Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[taybo20 2815]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

[texifornia 56526]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Awesome

[Vertigo 20267]

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I don't know titles or anything. We may be looking at no TE coach and 2 WR coaches? Maybe Coleman goes back to being an analyst. I don't have a clue on that end.

you could also see an inside WR/TE coach type of thing, although in this offense that would be a weird combo. 

[Bevo14 8274]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[mdmost 42865]

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[cafe society 2841]

59 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Only thoughts I have are that Florida fans absolutely fucking hate Grantham and would be overjoyed if anyone took him off their hands and that Pierce would fucking clean up recruiting to Texas.

And Pierce coaches LBs.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

Shake and Bake!

[Handcruser 2805]

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

A little of this, a little of that. Whatever it takes.

[Hank_Hill 18494]

Wait, I was told by Gabe at kinda TFB that he hates Saban and that led me to believe Wiggins was out. You mean to tell me that wasn't an appropriate assumption? Well I never.

[BachelorTrek 2937]

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

[BornAndRaised 12223]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Since this is more news solid news than we've gotten out of any UT Paysite in the past week, where do I send my $9.95?

[ATXbronco 4060]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

So what you're saying is that Golding is not our next DC. lol

[ATXbronco 4060]

derped

Edited January 12, 2021 by ATXbronco

[Dbeasy 14970]

48 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

DelConte is kinda a bouncy sort of fella.

[Rockwell Torrey 1277]

9 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action.

[Michael Knight 12898]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

Thank the maker, sucks about Banks

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

I wonder if Bryce Young might try out the portal for Sark? I can dream. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Awesome

this

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Texas just stole 30% of a national championship winning staff. 

[Getafix 28416]

21 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Sounding like an outside receiver, and inside receiver type situation.

 

 

[Rimbo 25784]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

What? Two fucking comfort hires? Hard pass.

 

 

 

 

 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder if Bryce Young might try out the portal for Sark? I can dream. 

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

[UncleSonny 6559]

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

[Rimbo 25784]

So... do we have a DC yet? Because it's hard to play defense without a DC.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Kyle Flood’s kid is a walk-on at Alabama.   Get hyped, peepul.   Transfer incoming.  

[Viper 12030]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

15 mins, 30 tops

[derpyhorndog 2554]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

On one hand, we should find a way to get Bryce on the phone with Deshaun. On the other, BOB won't have the ability to trade away Bama WRs for a stale bag of peanuts. 

[closetojumping 62247]

12 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

 

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

15 mins, 30 tops

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

Edited January 12, 2021 by closetojumping

[Dbeasy 14970]

5 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

How long will it take an IT staff person to get caught up on this thread? There’s your answer. 

[Tex Pete 20179]

Just now, closetojumping said:

actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

Ahahahahahahahahaha! It's 2021, man. That does not happen anymore.

[Wishbone 4739]

3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Ahahahahahahahahaha! It's 2021, man. That does not happen anymore.

Oh we’ll get the facts. As soon as they think them up.

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

10 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

How long until an IT mod posts that he's hearing Wiggins may be in?

After Chip Brown reports it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

13 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Unlikely but I can see him being turned off at the idea of playing QB for Bill O'Brien. Should be interesting 

That's what I was thinking. Him playing for BoB? Eh...

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

On a random note, watching Bama's oline and center play last night, it's pretty clear that the Brock twin would be lucky to get playing time up by 50 in the 4th. 

[GRHorn 105]

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

We just need to arrange a zoom call between Bryce and Watson's damaged internal organs. 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

I don’t think reporters are necessary for that to happen, sir. 

[Maker Bayfield 300]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

That's what I was thinking. Him playing for BoB? Eh...

Well if he doesnt like him BOB will probably trade him to the Arizona Wildcats for Trung Canidate and a couple of walk on fullbacks.

[GeoffE 37]

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

On a random note, watching Bama's oline and center play last night, it's pretty clear that the Brock twin would be lucky to get playing time up by 50 in the 4th. 

Well that was their backup center. Kid from Dallas area somewhere that we missed out on. Think he was a senior though so not sure what they have for next year. 

[IDIOTsavant 8449]

2 minutes ago, GeoffE said:

Well that was their backup center. Kid from Dallas area somewhere that we missed out on. Think he was a senior though so not sure what they have for next year. 

https://247sports.com/player/chris-owens-65619/

[irishtexan 11445]

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

None of those nitwits are "actual reporters"

[jinx 2635]

2 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

If we're jumping in with the 9.95'ers and just throwing shit against the wall at this point:

• Todd Grantham, Florida (if Mullen leaves, though last I saw rumors were shot down that the Jets were interviewing him)
• Jay Bateman, UNC Co-DC
• Antonio Pierce, ASU Co-DC 
• Chad Staggs, Coastal Carolina

If we hire Todd Fucking Grantham they might as well open an escrow account to throw the buyout money in, because this staff won't be here long.

[Nicole44 22027]

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Well, I’ll even be vulnerable for once and admit that it isn’t like I fact-checked since I’m not a reporter. I took my friend’s word for it who is in Tuscaloosa. So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

I trust your Bama Peep. My Panhandle peep was pretty useful. 

[Machinator 32097]

 

[UncleSonny 6559]

 

Ahem.

Edited January 12, 2021 by UncleSonny
should have known I wouldn't beat Machinator

[ClubWhatever 12087]

Sources said he could not understand a fucking word the garden gnome said. 

[theaveragejon 974]

Maybe he sees the sinking ship that it is. 

[dcar00 14035]

4 minutes ago, jinx said:

If we hire Todd Fucking Grantham they might as well open an escrow account to throw the buyout money in, because this staff won't be here long.

#Allgasnobrakesbothsides

[Machinator 32097]

 

[texifornia 56526]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

a) LSU is a traaaaash fire. So now it matches the rest of the state.

b) hello