Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Type 1 means you're basically born with it right?  Either way I don't belive there's a cure or recovery for 2.  Just have to watch your sugar.

for 2 lose weight. lots of it. my son in law had the stomach staple, lost a ton of weight and went off his meds. I did the same thing without the stomach staple thanks covid lockdown and lost a ton of weight and am off my meds.

[General Specific 3233]

i think that's a possibility.  stoops in some capacity.

We all ready fired FTH, do we need a Stoops to point out Dick’s?

[Teryor 4422]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Pruitt as DC is fantastic...Pruitt as DC with a show clause is not fantastic and probably ain’t happening. Makes me think the reason for silence and why tomorrow is the day is because of the investigation 

Timing doesn't make sense on Pruitt if we're finding out tomorrow given...he's still under investigation as a sitting head coach. 

[sdm 844]

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

i think that's a possibility.  stoops in some capacity.

Actually, I was just making an Indiana Jones reference. But I do think Mike is a dunderhead and I really don't want him anywhere near the program.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

well we did ok with that coach from ou. maybe stoops will work out. lulz.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

So Milwee had already arrived in Austin when the plane from Tuscaloosa took off and Flood is not coming in until tomorrow. Who else could have been on that plane??

milwee sounds like a milburn neighboorhood

[BERT 4351]

Did @Nicole44 finish her Blake story? Skimmed the last page or so and didn’t see it. 
And if you haven’t finished it, who do you think you are? Mrs. Paul Harvey??

[DanTheHorn 4901]

36 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Similar to Golding - Pruitt is a DB coach but coached ILB while at Alabama. 

Unlike Golding Alabama fans like Pruitt's defense.

[LTtxfan 48970]

9 minutes ago, Teryor said:

I'm surprised he's basically given competitors a complete heads up that they have a day to scoop him so he must be extremely confident they won't figure it out, or FCB is just a fucking idiot, betting on the latter

 

[closetohumping 17400]

5 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Timing doesn't make sense on Pruitt if we're finding out tomorrow given...he's still under investigation as a sitting head coach. 

Sounds like his fate and is sealed. Not sure he f he ad a say in hiring Steele.  

[RGBIII 22798]

7 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Timing doesn't make sense on Pruitt if we're finding out tomorrow given...he's still under investigation as a sitting head coach. 

He finds out his fate tomorrow so the timing makes too much sense especially if he knows his fate already. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

Fuck you for posting that and fuck any of you that quote it. 

[Burt Macklin 18998]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

He finds out his fate tomorrow so the timing makes too much sense especially if he knows his fate already. 

Do we know he finds out tomorrow or is that what you’re suspecting? 

[Rimbo 25779]

26 minutes ago, b_p said:

Sorry but you’re a shit storyteller 

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

[DanTheHorn 4901]

Wish I had not seen that the news paper makes it clear that was a purposeful feeding.

[Poolflood 845]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Where is @Poolflood? Flood making it here should be a big deal. 

Appreciate the shout.  Building pools.  Just finished a 16.5 hour day.  Excited for changes.  Over Urban.  Show me a fucking loss!

[Laxtonto 11932]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Do we know he finds out tomorrow or is that what you’re suspecting? 

He has his "interview" with Tennessee outside council that was hired to "investigate" all of this.. so yeah, the writing is on the wall..

[LTtxfan 48970]

58 minutes ago, Machinator said:

deleted tweet by Mitchell: "heading into my senior year goin onto my 4th diff coach ... no matter the situation I adapt and thrive. Imma baller. Call it what it is:  "TARGETING ON TEXAS -- #6 MITCHELL DISQUALIFIED 🤷🏾‍♂️"

FIFY 

[Chili dog 1787]

58 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

So we get Alabama’s award winning OC/OL coaches and an outside shot at their WR coach who just oversaw the first WR heisman winner in decades, and Alabama gets Bill O’Brien?

Sucks to suck brocks.

Pretty sure Hand was at Penn State with Franklin, not O’Brien. 

[Chili dog 1787]

24 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Type 1 means you're basically born with it right?  Either way I don't belive there's a cure or recovery for 2.  Just have to watch your sugar.

for 2 lose weight. lots of it. my son in law had the stomach staple, lost a ton of weight and went off his meds. I did the same thing without the stomach staple thanks covid lockdown and lost a ton of weight and am off my meds.

