Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[taybo20 3008]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

[texifornia 58780]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Awesome

[Vertigo 20461]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

you could also see an inside WR/TE coach type of thing, although in this offense that would be a weird combo. 

[Bevo14 8468]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[mdmost 43848]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[cafe society 2902]

59 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

And Pierce coaches LBs.

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

Shake and Bake!

[Handcruser 2814]

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

A little of this, a little of that. Whatever it takes.

[Hank_Hill 19752]

Wait, I was told by Gabe at kinda TFB that he hates Saban and that led me to believe Wiggins was out. You mean to tell me that wasn't an appropriate assumption? Well I never.

[BachelorTrek 3268]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[BornAndRaised 12820]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Since this is more news solid news than we've gotten out of any UT Paysite in the past week, where do I send my $9.95?

[ATXbronco 4381]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

So what you're saying is that Golding is not our next DC. lol

[ATXbronco 4381]

derped

Edited January 12, 2021 by ATXbronco

[Dbeasy 15526]

48 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

[Rockwell Torrey 1364]

9 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.

[Michael Knight 13187]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Thank the maker, sucks about Banks

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

I wonder if Bryce Young might try out the portal for Sark? I can dream. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Awesome

this

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

Texas just stole 30% of a national championship winning staff. 

[Getafix 29374]

21 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

 

 

[Rimbo 26852]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

What? Two fucking comfort hires? Hard pass.

 

 

 

 

 

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder if Bryce Young might try out the portal for Sark? I can dream. 

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

[UncleSonny 6790]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

[Rimbo 26852]

So... do we have a DC yet? Because it's hard to play defense without a DC.

[ClubWhatever 12276]

Kyle Flood’s kid is a walk-on at Alabama.   Get hyped, peepul.   Transfer incoming.  

[Viper 12212]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

15 mins, 30 tops

[derpyhorndog 2702]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

On one hand, we should find a way to get Bryce on the phone with Deshaun. On the other, BOB won't have the ability to trade away Bama WRs for a stale bag of peanuts. 

[closetojumping 65244]

12 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

 

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

15 mins, 30 tops

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

Edited January 12, 2021 by closetojumping

[Dbeasy 15526]

5 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

How long will it take an IT staff person to get caught up on this thread? There’s your answer. 

[Tex Pete 21393]

Just now, closetojumping said:

actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

Ahahahahahahahahaha! It's 2021, man. That does not happen anymore.

[Wishbone 4924]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Ahahahahahahahahaha! It's 2021, man. That does not happen anymore.

Oh we’ll get the facts. As soon as they think them up.

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

10 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

After Chip Brown reports it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

13 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

That's what I was thinking. Him playing for BoB? Eh...

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

On a random note, watching Bama's oline and center play last night, it's pretty clear that the Brock twin would be lucky to get playing time up by 50 in the 4th. 

[GRHorn 105]

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5477]

We just need to arrange a zoom call between Bryce and Watson's damaged internal organs. 

[SydneyCarton 49324]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

I don’t think reporters are necessary for that to happen, sir. 

[Maker Bayfield 300]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That's what I was thinking. Him playing for BoB? Eh...

Well if he doesnt like him BOB will probably trade him to the Arizona Wildcats for Trung Canidate and a couple of walk on fullbacks.

[GeoffE 37]

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

On a random note, watching Bama's oline and center play last night, it's pretty clear that the Brock twin would be lucky to get playing time up by 50 in the 4th. 

Well that was their backup center. Kid from Dallas area somewhere that we missed out on. Think he was a senior though so not sure what they have for next year. 

[IDIOTsavant 8673]

2 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

Well that was their backup center. Kid from Dallas area somewhere that we missed out on. Think he was a senior though so not sure what they have for next year. 

https://247sports.com/player/chris-owens-65619/

[irishtexan 11692]

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

None of those nitwits are "actual reporters"

[jinx 2636]

2 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

• Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
• Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
• Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
• Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

If we hire Todd Fucking Grantham they might as well open an escrow account to throw the buyout money in, because this staff won't be here long.

[Nicole44 22206]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

I trust your Bama Peep. My Panhandle peep was pretty useful. 

[Machinator 32102]

 

[UncleSonny 6790]

 

Ahem.

Edited January 12, 2021 by UncleSonny
should have known I wouldn't beat Machinator

[ClubWhatever 12276]

Sources said he could not understand a fucking word the garden gnome said. 

[theaveragejon 1104]

Maybe he sees the sinking ship that it is. 

[dcar00 14899]

4 minutes ago, jinx said:

If we hire Todd Fucking Grantham they might as well open an escrow account to throw the buyout money in, because this staff won't be here long.

#Allgasnobrakesbothsides

[Machinator 32102]

 

[texifornia 58780]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

a) LSU is a traaaaash fire. So now it matches the rest of the state.

b) hello