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HOLY SHIT WE'RE ROOTING FOR BRIAN FUCKING DAVIS TO BE RIGHT
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Just got a text from my friend in the Bama program that Flood and Wiggins are going with Sark. It's done.

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nope, reposding to other posters. You want an asshole? I'll show you an asshole I'm gonna lose to OU THIS many times   Texas fucking sucks now, and you ALLLLLLL know it. Good

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

Thank you, but I'll be the judge of that.

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It’s almost like Stark has been giving the keys to a lambo and actually knows how to drive it....This is why you go for Big time coaches who have coached big time programs 

 

I love the Pruitt rumors. Shows Starks knows he needs proven winners on the big stage 💪🏽

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

My bad on the screen shot. OB said that Arnett deal was dead and Arnett hasn’t even talked to Sark. Nahlin said that honey bun bitch is wrong

So that leaves a couple of possibilities left. Interesting.  Honey bun bitch and pole assassin should have a show with monkeys. I decided. 

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44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just trying to get a “feel” of what constitutes beautiful. On a scale of 1-10, (we are not talking about what she looks like now), but what is the consensus:

 

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Look, every guy here thinks you’re pretty in some way. 
 

So needy 😛

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8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

And that's why you won't get any nekkid pictures of me. I am built very similar. Probably too skinny. Not enough boobs. Lol. 

True story: In high school, I saw Sharon Stone at an airport. Very definition of a movie star. At least, very beautiful I thought. In the face. She wasn't that famous back then. But as far as a beautiful face, aesthetically, IMO, she was gorgeous. 

only half the world likes large boobs, they are just the obnoxious half. The other half likes perky, smaller cups. They're actually much easier to play with than D cups, which get in the way, and they won't be sagging as much with age. Also, many times big tits comes with a price: dumb, self serving, drama queen, gold digger, you name it.

Smaller cups make exercise easier, which usually means healthier, toned, in-shape.

Sharon has great hips, as long as she's not bony I don't think "skinny" really matters. Your bone structure determines a healthy weight. Angelina Jolie is bony and skinny. No thank you. Stone isn't in that category.

The worst of all are the women who get boob jobs. It looks good until the clothes come off, then it is very underwhelming. Be proud of who you are.

Now, if you'll move along:

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13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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Sharon was quite the homewrecker back in the 90s.

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33 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Real story,  my 24 year old neice was admitted to icu yesterday due to diabetic ketoacidisis think it's called.

 

 

Sorry to hear that;  hope she recovers.  The stress must be so much greater, because of 'Rona going nuts.

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15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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My best friend looks like her when she was in Casino. Not short haired crazy lady at the end of it but long hair hot as fuck Stone in the beginning 

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20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Okay that was awesome! I can’t stop laughing. I just feel like if I post stuff like that I should also put out and that should be a rule. Or something. Anyway, I still think she has a beautiful face. Or did. 

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2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

She had the Rona a month ago. No issues at that time. 

Could be that the way her body reacted to the virus was to “attack” itself causing damage to her pancreas. Sorry to hear of her being in the hospital and dka is no joke. If she is indeed diagnosed type 1 it’s a life changing ordeal, but it’s not the end of the world. Source, being the dad of a 10 year old T1D who was diagnosed 3 days before his 4th birthday. Good luck to her. 

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19 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

only half the world likes large boobs, they are just the obnoxious half. The other half likes perky, smaller cups. They're actually much easier to play with than D cups, which get in the way, and they won't be sagging as much with age. Also, many times big tits comes with a price: dumb, self serving, drama queen, gold digger, you name it.

Smaller cups make exercise easier, which usually means healthier, toned, in-shape.

What about the known correlation between floppy boobs and large mouth vaginas?

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