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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT
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Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a better idea. Instead of having Burt or Fud moderate, why don't we start a 3 man front thread and then every mouth-breathing dipshit who shows up arguing stupid, ignorant shit and demonstrating a toddler's understanding of football, we just move the whole thread and lock them in the Purgatory forum with TTomTerrific and any other misfit toy that breathes exclusively through their mouths and eats paste. Because you can't fix stupid, but you might able to trap it in a cage and then set it on fire. 

I second this.

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Is it just me or does it seem like more and more 9.95ers are making it pretty obvious that they read/monitor surly than in the past. Not sure if it is a sign of respect or admitting that in a desire for convince they come here instead of having subs everywhere else....
Just today we have Gabriel and Jaba the Ketch dropping hints they are on here...
And if that is the case, FUCK YOU CHIP BROWN AND THE PUSS FILLED WHORE YOU RODE IN ON!
 
 
It's not just 9.95ers. A couple years ago on TOS I wrote an opinion about something and a few days later a Texas Monthly writer put out the same thing almost word for word.
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26 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Are you missing a "j" in your username?

Can you believe that in thirty years I've had this username, you're the FIRST person to make that joke?

Because if you do, you're pretty fucking stupid. Just saying.

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21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a better idea. Instead of having Burt or Fud moderate, why don't we start a 3 man front thread and then every mouth-breathing dipshit who shows up arguing stupid, ignorant shit and demonstrating a toddler's understanding of football, we just move the whole thread and lock them in the Purgatory forum with TTomTerrific and any other misfit toy that breathes exclusively through their mouths and eats paste. Because you can't fix stupid, but you might able to trap it in a cage and then set it on fire. 

is there a Bill Parcells-3 man front football website we can send them to?

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Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

go make me a sandwich 

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

Used to have a client called Will Robinson.... think he was driven crazy with Danger Will Robinson comments.

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch.

This is the oldest thing I've ever read on this website.

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24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow! Pole assassins and monkeys! Any glitzy candidates? On a lighter note, I just made a phone call (work related) to a guy named George Glass. I couldn’t stop laughing. George Glass as in Jan’s imaginary boyfriend from the Brady Bunch. Maybe the idea is to get the whole staff (as have been already selected) to meet up and discuss before DC hired? I don’t know. I would think we would know by now if Ash has been let go? 

Holy moly, I remember that episode...Damn, that takes me back to a simpler time in life...

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Wait, do people here actually still think there's a chance that Banks is coming to coach at Texas? 

Surely it's just that everyone likes talking about the stripper + pet sex monkey combo, since no one knows jack shit about the remaining coaching hires.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I have a better idea. Instead of having Burt or Fud moderate, why don't we start a 3 man front thread and then every mouth-breathing dipshit who shows up arguing stupid, ignorant shit and demonstrating a toddler's understanding of football, we just move the whole thread and lock them in the Purgatory forum with TTomTerrific and any other misfit toy that breathes exclusively through their mouths and eats paste. Because you can't fix stupid, but you might able to trap it in a cage and then set it on fire. 

Um sir...this is wendy's. 

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