Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Huckleberry 34,404]

Just now, Machinator said:

 

No fucking way. The new head coach is going to meet with some current coaches. This is the kind of groundbreaking shit that is going to guarantee Sarkisian's success here. 

[texifornia 58,780]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

"Hi guys. Zach just said yes, so if you could just leave through the door marked Do One, that would be great."

[TexasEx 1,697]

https://twitter.com/EricNahlin/status/1349143463439249408?s=20

 

[HateYouAndMyself 828]

2 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

https://twitter.com/EricNahlin/status/1349143463439249408?s=20

 

I'm going to just assume that Arnett was there as a secret agent using the pretense of an LSU interview to meet Raymond and see if they can co-exist at Texas. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,385]

I wonder if Sark is expected to meet with the team? That would be huge.

[RGBIII 23,009]

 

[Ashley Schaeffer 193]

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

I'm going to just assume that Arnett was there as a secret agent using the pretense of an LSU interview to meet Raymond and see if they can co-exist at Texas. 

Recruiting Texas on an LSU visit, life really does come full circle.

[Vertigo 20,461]

55 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Texas just stole 30% of a national championship winning staff. 

No. Texas just stole 30% of a sitting national championship staff.. SITTING!

[Bevo14 8,468]

Just now, Vertigo said:

No. Texas just stole 30% of a sitting national championship staff.. SITTING!

Shit I wish somebody had stolen 30% of our sitting national championship staff.

[Wishbone 4,924]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

 

So…do we think this is our guy? Seems a bit more than a maybe.

[FloridaHorn 4,864]

13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Nice of him to say his goodbyes in person.

[deech 2,381]

48 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

since I’m not a reporter. ..... So hopefully the actual reporters fact check and either confirm or debunk it and make me a fool.

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Not a god damn one

[Vertigo 20,461]

6 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I wonder if Sark is expected to meet with the team? That would be huge.

Sources say he may even try to learn their names.

[Vertigo 20,461]

2 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Nice of him to say his goodbyes in person.

He just wanted to know where Gile's nap cubby was and make sure he didn't steal the minifridge. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,045]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Sources say he may even try to learn their names.

Better than the previous coach

[Tex Pete 21,393]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He just wanted to know where Gile's nap cubby was and make sure he didn't steal the minifridge. 

Nap? Oscar was busy eating chicken wings!

[UncleSonny 6,790]

So this week Arnett had interviews with Oregon on Monday and LSU today and left both without taking the job. Who was it that said we'd have a coach announced on Wednesday?

[FloridaHorn 4,864]

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He just wanted to know where Gile's nap cubby was and make sure he didn't steal the minifridge. 

Nap? Hustle never sleeps

[FloridaHorn 4,864]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

So this week Arnett had interviews with Oregon on Monday and LSU today and left both without taking the job. Who was it that said we'd have a coach announced on Wednesday?

Sark will ask one question in the interview.

”can you hold OU under 40?”

 

if the answer is yes, Sarks offense should be good

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Per LSU 247, Arnett wasn't offered the job. 

Which isn't shocking to me if it's true. Ed. O has been insistent on a 4-3 since Aranda left. This always seemed like a weird fit. 

Edited January 13, 2021 by texasstrong12

[clapclapclap 9,000]

30 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Sources said he could not understand a fucking word the garden gnome said. 

 

[The Beast 585]

Let's wrap this up and get the party started!

[BurntOrange&White 41,646]

Any Twitter follow updates? Not at a computer so I can’t check for myself. 

[UncleSonny 6,790]

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Sark will ask one question in the interview.

”can you hold OU under 40?”

 

if the answer is yes, Sarks offense should be good

https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=401237119

He "held" Sark to 34! Last td was a pick-6. That's as good as anyone else managed against Bama this year and with no help at all from the Pirate's offense. 

[D3zii 3,911]

Let’s be honest if Arnett is the guy, don’t get it twisted, Sark knows what Defense gave him the most problems and if he chooses him that means Arnett was a pain to gamelan for and kept him up more than others. Plus with Arnett running multi defenses I feel gives us an advantage cause it’s hard to know what’s coming..

I love the Arnett hire if it happens and if you get a great DB coach sign me up...Sark has me ready and he hasn’t even done anything 

[Bevo14 8,468]

5 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Let’s be honest if Arnett is the guy, don’t get it twisted, Sark knows what Defense gave him the most problems and if he chooses him that means Arnett was a pain to gamelan for and kept him up more than others. Plus with Arnett running multi defenses I feel gives us an advantage cause it’s hard to know what’s coming..

I love the Arnett hire if it happens and if you get a great DB coach sign me up...Sark has me ready and he hasn’t even done anything 

It's probably not fair to Arnett but I still have ptsd from the last time we hired a 30something wunderkind dc after a year at miss state 

Edited January 13, 2021 by Bevo14

[texifornia 58,780]

Lange's creative staff amigo is also still around

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

13 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Sark knows what Defense gave him the most problems and if he chooses him that means Arnett was a pain to gamelan for and kept him up more than others

This is a good point, but also might be false comfort.  It doesn't mean jack shit which defense was best against a Sark offense.  The Texas defense will never play a Sark offense.  He needs a DC that can play against Lincoln Riley's offense. 

