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Just now, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

Orangebloods, man. gotta love it.

Posted
Just now, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

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Posted
Just now, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

My god, I picked the wrong profession. He gets paid to say that shit. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

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Good!  We all know how important it will be to break down every word to parse it for future national championships.  Can't clutter up this thread with that info.

Funny you mention it but lots of folks seem to enjoy doing just that. Plus berating the lame questions.
Posted
3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

Live Look at Anwar:

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Posted
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Probably more useful to follow his Venmo account anyhow. 

assuming he hasn't flipped it over to private yet - HURRY

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Anwar's first update in about 20 hours
"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."
It's almost as though he very suddenly and unexpectedly lost access to his direct line of information on our program and is scrambling to remain relevant with zero visibility into what's happening.

You hate to see it.
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Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

It's so weird the people they told us to keep an eye on aren't it now.  I bet if I paid $9.95 right now and subscribed I'd get the inside scoop. 

Posted
22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Shawn Watson.

I mean, Shawn Watson is the DC pick if you want to look at things like yards allowed and points allowed.  I remember he was the coordinator that held Texas to 59 yards in a bowl game.  

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

With Herman no longer there to have his water carried, Anwar goes back to being beyond useless.

I'm more irritated that the admin has decided to use FCB as their mouthpiece.  If you're going to do that, at least use a "reporter" who hasn't actively tried to hurt the school and the team.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Maker Bayfield said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

It's so weird the people they told us to keep an eye on aren't it now.  I bet if I paid $9.95 right now and subscribed I'd get the inside scoop. 

Very helpful update 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Fud said:

One poster breaks the seal with a terribly unfunny post, and many more follow 

How do I rep this post 100 times. 

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3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

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This meme passed through my mind several times from 11:00pm to about 7:30am.

Every time I woke up in the middle of the night and checked my phone for updates on the locked master thread and it was still on “18 responses”.

 

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20 minutes ago, Fud said:

Anwar's first update in about 20 hours

"We've reached the point where the names from last week are doing job interviews elsewhere. It feels like the most obvious answers at this point are the names that aren't it."

Amazing stuff. Reading that makes it seem as though I'm actually inside the mind of Sark, thinking as one with him. 

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2 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

DC will probably be someone we haven’t even hardly speculated, like the Terry Joseph hire was.

That’ll be $9.95, please.

Not possible - Surly has speculated everyone.  Do a search and any fucking name you can think of will have been mentioned and immediately shot down as a 'shitty' choice.  This is the most speculatin'est site on the internet.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m hearing that things are up in the air again once Mike Nolan became available 

Not sure we want a guy that hasn't recruited since '86.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Probably nothing, but:

 

 

After searching some other sites for any hints, it's apparently in regards to Xavier Worthy. 

https://247sports.com/player/xavier-worthy-46085856/

Rumors going around that he's wavering on his commitment to Meatchicken or there's hurdles for him to clear. Some of their fans think Sark is already up to no good. Either way when a player is compared to Desean Jackson. I'll gladly take him. 

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1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

After scouring some other sites for any hints, it's apparently in regards to Xavier Worthy. 

https://247sports.com/player/xavier-worthy-46085856/

Rumors going around that he's wavering on his commitment to Meatchicken or there's hurdles for him to clear. Some of their fans think Sark is already up to no good. Either way when a player is compared to Desean Jackson. I'll gladly take him. 

Supposedly they wont let him enroll early and he is getting out of his LOI. This would gruntle me very much

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Posted
54 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

It's famous here for never having Longhorn game coverage back in the ... 90's?

It was always excluded and pretty much the only place in Texas that was.

It became a running joke.

Back when ABC coverage maps were a thing a poster asked if Bandera would be getting the Texas game (when it should be obvious that Bandera would get it).

http://www.hornfans.com/threads/ut-vs-isu-coverage.8389/

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Woke up with a bad feeling. I don't know if it's Sark related or that poors food I ate 

Have you moved your bowels yet today?

if so, post photo and we can Surly-source whether it is Sark related. 

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3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

After scouring some other sites for any hints, it's apparently in regards to Xavier Worthy. 

https://247sports.com/player/xavier-worthy-46085856/

Rumors going around that he's wavering on his commitment to Meatchicken or there's hurdles for him to clear. Some of their fans think Sark is already up to no good. Either way when a player is compared to Desean Jackson. I'll gladly take him. 

Good Desean or bad Desean?

6'1" 160?  That's pretty much Devonta Smith?

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

With Herman no longer there to have his water carried, Anwar goes back to being beyond useless.

Better than the kabuki theater IT has been doing for a week. 

Posted
Just now, Napoleon said:

Have you moved your bowels yet today?

if so, post photo and we can Surly-source whether it is Sark related. 

Fuck. I did yesterday but it was a nice spiral. May have to wait until tonight before pics are posted to get a good read on it

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Posted
13 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not possible - Surly has speculated everyone.  Do a search and any fucking name you can think of will have been mentioned and immediately shot down as a 'shitty' choice.  This is the most speculatin'est site on the internet.

Raheem Morris.

Posted
1 hour ago, 40acredropout said:

You sure you want to see where she's gonna be getting railed?

Ha. As long as it’s not be someone of your ilk, I guess we’ll take our chances.  She’s got a lot more self/worth. 😉

And User name REEALLY checking out, here.

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17 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not possible - Surly has speculated everyone.  Do a search and any fucking name you can think of will have been mentioned and immediately shot down as a 'shitty' choice.  This is the most speculatin'est site on the internet.

I went searching and for some reason I kept coming up with @JOSEYWALES66 avatar, maybe I'm doing this shit wrong. 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

But did surly notice if this has been Charlie’s background image or has it recently changed?

 

 

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Just waiting for the press release saying "Charlie Strong hired as the Red McCombs and family Defensive Coordinator" 

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