw.

[Laxtonto 13324]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Sort of related:

 

So that pretty much guarantees Flood then because he’s not getting a title/promotion 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

15 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB says Raymond and Sark haven’t talked recently and they think they already have their guy

fuck

[texashorn13 228]

4 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

This is where I'm at with it. I won't lie, once apathy set in this season, I didn't pay attention to the in-game game as much as normal, but 

a) goes without saying

b) a QB with good sideline and out throws helps that situation out tremendously, and that wasn't Sam, this year or ever.  

I know I'm a couple of pages late with this, but I want to add that Coleman probably gets the biggest pass from the last staff.  One of the podcasts recently talked about how much Tom meddled in the WR room...something to the effect of "he played it in college so he wanted to control the room and every aspect of the position."  Which further led into the complete whiffs we've had with recruiting WR.  Pretty much said that WR offers were not allowed without Herman's approval, and that he drug his feet badly on them because he wanted to evaluate them himself.

[Hank_Hill 20080]

4 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

fuck

Oh nooo Bamas DB recruiting and performance is so terribllleeeee 

[closetojumping 65507]

@FloridaHorn Any big updates making a splash just ahead of the game starting? We're on pins and needles here, sir.

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

 

19 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB says Raymond and Sark haven’t talked recently and they think they already have their guy

Personally would have preferred Arnett + Raymond over Golding + Scott but both are fairly great outcomes. Even if Golding underwhelms he should help Sark establish that Bama winning mentality throughout the program. A lot easier to impose all those small things that Bama does that give them an edge when you have both coordinators having just been coaching there. I don't care if we end up a shameless copy of the Bama program and their methods; it fucking works. 

[closetohumping 17825]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

@FloridaHorn Any big updates making a splash just ahead of the game starting? We're on pins and needles here, sir.

You're a real bastard

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Oh nooo Bamas DB recruiting and performance is so terribllleeeee 

Scott, if it happens, would be a fantastic hire, but LSU's recruiting and performance is better

[futureman 22713]

13 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

. I don't care if we end up a shameless copy of the Bama program and their methods; it fucking works.

uh, no shit. 

[Herminator 17]

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

@FloridaHorn Any big updates making a splash just ahead of the game starting? We're on pins and needles here, sir.

Wait!  It's Kevin Steele as DC/LB Coach ... 

Just kidding!  

[totallynotabuttpirate 5489]

4 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Scott, if it happens, would be a fantastic hire, but LSU's recruiting and performance is better

That has a lot to do with their homegrown talent in LA. 

[Michael Knight 13239]

So if Alabama wins 72-0 we're good?

[WBT 20994]

great catch

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

Man, Whittington and j. Smith have to be licking their chops while watching waddle and d. Smith.

[Dbeasy 15612]

Who can get get to replace Golding?

[Butch Had Not 3062]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

So if Alabama wins 72-0 we're good?

72-7

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1645]

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Man, Whittington and j. Smith have to be licking their chops while watching waddle and d. Smith.

Well, Whittington would actually have to suit up first.

[texifornia 59038]

wrong thread

Edited January 12, 2021 by texifornia

[futureman 22713]

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Man, Whittington and j. Smith have to be licking their chops while watching waddle and d. Smith.

except waddle and smith are better football players.