Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think there should be some NFL names in the mix. I know that Patricia name is out there (gross) but I bet the DC is going to come straight out of left field. Also you left off Golding but that feels unlikely now

I think Golding was only ever going to happen if Pruitt was fired by Fake-UT and avoided catching a show cause or otherwise getting caught up in the stink of that scandal. Sounds like Pruitt is absolutely fucked and fully implicated in whatever nonsense they had going on down there, though. 

 

Minor silver lining with Arnett is if LSU is trying this hard to get him maybe they bend and let him bring that CB coach? Even if they won't force him out it might make them bid a bit less hard to keep him anyway. 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

he's currently under contract.  Think he'll just quit?

To join Meyer in the NFL (if that happens)? Yes. To go be co-DC in FU with that shitty Grantham? Hell no. 

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

10 minutes ago, PatrickMcHorn said:

Do you even 4pm, bro?

Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk
 

5 minutes early is 20 minutes late!

[orangecat92 306]

Nothing sexy or wrong with sticking with Ash.  He didn’t even get an off-season with players to put in his D, correct?

and the D improved the last half of the year.  Also gives him a free year to show what he can do.  No negatives I can see.

[FloridaHorn 4735]

7 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

 

 

No talent ass clowns.  I asked because it said it was "now playing."  Maybe there was a preconference or something like that.

LOL....you mean like a conference before the conference?

[GTA-Horn 11]

That Eltife fellow's pretty face appeared on the stream briefly and then disappeared.  I wait, with stiff anticipation, for my eyes to be blessed in this way again.  BTW, is it El-Teef or El-Tee-Fay?   

Edited January 12, 2021 by GTA-Horn

[Brothahorn 10085]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

he's currently under contract.  Think he'll just quit?

Nah. Didn't know he was under contract. If he's the last man standing, let's hope he's a professional.

[derpyhorndog 2554]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

• Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
• Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
• Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
• Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

 

 

No talent ass clowns.  I asked because it said it was "now playing."  Maybe there was a preconference or something like that.

Michael Buffer did the introduction.  You missed it.  It was awesome.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

10 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think there should be some NFL names in the mix. I know that Patricia name is out there (gross) but I bet the DC is going to come straight out of left field. Also you left off Golding but that feels unlikely now

Money whip Elko to the point he publicly tells aggyland he's leaving for Austin. Then pull the offer. 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Money whip Elko to the point he publicly tells aggyland he's leaving for Austin. Then pull the offer. 

[Teryor 4424]

3 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

• Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
• Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
• Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
• Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

[TexasFan21 1275]

Just now, Teryor said:

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

I would rather keep Ash. Grantham is worse than Orlando. 

[HornyPony69 212]

20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Assuming LSU doesn't fuck it up again - and Arnett to LSU goes through - who is left at DC?

Muschamp is taking a gap year

Freemen left Cincy for ND after fucking around with LSU

Odom decided to stay at Arkansas

Quinn stayed NFL

Derek Mason went to Auburn

Kevin Steele to Tenn

Jim Leonhard is a Wisconsin lifer who literally has badger blood.

DJ Durkin killed a kid

Chris Ash is still available.

Not to be a boom or bust guy he he makes the most sense on this list at this point and the $9.95 crowd has actually admitted they have no clue. Sark has fired Ash guys and Boom has the worst excuse of all the guys on that list save maybe Odom. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4670]

6 minutes ago, GTA-Horn said:

That Eltife fellow's pretty face appeared on the stream briefly and then disappeared.  I wait, with stiff anticipation, for my eyes to be blessed in this way again.  BTW, is it El-Teef or El-Tee-Fay?   

EL-Tyfe (Tife rhymes with knife)

[RGBIII 22798]

6 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

• Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
• Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
• Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
• Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

[irishtexan 11445]

I'm generally OK with keeping Ash. But if we're doing that, why fire all of his assistants? Unless all those dudes were hired by Herman and Ash never wanted them in the first place.  

