Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Cajun 11771]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

It's probably not fair to Arnett but I still have ptsd from the last time we hired a 30something wunderkind dc after a year at miss state 

If he utters one syllable of the word "alligator", we are proper fooked!

[texifornia 58781]

12 minutes ago, kevwun said:

My sources can now confirm that Steve Sarkisian is in fact in Austin, Tx tonight.

Anwar? Is that you?

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Any interesting Twitter follows tonight from those on browser

Nothing from the coaches.  Josh Brown now follows the entire Alabama coaching staff though.

[Poe It Up 126]

Roach reached out to some contacts in the coaching world and the feedback he received on Arnett is very mixed. 

[longhornfreak 30]

5 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Roach doesn’t have any contacts

He has old faithful. 

 

[ATXbronco 4381]

Is that DelConte?
I bet Loreal put the huge plastic mask on to prevent DelConte from face hugging her like he did to Sark.

[GTX Horn 1725]

6 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Roach reached out to some contacts in the coaching world and the feedback he received on Arnett is very mixed. 

Did he just browse Surly and Tiger Droppings or something?

[Knewk210 245]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Is that DelConte?
I bet Loreal put the huge plastic mask on to prevent DelConte from face hugging her like he did to Sark.

I think it's a thank God I get to keep my job hug?

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

3 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Roach doesn’t have any contacts

He has his ear to the streets

[Machinator 32102]

I think the exact phrase Roach used was that Arnett had "ancient" ideas about how the secondary works.

[Getafix 29374]

28 minutes ago, kevwun said:

My sources can now confirm that Steve Sarkisian is in fact in Austin, Tx tonight.

 

Shut up, 

 

 

[RandomIdoit 739]

We need to run a 4 man front. If not, we are going to lose DEs to aggy because they use it against us. “Do you want to be a pass rusher or just eat up blocks?”

[texifornia 58781]

2 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

We need to run a 4 man front. If not, we are going to lose DEs to aggy because they use it against us. “Do you want to be a pass rusher or just eat up blocks?”

@Fud

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I think the exact phrase Roach used was that Arnett had "ancient" ideas about how the secondary works.

Well that would be disappointing - but might also explain him leaving both LSU and Oregon without a job offer.  Sark has been in no hurry to offer him - and doesn't appear all that concerned he could lose him to another school.

[HtownHorn 15243]

44 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

So Texas just needs to scrape together some pocket change from between the couch cushions to get this shit done? Whats the hold up?

The hold up is likely that Sarkisian hasn't actually met with him yet.

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

22 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Roach reached out to some contacts in the coaching world and the feedback he received on Arnett is very mixed. 

 

20 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Roach doesn’t have any contacts

By reaching out to contacts does that mean he just read other 247 sites?

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

11 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

We need to run a 4 man front. If not, we are going to lose DEs to aggy because they use it against us. “Do you want to be a pass rusher or just eat up blocks?”

Did you watch the press conference?  Have you watched any Alabama football lately?

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

I was hoping we’d see some official staff releases today. 

[JesusSweatDuck 18045]

12 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

We need to run a 4 man front. If not, we are going to lose DEs to aggy because they use it against us. “Do you want to be a pass rusher or just eat up blocks?”

That shit doesn't matter as long as your guys are getting drafted

[HtownHorn 15243]

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Well that would be disappointing - but might also explain him leaving both LSU and Oregon without a job offer.  Sark has been in no hurry to offer him - and doesn't appear all that concerned he could lose him to another school.

Which why he hired Joseph to coordinate the secondary. It's likely Sarkisian wants to pitch Arnett on the idea and see how the two work together before making an offer. You know actually conducting a real interview process. It is different, from "I will just bring all my G5 buds."

[Michael Knight 13187]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was hoping we’d see some official staff releases today. 

Everyone had a staff release today

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Any interesting Twitter follows tonight from those on browser

Not really all I noticed was that Lupoi followed Chip Long and Sark just followed his wife

[gmr548 16681]

14 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

We need to run a 4 man front. If not, we are going to lose DEs to aggy because they use it against us. “Do you want to be a pass rusher or just eat up blocks?”

Username checks out.

[BurntOrange&White 41646]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Not really all I noticed was that Lupoi followed Chip Long and Sark just followed his wife

Damn Lupoi hasn’t followed anyone in white sometime. 

[dcar00 14899]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I was hoping we’d see some official staff releases today. 

i think multiple staffs were released on Sark PC thread

[RandomIdoit 739]

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Did you watch the press conference?  Have you watched any Alabama football lately?

I saw them with their 300 lb DEs. How is that going to help us get the Leals and the Garrett’s?

