Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[closetohumping 17825]

Golding letting chumps like Day and Fields move the ball at will.

[Machinator 32103]

This isn't the game thread. Get your shit together.

[JesusSweatDuck 18126]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Your mom likes the backdoor play.

Touché

[alphahorn 1637]

burn clock bama damnit

[Newy25 7930]

Isn’t this QB a former 3 star recruit?  Because he looks like a first round pick. 

[Kurt Bowels 213]

17 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Big 12 refs are calling this game so . . .

But Texas isn't participating and an OU conference title isn't on the line. Those things matter in this shitty conference.

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

This is probably bullshit but I'm choosing to believe its real until proven otherwise 

 

edit: just realized this probably the wrong thread for it but oh well

Edited January 12, 2021 by HateYouAndMyself

[UncleBuck 6455]

Golding letting chumps like Day and Fields move the ball at will.

His DL has been outmatched so far. See how it shakes out. 17 points, first half almost over.

[closetohumping 17825]

Who dis:

[GTX Horn 1725]

13 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Golding defense looks like ass

But just think how good he’ll be with TEXAS players!

[JesusSweatDuck 18126]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

This isn't the game thread. Get your shit together.

blacklab sock confirmed

[alphahorn 1637]

Sark, is like 5:20 till half, well if our D shows up we should be able to score twice

[FloridaHorn 4887]

4 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Tom?

No, it’s Michelle.

[Hank_Hill 20079]

Just now, HateYouAndMyself said:

This is probably bullshit but I'm choosing to believe its real until proven otherwise 

Lotta things to dissect there. 
1. it’s a group chat called “Coach Sark”?

2. Did he screenshot his own phone (blue bubble)?

 

[UncleBuck 6455]

Lotta things to dissect there. 
1. it’s a group chat called “Coach Sark”?
2. Did he screenshot his own phone (blue bubble)?
 

3. It’s a joke

[Hank_Hill 20079]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

3. It’s a joke

4.????

5. Profit?

[texifornia 59036]

 

[derpyhorndog 2703]

Update: In a strange turn of events, the plane did a complete 180 and (based on the latest trajectory/attitude I can see) appears to be descending towards St. Louis....

Mea culpa for the hype, just reporting what I see. 

[GeoffE 37]

52 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Not to jump the gun, but the CTJ/Eltife jet left Miami earlier today, bounced around a few spots in TX (San Antonio, Fredericksburg, Addison/DFW) and is on it's way to what appears to be Madison, WI.  Disclaimer being that this plane has full-stop blocks on its FAA data, so no nice FlightAware text log of original/destination and the like - have to use a bare-bones (visual) software, so I won't be able to confirm destination for certain until its about to touch down.

Anyways, I disgress. Point being it's made some curious stops given the timing/situation and it looks to be on trajectory for Madison, home of UW. Home of Jim Leonhard, rising star DC for the Badgers that has been rumored as a target for the LSU search. Not saying IT'S HAPPENING, namely because he's a UW letterman, has been courted for other jobs before and seems loyal to the program, but quick search shows he only banks about $1.23MM per FWIW. 

Holy shit balls how is this not getting more play?! 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13290]

Bijan boner growing 18" with every Najee touch. 

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Who dis:

Dalai Lama must've gave him some hard hitting inside information again

[TexasRenegade 2611]

Bamas dbs do look for the ball.

[Hank_Hill 20079]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

Sark to Jacksonville. Fuck!!

[gmr548 16703]

Nm am dumb

[sdm 930]

4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

No, it’s Michelle.

Turtlette?

[Teryor 5014]

1 minute ago, derpyhorndog said:

Update: In a strange turn of events, the plane did a complete 180 and (based on the latest trajectory/attitude I can see) appears to be descending towards St. Louis....

Mea culpa for the hype, just reporting what I see. 

Holy shit we're getting the WashU of St Louis TE coach

[Burt Macklin 19230]

 Not including the fumble possession, Bama’s D has stopped tOSU on 3/5 possessions and given up just a FG and TD on the other two. 2 of the stops were 3 and outs. 

[closetohumping 17825]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

 Not including the fumble possession, Bama’s D has stopped tOSU on 3/5 possessions and given up just a FG and TD on the other two. 2 of the stops were 3 and outs. 

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

[TexEx15 17956]

 

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Smith might win another Heisman for this game.

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

7 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Sark, is like 5:20 till half, well if our D shows up we should be able to score twice

I think you may be right lol

[Funk Doctor Spock 13290]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

You and me both, Stewart. You and me both...

 

Signed, 

 

ALL OF LONGHORNS NATION

[UncleBuck 6455]

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

Did Henry Golding fuck your nephew?

[Don Hornleone 530]

Sark’s offense looks pretty simple to me. If you do your fucking job, collectively, we will score a shit ton of points. Now, do we have the ATH’s to do it? Starts with the beef up front, but goddamn does Bama have some playmakers too.

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

 

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Holy shit we're getting the WashU of St Louis TE coach

Yadier Molina couldn't find an MLB gig so he is instead joining us an QB analyst. He will split the load with Drew Brees

Edited January 12, 2021 by HateYouAndMyself

[Burt Macklin 19230]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Are you Henry Golding's nephew?

I’m just not sure what the fuck people expect from DCs in today’s game. Bama is not getting out coached on defense. 

[TexasRenegade 2611]

At least Golding doesn't think it's a good idea to cover Smith with a LB....yes I know it's simplistic take but still....really.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Just now, HateYouAndMyself said:

 

Yadier Molina couldn't find an MLB gig so he is instead joining us an QB analyst 

He’s going to teach Gideon to catch.

[The Tower 372]

 

 

[Newy25 7930]

3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

 Not including the fumble possession, Bama’s D has stopped tOSU on 3/5 possessions and given up just a FG and TD on the other two. 2 of the stops were 3 and outs. 

Fields is 6 of 15 passing. This is winning defense in modern college football. 

[TexasRenegade 2611]

Big 12 refs called holding!!!!!!

[pacman 7510]

I think Sark can make Kel. Dixon into a DeVonta Smith-lite in the next few years. Dixon is a smart player.

[FloridaHorn 4887]

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

At least Golding doesn't think it's a good idea to cover Smith with a LB....yes I know it's simplistic take but still....really.

tOSU doesn’t want to cover him with a LB either, but Sark is scheming that shit on them.

[Mother mopar 3388]

Who dis:

Somebody who talks alot

[Mason Ramsey 3503]

So it’s looking like Wiggins declined I guess? Would be nice to have him coming to Austin with a ring and getting to say you coached Devonta Smith to recruits.

[Pato del Muerto 53568]

Jesus hermione Christ. This is something. We have lots of talent at wr and I think enough talent at qb. Bijan. Just need to polish up the line via coaching and/or transfers, then lose the brake pedal and mash the gas.  

[alphahorn 1637]

3 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I think you may be right lol

yep, can't wait to haz some of that next year

[RichUT 1938]

So wait. Fields is 6/15 for 90 yards in the first half and people think Bama should be doing better defensively?

Did we all watch the same OSU vs Clemson game?

Seriously, surly. What in the literal fuck?

[BurntOrange&White 41969]

I see

Coleman getting the TE job tbh

[immamac 44391]

seriously though this isn't the game thread. This is the coaching staff thread.