[Armybrat 40744]

So, whose Challenger jet did Coach Sark ride into town in?

Guess UT’s King Air 350 was already reserved?

 

[closetohumping 17404]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

Wonder if he would leave Herm though.

[derpyhorndog 2554]

Certainty wasn't a wish list. Grantham making the list was largely due to the Mullen circumstances, him having success in the past and my understanding that he's well-respected by Saban (they worked together at MSU). 

[GTA-Horn 11]

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So, whose Challenger jet did Coach Sark ride into town in?

Guess UT’s King Air 350 was already reserved?

 

 

I believe it's King Air Tree-Fiddy.  

[ATXbronco 4060]

This is just going to be Sark in front of a UT podium saying "HOWDY MOTHERFUCKERS"... no new coaching hires announced.

[GTA-Horn 11]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

Crootin isn't errthang, ask Tom Herman.  

[hobbs 243]

Yep, does anyone really expect a DC announcement at this thing?

[derpyhorndog 2554]

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So, whose Challenger jet did Coach Sark ride into town in?

Guess UT’s King Air 350 was already reserved?

Arnold & Itkin, reputable Houston personal injury firm (recognize that's an oxymoron), or one or their clients.

[Harvdog 2276]

Did he get the hookers back to Milt in time?

[Daichee Bell 2925]

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Did he get the hookers back to Milt in time?

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9308]

Hartzell coming across as nervous, unprepared, and wet behind the ears.

[GTA-Horn 11]

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Did he get the hookers back to Milt in time?

The man is wearing a taupe-green vest, show some friggin respect.  

[NTVTXN 1432]

25 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

My source says its Muschamp, my source is this thread.

It’s not me, Peeps.  I swear. 

[GTA-Horn 11]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Hartzell coming across as nervous, unprepared, and wet behind the ears.

Nah.  Step away from the mirror, bruah.  

[ATXbronco 4060]

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

[satyanash 14281]

18 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

• Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)

[GhostOfTomJoad 9308]

All gas, no brakes....let's fucking go!

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

CDC's hugs are creepy.

[GTA-Horn 11]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

He sho has a jump to him, don't he?  It's not a good look.  I love the dude but he oughta talk a little less.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

[Michael Knight 12898]

Vince in the audience

[Herbie Hancock 7307]

I’m not weak. I’m not timid.

Aka I’m not turtle Tom motherfuckers!

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Fuck it, let's just get Antonio Pierce and let the talent sort itself out. How many 5* kids can flame out? Eventually we'll hit on a few, right? Right?

Edited January 12, 2021 by Spider2YBanana

[CosmoDog 298]

34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Antonio Pierce would bring recruiting to a scary level

Not disagreeing, but please explain. I've never even heard of Pierce.

Aside from recruiting, how would he be as a DC for development, game day, etc?

[Real Papi 975]

Coach Sark with another dominating performance with this press conference.  Easy to see how he earned this job, humble and hungry.  Future is bright.  Hook’em🤘🏼

[closetojumping 62251]

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[LebongJames 1787]

12 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Not disagreeing, but please explain. I've never even heard of Pierce.

Aside from recruiting, how would he be as a DC for development, game day, etc?

9 year NFL veteran, pro bowler and super bowl winner. Her has cache with the players and their parents. No idea how is as a coach.

[Enchubben 5509]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

That's the old formula. The new formula is:

Take half your age, multiply times two, subtract your age, plus 18 . It gets the correct answer every time.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Not possible, I was unequivocally told Coleman was being retained as WR Corch.

[closetojumping 62251]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Milwee too, but that was done and known inside the Bama walls last weekend for everyone involved.

"Banks, as far as it looks right now, is staying. So we keep the monkey and the stripper. I continue to not have heard a god damned thing about this Golding shit you keep stirring. " -- BamaBuddy on text

[closetojumping 62251]

Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Not possible, I was unequivocally told Coleman was being retained as WR Corch.

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

[Vertigo 20267]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Fuck yes

[Tailgate 3018]

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