Diabetes talk not going away. 

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

27 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Type 1 means you're basically born with it right?  Either way I don't belive there's a cure or recovery for 2.  Just have to watch your sugar.

for 2 lose weight. lots of it. my son in law had the stomach staple, lost a ton of weight and went off his meds. I did the same thing without the stomach staple thanks covid lockdown and lost a ton of weight and am off my meds.

To be totally clear, you’re now only off your diabetes meds? Correct?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

To be totally clear, you’re now only off your diabetes meds? Correct?

yes all of them.

only thingi take is dyphenhydramine and zyrtec.

[RollLeft 5040]

In 2007, Pruitt joined the Alabama coaching staff as Director of Player Development.^[14] Following Alabama's 2009 national championship season, Pruitt was named the Tide's defensive backs coach.^[15] During his first season in 2010, Alabama's secondary led the SEC in passing efficiency, and included one All-American, Mark Barron. The 2011 Alabama secondary led the nation in pass defense and passing efficiency, and included three All-Americans, Barron, Dre Kirkpatrick, and DeQuan Menzie. Both Barron and Kirkpatrick were drafted in the first round of the 2012 NFL Draft. Pruitt's 2012 secondary ranked seventh nationally in pass defense, and included Jim Thorpe finalist Dee Milliner.^[16] He was named National Recruiter of the Year in 2012 by 247Sports.^[16]

In 2013, Pruitt was hired as the defensive coordinator at Florida State. In his lone season with the Seminoles, his defense ranked number one in scoring defense, allowing just 12.1 points per game, and ranked third in total defense, helping the 2013 Seminoles win the national championship.^[9]

In 2014, Pruitt joined the Georgia coaching staff as the defensive coordinator. His 2014 defensive unit finished 17th nationally in total defense, and finished in the top ten in turnover margin and passing yards allowed. Pruitt's 2015 unit at Georgia finished the season ranked seventh nationally in total defense, and led the nation in fewest passing yards allowed per game.^[9]

Pruitt returned to Alabama as defensive coordinator in 2016, replacing Kirby Smart, who had left to become the head coach at Georgia. His 2016 defensive unit led the nation in scoring defense and rushing defense, and was ranked second in total defense.^[9] His 2017 Alabama defensive unit finished the regular season ranked second in total defense and first in scoring defense.^[17] The unit was part of the team that won the National Championship in the 2017 season.^[18]

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

I hope everyone who quotes that gets their dick caught in their pants zipper

[Kurt Bowels 213]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Good to know you're a total piece of shit 

Sorry if I offended anyone. I would delete it if I could edit. I didn't tell the story or ask for the question.  Guess I wasn't thinking, but I didn't want to answer the question, as it is tough to write so posted a gif not realizing it may have been worse. My apologies.

[cdain3 3454]

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[MrPhlegm 3413]

I hope everyone who quotes that gets their dick caught in their pants zipper

quotes what?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

we have those pythons all over florida. they pay a bounty on em. more reason for nooo yawk morons to stay away.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Sorry if I offended anyone. I would delete it if I could edit. I didn't tell the story or ask for the question.  Guess I wasn't thinking, but I didn't want to answer the question, as it is tough to write so posted a gif not realizing it may have been worse. My apologies.

Animal abuse and kid abuse just ain't cool, no matter in humor or not. You know that obviously, but man, you can do better. We're all shitheads here, but there is a line. 

[Born Burnt 6147]

19 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

 

[Poolflood 845]

34 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Type 1 means you're basically born with it right?  Either way I don't belive there's a cure or recovery for 2.  Just have to watch your sugar.

for 2 lose weight. lots of it. my son in law had the stomach staple, lost a ton of weight and went off his meds. I did the same thing without the stomach staple thanks covid lockdown and lost a ton of weight and am off my meds.

5k+ posts.  You don't need to tell us you're off your meds...

