Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Dennis Taylor 19284]

39 minutes ago, El Squared said:

Nope. Body Heat was her peak IMO. 

This is around the time my dad figured out he could remove the filters the cable company used to block the premium movie channels and they were none the wiser. 

12 year old me was a big fan of that 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I hope it happens so everyone can tweet at Billy Liucci how Texas just hired a SITTING Head Coach of a SEC team be their defensive coordinator.

[Machinator 32102]

Just now, Octavian said:

What does the TFB post on Pruitt actually say?

"Jeremy Pruitt.

Not saying it’s going to happen but I’m starting to hear that name from multiple directions. Pruitt is trying to survive a NCAA investigation but it’s looking very unlikely that he will do so.

I’m still digging on this and when I have more I’ll pass it along."

[Laxtonto 13013]

So some how Pruitt is a possibility and Arnett has heard from Sark... add that to the Bama side saying Flood will be here tomorrow and it’s been a damn nice evening so far.... 

[NTVTXN 1435]

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It was in the movie parody of the Brady Bunch which is closer to my age group. Closer. Lol. 

Wait. You’re saying it wasn’t an episode, but instead a movie? Hmmm.  Hang tight. I’ll be right back...

[Getafix 29374]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Would y’all quit quoting that pic of Kathleen Turner? Jesus Christ!

 

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

 

 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

No.Way. This cannot be real. Poor woman.  Is she sick? (For real) oh my....

Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

[orangecat92 306]

6 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

So how exactly does a Show Cause work? If Pruitt gets hit by one can we just make the NCAA panel watch tape of our defense over the last 8 seasons until they finally relent and are like 'Fucking hell, yeah you guys need to hire him"?

yes, this!!! 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

 
This one???  Want to be SURE!!!
 

 
 

id still hit it

[Bodacious Bevo 3687]

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I appreciate Nahlin's dig at mbhornsfan. Dude sucks

Anyways here's the Ketch quote from this afternoon for reference "I don't think Sark has even called him at this point." 

No larger report. OB Has one ongoing thread (only 93 pages, amateurs) and without the staff tag you'd never be able to pick out ketch as someone that knows things, theoretically at least

[Nicole44 22206]

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

[NTVTXN 1435]

3 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

Oh man, I’m so sorry. That makes me sad. Ugh. Hate hearing this. 
 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2890]

5 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

No, Nahlin says OB's report that Sark has not been in contact with Arnett is absolutely wrong.  

Considering Nahlin’s response was in size 50 font, I assumed he could put 2 and 2 together if I told him the bolded part.

[cdain3 3454]

 
This one???  Want to be SURE!!!
 

 
 

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[Happy Gilmore 1004]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

That's a tough one...... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

9 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:
 

tits not big enough
too many clothes

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 Your screenshot is tiny as fuck. 

It’s because the shooting mechanism is tiny as fuck. Props to him for being able to hit the screen though.

[runthebone 8322]

11 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Yes she’s very sick. She has diabetes.

Based on the photo, it's even worse--diabeetus.

[Getafix 29374]

15 minutes ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

So how exactly does a Show Cause work? If Pruitt gets hit by one can we just make the NCAA panel watch tape of our defense over the last 8 seasons until they finally relent and are like 'Fucking hell, yeah you guys need to hire him"?

 

Short version:

- penalty travels with the coach, to a school that hires him

- for that not to happen, the school will need to specifically show why the penalties shouldn't apply

 

WIKI

 

 

 

 

[FloridaHorn 4864]

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Would y’all quit quoting that pic of Kathleen Turner? Jesus Christ!

Kathleen Turner? I thought it was CTJ

[cdain3 3454]

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:
 

We talking surly scale or normal human scale?

[closetohumping 17777]

Knock it off with the turner pics.  I’m eating and already a bit naseous

[Kurt Bowels 213]

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

 

 

[Butch Had Not 3053]

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

[Machinator 32102]

Guessing Ash and/or Hutzler is out.

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

We're never going to have a DC again.

[Nicole44 22206]

15 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

Wait. You’re saying it wasn’t an episode, but instead a movie? Hmmm.  Hang tight. I’ll be right back...

It was in a movie (which was based on the episodes)...lol

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

The NCAA probably wouldn’t rule on Pruitt for at least a year.  He could be our DC until then and we could make the decision later. 

[TexasEx 1697]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

We're never going to have a DC again.

ALL GAS NO BRAKES.

[NTVTXN 1435]

3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It was in the movie parody of the Brady Bunch which is closer to my age group. Closer. Lol. 

BOOM SHAKA-FUCKIN-LAKA! 
https://www.dictionary.com/e/fictional-characters/george-glass/

One “George Glass” wasn’t just in your little ‘90’s fake ass knock-off “Brady Bunch” movie, Girly! 
He was a “staple” back in the OG shit from the “70’s. 
You know only us REAL OG’s fuck wit Jan, Mike, “Marcia-Marcia-Marcia”, Peter, Greg, Cindy and Alice! 🤙🏻🤜🏻👊🏻🙌🏻✌🏻
 

ps/ Happy BDay! 🍻🥂🎂

[BrazilHorn 6792]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Guessing Ash and/or Hutzler is out.

 

Or they kept Giles

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

If TFB is true how about this as a Defensive staff? 

DC/CB Pruitt

Co-DC/LB Lupoi

DL- Davis

DB- Joseph

ST- Gideon

 

 

[HenryJames 67116]

3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

Pics?

[Nicole44 22206]

7 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

That's a tough one...... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:
 

We talking surly scale or normal human scale?

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

[UncleSonny 6790]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

If TFB is true how about this as a Defensive staff? 

DC/CB Pruitt

Co-DC/LB Lupoi

DL- Davis

DB- Joseph

ST- Gideon

 

 

Provided we don’t get the death penalty with that staff, yeah that’ll work. 

[ClubWhatever 12277]

What could Jeremy Pruitt possibly know about stopping a Lincoln Riley offense?   Pass.  

[trythisathome 980]

13 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

tits not big enough
too many clothes

What is the point of this post 

[RollLeft 5088]

19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

8.8 body / 7.8 face 

[Getafix 29374]

20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

This one???  Want to be SURE!!!

 

Couldn't edit my post and delete the pic, was too late.  

Was just trying to needle Radical Larry;  didn't mean to be uncomplimentary about a woman's looks, especially if impacted by a health condition.  Feel douchey.

 

[BurntOrange&White 41649]

What did TFB say? 

 

[SDG 3335]

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

Well you can't fuck history so now; we're talking about now.  

[HenryJames 67116]

1 minute ago, trythisathome said:

What is the point of this post 

To put him on ignore.

[Machinator 32102]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What did TFB say? 

 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What did TFB say? 

 

Jeremy Pruitt is under consideration for DC. 

[cdain3 3454]

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. 

[Nicole44 22206]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Jeremy Pruitt is under consideration for DC. 

Oh fucksticks....

[Knewk210 245]

14 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

Sorry to hear that. What is the cause? Has she been diagnosed as diabetic or on a  Keto diet?

[Knewk210 245]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Oh fucksticks....

[Butch Had Not 3053]

1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

Sorry to hear that. What is the cause? Has she been diagnosed as diabetic or on a  Keto diet?

New diabetic from what I'm hearing. No history of type 1 before.