Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread

[Vertigo 20396]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Sark looks like he hasn't showered or slept in a couple of days

He invoked Prima Nocta on Pole Assassin.  

[NoName 16645]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Our esteemed quickwitted craft beer dork, @HenryJames is taking the Zoom for us tomorrow. We'll check the notes and he or I will post something if there's anything worth a shit to care about from the call.

[closetohumping 17553]

5 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

That interview made me almost like Cowherd. Sark is great. Easy to see why people like him. It’s a nice change.

Colin can kind of be shock jockish but he's always loved Austin and UT.  Said we were one of his favorite teams and he won't apologize for it.  Sark came off really well.

 

Back to the topic of assistant wangs, any chance Banks makes Brian Jean Mary look like Taylor Hamm?

[hookem48 4718]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

They were without Sermon. If we're going to paint the full picture. 

but his defense mashed Sermon into the ground and broke him.

[Vertigo 20396]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Colin can kind of be shock jockish but he's always loved Austin and UT.  Said we were one of his favorite teams and he won't apologize for it.  Sark came off really well.

 

Back to the topic of assistant wangs, any chance Banks makes Brian Jean Mary look like Taylor Hamm?

[South Austin 52747]

Just now, closetohumping said:

Colin can kind of be shock jockish but he's always loved Austin and UT.  Said we were one of his favorite teams and he won't apologize for it.  Sark came off

That's how I've always heard Colin.  Sure, he can criticize us, and why not after the past 10 years.  But he likes Texas and Austin and respects our place among the college bluebloods.

[CBHorn 433]

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He invoked Prima Nocta on Pole Assassin.  

I'm not sure Latin has numbers high enough for the number of nights Pole Assassin has already experienced.

[closetojumping 63400]

Just now, South Austin said:

That's how I've always heard Colin.  Sure, he can criticize us, and why not after the past 10 years.  But he likes Texas and Austin and respects our place among the college bluebloods.

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

[Newy25 7799]

Just now, Vertigo said:

He invoked Prima Nocta on Pole Assassin.  

He involved Prima Nocta on the entire Ohio State defensive staff’s wives and then invited the whole world to watch. They knew Devonta Smith would get the ball and he still found a way to get one of one matchups on linebackers.  He’s probably tired from all of the butt fucking he threw down Monday night. 

[Texas Wahoo 3521]

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

[NoName 16645]

Just now, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

I mean, it's pole assasin official

[South Austin 52747]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

Can you please remind us exactly how many months it's been?

[immamac 43590]

Is this what it's like to dominate the new cycle?

[Hiphopopotamos 20894]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Well now it looks like Urban was trying to double fuck us - once for Herman and another for his old buddy Charlie.  Maybe his protege's should have been better fucking coaches.

[Newy25 7799]

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Is this what it's like to dominate the new cycle?

I fuckin hope so.

[Laxtonto 12693]

4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Well there is a solid chance that Ash will join as a S coach under Meyer as well...

[Hank_Hill 19003]

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

[Newy25 7799]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

Yes. We basically offered Urban whatever he wanted. 

[jinx 2635]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

I like how committed you are to correcting the 11 years of pain.  I usually just go with the less precise "decade."  But it is a full 11 years of futility, and no one should forget it.

[Foosters 17937]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

11 years. We've been in varying levels of pain for 11 years, unless you guys enjoyed the 5-7 2010 season or something.

I enjoyed like 7 minutes of Texas football in January 2010.

[ClubWhatever 12163]

8 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

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[ElChupacabra 254]

Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.

[RollLeft 5051]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

Yes, yes we are.  I am now on the fk Urban train.  I hope he gets his shit pushed in by the shitty Texans.

[Newy25 7799]

Just now, Foosters said:

I enjoyed like 7 minutes of Texas football in January 2010.

I enjoyed beating the shit out of Georgia in the Sugar Bowl after Bevo went Prima Nocta on UGA. Then there was that one game we won under Strong.  We also sent A&M packing with a walk off loss to Derp in Kyle Field. If wasn’t completely void of good memories. 

[BachelorTrek 3170]

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.

+1 rep for also enjoying cooking fajitas

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

2 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Don't know how Saban feels but their fans think that Golding would be addition by subtraction so they should thank us for that one!

Yeah, they are not sad at all about losing Golden. 