 

I feel, in retrospect, that was one of Herman's mistake with Orlando.  I remember a quote when Herman was hired about how he wanted a 3-4  defense because that formation gave his offense trouble.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

I should add, I would hope defending OU would come up in the interview,

[D3zii 3,911]

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is a good point, but also might be false comfort.  It doesn't mean jack shit which defense was best against a Sark offense.  The Texas defense will never play a Sark offense.  He needs a DC that can play against Lincoln Riley's offense. 

 

I feel, in retrospect, that was one of Herman's mistake with Orlando.  I remember a quote when Herman was hired about how he wanted a 3-4  defense because that formation gave his offense trouble.  

True. Great point. 
let’s hope with his experience and just the people he’s worked under and conversations he’s had with two of college footballs best defensive coaches (Saban & Carroll) he’s gained a lot of knowledge when it comes to hiring a DC.. 

[Leanderman 2,352]

No one has mentioned Sarks mentor. Norm Chow was a genius in his day. I for one cannot wait to see the offense unleashed.

[SaucyJack 3,517]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Texas just stole 30% of a national championship winning staff. 

 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

No. Texas just stole 30% of a sitting national championship staff.. SITTING!

Alabama's filing lawsuits.  STOP THE SARK!

no/cr

[Hank_Hill 19,752]

I mean I don't think OUs offense was any more imaginative or hard to defend than Bamas this year,

[NoctambulantBrobdingnagian 567]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

fuck yess

[El Squared 1,838]

5 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The Pole Assassin only accepts payment via the Money Gun. 

Not SIAP; too lazy : Looks like an awesome tool to use on the recruiting trail

[Texasrocks 2,246]

27 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is a good point, but also might be false comfort.  It doesn't mean jack shit which defense was best against a Sark offense.  The Texas defense will never play a Sark offense.  He needs a DC that can play against Lincoln Riley's offense. 

 

I feel, in retrospect, that was one of Herman's mistake with Orlando.  I remember a quote when Herman was hired about how he wanted a 3-4  defense because that formation gave his offense trouble.  

If he was watching film, it means Arnett did good things against non-Bama offenses.

[Orange&White 5,563]

Texas should offer Elko $4M just to make the aggies beat it out of fear of being embarrassed.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

No one has mentioned Sarks mentor. Norm Chow was a genius in his day. I for one cannot wait to see the offense unleashed.

yeah. I mean, we have actually been bitching about our offense since GDGD. That’s for 20 motherfucking years.  I’m pretty excited about the way things are looking. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

1 minute ago, Orange&White said:

Texas should offer Elko $4M just to make the aggies beat it out of fear of being embarrassed.

Fuck that. He might take it. 

[Hank_Hill 19,752]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

Fuck that. He might take it. 

Win win?

[GeoffE 37]

6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Fuck that. He might take it. 

And that would be bad because?

1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Per LSU 247, Arnett wasn't offered the job. 

Which isn't shocking to me if it's true. Ed. O has been insistent on a 4-3 since Aranda left. This always seemed like a weird fit. 

So Ed just fired his friend Bo who ran the 4-3 and completely sucked ass at it in the new and improved SEC offense and now thinks he should go out and find someone else to run the same thing? Something about insanity definitely applies here.

[RGBIII 23,009]

Fwiw a MSU 247 mod said the hold up with Arnett is the extension he signed and MSU saying they will not take a dime less that his contract buyout. Not sure how big it is but I’m sure if he’s the guy or shouldn’t be an issue

[Machinator 32,102]

 

[Hank_Hill 19,752]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Sooo it doesnt matter until the 1st?

[Sir Ulrich 5,337]

 

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Fwiw a MSU 247 mod said the hold up with Arnett is the extension he signed and MSU saying they will not take a dime less that his contract buyout. Not sure how big it is but I’m sure if he’s the guy or shouldn’t be an issue

 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

 

[Lou_Sassle 2,990]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So Texas just needs to scrape together some pocket change from between the couch cushions to get this shit done? Whats the hold up?

[CBHorn 441]

23 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Texas should offer Elko $4M just to make the aggies beat it out of fear of being embarrassed.

This is aggy you are talking about. One would think they were used to being embarrassed by now.

[Richter 2,373]

Just pay the $450k now to send a message.

[Ravishing Rick 1,236]

50 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

No one has mentioned Sarks mentor. Norm Chow was a genius in his day. I for one cannot wait to see the offense unleashed.

No one has mentioned my personal mentor, either.  Leslie Chow

Spoiler

 

Edited January 13, 2021 by Ravishing Rick

[kevwun 16,269]

My sources can now confirm that Steve Sarkisian is in fact in Austin, Tx tonight.