Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Octavian 1025]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Bama 247 mod

"We have multiple sources telling us that Jeff Banks is leaving or has left for Texas. I have not confirmed with the Texas side yet, but he is not at Alabama currently I'm told and isn't expected back. This is not a move Saban would approve of, but I am told they are prepared to find another coach already. Banks was the special team coordinator at UA."

I believe it's time for Monkey Business!

 

[Pam Cummings 9823]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Eric Nahlin

 

Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

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HOLY FUCK

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

HOLY SHIT!

Wow.  I can't believe he left Alabama.  

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DAMN! I feel awful for Pole Assassin...coming to Texas the day after James Harden leaves the state...talk about bad timing

[elguapo 4620]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Eric Nahlin

 

Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

WOAH

[texifornia 58761]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Eric Nahlin

 

Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

[victory88 5755]

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would love Pruitt as DC but I hope Sark is being careful with drawing too much NCAA attention. Davis and Pruitt would both be previous offenders and Banks (who I guess has never been busted for anything to my knowledge) surely isn't so clean himself.

what the hell is the NCAA going to do?  

[SubliminalHorn 6995]

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Bama 247 mod

"We have multiple sources telling us that Jeff Banks is leaving or has left for Texas. I have not confirmed with the Texas side yet, but he is not at Alabama currently I'm told and isn't expected back. This is not a move Saban would approve of, but I am told they are prepared to find another coach already. Banks was the special team coordinator at UA."

yass hunty

[RollLeft 5086]

9 minutes ago, Fud said:

Bama 247 mod

"We have multiple sources telling us that Jeff Banks is leaving or has left for Texas. I have not confirmed with the Texas side yet, but he is not at Alabama currently I'm told and isn't expected back. This is not a move Saban would approve of, but I am told they are prepared to find another coach already. Banks was the special team coordinator at UA."

[victory88 5755]

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Wow.  I can't believe he left Alabama.  

Strip clubs are about to have booming business in Austin.  With Banks' new salary, he can have multiple stripper sugar babies.  

Edited January 14, 2021 by victory88

[cdain3 3454]

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[Lou_Sassle 2990]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Eric Nahlin

 

Inside Texas has learned one of the top recruiters in the state of Texas over the last half decade will join Steve Sarkisian’s Texas staff.

Jeff Banks was previously at A&M. He’s been Alabama’s key man in Texas, and was a conduit directly from the talented 2022 class to Nick Saban and that hideous painting from the ‘09 National Championship he likes to take pictures of when he was a Texas prospect in his office.

 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

Yeah buddy 

 

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Sark is robbing Banks.

[UncleBuck 6455]

Got damn they got Banks! Just put the monkey at DC idgaf

[RollLeft 5086]

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would love Pruitt as DC but I hope Sark is being careful with drawing too much NCAA attention. Davis and Pruitt would both be previous offenders and Banks (who I guess has never been busted for anything to my knowledge) surely isn't so clean himself.

I think we are past that.  You can't get a little bit pregnant.  

[Kanly 554]

 

[BurntOrange&White 41638]

[Maker Bayfield 300]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

Got damn they got Banks! Just put the monkey at DC idgaf

Too early to start the Monkey or Bust for DC thread???

[RollLeft 5086]

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Welp, Looch's "Sark/UT will have no effect on Aggy in state recruiting" take didn't age well. 

[fatheryeet 1554]

bankssss

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[General Specific 3484]

Ketchum says that Bama's Rival site told him that Banks' Texas offer is north of $1mm/year

If true, that might get the job done
 

This. And don’t underestimate having to work for, under or around one Bill O’Brien!

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

IRON BALLS SARK!

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Just now, Maker Bayfield said:

Too early to start the Monkey or Bust for DC thread???

Not if you want the FBI monitoring it.

[Kdub 513]

[Butch Had Not 3052]

3 minutes ago, Dijon Robinson said:

Yeah buddy 

 

THIS guy fucks?

[BrazilHorn 6788]

Love it. Finally getting some killer recruiters at these positions.

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

He gettin' all the titles

 

[Teryor 4963]

Posting because of titles, wonder what Gideon's role is

[victory88 5755]

I had posted this earlier.  We will need to buy the best staff and we have the money to do it.  Make every position the highest paid.  We need to make Texas a destination job for assistants again.  

[SimkinsMan 4544]

Moon rn

[Beantown Express 2.0 6586]

I am starting to think Sark’s staff is going to be better than the one Herman brought from Houston.  Gee, I wonder how that will translate to recruiting, development of players and wins.  I may have to call my doctor in 4 hours if this keeps up.

[Hanrahan 1306]

At this point Saban should be considered for an analyst position at least.  Might as well bring the whole crew down.

[Kanly 554]

Edited January 14, 2021 by Kanly
Too slow

[Hiphopopotamos 21158]

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

[JOSEYWALES66 1850]

No wonder CDC was giddy when talking about the assistant coaching staff.

Not sure what Gideon is going to coach but we can figure that our later.

[Stunns38 3763]

I’d like to thank the Yellow Rose for this!!!

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22 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

If we’re going after Banks, I think it indicates that we’re ready to start playing the game.

Bo Davis, Joseph and Sark indicated we're ready to play the game.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

If Coleman unchained means results closer to his actually-well-coached K-State WRs, and he's got Banks and Sark recruiting for him, then fuck it let's get it.

If keeping Coleman means we get Banks I'm fine with that.

[General Specific 3484]

I believe it's time for Monkey Business!

 

What, no shock the monkey (Peter Gabriel), or trunk monkey? Disappointed

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

Denny's Coordinator

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2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I am starting to think Sark’s staff is going to be better than the one Herman brought from Houston.  Gee, I wonder how that will translate to recruiting, development of players and wins.  I may have to call my doctor in 4 hours if this keeps up.

Just keeping Coleman makes it better than Herm's first staff.

[Bigbend1812 13020]

46 minutes ago, jinx said:

 

New surly motto?

 

But it hasn't been updated since Friday.  I would expect to see all of the noise on Flood there at least, but nothing.

That’s because there hasn’t been any hires. 

[BurntOrange&White 41638]

1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Posting because of titles, wonder what Gideon's role is

Our offensive staff is complete.

 

We still have 2 spots remaining for defense including DC/LB/CB depending on how they structure.

[Thiefery 5108]

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I would love Pruitt as DC but I hope Sark is being careful with drawing too much NCAA attention. Davis and Pruitt would both be previous offenders and Banks (who I guess has never been busted for anything to my knowledge) surely isn't so clean himself.

CDC will put the NCAA in it's place if it ever sniffs TEXAS..  

[Lou_Sassle 2990]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

He's going to have to just be a second db coach, right? Maybe him and Joseph just both coach the whole db unit?

[Maker Bayfield 300]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

So what the fuck is Gideon doing?  Banks has ST's.  Joseph has safeties (presumably).  

Director of High School Coach Relations???

[Armybrat 41305]

9 minutes ago, victory88 said:

what the hell is the NCAA going to do?  

Butt rape Marymount College.

[Bevo14 8468]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He gettin' all the titles

 

We sending Gideon back to Ole Miss? Still confused why Sark jumped on him so fast.

[TommyGufano 6023]

25 minutes ago, Skipper said:

I asked my Tenn friend that follows this shit.   He said the rumor is Fat Phil leaked whatever the issues are to try to force Pruitt out without paying his buyout.  Who knows.  But it doesn't seem realistic Texas is going to hire Pruitt with all of that background noise.  

Clay Travis should have to pay the buyout