[ElChupacabra 254]

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

+1 rep for also enjoying cooking fajitas

I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

[Hank_Hill 19003]

Just now, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Yeah, they are not sad at all about losing Golden. 

They also have to rationalize at least one of these losses to themselves. All the other coaches we're taking are certified bad asses and this is the only one where they actually have some possible negatives to grasp on to. 

[Dbeasy 15241]

16 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

Whoa, there’s the first major indication we may have dodged a massive bullet with Meyer. Wow. 

[Jack Wilson 313]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Doesn't seem like we really know the answer here. But if Saban really didn't think he was a good coach, Sark would be well aware of that. And as the OC, Sark would also be intimately aware of the defense's short comings. If he consistently thought that Golding was putting out a bad defense, I can't imagine he would consider hiring him.

Now, this just makes way too much fuckin' sense for a Surl post.

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

10 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I will say; if we had hired Urban with that ridiculous amount of money rumored, would there be enough left over to hire this good of a staff? Are we netting positive with Sark + this staff vs an Urban + somewhat lesser position coaches and/or recruiters? Iono.

If we got Meyer they were going to get him anyone he wanted. That's like buying a Ferrari and putting in a cloth interior. 

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

They also have to rationalize at least one of these losses to themselves. All the other coaches we're taking are certified bad asses and this is the only one where they actually have some possible negatives to grasp on to. 

Oh yeah, they aren't pleased by the others but I was saying they don't like Golden. They also think and they're probably right as long as they have Saban they're fine. 

[Hank_Hill 19003]

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If we got Meyer they were going to get him anyone he wanted. That's like buying a Ferrari and putting in a cloth interior. 

Seems like something we'd do though. Instead we took a budget supra and put 40k under the hood. 

 

Edited January 14, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[closetohumping 17553]

8 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Watched the Cowherd interview. Had to pause it so I could finish cooking my fajitas but I am impressed thus far. It's nice to not have our head coach stumbling over his words and trying to sound more intelligent than the person he's speaking with. And Sark fucking nailed the question on if he had ever doubted himself. Way to let your nuts hang, Sark.

Good observation.  Herman always seemed to pick his words carefully

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Seems like something we'd do though. Instead we took a budget supra and put 40k under the hood. 

We just bought a 85 mustang and dropped a 454 in it. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10480]

20 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

So I was at a deposition most of the day today, but it sounds like Banks is semi-official now.  Anyone else that wasn't semi-official yesterday?

Also, SIAP, but it looks like Charlie is out (not that he was ever going to be in):

 

 

That's actually a great hire for Urban and Strong both.  Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

[BachelorTrek 3170]

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

HEB "Mi Tienda" beef fajita meat are good when you don't have time to season/marinate your own.

I'm just increasing the workouts because I already know that it works for me specifically.

[ClubWhatever 12163]

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

I wish I could say they were homemade but time is critical this week and they were the frozen bagged chicken fajitas. Really, not too bad when you throw some spices in there. Low carb tortillas fucking suck and should be illegal but I'm giving this whole "diet" thing the old college try.

Freaked out by username

[PassiveAggressiveCoach 118]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's actually a great hire for Urban and Strong both.  Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

By handle anything else you mean coaching? 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Deej 77242]

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

Like remembering his zip code?

[RollLeft 5051]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

I read $2 bill at first. 

[conVINCEd 21474]

Just now, Deej said:

Like remembering his zip code?

Or coin tosses.

[Vertigo 20396]

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Whoa, there’s the first major indication we may have dodged a massive bullet with Meyer. Wow. 

I don't know if I would go that far. Strong as the DC at Texas would have actually been hilarious. 

[closetohumping 17553]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Or coin tosses.

Or what role he offered wickline

[Hank_Hill 19003]

Strong is a good defensive coordinator at the right place. I'm not sure he'd have been a good one in the Big 12. As evidenced because I'm sure he took the reins multiple times in his career here.

Edited January 14, 2021 by Hank_Hill

[Horn Dog 10051]

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

That's actually a great hire for Urban and Strong both.  Strong is good coach when he doesn't have to handle anything else.

FIFY

[JOSEYWALES66 1838]

Just now, closetohumping said:

Or what role he offered wickline

That was on Patterson trying to be a cheap ass. 

[Bevo14 8438]

2 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

That was on Patterson trying to be a cheap ass. 

That fucker was the worst AD of all time. Such a dumb shit.

Edited January 14, 2021 by Bevo14