[dcar00 14899]

2 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

I saw them with their 300 lb DEs. How is that going to help us get the Leals and the Garrett’s?

who gives a shit as long as you beat the #2 team in the country by 28 points.

[RandomIdoit 739]

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That shit doesn't matter as long as your guys are getting drafted

It might matter to you if they play a different technique than you do. 

[RGBIII 23009]

Just now, RandomIdoit said:

It might matter to you if they play a different technique than you do. 

God dammit, am I going to have to salt everyone who bitches about a three man front now 

[UncleBuck 6455]

I saw them with their 300 lb DEs. How is that going to help us get the Leals and the Garrett’s?

Ever seen Alfred Collins? That’s close, and he’s got a hype train. That helps.

[RandomIdoit 739]

Just now, dcar00 said:

who gives a shit as long as you beat the #2 team in the country by 28 points.

This is like saying who cares about a team using TEs if they won by 28 points. I’m pretty sure a TE is going to want to go somewhere where they will be used. 

[RandomIdoit 739]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Ever seen Alfred Collins? That’s close, and he’s got a hype train. That helps.

I’d rather have him on the edge. 

[Bodacious Bevo 3687]

Just now, RandomIdoit said:

I’d rather have him on the edge. 

...wait you want Alfred Collins on the edge?

[Happy Gilmore 1004]

4 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

I’d rather have him on the edge. 

[RandomIdoit 739]

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

...wait you want Alfred Collins on the edge?

Dude’s a freak. You already have Coburn and Sweat in the middle. I don’t think Collins has to play that heavy. 

[TommyGufano 6023]

14 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

I saw them with their 300 lb DEs. How is that going to help us get the Leals and the Garrett’s?

Leal weighs 290

[Redneck Mutha 8158]

7 minutes ago, RandomIdoit said:

I’d rather have him on the edge. 

[RandomIdoit 739]

Just now, TommyGufano said:

Leal weighs 290

Dude that was wrecking shop last night was like 315. 

[Huckleberry 34404]

Stop arguing with the accurately named poster. There's more important shit going on.

[Bodacious Bevo 3687]

Just now, RandomIdoit said:

Dude’s a freak. You already have Coburn and Sweat in the middle. I don’t think Collins has to play that heavy. 

Do you wish we played Eagles in the slot and Overshown at cornerback too?

[RGBIII 23009]

[WinningIsHard 4171]

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn Lupoi hasn’t followed anyone in white sometime. 

Those damn white years are long I hear. That sheet you’re wearing probably messes with your vision. Haha 

[Laxtonto 13013]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Wait... we are allowed to have a coach that actively wants to get our former players back to being involved in the program? WTF...

Sark is going to build a machine... Next you will here that he will work to actively recruit the current and former NFL guys to work out in Austin in the summer...

[RandomIdoit 739]

2 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Do you wish we played Eagles in the slot and Overshown at cornerback too?

Overshown is too big and slow for safety. Eagles is no Lil’ Jordan so he wouldn’t be good in the slot. 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

[The Ghost of Hau Pham 41]

Do you wish we played Eagles in the slot and Overshown at cornerback too?

Not to confuse the point here, but didn’t Eagles have a ridiculously low shuttle time in high school? It was 3.99 seconds I think which is an elite time for running backs, which makes it even more impressive that he did it as a WR at like 6’4” 215 lbs. Damn, I wonder what an actually competent offensive scheme could’ve done for the dude, I think he probably could’ve succeeded in the slot as well.

[clapclapclap 9000]

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn Lupoi hasn’t followed anyone in white sometime. 

Well it's after Labor Day.  Probably won't until Memorial Day.

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

3 minutes ago, The Ghost of Hau Pham said:

Not to confuse the point here, but didn’t Eagles have a ridiculously low shuttle time in high school? It was 3.99 seconds I think which is an elite time for running backs, which makes it even more impressive that he did it as a WR at like 6’4” 215 lbs. Damn, I wonder what an actually competent offensive scheme could’ve done for the dude, I think he probably could’ve succeeded in the slot as well.

Eagles' SPARQ score was very similar to that of Rondale Moore

Excellent display name btw

[fakepunt 14]

I found this link to be interesting..

Bama

Click on a few coaches to read their bio..

Some of these are not like the others.

Sark, Flood & Banks 🤔

 

Edited January 13, 2021 by fakepunt

[RGBIII 23009]

Just now, fakepunt said:

I found this link to be interesting..

https://rolltide.com/sports/football/coaches

Click on a few coaches to read their bio..

Some of these are not like the others..

 

Fuck you for not knowing how to link things. Then fuck you for being vague enough for me to click more links. But thank you for your input, or at least I will thank you once I figure out what the fuck you meant