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

3 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I hope everyone who quotes that gets their dick caught in their pants zipper

[DanTheHorn 4901]

Just now, Kurt Bowels said:

Sorry if I offended anyone. I would delete it if I could edit. I didn't tell the story or ask for the question.  Guess I wasn't thinking, but I didn't want to answer the question, as it is tough to write so posted a gif not realizing it may have been worse. My apologies.

Get in touch with @immamac he can probably edit. Worst is all I can think now is that the asshole that feed that python stole that dog from driving around.

[TexasEx 1667]

Off topic, but so is the snake bullshit. 
 

 

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Pruitt said that the Crimson Tide's offense is quite possibly the greatest that he has ever seen. “Well I think through the first four games this is probably the best Alabama offense that I've ever seen since I've been alive,” Pruitt said.Oct 21, 2020

[Kurt Bowels 213]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Animal abuse and kid abuse just ain't cool, no matter in humor or not. You know that obviously, but man, you can do better. We're all shitheads here, but there is a line. 

Oh, I agree. I mean, the only reason I posted it is the story posted on here tonight and then question asked afterwards. When the question was asked, I couldn't stomach myself to write it and then posted that just not thinking at that moment how it is worse. Heck, I have house pets, so definitely don't condone that. I also have no idea the backstory (someone mentioned there was a backstory)

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

10 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

12 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I hope everyone who quotes that gets their dick caught in their pants zipper

quotes what?

Here’s the link, but I warn you....it’s bad.
 

Watch at your own peril

Edited January 14, 2021 by Sgt. Slaughter

[MrPhlegm 3413]

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

1 minute ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Oh, I agree. I mean, the only reason I posted it is the story posted on here tonight and then question asked afterwards. When the question was asked, I couldn't stomach myself to write it and then posted that just not thinking at that moment how it is worse. Heck, I have house pets, so definitely don't condone that. I also have no idea the backstory (someone mentioned there was a backstory)

I've seen it before and it makes my blood run cold. We have 5 dogs and seeing a defenseless animal like a puppy/dog or kitten/cat being hurt just hits me in the core like nothing else. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

3 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Oh, I agree. I mean, the only reason I posted it is the story posted on here tonight and then question asked afterwards. When the question was asked, I couldn't stomach myself to write it and then posted that just not thinking at that moment how it is worse. Heck, I have house pets, so definitely don't condone that. I also have no idea the backstory (someone mentioned there was a backstory)

So you thought it was more palatable to search for and then post the pic - with no warning or spoiler tag?  Bullshit. 

[BachelorTrek 2936]

I wonder if Sark will break anything on his SVP interview coming up in a bit.

[ElChupacabra 254]

On 1/7/2021 at 6:12 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

No idea what is going on with this post. Disregard.

 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

1 minute ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Oh, I agree. I mean, the only reason I posted it is the story posted on here tonight and then question asked afterwards. When the question was asked, I couldn't stomach myself to write it and then posted that just not thinking at that moment how it is worse. Heck, I have house pets, so definitely don't condone that. I also have no idea the backstory (someone mentioned there was a backstory)

[futureman 22415]

14 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

yes all of them.

only thingi take is dyphenhydramine and zyrtec.

 

yeah but what about the lithium?

[ElChupacabra 254]

Damn. There's a bunch of sick fucks in this place but that shit takes the cake. 

[futureman 22415]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I wonder if Sark will break anything on his SVP interview coming up in a bit.

you mean tonight?

[futureman 22415]

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Damn. There's a bunch of sick fucks in this place but that shit takes the cake. 

no, it really doesn’t. 

[Kurt Bowels 213]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I've seen it before and it makes my blood run cold. We have 5 dogs and seeing a defenseless animal like a puppy/dog or kitten/cat being hurt just hits me in the core like nothing else. 

Trust me, same here. I couldn't type it out in response, so found the gif and just wasn't thinking in that exact moment how it is worse than typing. Sent a PM to the mods to see if they will delete it. I own one dog and a cat. 

[RollLeft 5040]

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Damn. There's a bunch of sick fucks in this place but that shit takes the cake. 

Leave Futureman be.  

[BachelorTrek 2936]

Just now, futureman said:

you mean tonight?

Yes, tonight on ESPN during this SVP Sportscenter, in a few minutes..... it's teased but no exact time given, which means probably at the end of the show.